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Politics › Re: Tinubu Gave Alms Out Of Compassion, Not Bribe – APC PCC by Jokerman(m): 10:24pm On Dec 21, 2022
A town hall different from Bala blu ... Blu... Blu... bulaba....

Or is it for Eba?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:22pm On Dec 21, 2022
Burnley body don come down. grin

Hopefully Man UTD can win this EFL Cup. Amen.

And even if we don't, let's also remember that Pep 1st season was a failure at Man shitty.... Infact I think only Mou has won a trophy in his 1st EPL season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley: EFL Cup (2 - 0) On 21st Dec 2022 by Jokerman(m): 10:20pm On Dec 21, 2022
Burnley body don come down.

Hopefully Man UTD can win this EFL Cup. Amen.

And even if we don't, let's also remember that Pep 1st season was a failure at Man shitty.... Infact I think only Mou has won a trophy in his 1st EPL season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 10:07pm On Dec 21, 2022
� #Qatar2022 top performers:

⚽ Goals - Mbappe (cool
�️ Assists - Griezmann, Bruno Fernandes, Kane, Perisic and Messi (3)
� Key passes - Griezmann (22)
� Tackles - Hakimi (26)
� Saves - Livakovic (24)
� Dribbles - Mbappe (25)
�️ WS Rating - Messi (8.25)

#FIFAWorldCup


So Penalty can make someone now have highest ratings... no more dribbles or key passes again grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:07pm On Dec 21, 2022
� #Qatar2022 top performers:

⚽ Goals - Mbappe (cool
�️ Assists - Griezmann, Bruno Fernandes, Kane, Perisic and Messi (3)
� Key passes - Griezmann (22)
� Tackles - Hakimi (26)
� Saves - Livakovic (24)
� Dribbles - Mbappe (25)
�️ WS Rating - Messi (8.25)

#FIFAWorldCup


So Penalty can make someone now have highest ratings... no more dribbles or key passes again grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley: EFL Cup (2 - 0) On 21st Dec 2022 by Jokerman(m): 10:07pm On Dec 21, 2022
� #Qatar2022 top performers:

⚽ Goals - Mbappe (cool
�️ Assists - Griezmann, Bruno Fernandes, Kane, Perisic and Messi (3)
� Key passes - Griezmann (22)
� Tackles - Hakimi (26)
� Saves - Livakovic (24)
� Dribbles - Mbappe (25)
�️ WS Rating - Messi (8.25)

#FIFAWorldCup


So Penalty can make someone now have highest ratings... no more dribbles or key passes again grin
Sports › Re: What Would Have Happened If Kolo Muiani Had Scored That Goal He Missed by Jokerman(m): 10:05pm On Dec 21, 2022
� #Qatar2022 top performers:

⚽ Goals - Mbappe (cool
�️ Assists - Griezmann, Bruno Fernandes, Kane, Perisic and Messi (3)
� Key passes - Griezmann (22)
� Tackles - Hakimi (26)
� Saves - Livakovic (24)
� Dribbles - Mbappe (25)
�️ WS Rating - Messi (8.25)

#FIFAWorldCup


So Penalty can make someone now have highest ratings... no more dribbles or key passes again grin
Sports › Re: Argentina's Central Bank Is Considering A Lionel Messi Bank Note by Jokerman(m): 10:04pm On Dec 21, 2022
� #Qatar2022 top performers:

⚽ Goals - Mbappe (cool
�️ Assists - Griezmann, Bruno Fernandes, Kane, Perisic and Messi (3)
� Key passes - Griezmann (22)
� Tackles - Hakimi (26)
� Saves - Livakovic (24)
� Dribbles - Mbappe (25)
�️ WS Rating - Messi (8.25)

#FIFAWorldCup


So Penalty can make someone now have highest ratings... no more dribbles or key passes again grin
Sports › Re: Qatar 2022: Messi Sets Five Guinness World Records by Jokerman(m): 10:03pm On Dec 21, 2022
� #Qatar2022 top performers:

⚽ Goals - Mbappe (cool
�️ Assists - Griezmann, Bruno Fernandes, Kane, Perisic and Messi (3)
� Key passes - Griezmann (22)
� Tackles - Hakimi (26)
� Saves - Livakovic (24)
� Dribbles - Mbappe (25)
�️ WS Rating - Messi (8.25)

#FIFAWorldCup


So person wey score Penalty dey get highest ratings now... OK o grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley: EFL Cup (2 - 0) On 21st Dec 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:50pm On Dec 21, 2022
Rashford should go to PSG
Properties › Re: Woman Writes And Prints Offences Her Street Residents Committed Against Her by Jokerman(m): 8:04pm On Dec 21, 2022
Lol... psycho grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Is Mess I Greater Than Ronaldo?? by Jokerman(m): 7:46pm On Dec 21, 2022
No.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:45pm On Dec 21, 2022
ChristoBam:
��� Ten Hag:

“Brentford was the absolute low, Super hot, 35 degrees, then you will be tested as a team. Well, it finally played us. I already saw a player of ours shaking his head in advance and sighingly saying: It's way too hot to play football.” @VI_nl �

Don't even want to guess who this is.
Sancho?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:45pm On Dec 21, 2022
Please Pessi fans should allow this thread rest. undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley: EFL Cup (2 - 0) On 21st Dec 2022 by Jokerman(m): 4:44pm On Dec 21, 2022
Man utd for the win.

