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Christianity EtcRe: 10 Countries With The Largest Number Of Christians- Statisense by Jokerman(op): 10:38am On Apr 07, 2024
madridguy:
Lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender is against Christian doctrine so the USA should not be on the list.
Don't let Hollywood deceive you
Christianity EtcRe: 10 Countries With The Largest Number Of Christians- Statisense by Jokerman(op): 9:09am On Apr 07, 2024
God bless USA.

God's own country, and God bless Nigeria
Christianity Etc10 Countries With The Largest Number Of Christians- Statisense by Jokerman(op): 9:08am On Apr 07, 2024
10 COUNTRIES WITH THE LARGEST NUMBER OF CHRISTIANS

Percentage of Population:
1 🇺🇸United States: 243.1m (78.3%)
2 🇧🇷Brazil: 173.3m (88.9%)
3 🇲🇽Mexico: 107.9m (95.1%)
4 🇷🇺Russia: 104.8m (73.3%)
5 🇵🇭Philippines: 86.4m (92.6%)
6 🇳🇬Nigeria: 78.1m (49.3%)
7 🇨🇳China: 68.4m (5.1%)
8 🇨🇩Congo DR: 63.2m (95.8%)
9 🇩🇪Germany: 56.5m (68.7%)
10 🇪🇹Ethiopia: 52.1m (62.8%)

#Statisense
(Pew Research, 2022)

Christianity EtcRe: Are There Degrees Of Punishment In Hell? by Jokerman(m): 9:07am On Apr 07, 2024
Yes there are o... Just that Hell is Hell....

Hell is not a place to be
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Jokerman(m): 6:37pm On Apr 06, 2024
Are Harry Kane goals hurting Bayern or this logic only applied to Cristiano Ronaldo at Manchester United? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:09pm On Apr 06, 2024
larride:
No. U16 sef played Liverpool today and won 5 - 1
Woah really... Well dem don help us in preparation of tomorrow
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Jokerman(m): 4:56pm On Apr 06, 2024
Tuchel or Erik TenBald...

I don't know who is the greater football terrorist
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:54pm On Apr 06, 2024
Let's be frank... No time wey Erik Bin Laden team no go drop reach 7 or 8 position at the end...

The only thing wey go pain me pass na say Chelsea top is at the end.... 😵‍💫
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:52pm On Apr 06, 2024
larride:
So our u16 sef beat Liverpool 5 - 1

Whatever happens tomorrow, we've won this week on aggregate. cheesy
9-1
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:52pm On Apr 06, 2024
larride:
It seems our u18 sabi ball.

God no go allow them jam Erik Ten Agbako
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Christianity EtcRe: Somethings Go Ahead Of Homosexuality And Here They Are. by Jokerman(m): 1:56pm On Apr 06, 2024
Ugwuoke347:
Homosexuality was crafted by the Fallen Principalities who control the orders of witches and fallen spirits on earth.

Homosexuality is the sin of spiritual rebellion.

It a rebellion against the order of life:
a blasphemous act against the Will of God.

Homosexual acts are acts of offering to Satan.
Very correct

So are other deviants of sexuality
Christianity EtcRe: Woman Was Created Stronger And Better Than The Man But because She Sinned First,she by Jokerman(m): 1:54pm On Apr 06, 2024
To carry a baby for 9 months, it's not an easy thing to come by
Foreign AffairsRe: U.S. Approved More Bombs To Israel On Day Of World Central Kitchen Strikes by Jokerman(m): 12:56pm On Apr 06, 2024
franchasofficia:
USA can never be wrong; America is blessed beyond measures.
Lol.. ask the Nomerica crooner .... He knows better 😂
Foreign AffairsRe: U.S. Approved More Bombs To Israel On Day Of World Central Kitchen Strikes by Jokerman(m): 12:54pm On Apr 06, 2024
America will always stand with Israel... They will only come on TV to say otherwise and sway public opinion...

Apparently some people don't still understand the modus operandi, and will come here to use natural disasters as sort of some Armageddon curse or so... 😂
PoliticsRe: Fuel Queues Cause Gridlock In Lagos, Ogun Amid Fear Of Looming Scarcity by Jokerman(m): 12:01pm On Apr 06, 2024
But we where told Fuel subsidy removal will halt all these ??
PoliticsRe: NPA Helpless As Warri Indigenes Kill Delta Ports With N4,000 Illegal Fee At Gate by Jokerman(m): 7:33am On Apr 06, 2024
The NPA ogas are also getting share from the 4,000
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:48pm On Apr 05, 2024
“You're just hating on Erik ten Hag cuz he chased away your favourites Ronaldo and Sancho”

Now we are all learning football together. Aren't we?

😂😂
Foreign AffairsRe: Massive 4.8 Earthquake Hits New York by Jokerman(m): 6:51pm On Apr 05, 2024
Righteousness2:
Earlier today a 4.6 Magnitude EARTHQUAKE struck Ramshir, Iran . The very day it is breathing fire and thunder to STRIKE ISRAEL.

Thunder struck the statue of Liberty yesterday after Biden led Nomerica turns its back on ISRAEL, the apple of God's eye and America most trusted allay

Now 4.8 Magnitude EARTHQUAKE strikes Newyork. The most Powerful in mordern times.
The biggest since 1884.

