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PoliticsRe: Win #1million By Showing Me Tinubus project as a private citizen by Jokerman(m): 3:01pm On Apr 10, 2024
Owo mi da nkan?
Christianity EtcRe: God Of The Old Testament Was Very Strict Before The Advent Of Jesus Christ by Jokerman(op): 1:12pm On Apr 10, 2024
LordReed:
The Bible is evidence like Harry Potter books are evidence.

We got here through natural processes.

Nobody created us.
Not your fault bro...

Assuming we are still in the old testament, you'd have probably turned to s pillar of salt for leaving your church...
Christianity EtcRe: Who First Saw Jesus After His Resurrection? by Jokerman(m): 10:45am On Apr 10, 2024
atheistconverta:
You keep saying you're done but keep coming back to spill your antichrist thrash on this thread. It's utter foolishness to think, receiving someone Jesus sends also means making them take place of Jesus in one's life. Being called, sent or chosen never makes them masters or lord but just servants, hence Jesus telling them not to let themselves to be called masters or rabbi, because only Christ is Master, every one of them is a mere servant and brother regardless, and that is in the respect of Christ Word! But here you are exalting Paul not just a your master but also your lord and your god just because he was called, that you possibly believe he has the right to overrule Christ's commandments and example concerning women speaking in the church. It's so shameful you can't see that you have made an idol of Paul and are bowing down and worshipping him as the Catholics do of Mary just because she was chosen of God,, but you're too spiritually blind to see it also. What you should know though is that the same teachings and example of Christ which you knowingly reject today so you would embrace the ideas, doctrines and traditions of men which suit your beliefs, would be used against you on the day of judgement if you don't repent.
Oga, where did you learn to go against Apostle Paul's teaching??

Isn't his teachings in tandem with the Lord Jesus Christ words?
Christianity EtcRe: God Of The Old Testament Was Very Strict Before The Advent Of Jesus Christ by Jokerman(op): 10:30am On Apr 10, 2024
Stargirl2011:
@jokerman what is my name at the end of d writting? But truth be told God only want to give us time to learn our lesson wat happened to Ananias and Sapphira? God pronounced judgement on them Shalom
That shows us God can be very strict, as He is the same yesterday, today and forever, and it is by His Mercy (The Lord Jesus Christ) that we are not consumed.... And hence this is why St Paul admonished us in the book of Hebrews

Hebrews 12:1 Wherefore seeing we also are compassed about with so great a cloud of witnesses, let us lay aside every weight, and the sin which doth so easily beset us, and let us run with patience the race that is set before us,
Hebrews 12:2 Looking unto Jesus the author and finisher of our faith; who for the joy that was set before him endured the cross, despising the shame, and is set down at the right hand of the throne of God.
Christianity EtcRe: God Of The Old Testament Was Very Strict Before The Advent Of Jesus Christ by Jokerman(op): 7:17am On Apr 10, 2024
However, we have to understand that God does not condone sin, neither does he change His ways, precepts or stand.

He is the righteous judge, full of grace and mercy, and that's why Jesus Christ came to teach us exactly what God wants, and how to live according to God's words and gave us the grace to live a Christian life.

As St Peter rightly pointed out to is in his book..

2 Peter 3:9 The Lord isn’t really being slow about his promise, as some people think. No, he is being patient for your sake. He does not want anyone to be destroyed, but wants everyone to repent.

Let us not take advantage of God's grace and the work of Jesus.

Let us also understand that by works, we can't please God, as many of us like to show self righteousness grin... We can only make it to God's kingdom through accept the work the Lord Jesus Christ did for us at the cross of Calvary.

After Death, no more grace and mercy. Let's do it when we are alive.

God is very strict. Imagine what the lake of fire will be for the unbelieving, sinners and ungodly.

Shalom
Christianity EtcGod Of The Old Testament Was Very Strict Before The Advent Of Jesus Christ by Jokerman(op): 7:11am On Apr 10, 2024
In the old testament, we see that God had strict rules for Humans, and immediately there's a break in this rule, it's straight up judgement.

