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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Job Search Pitfalls: Beware Of These Red Flags! by Jokerman(m): 2:14pm On Feb 21, 2023
Any trashy job search rules.

If a job is destined for you, you don't need to much rules
Family › Re: Can You Survive On A 10,000 Weekly Pay? by Jokerman(m): 2:12pm On Feb 21, 2023
Nemesis0147:
Asin eh
This is just 100 level😔
Oh you no sabi say young boys of today na big boys... grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Chris Oyakhilome Endorses Peter Obi - Christ Embassy Releases Official Video by Jokerman(m): 11:48am On Feb 21, 2023
Righteousness2:
Let me say this quickly as was dropped in my spirit right now.

GOD ALMIGHTY loves Nigeria so much and that is the reason why this nation has not been torn apart despite all the stubbornness of the citizens.

In 2015, a certain party came with a mantra of " CHANGE ". The word of GOD clearly warned about those that are given to "change ".
The citizens refused to yield to God's expose and it has been woes upon woes for so many.

This coming weekend is another one.
GOD ALMIGHTY has given us an expose on who to vote via his word.
Isaiah 1:19-20
If ye be WILLING and OBEDIENT, ye shall eat the good of the land:

But if ye REFUSE and REBEL, ye shall be devoured with the sword: for the mouth of the Lord hath spoken it.



Listen and Listen Good, if ye be OBIDIENT, You will eat the fruit of the land.
If you refuse and rebel, you will be devoured.

I say this Boldly to Nigeria and Nigerians , this
Be OBIDIENT! Be OBIDIENT! Be OBIDIENT.
Vote OBIDIENT. Vote OBIDIENT! Vote OBIDIENT!

I have passed what I was given.

We all will be Obidient this Saturday.

No two ways
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 2:20pm On Feb 20, 2023
ThierryJay:
Lol Need I remind you of a certain player who removed shirt, clenched six pack and did Siu on top scoring a meaningless 4th penalty goal in the UCL final and subsequently overshadowed the true heroes Ramos, Bale and Di Maria that won that final for Madrid. And he's done that several times in his career.

A free kick is not a penalty Bruv. It takes exceptional brilliance to score a last minute F.K. So Messi deserves the f*ckin GOATed attention.
Lol...
Politics › Re: VIDEO: Pastor Chris On Presidential Candidate, Says 'name Is In The Bible' by Jokerman(m): 11:36pm On Feb 19, 2023
We will make sure Peter Obi doesn’t win this election because if he wins, Nigerian youths will not respect we politicians again.

- Gov. Ganduje
Politics › Re: It's My Bullion Van But I Don't Work For Buhari's Government... Tinubu by Jokerman(m): 11:36pm On Feb 19, 2023
We will make sure Peter Obi doesn’t win this election because if he wins, Nigerian youths will not respect we politicians again.

- Gov. Ganduje
Politics › Re: Does It Appear Like Peter Obi Is Anti-people by Jokerman(m): 11:35pm On Feb 19, 2023
We will make sure Peter Obi doesn’t win this election because if he wins, Nigerian youths will not respect we politicians again.

- Gov. Ganduje
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:24pm On Feb 19, 2023
🚨🇶🇦 JUST IN:

A statement from the Qatar bid in particular is understood to have caused consternation among those running the process, with the promise to return United to its “former glories” seen as implied criticism of the present owners.
@Lawton_Times cheesy

Foolish glazers
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 6:59pm On Feb 19, 2023
Messi will get the praises meanwhile Kylian Mbappe was the real hero for PSG today. Always trying to make every other player lives in his shadow.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:58pm On Feb 19, 2023
TheLequte:
120 is too small.

They should make it 250m
I prefer him to go to Madrid though
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:44pm On Feb 19, 2023
🌘] #mufc have put a £120m price tag on Marcus Rashford, who has attracted the interest of PSG and Real Madrid. [@MirrorFootball]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:40pm On Feb 19, 2023
LostMyZeal:
I'm sooo loving this tears from Bruno fans 🤲🤲

If wishes were horses, ... lipsrsealed

It's a good thing that we'll keep seeing Weghorst every matchday with his electric performance

The reason you don't value him is because we don't have very good midfielders who when they have the ball will cause trouble.

