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Travel / Re: My Passport Slept In Water For Two Days! by jokepearl(f): 1:17pm On Sep 22, 2007
@siena
thanks i hope to enjoy myself. though i m not very happy at the moment, but i am sure things will work out fine. trying to get a job now i hope i do.
NYSC / Re: Jigawa Ex Corp Members Batch A 2006 by jokepearl(f): 3:06pm On Sep 19, 2007
nedujizzy:

@ jokepearl
its been a long time since we heard from you on this thread whats up?

yes thats true, i am sorry for the distance. everything is fine i am cool but i ve changed address i am now in london studying for my masters.

@ samix
i hope we'll meet soon i've not really settled down but as soon as i do i'll,
Travel / Re: My Passport Slept In Water For Two Days! by jokepearl(f): 9:30pm On Sep 17, 2007
hello everyone,
thanks so much for your advice and suggestions i am now in London i arrived today. i didn't ve any problem with my passport, every thing went smoothly, although i had an affidavit sworn just in case but it wasn't needed. so,
Travel / Re: My Passport Slept In Water For Two Days! by jokepearl(f): 5:07pm On Sep 02, 2007
I want to thank everyone for their advise, i'm grateul.

I ve decided to go to the passport office, ll give u all feedback. thanks once again.
Travel / Re: My Passport Slept In Water For Two Days! by jokepearl(f): 11:03am On Aug 30, 2007
I've a visa on it(i got the visa after the incedent), someone working in the passport office said it doesn't matter that its still valid. i just wanted to find out.
Thanks for the advise.


@marjson
maybe , but what really happpened is this, i kept it in the office with other documents came back on monday to find the place flooded and it affected my package so its not really my fault.
Travel / My Passport Slept In Water For Two Days! by jokepearl(f): 4:30pm On Aug 29, 2007
My Passport Fell In Water

hello,
please i need your advise, my passport slept in water for 2 days (long story). the passport is actually ok but the signature (green signture not the stamp) on the 1st page has cleaned off.i ve actually used it after that even got a uk visa with it, but with the gist i am getting about how nigerian passport are throughly checked i don't know what to do.
any advice?
Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa Interview by jokepearl(f): 10:56am On Aug 17, 2007
@pcmecom
Congrts what day is your interview? i was invited too mine is on the 27th, pls if yours is before mine can you post how it went if mine is before i'll do the same
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Uk Study Visa Application by jokepearl(f): 10:35am On Aug 17, 2007
samix:

guys it doesn't take time at all. its just 15 working days which is 3 weeks. u need to pray to be called for interview if not there is every probability that u application will be rejected. i applied on the 10th of july and i was called for interview after like 10 working days.

samix ve you gone for the interview? how was it like? i've also been called for interview (after 15 working days)
NYSC / Re: Jigawa Ex Corp Members Batch A 2006 by jokepearl(f): 11:33am On Aug 09, 2007
hello,
i've been away for so long its nice to see more people on the forum.

@ehinwere
hello matt remember me? joke. Congrats .
NYSC / Re: Jigawa Ex Corp Members Batch A 2006 by jokepearl(f): 3:04pm On Jul 24, 2007
@nedujizzy
Thanks I am a little better but , anyway Thanks

@nana101
is that odochi or mercy. i'm sure its odochi. how are u? where are u?miss u pls attach a recent pix
NYSC / Re: Jigawa Ex Corp Members Batch A 2006 by jokepearl(f): 11:24am On Jul 20, 2007
@ nedujizzy
I remember you how are u? i should ve replied but i've been down, i am sure life is treating u good cheesy.

@ monarch
Is it john the drummer man, or , pls attach a picture i think i remember but,
yes i still from papa. my no is 08033946944
NYSC / Re: Jigawa Ex Corp Members Batch A 2006 by jokepearl(f): 10:29am On Jul 16, 2007
@motipoju
My batch was 2006 batch A, But i think i should know You, were u in the same batch with SEUN HASSAN G MD? What subgroup were u in NCCF?