God does not condone sin or disobedience e.g

Adam and Eve, were immediately pronounced for judgement and were cast out of the garden of plenty. However today people commit more sins than they, both don't receive immediate judgement.

The people of the Antediluvian period, were washed away with flood from the deep and up high when they sinned, today's sin is worse

42 kids were mauled by lions when they mocked the prophet of God, but today, people do worse to God's prophets and even kill them

Moses never got to the promised land, the people of Israel spent 40 years wandering the desert because of complaints and murmuring, today people do worse.

Lot's wife was turned to a pillar of Salt because she looked backed, many dumb atheists of today would have been pillars of Salt in different countries today 😂

In the old testament, God literally killed uzzah for touching the ark of covenant in an attempt to prevent it from falling💀, today many do worse, like stealing in the church, commit fornication on the altar and teach lies and heresy.

*If not because of Jesus pleading (our advocate), on our behalf, what do you think God would have done??
Christianity EtcRe: Ehen 666 Don Dey Near! Thank God make this world end finish by Jokerman(m): 6:53am On Apr 10, 2024
Yes, things are being set up for the false Christ coming
Christianity EtcRe: Image Of The Cross: Best Eclipse Picture Seen Yet? (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 6:52am On Apr 10, 2024
That's Mercy and Grace
Christianity EtcRe: D by Jokerman(m): 6:51am On Apr 10, 2024
Take him to the Lord's Chosen Church at Ijesha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 6:31am On Apr 10, 2024
Hala Madrid.

Can still win City at the Etihad
Foreign AffairsRe: Taliban: "We Will Resume Public Stoning To Death & Flogging Of Women" by Jokerman(m): 11:00pm On Apr 09, 2024
Foolish leader... Can you do this in Saudi Arabia??

Even your leader loved women ... Ode

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Bayern Munich: UCL (2 - 2) On 9th April 2024 by Jokerman(m): 9:58pm On Apr 09, 2024
Beverlyjean:
Reason I said Argentina world cup victory was a fraud...they gave Argentina same penalty against Croatia...
Everyone knows Argentina was helped.....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Bayern Munich: UCL (2 - 2) On 9th April 2024 by Jokerman(m): 9:52pm On Apr 09, 2024
Arsenal is impressive
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Manchester City: UCL (3 - 3) On 9th April 2024 by Jokerman(m): 9:51pm On Apr 09, 2024
Hala Madrid
CrimeRe: FCT Police Arrest Chukwuemeka Oputa Aka "Pounds & Dollars" (photo) by Jokerman(m): 6:35pm On Apr 09, 2024
flexyrule:
Did you see Evans before he was arrested?

His house, his wife and kids....

Just asking for a friend who saw your comment.
What was his end?
PoliticsRe: Electricity Tarrif Hike: PHED Is Planning Something Funny In My Area. by Jokerman(m): 5:39pm On Apr 09, 2024
muykem:
We are not part of Band A or B as published by PHED company but I notice something unusual since yesterday, they have not taken our light. I just hope, it is not what I am thinking.
Lol..
So you think the increment is about Bands??😂😂😂😂
CelebritiesRe: May Edochie Allegedly Acquires Multimillion Mansion At Banana Island by Jokerman(m): 5:35pm On Apr 09, 2024
Hope she has in her village though??

Good for her
CrimeRe: FCT Police Arrest Chukwuemeka Oputa Aka "Pounds & Dollars" (photo) by Jokerman(m): 5:32pm On Apr 09, 2024
chigoziri2403:
But why do armed robbers and kidnappers always look unkempt, despite their huge loot
This is because their loot is cursed... They can't use it well...
CrimeRe: FCT Police Arrest Chukwuemeka Oputa Aka "Pounds & Dollars" (photo) by Jokerman(m): 5:31pm On Apr 09, 2024
If I be police ehn, I go dey slap some criminals first after catching them.... Why you go call yourself dollar and you look like lizard?
CrimeRe: FCT Police Arrest Chukwuemeka Oputa Aka "Pounds & Dollars" (photo) by Jokerman(m): 5:30pm On Apr 09, 2024
See how pounds and dollar be like alangba 😬
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:09pm On Apr 09, 2024
CapitalCee:
Fun facts.

