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Literature / Re: Stranded by jokepearl(f): 5:39pm On Feb 05, 2018
Royver is back.

Welcome back.
Travel / Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by jokepearl(f): 6:04pm On Jan 31, 2018

Bro. I have a question.
What sorta birth certificate did you submit?. It seems my NPC birth certificate isn't acceptable.

I got my biometrics letter today. But from what i have been reading and what my oga Lionell told me our naija birth certificatw na error404

Kindly inform me what cert you submitted. Thank you

I have a naija birth certificate and my husband, an affidavit which we used for ours, and we didn't have any problem during our adjustment of status (Though it was via an employer).

I am sure its fine.
Family / Re: Should I Quit The Honeymoon Or Forego The 21-day Fasting? by jokepearl(f): 4:52pm On Jan 08, 2018
Matt 6:33 Bro, seek God first. Do u want a life time of honeymoon? Then seek God first.

Who told you honeymooning is not seeking God.

Deuteronomy 24:5
If a man has recently married, he must not be sent to war or have any other duty laid on him. For one year he is to be free to stay at home and bring happiness to the wife he has married.

Sure this is self explanatory.

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Properties / Re: ADRON HOMES WONT LET UR ENGINEER BUILD FOR U?? by jokepearl(f): 2:21am On Jan 07, 2018

Hi sis, which of the estate are u building??

City of David.
Properties / Re: ADRON HOMES WONT LET UR ENGINEER BUILD FOR U?? by jokepearl(f): 8:44pm On Jan 04, 2018
Pls if u have a land in Shimawafrom Adron homes pls let's talk.


That's not true. I just finished my building carcass with roof and my Engr built it. Engr just have to be a certified engineer. Though they have other issues so you may need to consider.


Romance / Re: Stakes: Change Of Hearts (new Romance Series) by jokepearl(f): 9:18pm On Nov 09, 2017
Nice story.
You should have posted this in literature section.

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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by jokepearl(f): 11:34pm On Sep 25, 2017
@ oga EgunMogaji and oga mafutau55 please help me with one architecture with the name " midastouch" on the forum.undecided

You maybe referring to ihebrooke
Family / Re: War Room Movie: Not As 'perfect' As It Sounds? by jokepearl(f): 2:36pm On Aug 08, 2017
I have seen the movie.... but most of the reviews point are more about doctrine and not really about the movie. I don't agree with many of his views not because the movie is 100% but because I don't agree with his doctrine.

BTW the movie is 1+ hr there is no time to show ALL the repentance process or everything involved with winning a backsliding person. You learn this process not from just a film. Learn something from the movie and move on.
Literature / Re: Nigerian Author Sells His Novels For £100.00 In United Kingdom by jokepearl(f): 6:49pm On Aug 05, 2017
The book is 3dollars
Literature / Re: Love Hiccups by jokepearl(f): 10:18pm On Jul 23, 2017
I think Ken should give Vicky what's she wants. Let them separate for a while if he is bold he should sign the divorce papers.

They need time apart to heal. He needs to forgive himself analyse his mistake and learn from it. But Vicky isnt ready yet she needs time to heal. a mutual separation will help her achieve this.

He can always keep in touch using his son as excuse.
Literature / Re: Love Hiccups by jokepearl(f): 11:36pm On Jul 06, 2017
I'm really starting to hate Vicky, did she not know ken was a Playboy before she married him?

Really? She has right to angry and express her anger anyway she wants. She is a victim.

We really need stop victim blaming everyone is responsible for their action.

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Properties / Re: 2 Plots Of Land 4 Sale@ Akinmorin,oyo-town by jokepearl(f): 1:44pm On Jul 05, 2017

is der still any for sale ?

Not sure if the OP still have land to sell , but I have land to sell in that town.

Pm if you are interested
Family / Re: How I Caught A 7 And 10 Year Old Girl Involved In Lesbian Act by jokepearl(f): 12:05am On Jul 05, 2017
That shouldn't be end of it. Apparently, someone has been abusing one or both kids OR someone had been exposing them to some adult scenarios.

You need to tell both of their parents to find out.

Yes they are exposed to a mother breastfeeding a baby. It may not be more than that.
Family / Re: How I Caught A 7 And 10 Year Old Girl Involved In Lesbian Act by jokepearl(f): 8:14pm On Jul 04, 2017
You all should relax, they are exploring but things need to be explained to them. I am sure they have no idea what lesbianism is and it may not be anything sexual...

I am sure you guys all played mum daddy and baby when you were kids, cooking with tin trying to recreate what we see..... that just it role playinh

Please don't blow it out of proportion use the opportunity to teach about sex and explain things to them....
Family / Re: My Wife Is Pregnant, I Don't Know If Its With My Baby. by jokepearl(f): 3:02am On Jun 29, 2017
1st, pregnancy date is counted from the day of your last period not the day you conceived.

So if your wife period started May 12th, then she is almost 7weeks pregnant.

2nd, Scan uses the size of the baby at a time to predict the age, this may change and vary everytime a scan done. Also big babies appear older with a scan.

So relax

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Politics / Re: The Truth About The New Curiculum by jokepearl(f): 9:36pm On Jun 19, 2017
I went to school in the nineties (federal school) even then Arabic was in the curriculum.
Literature / Re: Stranded by jokepearl(f): 5:49am On May 29, 2017
Nice Rovyer. Still hoping to read part 3 of I see what ....

