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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:27pm On Feb 26, 2023
This Fernandes is crazy mehn... Ode
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:26pm On Feb 26, 2023
2nd trophy of the season

Hopefully we can add one more
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:24pm On Feb 26, 2023
See how Scamcho falls like bread... 😅
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:17pm On Feb 26, 2023
larride:
It is in Maguire best interest to seek for transfer away from the club in the summer.
He will.
Politics › Re: Breaking: Tinubu Defeat Obi & Atiku To Win Tai Local Government In Rivers State by Jokerman(m): 7:13pm On Feb 26, 2023
Lol.

Wike rigging mechanism.

Who know Tinubu for Rivers state?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:07pm On Feb 26, 2023
Rashford Square to Anthony now... haba
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:02pm On Feb 26, 2023
nitrogen:
Very annoying. Like one of the games in the Mou era.
We need trophy. Not tiki taka angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:01pm On Feb 26, 2023
Rashford no just allow Bruno Fernandes dey score goals again.... why?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:59pm On Feb 26, 2023
This saints Maximin is not a serious footballer
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:45pm On Feb 26, 2023
This Bruno G. is a good midfielder
Politics › Re: President Elect Bola Ahmed Tinubu by Jokerman(m): 6:28pm On Feb 26, 2023
Keep posting rubbish...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:25pm On Feb 26, 2023
TLona1:
Pendu really held this team back.
Lol... 😅 🤣 😂 😅 🤣 😂 😅

You Don reach here quick quick....

I know say as we beat you last Thursday, e pain you ba grin
Politics › Re: 'We Flogged Them', Governor Ahmadu Fintiri Says As He Congratulates Atiku (Vid) by Jokerman(m): 6:24pm On Feb 26, 2023
Lol... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:22pm On Feb 26, 2023
Antony is trying too
Politics › Re: Can Nigerians Survive A Working Nigeria by Jokerman(op): 6:18pm On Feb 26, 2023
▪︎ When the so-called big men and women are expected to queue alongside the “common men” that they look down on in public places, hope nobody will cry that status and wealth are no longer respected in the Nigerian society.

▪︎ When drivers who have never gotten their driver’s licenses and have been driving for years ( boasting about their lawlessness) wake up one morning to a heavy fine or prison sentence, hope children will not come and cry that the government has arrested their breadwinner.

▪︎ When your “plugs” to get things done in any public institution become useless and you have to go through the right process for EVERYTHING, no matter how small, hope nobody will say Nigeria is making their lives harder.

▪︎ When the people that just wake up and start mixing/ packaging bleaching creams from their backyards wake up to NAFDAC in their homes, and get dragged to prison, hope you won’t come and post foolish JUSTICE FOR hashtags on social media ooo

▪︎ When all our friends and people we all know start filling up kirikiri prison for doing yahoo yahoo and other fraudulent activities, hope nobody will complain that business is no longer moving because there’s no one to sell their yahoo-inflated-overly-priced products to

▪︎ When you have to get proper certification and license before operating any business, hope you won’t say the government is stifling entrepreneurs
Politics › Re: Can Nigerians Survive A Working Nigeria by Jokerman(op): 6:16pm On Feb 26, 2023
KanwuliaExtra:
Is that not what the elections are all about?
We have seen the result of a non-working Nigeria since independence abi?
Many people want the status quo to continue that's why they are voting for relics like Tinubu and Atiku
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:12pm On Feb 26, 2023
Thank God.

After 6 years, a trophy is sure.

At least by next season, once the coach gets his players, we will compete fully for the EPL...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:11pm On Feb 26, 2023
Karius grin grin grin grin grin
Politics › Can Nigerians Survive A Working Nigeria by Jokerman(op): 6:10pm On Feb 26, 2023
Copied from twitter by @MistuRants

I really hope that we Nigerians are ready for all the “inconveniences” we need to explain before our country gets better.

▪︎Let’s start with the businesses that have never paid taxes since they started operating. If a “working Nigeria” comes after your company…

▪︎All your saucy aunties and uncles that have been working in local governments for years and receive salaries without doing a single thing, when they are exposed and sacked, hope you won’t come and cry that the government is wicked?