Bruno Fernandes has 30 G/A this season in 48 games so far. What this means is that, he is very likely to score or assist every game.
Imagine... Even in an Erik Bin Laden team
BusinessRe: 'Obituary': See What A Loan Shark Did To One Of Their Defaulters by Jokerman(m): 1:10pm On Apr 09, 2024
Even if you want to borrow,borrow what you can afford and try to use reliable loan apps that can break your loan into monthly repayments.

Carbon
PalmPay

And they reason with you, if you default by 1 or 2 days...
BusinessRe: 'Obituary': See What A Loan Shark Did To One Of Their Defaulters by Jokerman(m): 12:52pm On Apr 09, 2024
Lies.

No loan shark can go this far... When they aren't insane
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:47pm On Apr 09, 2024
patrickmuf:
Bayern that is on a downward spiral? Musiala will pack his bags soon and leave.
No

Terrorist Tuchel is leaving at the season's end
Foreign AffairsRe: 20 Countries That Owe US Money by Jokerman(m): 12:26pm On Apr 09, 2024
ovie8200:
Let those keep up generalizing that USA owe China trillions. Américan trillions debt is owe within América which are domestic debt. I meant USA government owe it citizens that money by borrowing from their social security and others. Those who always pray for China to take over the world, let see how that happen soon. Many people will die of heart attack or be disappointed with this news.


Let me be laughing, hahahahahahaha cheesy cheesy cheesy grin cheesy grin >: cheesy cheesy wink cheesy.
😂
RomanceRe: Check Out Wicked Comments From Ladies Supporting Kicking Men Out Of Their House by Jokerman(m): 9:54am On Apr 09, 2024
Gerrard59:
As I expected, na Igbo women go dey lead the way. Nothing surprising.

Good luck to men who marry modern Igbo women. grin grin grin
As in ehn.... 😂😂
RomanceRe: When Last Did You Call Your Ex? by Jokerman(m): 9:43am On Apr 09, 2024
Logins2125:
Mine still calls me till today, and she's insisting for us to have sex, but afraid of that offer for now!
Same, and she's married, but I never allow it... I had to block her number, and she's calling with another...

I just told her to back off, we are both married, such can never happen again...
PoliticsRe: How Many Units Of Electricity Can 5,000 Naira Buy In Your Area by Jokerman(m): 9:03pm On Apr 08, 2024
maasoap:
Let me bother you again: we didn't have power supply since yesterday, overnight, till I left home in the morning around 11am. I'm back at home around 6pm, after 7pm now, still no power supply. And I'm band A customer who is enjoying power supply 20 hours per day, everyday grin grin grin
Below is the picture of my generator that I just brought out now.
Na wa o..... Adelabu is really a disappointment
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:03pm On Apr 08, 2024
So Erik Bin Laden is still this club's coach?? undecided

Mtchewwww
SportsRe: Cody Rhodes Defeats Roman Reigns, Wins WWE Universal Title At Wrestlemania 40 (V by Jokerman(m): 5:00pm On Apr 08, 2024
spencekat:
Seth will take the title from Cody.
Sety always has a plan 😂
PoliticsRe: How Many Units Of Electricity Can 5,000 Naira Buy In Your Area by Jokerman(m): 4:08pm On Apr 08, 2024
maasoap:
I'm in Osogbo, how industrialised is Osogbo? 5k for 20 units. I have been charging my phone with generator for the past one month now
Haba bro


This is robbery naw
PoliticsRe: How Many Units Of Electricity Can 5,000 Naira Buy In Your Area by Jokerman(m): 3:18pm On Apr 08, 2024
makkkay:
Jimeta Yola, Adamawa State. 20 units for 5000 Naira... Use to be 56 units for same amount.
This is impossible... Na so Yola industrialise reach?

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