Hi guys..... It depends on d OP now.....he started n tagged me n I contributed...I was thinking of separate storylines DAT will MEET/MERGE at a point.....

Will post tonight!!!!

Can you please delete your post? It's a little confusing

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Literature / Re: ANIKE : A Story By Toyin Taiwo by jokepearl(f): 3:42am On May 27, 2017
Hi everyone,

Due to plagiarism issue, I won't be able to complete this story on nairaland.

ANIKE is now available on Okadabooks. Click on the link below to get your copy.

Thanks so much for your love and support all the way. Your wonderful comments and all. God bless you all.
Have a wonderful weekend!

Email: toyinfst@yahoo.com
Facebook/Instagram: @toyinfst

Good idea Rachelfst thank you for writing.
But I am surprised you guys are clamoring for sugar daddy like admiral. No matter how nice he is, he is still using her for his selfish reason. If he loves her so much let him marry her now.
Family / Re: Am I Still Married? by jokepearl(f): 1:23am On May 12, 2017
Was a notice given at any registry 21 days or more before the wedding?
Did you sign on a long piece of paper with Nigeria coat of arms (marriage certificate)?
Did you go back to the registry after the wedding....

If the answer is No, you are Not married in the eyes of the law..
But the only confusion is most orthodox churches usually follow the normal procedure before they wed anyone. Surprise a Catholic Church gave out that certificate.

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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by jokepearl(f): 3:11pm On Mar 14, 2017

My new plan has unlimited international texts but I had placed international call block on my account previously. So once I removed that I can now text to my delight.

I just have to remember not to dial naija direct on ATT by mistake sad

I don't think you need unblock international calls. I use T-Mobile, I blocked international calls but I can still text to international numbers.
Literature / Re: SEX & FASTING – EPISODE 7(the Fight Of Conscience ) by jokepearl(f): 7:40pm On Feb 21, 2017
Is this story yours?
Literature / Re: WRONG NUMBER By Toyin Taiwo by jokepearl(f): 7:35pm On Feb 07, 2017
I like episode 32.

Dee spoke to Tunde with confidence here with no fear.

The freedom and boldness you have after you have been forgiven is....

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Literature / Re: WRONG NUMBER By Toyin Taiwo by jokepearl(f): 5:41am On Feb 01, 2017
Nice update but methink you need to wrap up this story and limit the unnecessary details like opening doors for each other or serving indomie to dogs e.t.c in other to do away with rhetorics thereby not making the story to be dull or not too interesting...... Do have a lovely rest!!!

I was about to type the same thing..... nice writing but sometimes the episode doesn't say much or seem to lead anywhere.

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Family / Re: HELP !I Don't Understand His Parenting! by jokepearl(f): 10:10pm On Jan 30, 2017
I think you should just put your feet down. You are his mother and there ares things you just won't accept.

You don't have to scream or be rude just a matter of fact discussion. Like I know you mean well but please never send my son out in the cold ever again never ......
He is a well behaved boy does well in school, I have never had any complains from anyone about him until you came. Please I beg you don't destroy the confidence and esteem I have built over the years.

He is our son let's discuss appropriate correction mechanism.

That's what I would do.....


Family / Re: Don't Know What This Topic Should Be: But It's All About Family Life by jokepearl(f): 6:44pm On Jan 27, 2017
House helps have made women of this era too lazy and disorganised. All i do is ponder on how our mothers were able to manage as many kids as 8/11 without maids?.

Since you know what your husband is like, it would be nice if you plan your activities nicely, is not about contributing financially to the running of your home cos i suppose he isn't interested in your money but for you to keep a decent home, which could be achieved by proper organisation, though, he should help with minor things like: be with the kids while you're doing your chores when is most pressing and he's free.


Anyway as per the bolded, this isn't true. Our mothers generation had help always. There is a cousin, aunty , uncle living with them to help them. Sometimes from the very day they got married. Stop trying to make the Op and ladies feel bad.


Literature / Re: WRONG NUMBER By Toyin Taiwo by jokepearl(f): 11:02pm On Jan 25, 2017
Mr Paul better forgive lizzy oh..... before he starts loving our Daniella...

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Literature / Re: WRONG NUMBER By Toyin Taiwo by jokepearl(f): 8:02pm On Jan 24, 2017
Daniel action is weird.....

Anyway it must sha end in praise.

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Literature / Re: WRONG NUMBER By Toyin Taiwo by jokepearl(f): 8:42pm On Jan 19, 2017
Team #Dan^2

@rachealfst thank you.

At a point, I was getting confused about Mr Paul thank God for Lizzy. But why is no one talking about getting Pamilerin another job? Mr Paul has a company now.
Literature / Re: Igbo-smoking Keke Driver by jokepearl(f): 9:28pm On Jan 09, 2017
Wow!!....So touching....I've had a similar experience with a Mechanic tho...

Nice one Royver, hoping to read a blockbuster from you this year!

Yeah. like completing THE WARRIOR BRIDE grin grin grin
Properties / Re: Compensation will be paid. Igando And Ikotun Residents Pls I Need Ur Help. by jokepearl(f): 9:55pm On Nov 29, 2016
Why not check on Google map first.

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