₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,344,772 members, 8,513,610 topics. Date: Thursday, 05 November 2026 at 09:39 AM

Toggle theme

Jokerman's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Jokerman's Profile › Jokerman's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 (of 678 pages)

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:31pm On Dec 26, 2022
Nunez of Liverpool reminds me of early Madrid Benzemiss
Crime › Re: Gunmen Kidnap Ogbuehi Pius Egwuekwe In Anambra (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 8:28pm On Dec 26, 2022
Inside Job.

Igbos you people better do something about all these rubbish news. Bring back Bakassi boys to flush these kidnappers out.

We can't even hold Crusade in the east again, make una no put our pastor for wahala...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:51pm On Dec 26, 2022
Tumblr:
Lionel Messi has been nominated for the IFFHS Best Men's Player and Playmaker of the year 2022 award.
IFFHS will announce the winners on the beginning of January, 2023.

Can you please confirm if Pendu was nominated?
Is this a new award, that Ronaldo has not won before or something ?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:50pm On Dec 26, 2022
femianski:
Ronaldo started his career two years before Messi. So, who do you expect to lead in this stat?
Lol... but Pessi has won 7
Politics › Re: Lagos Before Bola Akmed Tinubu by Jokerman(op): 6:54pm On Dec 26, 2022
kettykin:
Lagos was a former federal capital like Abuja, but i can tell you in all honesty that Abuja's growth rate has overtaken Lagos by miles, Abuja is now the local aviation hub and the Capital for big construction
Of cos. If not for corruption and mismanagement, Lagos should be competing with Johannesburg, Dubai, Etc
Politics › Re: Nigeria Missing In 12 Most Advanced African Countries’ List by Jokerman(m): 6:44pm On Dec 26, 2022
Why??

But we get Lagos now?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:35pm On Dec 26, 2022
grin

Politics › Re: Lagos Before Bola Akmed Tinubu by Jokerman(op): 6:26pm On Dec 26, 2022
Comparing development in Lagos to Anambra is not just silly but an insult to Lagos State

This is because;

1. Lagos has been in existence for centuries while Anambra came into existence in 1996

2. Lagos had been developed long before independence
Politics › Re: Lagos Before Bola Akmed Tinubu by Jokerman(op): 6:25pm On Dec 26, 2022
Moh247:
Do you know eko Atlantic city was just part of Atlantic ocean and beach front
You've jumped to Eko Atlantic now abi? grin

Abeg is it only Tinubu that started it, didn't the FG support him then?, and now it's continuing with the governors
Politics › Re: Lagos Before Bola Akmed Tinubu by Jokerman(op): 6:14pm On Dec 26, 2022
Moh247:
Fashola was Tinubu's chief of staff , the Lagos master plan was formed by them, Tinubu constructed most BRT lane

What exactly did the Anambra guy achieve in 8 years
No one is saying Peter Obi built Anambra, the way Tinubu people are saying he built Lagos.

Why didn't BRT start during Tinubu tenure? Remember he used 8 years as a governor....
Christianity Etc › Re: Timini Egbuson: Why I Stopped Attending Church by Jokerman(m): 5:48pm On Dec 26, 2022
He's a clown.

This is not enough reason.....
Politics › Re: Lagos Before Bola Akmed Tinubu by Jokerman(op): 4:24pm On Dec 26, 2022
Moh247:
People would decide..

Lekki axis

RRS

BRT

Lekki Deep Sea port
We were still using Molue even with Tinubu.

Why are you claiming Fashola achievements for Tinubu?
Politics › Lagos Before Bola Akmed Tinubu by Jokerman(op): 3:47pm On Dec 26, 2022
Before BAT, there was nothing....

