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Christianity Etc › Re: My Testimony: What GOD Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by Jokerman(m): 4:00pm On Jan 16, 2022
God bless this testimony..... and many more will follow..


You Nedd to give this testimony on a combined, so I can know you... grin

God of chosen is great
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 3:55pm On Jan 16, 2022
Devvy4:
Song and hleb were signed by barka to sit on the bench, is that what you call a top player?
Leave the guy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 3:55pm On Jan 16, 2022
peterd53:
You’re really a joker.
Alex song who made 16 assists in the league only wasn’t a top player?
Anelka wasn’t a top player
Alexandra hleb and nasri aren’t top players?

Oya mention the top players that move aside cr7,Suarez,modric and bale that made a move and succeed
Beckham
Nistelrooy
Henry
Forlan
Mascherano
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea 1 - 0 On 15th January 2022 by Jokerman(m): 3:10pm On Jan 16, 2022
Investorozay:
bayern and psg are not on fire
bayern wey augsburg and leverkusen school

city can flog anyone in the world right now
madrid depends too much on benz and Vini. if those 2 have a bad game , thats the end
Didn't crystal Palace beat City?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 3:09pm On Jan 16, 2022
peterd53:
Hleb,Fabregas,Alex song, Owen,Heinze,Anelka,Nasri.
We are talking of top players, only Fabregas and Owen, deserved to be mentioned, and fabregas was not a flop
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 9:57am On Jan 16, 2022
Jodera:
Mgbo donstan18..
What system did Egypt play for salah to achieve all these stats?? grin grin

You told us he was useless without klopp, so I ask, shey na klopp coach dem yesterday?
Donstan always type trash..... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:48am On Jan 16, 2022
Afam4eva:
The style of play in the EPL and La Liga are different. That's why a lot of top player in the EPL come to spain and flop hard. In England, physical strength and speed is needed whereas in spain you need a hollistic undertstanding of the technicality of the game. That's why a lot of these players don't do well.
Trash.... Apart from Hazard, which other top player flopped in Spain?
Sports › Re: Why Do People Always Say EPL Is Not A Farmers League? by Jokerman(op): 9:45am On Jan 16, 2022
paulolee:
EPL gat competition n unpredictability about who will win d league but not until pep came...
he spoiled d league n was running monopoly n even made winning the EPL more easier than wen he was in spain..
season is just 21 games n city are already champions again, they said its a the billion effect dt he spent forgetting dt united av spent more but still avnt won any tophy for 4 years n how battling to mk top4..
m happy dt pep promised to leave after his contract next year, at least we would see other different teams winning d EPL n dey would all be free from d shackles of pep domination..
if pep decides to stay 5 more seasons, its 5 years of trouble for all clubs n dts wickedness..
Epl get unpredictability, na him ferguson will am 3 times on a row, at 3 different times??

You don't start again with your ewedu analysis
Christianity Etc › Re: China Upholds Christian's 7-year Prison Sentence For Selling Bibles. by Jokerman(m): 8:22am On Jan 16, 2022
China again..... Always in the news for evil....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:24pm On Jan 15, 2022
donstan18:
With Ronaldo, all your attackers are useless.
Guy, why pessi no play today grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aston Villa Vs Manchester United (2 - 2) On 15th January 2022 by Jokerman(m): 7:53pm On Jan 15, 2022
Greenwood needs to be talked to grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aston Villa Vs Manchester United (2 - 2) On 15th January 2022 by Jokerman(m): 7:51pm On Jan 15, 2022
Greenwood and unnecessary shots grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aston Villa Vs Manchester United (2 - 2) On 15th January 2022 by Jokerman(m): 7:15pm On Jan 15, 2022
Suspect33:
Watching Manchester United without Ronaldo is a waste of time... #RonaldoFanBoi grin grin
Im telling you... I ain't even watching the game... just following livescores, but Man utd must win today...
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Sudan : AFCON 2021 : 3 - 1 On 15th January 2022 by Jokerman(m): 6:17pm On Jan 15, 2022
Na this kind Sudan Pessi dey use shine for Copa America.... when he begin see Brazil, Uruguay, Chile.... e go begin hide for back of Higuain and Di Maria grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 6:12pm On Jan 15, 2022
Na this kind Sudan, Pessi dey use shine..... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:07pm On Jan 15, 2022
No striker on the bench...

