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Celebrities › Re: Today Is Michael Jackson's 14 Years Memorial Anniversary by Jokerman(m): 9:20am On Jun 25, 2023
The GOAT
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jokerman(m): 10:14pm On Jun 24, 2023
Ben Affleck spotted as Daredevil on Deadpool 3 movie set
Celebrities › Re: Throwback Photo Of Wizkid At An Event At The Igbinedion University Okada (pic) by Jokerman(m): 10:12pm On Jun 24, 2023
Igbinedion get university?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:10pm On Jun 24, 2023
Jokerman:
🚨💰 BREAKING : Manchester United have dropped interest in Mason Mount and are now preparing a bid for Moises Caicedo.
@TimesSport @CFCPys
Thank God o... I wonder why a serious Coach will be going for an average English Mount
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:09pm On Jun 24, 2023
🚨💰 BREAKING : Manchester United have dropped interest in Mason Mount and are now preparing a bid for Moises Caicedo.
@TimesSport @CFCPys
Education › Re: Jamb Release Low Cut Off Marks For Education Institution by Jokerman(op): 9:06pm On Jun 24, 2023
Emu4life:
People get Medicine with 230 now so long as you have the connection. I know of Universities where 180+ will get you Law so long you have the cash. They now sell slots like job.
Naija O ti lo
Kai... My education, my education oo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:04pm On Jun 24, 2023
Leyqute:
LoL.

So this guy is going to stand by his reasoning that Ronaldo's interview is the reason why the Glazers want to sell United when countless people have been saying the same thing before his idolo was signed the second time?

You're the kind of person that believes that sperms sleep at night. Keep capping, Capnaldo.
Oga, why didn't the Glazer put up the club for sale before Ronaldo's interview?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:03pm On Jun 24, 2023
Leyqute:
There’s nothing Ronaldo said about the poor state of the club’s facilities that Gary Neville hasn’t already mentioned.

Bbut your idolo is the one who pushed the Glazers to want to sell by calling them out.

Keep capping o, Capnaldo.
So why did the Glazers move only after Ronaldo's interview?
Education › Re: Jamb Release Low Cut Off Marks For Education Institution by Jokerman(op): 8:58pm On Jun 24, 2023
Emu4life:
The quality of Education in Nigeria is going down like London Bridge.
Go into University Campuses and try initiating convo with some undergraduates and see how some struggle to string together a sentence. This is heartbreaking.
So hardbreaking....

I remember when the UTME for universities was 200, then to get to Medicine/Engineering, one has to get up to 280 upwards.


It's terrible what's happening now
Education › Re: Jamb Release Low Cut Off Marks For Education Institution by Jokerman(op): 7:38pm On Jun 24, 2023
What's wting with Jamb??

These scores are too low... Or do they need more students because of the new school fees increment ni?
Education › Jamb Release Low Cut Off Marks For Education Institution by Jokerman(op): 7:37pm On Jun 24, 2023
JAMB CUT-OFF FOR 2022/23

Cut-off mark for:
Universities: 140
Polytechnics: 100
Colleges of Education: 100

The highest possible score in JAMB is 400.

A score of 140 for Universities equals 35% and a score of 100 equals 25% for Polytechnics & Colleges of Education

#StatiSense
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › See Stats That Won Ballondors Year 2002 by Jokerman(op): 12:53pm On Jun 24, 2023
These stats won you Ballondors in 2002, and continued up till 2009, until 2010 where a certain FIFA decided to use stats of goals and assist over what a player played....

Foreign Affairs › Re: Wagner Committed Treason, Traitors Will Be Severely Punished - Putin (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 12:48pm On Jun 24, 2023
Stop all these wars
Foreign Affairs › Re: BREAKING: Wagner Group Forces Captured Military Headquarters In Rostov, Russia by Jokerman(m): 12:07pm On Jun 24, 2023
This is how America divided the USSR..... they've started with Russia again ... cheesy

America sef 😬
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:42am On Jun 24, 2023
TrebleChamp:
We know who will be sacked if results are poor, my own concern is watching good football and celebrate us win trophies next season. If the board and owners are useless, should a Manager who has a defined style of play be useless too by chasing useless players? All of una go still wail and curse the Manager and players while watching rubbish footy as usual 😁...
Lol... Just allow them in their delusions
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:39am On Jun 24, 2023
Juventus hope to get the green light from Adrien Rabiot in the next days to extend the contract and get new deal signed. ⚪️⚫️🇫🇷 #Juve

There's optimism to get the agreement done as Rabiot could be free agent next week but Juve proposal is now the best one on the table.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:35am On Jun 24, 2023
🚨🇦🇷 JUST IN:

Manchester United are considering making Alejandro Garnacho their new number seven as his stratospheric rise continues.
@samuelluckhurst
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:05am On Jun 24, 2023
🚨🚨🌕| Bayern Munich are interested in Mason Mount, as Thomas Tuchel is a huge admirer of the player. [@SamiMokbel81_DM]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:03am On Jun 24, 2023
🚨🚨| Alex Telles is prepared to return to FC Porto. But, because of his high wages Porto believes that #mufc should divide it up. [@Record_Portugal]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:03pm On Jun 22, 2023
odizeey:
Either Chelsea dey use juju or them get plenty nudes.
Lol🤣🤣🤣
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: LAPO MFB Staff Reject 25% Salary Increase After 7 Years Of Alleged Stagnant Pay by Jokerman(m): 7:23am On Jun 22, 2023
Some govt parastatals still pay below 50k to BSC .....

98K is not bad for marketers

Some universities pay Lecturer II with master's a little above 100K
Politics › Re: Why We Increase The Salaries Of Tinubu,shettima, Governors & Judges By 114% -RMA by Jokerman(m): 7:50pm On Jun 21, 2023
May the Salary increase favour me and my family
Politics › Re: FG Increases Tinubu’s Monthly Salary To N8.1 Million; VP, Lawmakers, Judicial Of by Jokerman(m): 7:46pm On Jun 21, 2023
May the salary increase of Tinubu and other political officers, favour me and my family
Politics › Re: FG Votes N24 Billion For 10th NASS Members’ Accommodation by Jokerman(m): 7:41am On Jun 21, 2023
May the housing allowance of the house favour me and my family
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:40am On Jun 21, 2023
Borntosmoke:
Bruno fans will not come and drop thier stat today. grin grin grin grin grin grin
Bro... Bruno is trying....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:44pm On Jun 20, 2023
🚨🚨🌕| Erik ten Hag is urging #mufc to sign Mason Mount, he is adamant. [@JBurtTelegraph]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:38pm On Jun 20, 2023
Thanks to God. Finally o grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:32pm On Jun 16, 2023
🚨🚨| BREAKING: Mason Greenwood is on the list of players being retained by #mufc this summer.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:30pm On Jun 16, 2023
🚨🚨🌖| #mufc are among those seriously looking to sign Porto striker Mehdi Taremi this summer. [IMNA]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:14pm On Jun 16, 2023
🚨🚨🌖| JUST IN: Anthony Martial is set to be SOLD. [@DiscoMirror]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:13pm On Jun 16, 2023
🚨🇪🇸 BREAKING NEWS!

David de Gea is set to leave Man Utd after 12 years at the club.
@DiscoMirror
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:09am On Jun 16, 2023
🚨🚨🌕| JUST IN: #mufc are considering making a move for Inter Milan goalkeeper Andre Onana. [@lauriewhitwell]

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