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Sports › Re: Portugal Vs Uruguay: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (2 - 0) On 28th Nov 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:53pm On Nov 28, 2022
ThierryJay:
Chai this is Pendu's area of core competence. Thank God Santos don comot am for trying to shamelessly thief Bruno's goal like a criminal.
Lol... Poland awaits you... angry grin
Sports › Re: Portugal Vs Uruguay: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (2 - 0) On 28th Nov 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:52pm On Nov 28, 2022
This world cup belongs to Portugal.

Some people had their chance in 2014 grin
Sports › Re: Portugal Vs Uruguay: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (2 - 0) On 28th Nov 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:50pm On Nov 28, 2022
Boss469:
Same coach playing ronaldo over goncalo ramos. Same coach playing Felix over leao.
Felix is better than Leao
Sports › Re: Portugal Vs Uruguay: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (2 - 0) On 28th Nov 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:48pm On Nov 28, 2022
Pinterest:
Urban Dictionary cool
Now wey Portugal don qualify... hope say you dey prepare for grin Poland grin
Sports › Re: Portugal Vs Uruguay: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (2 - 0) On 28th Nov 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:38pm On Nov 28, 2022
Sowiki:
This is not the Suarez i used to know
Age.
Sports › Re: Portugal Vs Uruguay: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (2 - 0) On 28th Nov 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:37pm On Nov 28, 2022
Jessewizy:
You don’t know santos, lol
Lol... Santos ehn grin... I fear who no fear that coach grin
Sports › Re: Portugal Vs Uruguay: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (2 - 0) On 28th Nov 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:34pm On Nov 28, 2022
This Rafael Leao no get strength abi na wetin? grin
Sports › Re: Portugal Vs Uruguay: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (2 - 0) On 28th Nov 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:13pm On Nov 28, 2022
Another man of match performance grin
Sports › Re: Portugal Vs Uruguay: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (2 - 0) On 28th Nov 2022 by Jokerman(m): 8:48pm On Nov 28, 2022
Abeg qetin Pessi fans dey find here?
Sports › Re: Portugal Vs Uruguay: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (2 - 0) On 28th Nov 2022 by Jokerman(m): 8:04pm On Nov 28, 2022
Mhen if pessi try that chest pass, e fit break into half grin
Romance › Re: Help! Tiktok Is Destroying My Christian Faith! by Jokerman(m): 7:02pm On Nov 28, 2022
You are not serious.
Sports › Re: Portugal Vs Uruguay: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (2 - 0) On 28th Nov 2022 by Jokerman(m): 7:00pm On Nov 28, 2022
I know say this thread go reach 40 pages today.. grin
Politics › Re: Nigerians Go To Court Over Every Little Disagreement - Justice Ariwoola by Jokerman(m): 6:38pm On Nov 28, 2022
That's because most Nigerians are full of greed and thieves.

Imagine as a realtor, you show a client a plot of land and he buys it for 100M, now for him to pay commission of 5%, he would want to give your 500K... how won't this end in court?? You have money to buy land 100M, but can't pay commission of 5M naira?
Sports › Re: Spain Vs Germany: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022: (1 - 1) On 27th Nov 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:33pm On Nov 27, 2022
No be this same Spain, Ronaldo almost destroy in 2018?
Sports › Re: Spain Vs Germany: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022: (1 - 1) On 27th Nov 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:30pm On Nov 27, 2022
Crazy German coach.

Keeping Sane on bench... e no even get striker.... grin
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Mexico FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 (2 - 0) On 26th Nov 2022 by Jokerman(m): 8:10pm On Nov 27, 2022
Numerouno94:
Wetin KSA wan take defeat Mexico? U fink Mexico na joke?..

Jokerman my paddy how u see the GOAT performance yesterday? Deep down ur hrt u knw Messi is the GOAT buh shame no go gree u acknowledge am. grin grin
No be me talk me am... grin

Travel › Re: Living In The USA - Life Of An Immigrant Part 1 by Jokerman(m): 6:42pm On Nov 27, 2022
How easy or tough is it to get professional jobs in the USA? E.g law, engineering, medical etc?
Sports › Re: Belgium Vs Morocco: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 ( 0 - 2) On 27th Nov 2022 by Jokerman(m): 3:34pm On Nov 27, 2022
Morocco God bless you.

All things must work together for Portugal good
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Mexico FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 (2 - 0) On 26th Nov 2022 by Jokerman(m): 3:06pm On Nov 27, 2022
Soso990240:
una Ronaldo fans must everlly lie just to make Ronaldo look better. Ronaldo is 37years, February 1985.. Messi is 35years, June 1987.. BTW, was Ronaldo substituted against Ghana? Should I name other matches Ronaldo was substituted over poor performance? grin
The coach removed players to rest them... are you OK..?? Winning 3-1 ahead?
Sports › Re: Japan Vs Costa Rica: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022: (0 - 1) On 27 Nov 2022 by Jokerman(m): 12:40pm On Nov 27, 2022
Germany must defeat Spain today...