And you think these are Ordinary?
These are some Mighthy Divine Orchestrations and Warnings!!

When You Stretch uour Hands against ISRAEL, you poking GOD in HIS Eye.

GOD is shaking the whole earth and making signs for all to see.

I Fear the GOD of ABRAHAM, ISSAC and ISRAEL.
I advice you Fear Him too For your own Good.


🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😂😂😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:05pm On Apr 05, 2024
Transfer Spend: €445,580,000 under Ten Tag, you are clueless if you think Ten Hag has no responsibility for where we are.

Antony
Rasmus Højlund
Casemiro
Mason Mount
Lisandro Martínez
Onana
Tyrell Malacia
Sofyan Amrabat
Altay Bayındır
Dúbravka
Christian Eriksen
Jonny Evans
Jack Butland
Marcel Sabitzer
Sergio Reguilón

😂😬
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:04pm On Apr 05, 2024
Trevor012:
He has a very good record from using the curling method so I don't know why he still tries the knuckle ball technique. I don't think anyone still uses the knuckle ball method. Tho the knuckle ball looks delicious when it goes in grin
Yea it does... But we have records to meet and break... So let him go for curlers for now...😬
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:48pm On Apr 05, 2024
Man Utd have conceded 109 shots in the last four Premier League games, conceding:

27 shots vs. Man City
23 shots vs. Everton
31 shots vs. Brentford
28 shots vs. Chelsea
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:43pm On Apr 05, 2024
Rashford that is the black Ronaldo is who some people are castigating... Na wa o... Anyways, Now that Cristiano Ronaldo has dropped knuckleballs and shifted to curlers, he might end his career with the most free-kicks in football history.
PoliticsRe: Japan Invites 820,000 Nigerians, Other Foreign Workers To Tackle Labour Shortage by Jokerman(m): 12:54pm On Apr 05, 2024
helinues:
Japan or American business owners?

Mtcheeeew

Majority of the USA business production factories are outside USA because they can't afford to pay the USA labour.

The Japan's economy is fair better for their citizens to take the factory jobs that pay with peanuts.

The mindset of the capitalists if to make more profits while paying penny to their workers
Still better than Chinese or Russian jobs
RomanceRe: Should I Shoot My Shot At Him? by Jokerman(m): 12:22pm On Apr 05, 2024
So everyone that preaches on social media is a born again now??😂

I pity you
PoliticsRe: Allen Onyema, From Zero Business To A Billionaire by Jokerman(m): 10:16am On Apr 05, 2024
Putindbutt:
Guy, we're talking about a senior executive in ExxonMobil, don't ever compare to a civil servant, it's an insult. your bonus and allowances in these top oil multinationals a big deal. forget salary.
Was it enough to make him a dollar billionaire??
Foreign AffairsRe: UAE Suspends Diplomatic Ties With Israel Over Killing Of Aid Workers by Jokerman(m): 12:15am On Apr 05, 2024
NOwazobia:
Though my sentiment is towards Israel, cause hardly anyone could prove he/she is neutral, you shouldn't be the one spearheading these news on the forum, cause it doesn't help the message you have been known for or trying to pass across,...


it weakens it.


I don't know your level of rationality, but as someone who is almost irreligious, and referred to as a pagan, you are behaving like me.


What you are doing doesn't Display or proclaim Christ.


It displays your life the opposite of what you want to make others believe.


I don't go to church, and I am not an Atheist either (can never be that shallow in thought), but trust me, I have meet (not seen), I mean interacted on brotherly and friendly level, Men that are not anything like you.


... They weep at the sight of these types of events irrespective of who is wrong or right, cause I have never seen them take side...


You are so careless with your faith, that you don't even vet yourself if you are still standing.


The Igbos Emotions, which I believe you are, is more active in you than your spiritual purity.


Even on this forum, you need counsel, and you shouldn't feel too big to seek it from people in same line of Business as yours


The person of Jesus.Jnr should be one person you need to learn from if you are not just masquerading as a dedicated Christian,...


Cause I must tell you, even if I am not, that nothing of you demonstrate the true Christian Faith that I was born into.


You are only sowing your messages on rocks, they can't germinate in others as much as they have not germinated in you.


You should look into your life.


Your tribe is taking more toll on you, than your faith, but you are too blind to see it.


People like I and others are the ones suppose to be doing all these Iseeal/Palestinian gbas gbos on Nairaland, not you Righteousness of all People, even chairing the violence, and competing with suppose unbelievers for 1st position...


Pathetic embarassed
And you'd think he'd listen??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:30pm On Apr 04, 2024
Ellexy:
Lol not UtdTrey cooking his ídolo Ronaldo

grin cheesy
So Ronaldo cannot be happy again? 😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (4 - 3) On 4th April 2024 by Jokerman(m): 10:49pm On Apr 04, 2024
grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:48pm On Apr 04, 2024
“Ronaldo needs to prove to me he can score”

Useless mid coach....

Let me laugh at Erik Bin Laden

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:47pm On Apr 04, 2024
Ellexy:
Lwkmd
🤣🤣🤣🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:46pm On Apr 04, 2024
Joezinho:
Truly happy days. 😅😅😅
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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