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Science/Technology › Re: First Anti-Aging Pills To Hit Shelves In 2028, Expert Predicts by Jokerman(m): 5:29pm On Apr 09, 2023
superCleanworks:
why don't you go back to how man washed himself and communicate like cave men did?

but now you call them EVERYDAY NECESSITIES but you throw stones at the next invention or scientific breakthrough.

have you been on a plane before? can you imagine all the jargons people said when planes went into the skies? all the religious rubbish people said when scientists first talked about going into space. They said humans want to challenge God by going close to heaven but now someone like you will call them everyday necessity.

abeg think 360 and not just 90 degrees
Please of what use is the Anti Aging Pill to Humans?

Invention is not a sin against God. Infact Man is an inventor/innovator like God.

Invent or innovate things beneficial to Man and its environment
Science/Technology › Re: First Anti-Aging Pills To Hit Shelves In 2028, Expert Predicts by Jokerman(m): 5:17pm On Apr 09, 2023
superCleanworks:
since when did they become everyday necessities?

was soap every day necessity in 1752?
was android phone a necessity in 1447?
Man has always washed himself and personal belongings from time immemorial.

Man has always communicated with each other from time immemorial
Science/Technology › Re: First Anti-Aging Pills To Hit Shelves In 2028, Expert Predicts by Jokerman(m): 5:13pm On Apr 09, 2023
superCleanworks:
but you are wearing clothes and using phones and toothpaste and soap. you are already deceived and you are also an agent of darkness too.
These are everyday necessities.

What is the necessities of this pill? Man can live forever ba? Like the fountain of youth
Science/Technology › Re: First Anti-Aging Pills To Hit Shelves In 2028, Expert Predicts by Jokerman(m): 5:10pm On Apr 09, 2023
Nothing the agents of antichrist won't bring out to deceive Man grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 9th April 2023 by Jokerman(m): 5:08pm On Apr 09, 2023
How did this loserpool flog us 7 -0
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 9th April 2023 by Jokerman(m): 5:00pm On Apr 09, 2023
😂 😂 😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:56pm On Apr 09, 2023
Make Man utd just try finish top 4.... because another Europa will be so bad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 9th April 2023 by Jokerman(m): 4:54pm On Apr 09, 2023
Arsenal must win EPL this season.

No more man shitty
Career › Re: COREN Registration Thread by Jokerman(m): 3:25pm On Apr 09, 2023
Quick Question.

Can I apply for COREN.

Got BEng 2013

Got MEng 2018

Got HSSE 2014.

Worked only 2 years in Engineering field since 2013. Has been in Education and Real Estate.

Now wants to go back to Engineering.

Can I apply for COREN like this?
Travel › Re: See The Reason Why Brain Drain Will Continue In Nigeria by Jokerman(m): 3:18pm On Apr 09, 2023
Can't j just sleep and wake up to see myself in America or Canada 😔
Travel › Re: Sincere Advice Needed Plssss!!! by Jokerman(m): 3:14pm On Apr 09, 2023
dealhunter:
very hard but if you get an immigration lawyer from Canada,but not free oooo.
Yeah right... very expensive... na God go help us.

Sometimes I wish I could just sleep and wake up to see myself already in these counties 😔
Sports › Re: Messi Edges CR7 Again, Argentinian Is Now Europe's All-time Club Goal Leader by Jokerman(m): 2:35pm On Apr 09, 2023
Was this a record??

There's nothing Pessi fans will do to put up relevance grin
Travel › Re: Sincere Advice Needed Plssss!!! by Jokerman(m): 2:18pm On Apr 09, 2023
Isn't it hard to get these LMIA jobs.... But thanks bro
Travel › Re: Reasons I No Longer Have Interest To Relocate To America by Jokerman(m): 2:16pm On Apr 09, 2023
This one na government sponsored thread
Foreign Affairs › Re: World News! Events Happening Around The World by Jokerman(m): 1:53pm On Apr 09, 2023
Watcharena:
Government of the day invite Iran who invite US?
The terrorists killing innocent people. USA is there to mitigate the activities of terrorist like they did in Afghanistan and Pakistan
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Jokerman(m): 1:05pm On Apr 09, 2023
stanluiz:
Nice one!