1. No schools (University and secondary)

2. No roads

3. No electricity to roast Boli

Travel › Re: For Those Who Love Canada (pix) by Jokerman(m): 3:20pm On Dec 26, 2022
Is there electricity for me to roast boli when I reach there Sir?
Travel › Re: Why Do Nigerians Become Less Religious When They Travel Abroad? by Jokerman(m): 3:17pm On Dec 26, 2022
Life is not by struggle. Do the will of God and prosper
Health › Re: Hemgenix: This Is World’s Most Expensive Drug And It Costs $3.5 Million Per Dose by Jokerman(m): 3:12pm On Dec 26, 2022
No drugs for HIV yet?
Politics › Re: "We Are Yet To Generate Electricity To Roast Boli" - Tinubu by Jokerman(m): 8:29am On Dec 26, 2022
plaindealer:
This village man never hear about electric grill?
So of all the things wey you fit use electricity do, na to roast Boli be the thing.... e be like say them warn baba not to mention agbado grin that day abi? grin
Celebrities › Re: Jasmine, Mr. Ibu's Daughter Attends Party In Wears Partly Revealing Her Buttocks by Jokerman(m): 7:03pm On Dec 25, 2022
Elucidate321:
Inasmuch as I normally won't want to think this way, recent experiences have enlightened me to really see the reality of this. Indeed, strange forces are at work in most of the self-destructive decisions taken by most ladies. I think there is a special attack on the human race and it is strategically directed at the female human being.
Thats because they are weaker vessels. It always happens even from the beginning of time...
Nairaland General › Re: Send A Shoutout To Nairalanders That Made You Smile This Year by Jokerman(m): 2:41pm On Dec 25, 2022
JesusJnr
Righteousness2 (Holiness and uprightness; theNomerica evangelist grin)
Pessi fans: ThierryJay, Ojeemah, Pinterest (Almiron), FirstbornWds
Devvy44
Man Utd Fans: Borntosmoke, Lostmyzeal, and others.
Hibiscus
Obonujoker
Politics › Re: "We Are Yet To Generate Electricity To Roast Boli" - Tinubu by Jokerman(m): 2:38pm On Dec 25, 2022
diadem10:
Of course we've got brain. We champion a first class graduate of business administration of Chicago university and the one who's the architect behind modern Lagos and her high economy
Shey business admin na course? grin however that's not the issue.

Baba ti di arugbo.... not like before. No more physical and mental power to withstand the rigours of Presidential post. Ordinary to govern Lagos is not easy.... Also, other candidates have good proof of themselves too... its time for actual change... I know how we campaigned for Buhari.

However my vote is for LP (Presidential), and APC (Governor)...
Politics › Re: "We Are Yet To Generate Electricity To Roast Boli" - Tinubu by Jokerman(m): 2:24pm On Dec 25, 2022
diadem10:
Most of them are. Anyway they all have one thing in common, including those who aren't. Which is, They're brainless who can't use their Brain to process and think.
Lol... what of those supporters of Tinubu, do all of then have brain ? grin
Politics › Re: "We Are Yet To Generate Electricity To Roast Boli" - Tinubu by Jokerman(m): 2:18pm On Dec 25, 2022
diadem10:
Yes. You don't know about electricity cooker? Or you dey mad? Anyway, Tinubu simply said electricity generated isn't enough. Your education in the Southeast is quite pathetic I repeat
So anybody against Tinubu is Igbo? Oniranu omo grin
Politics › Re: "We Are Yet To Generate Electricity To Roast Boli" - Tinubu by Jokerman(m): 2:00pm On Dec 25, 2022
diadem10:
Shows how garbage your brain is if you can't understand simple statement. Literally, Electricity is used to cook food. Tinubu is simply saying the electricity isn't enough. That I'm even explaining this to you makes more shameful and shows why education in the South East is pathetic
Is that we should use electricity to roast Boli grin

Omo irakiran.... grin
Family › Re: I Am Tired Of My Mom by Jokerman(m): 12:41pm On Dec 25, 2022
Tell your mom you can drop part of the 120K, but you can't give all...
Family › Re: I Am Tired Of My Mom by Jokerman(m): 12:35pm On Dec 25, 2022
Weirdcamila:
Don’t worry , in 5 years time you will understand better.
Good luck
So if she no drop money, the brother no go fir go school?
Celebrities › Re: Nkechi Blessing Sunday Celebrates Christmas With Her New Boyfriend (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 11:59am On Dec 25, 2022
Rubbish
Politics › Re: "We Are Yet To Generate Electricity To Roast Boli" - Tinubu by Jokerman(m): 11:10am On Dec 25, 2022
Never4getU:
Ur mumu no do..so people don't use their ovens to roast fish even boli can be roasted with it. Who did dis to ur brain?
Talk true.... of all the things electricity fit do, na to roast boli abi grin
Politics › Re: "We Are Yet To Generate Electricity To Roast Boli" - Tinubu by Jokerman(m): 11:37pm On Dec 24, 2022
Honestly, Tinubu must win content creator of the year..
Politics › Re: "We Are Yet To Generate Electricity To Roast Boli" - Tinubu by Jokerman(m): 11:27pm On Dec 24, 2022
Lol...

What kind of person uses electricity to roast Boli grin grin grin

However I almost made a down payment for that electricity for a roasted corn now I have to make another for bole...� grin grin
Travel › Re: Why Are Nigerians Japing To The UK When UK Workers are On Strike For Poor Salary by Jokerman(m): 9:19pm On Dec 24, 2022
hustla:
Certain he just manages to scrape by or works himself to the bones
Does multiple jobs exactly

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 (of 678 pages)