▪︎ When the government comes after those who have knowingly built their houses on government properties just because “I have an uncle in the ministry and he has assured me that government won’t come after me.” Hope nobody will cry that the government is rendering families homeless
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:04pm On Feb 26, 2023
Casemiro ooooo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:04pm On Feb 26, 2023
Pressing man never press well today... angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:03pm On Feb 26, 2023
This Max man sha... angry
Politics › Re: Only 860,000 People Voted In Kano Out Of 5.8m Voters by Jokerman(m): 5:59pm On Feb 26, 2023
YorubaSamurai:
Another Facebook post cheesy
Obidiott op
Broz why do you like jibiti?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:45pm On Feb 26, 2023
Let's be Frank.

This our coach never get his kind of players.

See that one they raise ball inside box 18, see shot like Akara...
Politics › Re: Atiku Underestimated Obi... by Jokerman(m): 5:41pm On Feb 26, 2023
SmartPolician:
If this election was between Tinubu and Atiku, most people in the South wouldn't bother coming out.

It's just like asking someone if he prefers to be suspended from a height with rope tied round their neck or killed by a firing squad. Either way, the person still dies. APC is a curse to Nigeria.

You guys will see the impact of Peter Obi when results from SE and SE start trickling in 🥱🥱🥱
Lol....I would not even have gone for my PVC sef
Politics › Re: Nigeria Presidential Election Results 2023: INEC Official Announcement by Jokerman(m): 5:36pm On Feb 26, 2023
lansile:
But you said he would surely win before, what has happened? Is reality setting in?
Rigging is everywhere. I thought the election would be free and fair
Politics › Re: Atiku Has Secured 25% In More Than 25 States by Jokerman(m): 1:50pm On Feb 26, 2023
Atiku is better than Tinubu.

Although I'm have no fear. Peter Obi is still winning.

If Tinubu wins ehn, omakamilara gan o
Politics › Re: Nigeria Presidential Election Results 2023: INEC Official Announcement by Jokerman(m): 12:34pm On Feb 26, 2023
We are waiting. No shaking.

If Obi doesn't win this election, I ain't voting in this country again because she cannot be salvaged
Politics › Re: Waec Should Be The Minimum Requirement To Be Able To Vote In NG by Jokerman(m): 11:00am On Feb 26, 2023
The theiving corrupted politicians will fight tooth and nail... grin

There's no sane or informed place where Tinubu or Atiku won
Politics › Re: Nigerian Presidential Election 2023: Result Updates from INEC portal & Collation by Jokerman(m): 10:23am On Feb 26, 2023
Lagos still ongoing

Politics › Re: Voting Ends Abruptly At Wike’s Polling Unit, Ballot Boxes Carried (Video, Photo) by Jokerman(m): 8:22am On Feb 26, 2023
CoronaVirusRelo:
I am one the most patriotic Nigeria when it comes to that! I detest crime and rigging!
OK...
Politics › Re: Early Results From INEC Resut Viewing Potal Show LP In Lead In Lagos And Kaduna by Jokerman(m): 8:21am On Feb 26, 2023
Yamiriflathead:
Yes, labor party is winning polling units while APC is winning LGA


Lagos State @ 8.55.PM
Ajeromi/Ifelodu LGA
APC - 21,102
LP - 12,417
PDP - 3,750

Amuwo-Odofin LGA

APC - 21,387
LP - 12,583
PDP - 3,836

Alimosho LGA
APC - 56,172
LP - 32,992
PDP - 10,071

Ikeja LGA

APC - 45,586
LP - 26,725
PDP - 7,847

Ikorodu LGA

APC - 64,956
LP - 38118
PDP - 11,057

Mushin LGA

APC - 64,176
LP 37,619
PDP - 11,031


Thank you LagosLagos State @ 8.55.PM
Ajeromi/Ifelodu LGA
APC - 21,102
LP - 12,417
PDP - 3,750

Amuwo-Odofin LGA

APC - 21,387
LP - 12,583
PDP - 3,836

Alimosho LGA
APC - 56,172
LP - 32,992
PDP - 10,071

Ikeja LGA

APC - 45,586
LP - 26,725
PDP - 7,847

Ikorodu LGA

APC - 64,956
LP - 38118
PDP - 11,057

Mushin LGA

APC - 64,176
LP 37,619
PDP - 11,031
Keep posting your fugazi result... you go soon tire

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