I love this man! We need more of them in Africa.

Say no to IMF! Say No to Western imperialist controlled world bank.

They are only good at destroying countries.

Sadly, Nigeria just accepted 800 million dollar subsidy palliative form IMF/World bank.
That's because China refused to loan them
Foreign Affairs › Re: World News! Events Happening Around The World by Jokerman(m): 1:00pm On Apr 09, 2023
Watcharena:
what is US troops doing in Syria , is Syria now party , the only way for them to have peace is to back to their country or at least go to where they are welcomed
Why is Iran putting mouth in Syria 🇸🇾 affairs?
Family › Re: Is It A Sin To Masturbate While Doing A Video Call With Your Spouse? by Jokerman(m): 12:32pm On Apr 09, 2023
gassbee:
masturbating with ur spouse on a video call is just degrading yourself n not having self worth for yourself. If u want to get intimate with her arrange for you 2 to meet physically n stop stressing your system
Some men travel abroad for 3 years leaving their wives in the country. How should either the man or woman cope sexually?
Family › Re: Is It A Sin To Masturbate While Doing A Video Call With Your Spouse? by Jokerman(m): 11:43am On Apr 09, 2023
Complicated question.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Beautiful Things Of Easter by Jokerman(m): 9:09am On Apr 09, 2023
hopefulLandlord:
Fold of people who believed a Jew that was killed like a common thief in a small Israeli village aeons ago died for the misdemeanours of a Nigerian who lives in a small country located off the coast of west Africa? nah but thanks for the offers anyways
This is what the Jew did for you..

Isaiah 53:3 He is despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief: and we hid as it were our faces from him; he was despised, and we esteemed him not. 53:4 Surely he hath borne our griefs, and carried our sorrows: yet we did esteem him stricken, smitten of God, and afflicted. 53:5 But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed. 53:6 All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned every one to his own way; and the LORD hath laid on him the iniquity of us all. 53:7 He was oppressed, and he was afflicted, yet he opened not his mouth: he is brought as a lamb to the slaughter, and as a sheep before her shearers is dumb, so he openeth not his mouth.

Why did he do it?

Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;

John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 3:17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.

So we should be grateful.
Christianity Etc › The Resurrected Jesus Is Coming Back Again. How Prepared Are We? by Jokerman(op): 8:57am On Apr 09, 2023
How prepared are you?

This question becomes necessary in our present time, since the world runs at an unimaginable speed towards the end of time.

The word of God already gave us the hint that Jesus will be coming back to defeat the systems of this world and rapture the believers out of the world which is to undergo the bowls of God's judgement to be unleashed upon the rebellious and those who will be deceived by the Lawless one coming before Jesus.

However before Christ returns, these few thing's must have come to pass...

1.Matthew 24:14- And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come.
How would we know that the word of God has gone round the nations? 2 Peter 3:3- Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, 3:4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.

As we can see from thr scripture, people already heard of the word, but they don't believe, hence the scoffing which of course is rampant today.

2. Matthew 24:12 And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold.
This is a very great truth. Iniquity coming forth is greater than any ever recorded in history, especially with breakthroughs in science and technology.
2 Timothy 3:1- This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. 3:2 For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, 3:3 Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, 3:4 Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God

3. The Man of Sin will arrive first as God's punishment to a wicked rebellious world

We've heard of the Antichrist coming first to deceive the whole world with the working of Satan's power and deception. 2 Thessalonians 2:8 And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming: 2:9 Even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders, 2:10 And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved. 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: 2:12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

Those who refuse to be deceived and be branded by Satan, will face Satan's wrath (Great Persecution), especially the believers of Jesus Christ, as many will be beheaded or killed Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.