Could have benched Greenwood for 2nd half and played sancho on the right wing...

Well goodluck today
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea 1 - 0 On 15th January 2022 by Jokerman(m): 4:52pm On Jan 15, 2022
jude33084:
Too much controversies back then.
What controversies bro?? Winning EPL three seasons on a row?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea 1 - 0 On 15th January 2022 by Jokerman(m): 4:50pm On Jan 15, 2022
oloyedewaris:
remove that Chelsea and add man City for this season, it becomes

Man City
Man City
Liverpool
Man city
Man City

that's 4 in last five season plus this season
I added that Chelsea because it was his first season in EPL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea 1 - 0 On 15th January 2022 by Jokerman(m): 4:48pm On Jan 15, 2022
Lefty500:
Epl fan boys have always been calling La liga that.

Whether you believe it or not, it doesn't matter. By the time Pep had spent 13 years and it's 11/13, maybe that time you will accept the reality.
Fergie that won 20 sef, no one calls it farmer's league like La liga....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea 1 - 0 On 15th January 2022 by Jokerman(m): 4:46pm On Jan 15, 2022
Lefty500:
City doesn't care, and they have been spending money before Pep came around, splashed money on Balotelli, Robinho, Adebayor, Nasri, Teves, How many league and UCL did they win, how many ucl final did they reach?

It's very painful that Pep has turned EPL to farmer's league. Last season around Dec he was in 9th or 10th Position, they called him all sort of name, he won 22 games and the league was over, now he don win am again.


City brought him to turn their expensive team to an elite team, one that can have a say in Europe and they are getting there gradually.

As of today, if we talking about UCL contenders, can we count United as part of them? And definitely you can't leave out Man city

As for United that you're talking about, what you see today is what SAF built for 26 years, imagine, just 2 ucl, so if Pep could stay that long, then Man United will be nothing beside City.


It took SAF 6 years to win his first EPL and 12 years to win ucl, and Pep only took 1 year and got to final after 5 years. And since has joined City, he has not finished the table below 3rd position.


As for the money, SAF & Man United too spent heavily.
Imagine paying as much as €46m for a defender 21years ago, imagine how much that is now, let imagine 3x that's 138m, Pep hasn't bought a player above100m.

If you look at the net spending of city and United, Mancity has justified their spending. Can we say the same for the other team?

Pep is the best when it comes to modern football.

Just enjoying his good football, it's for the body and soul.
Barca fans, always shalaying grin... na person be Zidane win UCL three times a row, e no shalaye grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea 1 - 0 On 15th January 2022 by Jokerman(m): 4:44pm On Jan 15, 2022
Angelfrost:
Pep will more than likely do it this season... He's on course!
Last season was his best bet... don't try Bayern or Madrid this year in the ucl....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea 1 - 0 On 15th January 2022 by Jokerman(m): 4:20pm On Jan 15, 2022
DownChelsea:
Sometimes I wonder how Ferguson was able to win UCL and a league like EPL in the same season.

Multiple times even. Chai!
That's why he's the GOAT of coaches for now!
Sports › Re: Who Was Better In His Prime: Didier Drogba Or Samuel Eto'o by Jokerman(m): 4:20pm On Jan 15, 2022
hekola:
your head is sick..go to the streets of africa,,go and ask about drogba I can tell you that kids in africa still know him more than Salah.. even though salah is in his peak and drogba has retired
Kanu has more influence than Salah, not talking of Drogba
Sports › Re: Who Was Better In His Prime: Didier Drogba Or Samuel Eto'o by Jokerman(m): 4:17pm On Jan 15, 2022
OJEEMAH:
Who was better does not necessarily mean who scored more goals. My comment had absolutely nothing to do with who the better player was. Salah may have scored more goals but Drogba's goals won more titles for Chelsea. I am not a Chelsea fan but i watched Drogba saved Chelsea in difficult games like their FA Cup win against Man united in 2007, Brace against Arsenal in Carling Cup final, equalizer against Bayern in 2012 UCL final and even the semis against Barcelona and so many games i can't begin to mention. Eto played for a star studded Barcelona team...... I doubt if Eto would have survived that rigid and highly economical Chelsea team that can hold a one goal lead till the end. This isn't to say Drogba was better but the guy was highly influential.
Etoo won treble with Mourinho Inter....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea 1 - 0 On 15th January 2022 by Jokerman(m): 4:14pm On Jan 15, 2022
chikason22:
They won't win it. They have two options
1: Go and win UCL title and leave EPL title.
2. Win EPL and forget about UCL.