We still need a striker though....
Business › Re: World ('diaspora') Remittances In The World From 2010 by Jokerman(m): 4:07pm On Dec 21, 2022
Seems people will always Migrate for greener pastures
Foreign Affairs › Re: Afghanistan: Taliban Ban Women From University Education With Immediate Effect by Jokerman(m): 1:35pm On Dec 21, 2022
faceLAGOS:
Good for them.

Too much freedom is not good for women.

Check out Nigerian girls that pursues higher education.

Full of immortality and pride.
Lol.... who is this clown?
Sports › Re: 4 Million People Came Out To Welcome Messi & Teammates On The Streets (Pix, Vid) by Jokerman(m): 1:12pm On Dec 21, 2022
babajero:
tell me the person and tell me how many champions league and world best the person won.
Pele

W
3 world cup
5 Copa America champions league
7 ballondor
Foreign Affairs › Re: Afghanistan: Taliban Ban Women From University Education With Immediate Effect by Jokerman(m): 11:17pm On Dec 20, 2022
Well the Afghanistans preferred Taliban to the West. Make them enjoy
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Really Rape? by Jokerman(m): 9:12pm On Dec 20, 2022
If you live someone, you won't be raping the person.

It's lust. If you don't report him, he will rape another person.
Foreign Affairs › Re: BREAKING! Massive Earthquake Rocks California by Jokerman(m): 9:11pm On Dec 20, 2022
Californication angry
Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu Caught Red Handed Sharing Money To Politicians - Reno (video) by Jokerman(m): 9:08pm On Dec 20, 2022
Is it for Eba or?
Sports › Re: 4 Million People Came Out To Welcome Messi & Teammates On The Streets (Pix, Vid) by Jokerman(m): 8:50pm On Dec 20, 2022
AImiron:
but y'all Pendu fans say he will never win world cup nah, the way una take change tune is funny I swear, from Modric to Mbappe LMAO....

Now you ppl have eternity to wail.
Wait for us 2026... we are going back to our rightful position grin
Sports › Re: 'He Won 3 World Cups': Brazil's Pele Remains The Greatest Player Ever – Oliseh by Jokerman(m): 8:49pm On Dec 20, 2022
AImiron:
mumu how far, I thought Pendu use to be ewure why you no include his name lmao
Lol... bro... still on still

1. Pele
2. Maradona
3. Pessi (because of world cup)
4. Cr7 ( 2026 we are going back to 2)
5. Zidane
6. Delima (No UCL)
Sports › Re: 'He Won 3 World Cups': Brazil's Pele Remains The Greatest Player Ever – Oliseh by Jokerman(m): 7:23pm On Dec 20, 2022
Person win 3 World cups... we no hear noise pollution... grin
Sports › Re: 'He Won 3 World Cups': Brazil's Pele Remains The Greatest Player Ever – Oliseh by Jokerman(m): 7:22pm On Dec 20, 2022
Of course.... everyone agrees.

1. Pele
2. Maradona
Sports › Re: 4 Million People Came Out To Welcome Messi & Teammates On The Streets (Pix, Vid) by Jokerman(m): 7:21pm On Dec 20, 2022
Person win 3 World cups, them no shout like this o... oga o angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:13pm On Dec 20, 2022
BlaqFaze:
Trevor012 pendu made the worst team of the WC...what is your take on this?
Them no put Lukaku, Batshuayi etc, na Ronaldo dem put?? Let them continue angry
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Named In The Worst Team Of The World Cup by Jokerman(m): 6:59pm On Dec 20, 2022
Workch:
Even Modric can be regarded as c greater than Ronaldo atm.
Modric has a world cup golden ball, bronze medla and silver medal.

Ronaldo is not part of the best 10 players in history atm
Of cos.

Varane is bigger than Maldini grin
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Named In The Worst Team Of The World Cup by Jokerman(m): 6:45pm On Dec 20, 2022
Pinterest:
Pendu no get court case again? grin
No court case bro. He has already been acquitted of all wrongdoing. Make God keep us alive. grin

Pessi don free now... choi grin
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Named In The Worst Team Of The World Cup by Jokerman(m): 6:13pm On Dec 20, 2022
Pinterest:
How Pendu wan take enter America like this? grin
We go enter.... no worry
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Named In The Worst Team Of The World Cup by Jokerman(m): 5:21pm On Dec 20, 2022
Pinterest:
Thanks for reporting Jokerman.

Meanwhile have you seen this picture of Messi sleeping with the World Cup trophy? Have a look.
By 2026, we are winning ours. Don't worry. The only trophy that remains.... grin

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