God allows this to be Revelation 13:7 And it was given unto him to make war with the saints, and to overcome them: and power was given him over all kindreds, and tongues, and nations. and Daniel 7:21 I beheld, and the same horn made war with the saints, and prevailed against them;.

GOOD NEWS AND HOPE

However it is pertinent to note, that Jesus Christ, the Author and Finisher of our Faith will come back to defeat all evil systems and Satan and the fallen angels, and give rewards abd victory to all believers who stood for God, in times of adversity and great peril.

Daniel 7:22 Until the Ancient of days came, and judgment was given to the saints of the most High; and the time came that the saints possessed the kingdom.

Matthew 24:29 Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken: 24:30 And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. 24:31 And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.

Matthew 24:13 But he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved.

So let's keep prepared and know that our redemption is nigh. And that the Lord Jesus is coming back. Let us not get tired or get carried away by the storms of life.

Hallelujah. Amen.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Beautiful Things Of Easter by Jokerman(m): 8:26am On Apr 09, 2023
hopefulLandlord:
A Jew who kept sharping his mouth that he's god, gathered 12 men who believed his delusions and was disturbing the peace of people around got his people angry. they held him beat the holy living crap out of him and hung him on a cross like they do common thieves those days and he then screamed like a common mortal would and died just like the mortals that were on his right and left. his apostles then stole his body and claim he rose on the third day lol.

Some Africans today heard another narrative from a book handed to them by their pink skinned slavemasters and then believed it to be true. they then started praying in the name of the that deluded Jew but the Jews themselves know the true story that's why they are not "Christians" but majorly Jewish and shocking part is that there are 9 (nine) times more Muslims in Israel than there are Christians
When will you come back to the fold, o thou wandering sheep! The master calleth thee back
Christianity Etc › Re: Easter 2023 : Happy Easter !!! by Jokerman(m): 8:25am On Apr 09, 2023
As we celebrate Easter. We celebrate also God's covenant of peace and blessing.

Let's also remember thee resurrected resurrected Jesus is coming back
Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Jokerman(m): 8:23am On Apr 09, 2023
Tripletwins222:
Yes.
OK thank you.. God bless
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:49pm On Apr 08, 2023
TrebleChamp:
Haaland could most likely score 50 EPL goals this season, the boy is something else mehn. He probably won't be appreciated if he had joined United and score this many goals, cos he does not have that all important pressing and buildup play technic....
Weghorst will still start over Haaland grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:48pm On Apr 08, 2023
Chukwueze already better than Pessi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 7:29pm On Apr 08, 2023
Top 10 Seas in my book:

1. Australasian Sea
2. Philippine Sea
3. Coral Sea
4. American Sea
5. Arabian Sea
6. Tasman Sea
7. Caribbean Sea
8. Mediterranean Sea
9. South China Sea
10. Sargasso Sea

Chelsea? Not even top 10 sea in my book grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:27pm On Apr 08, 2023
Most goals scored for a Premier League club across all competitions in a single season (PL era):

◎ 44 - Ruud van Nistelrooy (02/03)
◎ 44 - Mohamed Salah (17/18)
◉ 44 - Erling Haaland (22/23)

New record loading… ⏳
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Jokerman(m): 7:06pm On Apr 08, 2023
Thank God for Arsenal... na so Man Shitty for win this league again... na wa o
Romance › Re: House Maid Is About To Crash My Sister's Marriage by Jokerman(m): 6:34pm On Apr 08, 2023
caandi:
thanks professor for the correction
NB: The way I spelt mine, is the way I want it to be spelt since it’s not my birth name.
Ire o.
😲 😦
Crime › Re: Inside Maiduguri Juvenile Sex Trade by Jokerman(m): 4:46pm On Apr 08, 2023
Poverty and illiteracy too much in the North. The cursed politicians will keep putting them down with myths of religion and tribalism.

Little wonder corpers pay a lot for relocation once posted to the North.

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