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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:03am On Jun 16, 2023
🚨🚨🌕| JUST IN: Erik ten Hag’s transfer budget has been set at around £120m. That is open to change depending on how much he can bring in from selling players. [@MikeKeegan_DM]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:24pm On Jun 15, 2023
🚨🚨| Atalanta held a meeting earlier this week when it was decided they would demand closer to £86million (€100m) for Rasmus Højlund. [@MailSport]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:28pm On Jun 15, 2023
How can a coach keep Pellistri on the bench and play Weghorst throughout 🤣🤣

Probably Ronaldo was right....
Politics › Re: PO Legacy: Anambra Students Ranked First In Mathematics by Jokerman(m): 8:48am On Jun 15, 2023
This is great.


But where's Ekiti?
Politics › Re: “government Can’t Fund Universities Anymore” – Federal Government Declares by Jokerman(m): 8:47am On Jun 15, 2023
Of course. In this day and age, how can a student of STEM be paying 20k as school fees 🤣🤣🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:40pm On Jun 14, 2023
[🌗] #mufc will present a first offer of €60m for Rasmus Højlund, today is the first choice. Atalanta's request will be higher, but the negotiation can get underway. [@AlfredoPedulla]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:32pm On Jun 14, 2023
🚨🚨🌕| NEW: German defender Robin Koch is on #mufc's shortlist. “Loose” talks have taken place. [@Plettigoal]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:19pm On Jun 14, 2023
Mikechinos:
ManUTD should get a sporting director. I don't trust tenhag in sporting good players. Others are signing good midfielders he's busy chasing average mount that isn't better than Erikson except workrate normally tenhag is mad.why always going for impossible targets like Kane and mount why can't we use the money meant for Kane and sign to strikers that are very good then have an agreement with Kane come January.
He wants to bring in Dutch players in the last minutes same as Weghorst
Crime › Re: List Of Nigerians In Death Row For Drug Related Cases In Saudi Arabia by Jokerman(op): 7:01pm On Jun 14, 2023
Abike Dabiri
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:19pm On Jun 14, 2023
Bayern Munich are interested in reported #mufc target Kim Min-jae. Talks took place in the last few weeks, and Min-jae can ‘imagine’ joining them. The first talks were very positive and a first proposal was made to his agent.
@Santi_J_FM
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:15pm On Jun 14, 2023
🚨💰 JUST IN:

#mufc have ended their interest in signing Harry Kane this summer, feeling that the money it will take to sign him is unrealistic [@JamieJackson___]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:09pm On Jun 14, 2023
UtdPlug
@UtdPlug
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🚨💰 BREAKING!

Manchester United have seen an opening bid of £40 million for Mason Mount rejected by Chelsea. [
@TeleFootball
] #MUFC
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:08pm On Jun 14, 2023
TrebleChamp:
Na here we go dey when the dragging start if result goes south, nani has already dropped his anthem 😁. We must enjoy possession footy and win EPL next season, no more excuse of De Gea or bad players....
New scapegoat go come out this season grin
Crime › Re: List Of Nigerians In Death Row For Drug Related Cases In Saudi Arabia by Jokerman(op): 2:58pm On Jun 14, 2023
ayokellany:
😂😂😂😂
Igbos labouring in vain as always
This post is from 2019

I can do a compilation of Nigerians on death in

Malaysia
Singapore
Cambodia
India
Sri Lanka
Mongolia
Pakistan

From 2019 2020 2021 2022 2023 n even 2024
With the list containing over 102% of your tribesmen each year back to back.
What is the government doing about their cases? They are some one family
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Chinyere Chibuzor Places A Curse On Happie Boys Over Leaked Chat (Audio) by Jokerman(m): 12:48pm On Jun 14, 2023
Will God acquiesce to these curses?
Crime › List Of Nigerians In Death Row For Drug Related Cases In Saudi Arabia by Jokerman(op): 12:47pm On Jun 14, 2023
The list below shows Nigerians that are in death row.

I hope Abike Dabiri works hard to get lighter sentences or repatriation.

Question though, why will you export drug to a religious country like Saudi... How is it done? Through Pilgrimage?

May God help them.

Politics › Re: The Reality Of Nigeria Is That Lagos Is Indeed No Mans Land by Jokerman(m): 9:02am On Jun 14, 2023
CongoJewRat:
Parasite, your interpretation of one United Nigeria is s Zikist one along Marxist ideology .

Go and practice this Zikist ideology in your 0koro states first . Let all the lands in Igbo land belong to every Igbo irrespective of which part of Igbo land they belong.

Fool.
Lol..... So Omo ebonyi no go fit claim land for Owerri?
Travel › Re: Uber Increases Fare From ₦850 To ₦1200 by Jokerman(m): 8:49am On Jun 14, 2023
melonsgroup:
My own problem is my Landlady just increased my rent yesterday.....
When am even thinking of how to clear my old debt...