@nedujizzy
I was leaving beside the central Mosque initially later moved to Gidan Dubu. My no is 08033646944. My email jokepearl5000@yahoo.ca
Mayb we should upload a picture.
I've uploaded mine

NYSC / Re: Jigawa Ex Corp Members Batch A 2006 by jokepearl(f): 12:07pm On Jul 14, 2007
@ nedujizzy
Joke Adeyemo, served with DUTSE COMPUTER SKILLS AND AQUISATION CENTRE, close to the police station on kiyawa road.
My CD group is DANCE and DRAMA.
Send me your details too. thanks
NYSC / Re: Jigawa Ex Corp Members Batch A 2006 by jokepearl(f): 11:21am On Jul 13, 2007
hi,
I'll advise we give names too and other information that ll make us remember you e.g(If you where in NCCF or RCCf or , ).
I'm Joke i served in Dutse Batch A 06 I was in NCCF . I am presently in Lagos, no good job yet,but i'm doing great.
Religion / Re: Pre-Marital Sex Is Not Fornication by jokepearl(f): 12:20pm On Jun 27, 2007
denex:


What this shows me is that as long as they are certain they are going to get married, and they know they can't control themselves anymore, they should run things then when the time comes, they get married. Nothing spoil.

But what if they don't get married becos nothing is sure until its done. no matter how long you have dated you can still break up.  and don't forget it can happen again and again and again again and again and again. and that makes you what

someone with multiple sexual partners.
[s]Someone who is at risk of having sexual related sickness or shocked HIV  [/s]
[s]Someone who is scared of getting pregnant or impregnanting a lady [/s] (why should u be scared if u are sure of you are doing, why do u still do it behind locked doors with no one around even though they all know are engaged to be married)
sorry someone who is not single but joined to many people through sex.
Nairaland / General / Re: Jokepearl - I'm Pearl by jokepearl(f): 11:14am On Jun 25, 2007
adegeorge:

jokepearl its nice to have u on board. but if i may get curious why that name? are u sort of full of jokes or are u a joking pearl?

The name is not joke it's Adejoke (joke is from Adejoke (yoruba name) ). pearl is a jewel formed is oysters (from, )let me leave the long story.

I'm not very funny so i don't ve jokes to crack
Religion / Re: Where Do We Go When We Die? by jokepearl(f): 2:27pm On Jun 19, 2007
@ bari_kade
bari_kade:

On Judgement Day, people will stand before the Great White Throne to receive their judgement in their bodies:

I agree with a lot u ve said but according to 1 corinthians 15:12-58 especially verse 35-54.

35 But someone may ask, "How are the dead raised? With what kind of body will they come?" 36 How foolish! What you sow does not come to life unless it dies. 37 When you sow, you do not plant the body that will be, but just a seed, perhaps of wheat or of something else. 38 But God gives it a body as he has determined, and to each kind of seed he gives its own body. 39 All flesh is not the same: Men have one kind of flesh, animals have another, birds another and fish another. 40 There are also heavenly bodies and there are earthly bodies; but the splendor of the heavenly bodies is one kind, and the splendor of the earthly bodies is another. 41 The sun has one kind of splendor, the moon another and the stars another; and star differs from star in splendor.
42 So will it be with the resurrection of the dead. The body that is sown is perishable, it is raised imperishable; 43 it is sown in dishonor, it is raised in glory; it is sown in weakness, it is raised in power; 44 it is sown a natural body, it is raised a spiritual body.
     If there is a natural body, there is also a spiritual body. 45 So it is written: "The first man Adam became a living being"[e]; the last Adam, a life-giving spirit. 46 The spiritual did not come first, but the natural, and after that the spiritual. 47 The first man was of the dust of the earth, the second man from heaven. 48 As was the earthly man, so are those who are of the earth; and as is the man from heaven, so also are those who are of heaven. 49 And just as we have borne the likeness of the earthly man, so shall we[f] bear the likeness of the man from heaven.

50 I declare to you, brothers, that flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God, nor does the perishable inherit the imperishable. 51 Listen, I tell you a mystery: We will not all sleep, but we will all be changed— 52 in a flash, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trumpet. For the trumpet will sound, the dead will be raised imperishable, and we will be changed. 53 For the perishable must clothe itself with the imperishable, and the mortal with immortality. 54 When the perishable has been clothed with the imperishable, and the mortal with immortality, then the saying that is written will come true: "Death has been swallowed up in victory.

the body we wear after we resurrect is different from the one we re weariing now.
Please explain.