Guardiola and his local crew members chose what give them orgasm. EPL
Only Fergie can win both EPL abd UCL at the same time, not once but twice.... not for all coaches bro... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea 1 - 0 On 15th January 2022 by Jokerman(m): 4:09pm On Jan 15, 2022
spartan117:
He said last 4 not last 5.
You count from when he joined the league.... that's how to count...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea 1 - 0 On 15th January 2022 by Jokerman(m): 4:09pm On Jan 15, 2022
FuckkME:
ur correct

But most of us start counting from the year he won the league


Which ,means if Pep wins the epl this season, it will Be 4 out of 5
No... that's not how to count.... we count from when he joined the league....
Sports › Why Do People Always Say EPL Is Not A Farmers League? by Jokerman(op): 4:08pm On Jan 15, 2022
Firstly, what do we mean by farmers league? This parlance is used to describe when a particular team dominates a league, over a number of seasons... Fir instance, a team winning the league twice or three times in a row, or over 3 out of 4, 4 our of 5 etc...

Has EPL always been a farmers league, or has the epl always been overrated? Has a team dominated the league for a number of seasons?

Let's take a look...

1. Manchester United under Sir Alex Ferguson

Manchester United has dominated the league by winning it three seasons on a row. And this it has done on 3 different occasions.


2. Chelsea under Jose Mourinho

Chelsea won the league 2 seasons on a row, breaking records with other teams playing catch up. Mourinho left the league, came back again and won the league with Chelsea


3. ManchesterCity under Pep Guardiola

Manchester City has won the league, 3 times out of a possible 5, now almost on the Verge of winning 4 out of 6. This is another dominance with a different style, and breaking records along the way... I remember we all said Pep won't be able to do it in the EPL.... Now it seems Man city has won the league before it starts.


However some can argue that, the reason why EPL is not a farmers league, is that after winning for 2 consecutive seasons, another team must come out and win to break the streak, except for Ferguson's Man utd who did 3 seasons straight.... and that other leagues, a team can do 5 seasons straight e.g Laliga Ligue1, Serie A, Eredivisie etc.... and as well we can say UCL is a farmer's league to Real Madrid


Or what constitutes the farmer league
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea 1 - 0 On 15th January 2022 by Jokerman(m): 3:49pm On Jan 15, 2022
FuckkME:
can u list the last 4 winners of the Epl? Ur answer is there
Chelsea
Man city
Man city
Liverpool
Man city

That makes Guardiola 4/6 Epl, if he wins this year EPL.... He didn't win it in his first season....

Right now, its 3/5
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea 1 - 0 On 15th January 2022 by Jokerman(m): 3:38pm On Jan 15, 2022
anungangampu:
I know when Pep came to premiership some said he is doomed to fail as he can't win the league. He just won it 4 times out of five. They said he has a costly team, Manchester United doubled that yet in 7th position.
If he wins this one this will make it 4 out of 6.... Liverpool won last season epl, in which he could have won it 3 on a roll like Fergie
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea 1 - 0 On 15th January 2022 by Jokerman(m): 3:36pm On Jan 15, 2022
No more competition in EPL.... this fools want to bring about another Ferguson era dominance.... just lazy players everywhere..... Even when Pep was dominating with his Barca until Mourinho 2nd season, hungry players played with competition that they even had 100 points against Pep's Barca in laliga.... I doubt any overrated English team can do so.... grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukraine Government Websites Hit By Cyberattack, Amid Tensions With Russia by Jokerman(m): 9:40am On Jan 15, 2022
juman:
Ukrainian leaders should be patriotic to their country.
America is their enemy.
Enemy in the sense that america is using ukraine to show power struggle with russia.
When two elephant fight, its the grass that suffer.
America VS russia, its ukrainians that suffer.

Ukraine does not need america at all.

On NATO:
NATO is extension of american dominance and control.
That is why russia against ukraine joining it.
Our EU leaders are just doing follow follow america.
EU leaders doing follow follow.. grin... maybe America has earned that right and respect.

I understand why Russia doesn't want America at its doors, but why will Russia be trying to decide for another country?? Does Ukraine and Russia have an existing treaty?

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