German Machine let's go
Travel › Re: Why Is Food Extremely Expensive In Nigeria? by Jokerman(m): 12:07pm On Nov 27, 2022
So Nigeria is not cheap to live in then?
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Mexico FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 (2 - 0) On 26th Nov 2022 by Jokerman(m): 11:54am On Nov 27, 2022
lhordspy:
You chose your username perfectly.
Clown... Early Ronaldo played midfield for these teams... stop with your lying propaganda
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Mexico FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 (2 - 0) On 26th Nov 2022 by Jokerman(m): 11:29am On Nov 27, 2022
Argentina must play to beat Poland o.... coz Saudi will defeat Mehico grin
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Mexico FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 (2 - 0) On 26th Nov 2022 by Jokerman(m): 11:26am On Nov 27, 2022
lhordspy:
As a midfielder for which team?
Sporting Lisbon
Man utd
Portugal
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:30am On Nov 27, 2022
ChristoBam:
How's someone in the GOAT conversation and has never been the best player in any world cup edition. Am I missing something?
The one Pessi got in 2014, did he deserve it?
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Mexico FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 (2 - 0) On 26th Nov 2022 by Jokerman(m): 10:23am On Nov 27, 2022
SIRG120:
Messi has At least Played in the world cup Finals but none for Ronaldo...... By the way Ronaldo has Played a total of 1141 matches, 234 assist, 819 goals while Messi has played 998 matches, 348 Assists and 788 goals.....In respect to these facts Messi is 143 games behind Ronaldo yet is 31 goals behind Ronaldo and 112 times ahead of Same Ronaldo in assist........ Now if you must be honest , who amongst them Has better stats?....... I guess you already have your answer
Ronaldo has 276 assists....

Ronaldo started as a midfielder not an in forward like Pessi...
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Mexico FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 (2 - 0) On 26th Nov 2022 by Jokerman(m): 10:21am On Nov 27, 2022
Emu4life:
I was referring to Mikel Obi and other Nigerian /African players that retire too early but since you've decided to add Ronaldo to the line, fine.
Besides, Ronaldo didn't do anything better than Messi at 35(other than sitting in the box for Tap ins). Modric is as old as Ronaldo but you can still see what he is doing at Madrid. At this stage, please compare Modric to Messi not Ronaldo. Somethings are gifts and you can't force it.
Stop deceiving yourself dude.
I know they have all come to the twilight of their careers but comparing Messi to Ronaldo is like Comparing Mbappe to Haaland, you know the answer.
Another trashy stats... tell us what Messi can do that Ronaldo can't
Christianity Etc › Re: Should Christian Couples Practise Other Styles Of Sex Apart Frm Conventionastyle by Jokerman(m): 9:41am On Nov 27, 2022
Trashy topic.

So long you are not defiling the bed, you are good to go

Defiling the bed e.g adultery, fornication, using porn to have set, anal etc...
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The 'Prosperity' Gospel A Scam? by Jokerman(m): 9:22am On Nov 27, 2022
Prosperity is God's gift to his Children.

However, it's not thr most important stuff a man needs... Matthew 4:4
Christianity Etc › Re: Homosexuality: One Of The Fastest Ways To Get To Hell Fire by Jokerman(m): 9:20am On Nov 27, 2022
Enemies of Man.

The seven deadly sins. All under Sin anyway
Christianity Etc › Re: Who's Your Favourite Bible Character? by Jokerman(m): 9:19am On Nov 27, 2022
The Lord Jesus.

Everything he taught and did has benefits to humanity, spiritually, Physically, Health wise , Morally etc.

E.g
1. Fasting; benefits spiritually, health wise and Physically

2. Prayer; Spiritually, physical and mentally

3. Humility; Spiritually, Physically, mentally and health wise

4. Love and many more
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Mexico FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 (2 - 0) On 26th Nov 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:16am On Nov 27, 2022
Soso990240:
You mean 34years old Di Maria? Bruno Fernandes, Leao, Bernado, Felix.. The attack can finish any team without breaking a sweat.. They trashed Nigeria without Ronaldo. While Messi carries this team, with some help from Di maria. Messi can never be substituted when his team needs a goal. But Ronaldo has been substituted severally when his teams needs goals to win.. so, who is better? cheesy
When has Ronaldo been substituted that you know of, when Portugal needs a win?

Or are you talking of 38 years old Ronaldo?

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