@otuwe
What religion do u practice
Nairaland / General / Re: Jokepearl - I'm Pearl by jokepearl(f): 1:45pm On Jun 19, 2007
@crazykid
Thanks for the welcome, but why that name? hope u'll tell me the history someday ,

but ur signature shows u are ain't crazy it shows that u are saner than most.
Religion / Re: Where Do We Go When We Die? by jokepearl(f): 12:55pm On Jun 19, 2007
otuwe ,
you didn't say anything about the soul,

, and do u ve references for reincarnation (biblical)

, there's a difference between "going back to the grave" and "waiting in the grave"
Nairaland / General / Jokepearl - I'm Pearl by jokepearl(f): 11:17am On Jun 19, 2007
I new here(like 1wk old) and already i'm becoming an addict to Nairaland
Religion / Re: Where Do We Go When We Die? by jokepearl(f): 3:42pm On Jun 18, 2007
the verse there is 21 not the cheesy.

James 1 : 21
Religion / Re: Where Do We Go When We Die? by jokepearl(f): 3:38pm On Jun 18, 2007
@ricadelide.
I agree with u that the most prominent dimension of a mature believer is his spirit, having the life of God in his spirit, and by that life, bringing all things within him into subjection to God; but don't forget that our soul still has to be saved (by the word of God(james 1 :21))and thats what makes us matured. There is a difference btw a saved person that is not growing (through the word) and one thats growing, even though both their spirit is regenerated.

Quoting from www.allaboutfollowingjesus.org
The soul is that eternal entity of man that gives us the capacity to communicate with God. For the natural man, that is the man who has not accepted Christ as Savior, the soul is present, but the communication between that soul and God is turned off or separated. It is called being "dead in trespasses and sin" (Ephesians 2:1). It is like having a radio that is not tuned on. From a natural man, the only communication that God recognizes is the prayer for redemption and reconciliation in Christ Jesus. However, when we accept Christ as our Savior and are born again, we are made alive unto God and we are able to then communicate with Him because our soul is no longer separated.
To surrender heart, body, and soul to God, one must understand that as humans we are triune beings. We are made up of our heart/mind, body, and soul. Yielding one part of ourselves without yielding the other is impossible. If we try to separate ourselves, we become "double minded" and therefore unstable (James 1:cool. However, the initial surrender is only the beginning. The surrender of your heart, body, and soul to God is an ongoing process that begins the moment one is born again as a child of God and it continues until He calls the believer home or Jesus comes again. The process is one of growth in grace and knowledge and that comes from studying the Word of God and choosing to apply divine viewpoint to the life on a daily, sometimes moment-by-moment basis.
Religion / Re: Where Do We Go When We Die? by jokepearl(f): 10:04am On Jun 18, 2007
We have deviated from the topic. The topic is Where do we go when we Die. we ve to clearify the where, before we start talking about the what (or who (maybe spirit or soul.)).

I believe that if a Chistian dies, he/she goes to paradise (see the account of lazarus and the rich man) and after the White throne judgement, he goes to heaven. For the ungodly, he/she goes to hell (A place of darkness) to await judgement and after judgement the Lake of fire.

About the Body, soul and spirit, i believe that the body (which is our container )will return to dust and the real you which is the soul ((Gen 2:7) because without the soul u ain't a man), is the one judged. the spirit will return to God.

, really your spirit is subjected to what the soul does to it so the soul bears the consequence,
Religion / Re: So Many Denominations by jokepearl(f): 6:56pm On Jun 15, 2007
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WHO ARE YOU?
Religion / Re: So Many Denominations by jokepearl(f): 6:52pm On Jun 15, 2007
The catholic church is the mother of christianity and anything that break away from the source is a sect or cult.

This is not true, JESUS is the head of the church christianity started long before Catholic came into the scene, right from acts of the apostles.

I agree some cults call themselves churches but that apart,
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Seekers: What Course Did You Study by jokepearl(f): 11:54am On Jun 11, 2007
hello, I am Adejoke i studied Computer Science (BTech). Graduate of LAUTECH

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