Nairalanders abroad please come to my rescue..
Wetin concern house rent with fuel subsidy?😒
Politics › Re: The Reality Of Nigeria Is That Lagos Is Indeed No Mans Land by Jokerman(m): 6:59am On Jun 14, 2023
Delusions is thinking there's one Nigeria.

Can a Yoruba or Hausa man call any ibo land his father's land?

Lagos state is Yoruba land. No one can drag it....

Also note, there's nothing like one Nigeria... Our cultures do not align at all
Food › Re: Hilda Baci Sheds Tears After Guinness World Record Certification (Video) by Jokerman(m): 8:24pm On Jun 13, 2023
lhordspy:
Nothing here to see. Just a girl acting by the script, playing to the gallery . It is all part of the play.

This Chef hilda's vs Chef Dammy's brouhaha has really opened my eyes to how an average Nigeria thinks and operate as human. People, most especially Nigerians; the social media peeps are automatically wired to social media influencers and artistes. They cant think for themselves, they are like sheeps, gullible zombies who only likes what the influencers like, move in the direction they follow. They only appreciate and cheers on what the popular influencers and artiste like. So anything other than that, outside the validation of this 'higher humans', is condemnable and unworthy to them.

Hilda capitalised on this well. She played the game very nice. She paid big influencers and artiste for publicity before going into the cook-a-thon. They publicised and promote her to their gullible followers whose only existence in life is to reflect, to mirror their validations. So any other person outside that circle, is seen as opportunist, a fake, or as someone not worthy of been cheered or champion.

Just like the case of Chef dammy. Most of this gullible followers criticising and attacking her, see her as fake, as unworthy just because the 'higher humans'; the influencers and artiste which they worship, havent given her their validations. So the followers see nothing good in her quest for recognition. To hell with her ! They say.

Senseless human who cant think for themselves. Who cant make decisions for themselves unless they are been influenced. You see them with big phones, speak and type big grammar, but have the brain as small as a single grain of sand divided into four places...
What a trash hypocritical envious write up bulaba....

We will keep celebrating Hilda Baci.
Politics › Re: Chinese Company Annex 13 Villages In Igbesa Ogun State by Jokerman(m): 7:51pm On Jun 13, 2023
LagosFirstSon:
what can he do?

The rate you people are selling Yoruba lands , maybe in 15yrs from now, some yorubas will be wandering everywhere like the Fulani people because they no longer have anywhere to call home 😂😂
So we should die of hunger, when we have lands to sell?
Politics › Re: Tinubu And His Wonders by Jokerman(m): 7:03pm On Jun 13, 2023
Tinubu has a a good opening. I praise him for that... He has started well ..... Let's hope he keeps the momentum.
Politics › Re: Chinese Company Annex 13 Villages In Igbesa Ogun State by Jokerman(m): 6:52pm On Jun 13, 2023
What's Ogun state government doing about this?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:34pm On Jun 13, 2023
🚨🚨🌖| JUST IN: Kim Min-jae will join #mufc on July 1st. The player has ‘accepted’ United’s contract offer worth £9m per year. [@mattinodinapoli]
Food › Re: Peak 456 Educates On The Importance Of Breakfast And Age-Appropriate Nutrition by Jokerman(m): 6:05pm On Jun 13, 2023
gragz8701:
The usual marketing strategy. If you are in your 30s+, please learn to skip breakfast for about 3 to 4 times a week. By combining that with exercise, I was able to burn the stubborn belly fat and regained the flat tummy within 3 months. Try this and come back wearing the best body of your life plus testimonies. You may confirm from your doctor/ nutritionist on the importance of intermittent fasting.
Infact until I discovered the importance of intermittent fasting, I would have still been a breakfast advocate 🤣🤣..

For 2 months now, I have skipped breakfast... I'm already seeing changes, na bellyfat remain to go down
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:21pm On Jun 12, 2023
Every club already buying players... We still dey here grin
Politics › Re: It Means Many Will Not Attend University by Jokerman(m): 6:57pm On Jun 12, 2023
It will be increase school fees too... So only serious ones will go to school
Politics › Re: Arewa Leader Endorses Yari For Senate President by Jokerman(m): 6:56pm On Jun 12, 2023
Lol... Trashy northern stipulation. Who takes all these Areas clowns seriously.

It's the South South, and nothing any northerner can do about it
Politics › Re: Details Of The Student Loan Bill Signed By President Tinubu by Jokerman(m): 6:53pm On Jun 12, 2023
This means that school fees will be increased, thereby the schools will be able to run activities, programmes and payment of salaries effectively.
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Signs Student Loan Bill Into Law (Pictures) by Jokerman(m): 6:42pm On Jun 12, 2023
chuose:
Why NOT Free education?
It's not sustainable
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Signs Student Loan Bill Into Law (Pictures) by Jokerman(m): 6:38pm On Jun 12, 2023
Hope they won't increase school fees?

We know Education is not cheap though grin

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