That guy either dispossesses, disrupts and wins back the ball and then it gets to stupid midfielders like Fred and he losses it angry

In a good and ruthless team, every ball that guy disposses or disrupts turns defense to attack immediately. That's how we ought to play but the midfielders no dey.

Put that guy in Luka Modric's Madrid and not Bruno Fernandes United tongue

It's agenda sha, if not it's clear for all to see.
Bruno stans are more annoying than Pessi stans
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:00pm On Feb 19, 2023
Weghorst will still come Good.

Give him time


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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:59pm On Feb 19, 2023
🚨🇶🇦 BREAKING!

The Bank of America has been appointed as an advisor to Sheikh Jassim Bin Hamad Al Thani’s bid for Manchester United.
@business
Politics › Re: Muslim-Muslim Ticket: RCCG Clears Air On Alleged Tinubu, Adeboye Meeting by Jokerman(m): 5:54pm On Feb 19, 2023
Ekundayo7574:
you are a fool idiot
He told you the truth.

No Christian must vote for APC Muslim Muslim ticket...
Politics › Re: Another Battalions Of Nigerian Soldiers Touch Down Lagos Today - Photos by Jokerman(m): 5:53pm On Feb 19, 2023
peepydelano:
You are sounding like a slave, an outcast. Don’t even bother to quote me again
J
He just told you the truth.

Peter obi is not a tribal candidate, but a Nigerian one. Many yorubas are voting for him.

No sane Yoruba will vote a wicked, thieving and demonic person like Tinubu
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:38pm On Feb 19, 2023
Graeme Souness: 🗣️ "Harry Kane is England's only world class player."

All these coaches turned pundits sef...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:19pm On Feb 19, 2023
Where's Pocolee gan sef.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:18pm On Feb 19, 2023
OhBritannia:
Messi's wife has kissed more trophies than Rashford.
And Rashford has won more epl golden boats than Pessi... 👀🥴 😵
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:16pm On Feb 19, 2023
afrodoc2:
Ronaldo was the one that did not use sense.
Make 38 year old dey sit for bench, because he wants to win his 1st trophy?

It's better he left. Thank God Rashford is up already. Don't know what's wrong with Martial
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Leicester City (3 - 0) On 19th February 2023 by Jokerman(m): 5:00pm On Feb 19, 2023
Weghorst will still come Good.

E no easy to score 2 goals in 21 games for Burnley.

So please give him a break
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:57pm On Feb 19, 2023
Weghorst will still come Good.

E no easy to score 2 goals in 21 games for Burnley.

So please give him a break
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:56pm On Feb 19, 2023
Borntosmoke:
Can't just imagine Ronaldo playing with this rashford form . Man u will be so brutal but eth no use sense Wella to handle the situation.
It was a wise decision for Ronaldo to move.

Ronaldo already a man utd legend. Let him go and enjoy his game with less scrutiny.

No matter what he does at man utd, he'll always be scrutinised.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:54pm On Feb 19, 2023
Marcus Rashford has more goals in all competitions (24) than Chelsea have in the Premier League (23) this season.

UNREAL 😳
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:43pm On Feb 19, 2023
We suppose flog Barcelona like 3 on Thursday.

Newcastle to chop 3 too on Sunday.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:23pm On Feb 19, 2023
Dem don start to dey hype Bruno again... 😕 😞
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:22pm On Feb 19, 2023
They should please create chances for Weghorst..

Rashford can't be scoring everything now...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Leicester City (3 - 0) On 19th February 2023 by Jokerman(m): 3:28pm On Feb 19, 2023
Give no quarter to Man shitty and Arsenal.

Let's go boys
Christianity Etc › Re: What's The Difference Between Demons And Christians Who Don't Obey Jesus? by Jokerman(m): 8:47am On Feb 19, 2023
jesusjnr2020:
Can a Christian who continues to do evil as a demon be saved?
As long as he has not given up the ghost.... but time waits for no man.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:58pm On Feb 18, 2023
If these clowns like they should not try to win tomorrow
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Manchester City (1 - 1) On 18th February 2023 by Jokerman(m): 5:57pm On Feb 18, 2023
Fourtygees:
Arsenal for life..... Man city will never win epl again
Amen o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:18pm On Feb 18, 2023
🚨💰 BREAKING!

The American hedge fund giant Elliott has entered the £5 billion bidding battle for Manchester United in an extraordinary eleventh-hour swoop
@thetimes

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