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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 1:19pm On Apr 21, 2020
Herbiedeen:
Imagine you own a company and one of the highest salary earners comes to work for 10 or less days out of 30 days......what would you do??
You are right Sha... But they'd need a better replacement... Hazard is not it at all... Now they see to be cr7 is not easy after making all the mouth...

Wish Madrid could get Mbappe
Nairaland General › Re: If Your Voice Is Played To You, Can You Recognize It? by Jokerman(m): 1:12pm On Apr 21, 2020
airminem:
Listening to my recorded voice sounds like a Alpha Female
lipsrsealed
What about your bedroom phone call voice lipsrsealed undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 12:47pm On Apr 21, 2020
Real Madrid wants to sell Gareth Bale .. is this a good ideahuh?
Sports › Re: David Beckham insists Messi is level above Ronaldo. by Jokerman(m): 11:20am On Apr 21, 2020
hinohsend:
When Owen won the Balon d'or, It was for Worldwide players and No, Balon d'or is the oldest and is generally regarded as the most prestigious individual award in football.
Look again bro.......

Figo won world player of the year in 2001. Owen was just the best player in Europe...

Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua Names 7 Fighters He Wants To Face Before Retirement by Jokerman(m): 9:09am On Apr 21, 2020
Biafra1stson:
Me to I want to fight this black one before I leave Nairaland grin
This kind black guy suppose fit best devil for hell fire o
Sports › Re: “I Would Rather Have Two Mbappé On My Team Than Two Neymar” by Jokerman(m): 8:15am On Apr 21, 2020
Lol... Pained man...

I no blame you though shebi na Neymar carry himself go PSG, when he could have gone to man utd or real Madrid angry... He would have been a king at real Madrid or man utd now...
Sports › Re: David Beckham insists Messi is level above Ronaldo. by Jokerman(m): 2:37am On Apr 21, 2020
eni4real:
That means Lucas Digne is greater than Eric Abidal overall since Digne won the World cup!!!

Matuidi better than Makalele grin grin


Also, Pedro is greater than Raul tongue tongue
Stop this argument Eni angry
Sports › Re: David Beckham insists Messi is level above Ronaldo. by Jokerman(m): 2:36am On Apr 21, 2020
eni4real:
You know that Henry was robbed in 2004, Beckaham was robbed in 1999..

Or is Owen the greatest player to have played in the EPL...
The Ballon d'or was won by Owen too..

And he did not have Salah's stat...

2018 Salah was better than 2001 Owen!!!

Ramos injury took the Ballon d'or away from Salah. Ramos was helping Ronaldo to win another Ballon d'or by injurimg Salah

But. Modric entered the chat...

The rest is history!!!
Ballondor wasn't the same thing as FIFA world player...

FIFA world player of the year, no one from the EPL had/has won it except Ronaldo

Ballondor then was for European best player..

2001 ballondor was Owen, FIFA world player was Figo

Stop this argument
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:16pm On Apr 20, 2020
eph12:
Is it too late?
He can't just leave Tottenham like that brother
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:07pm On Apr 20, 2020
Man... Mourinho should have waited for this Newcastle job o....

Newcastle fit buy Messi o
Sports › Re: David Beckham insists Messi is level above Ronaldo. by Jokerman(m): 9:56pm On Apr 20, 2020
light099:
Hahahaha, maybe another footballer named Cristiano is coming later in the future.
Your list is like a prediction for the future.
Lol... You want me to put someone who has never win any international trophy grin as numero uno grin... Kole werk bro cheesy
Sports › Re: David Beckham insists Messi is level above Ronaldo. by Jokerman(m): 9:48pm On Apr 20, 2020
eni4real:
Only for National team!!

Overall career, Messi is far better than him!!!


Are you saying Nani is better than Figo because of the Euro Trophy??

Maradona is just an Argentina Nani and Napoli's Mahrez grin grin grin


"Hand of Cheat" too should be included

Red card offence!!! A Fake Champion!!
Argentine di stephano grin grin grin

Well since world cup trophy is the greatest trophy in football, combined with other awards and titles...

Maradona > Messi

Maradona cannot play 4 finals and lose all grin
Sports › Re: David Beckham insists Messi is level above Ronaldo. by Jokerman(m): 9:47pm On Apr 20, 2020
light099:
Alright bro. Even local players on the street get their own diehard fans too, so it's not out of place you defend your Tapnaldo all the time. We can't all support same people. Some will support the best while others will support the less.

We've had great scorers, strikers, midfielders, wingers etc and then those who have lifted many awards and trophies in football, Ronaldo is undoubtedly a great striker and scorer and has also lifted many trophies but if we want to talk about great players, we talk about people like Thiery Henry, Ronaldinho, Messi etc. But so far Messi is still the best soccer player, another football alien might bench him tomorrow but for today he is the best.
You are a Barca fan bro... I understand.... However your sentiment can stop this list of goats...

Pele
Maradona
Delima
Zidane
Cristiano
Messi
And so on....
Sports › Re: David Beckham insists Messi is level above Ronaldo. by Jokerman(m): 8:55pm On Apr 20, 2020
Messi fans just blabbing here... See bottlessi grin

Sports › Re: David Beckham insists Messi is level above Ronaldo. by Jokerman(m): 8:54pm On Apr 20, 2020
Techiekingee:
His dribbles kwa, Nna eh..

Messi is the better player
Messi has achieved more....gracias
A laliga Champion to an European, UNL, EPL, laliga and serieA champion??

Think again bro grin
Sports › Re: David Beckham insists Messi is level above Ronaldo. by Jokerman(m): 8:50pm On Apr 20, 2020
eni4real:
CR7 has no World cup Legacy!
Don't include him..
Modric reminded us of that in 2018!

Maradona is just a Yaya Toure!!!! Drogba is Drogba anytime, national team trophy or not!!!

"Messi is light ahead of Maradona" Sergio Ramos on Messi!!!

That is coming from a World cup winner too!!!

What has Maradona won that Thomas Muller has not won?? Just tell me!!!

Does that make Thomas Muller better than Messihuh

Maradona ran away from Barcelona and joined Napoli to pull a Leicester there!!!

That will not make him good enough compared to Messi... The best ever of Ballon d'or!!!
Who cares grin
All we know

Maradona > Messi in Argentina history...

World cup
World cup golden ball
World youth golden ball
Highest assist in WC finals for Argentina grin
World cup greatest ever goal
Sports › Re: David Beckham insists Messi is level above Ronaldo. by Jokerman(m): 8:48pm On Apr 20, 2020
Techiekingee:
Mehn....d distance between u and d point is too far ....how does this sentence make sense to u??...Wu wud ask u to accept dis kind of rubbish??

Garrincha,the alleged best dribbler of all tym played alongside Pele....but es not as great as Pele
You want me to accept Messi is the greatest player because of his dribbles... Isn't it? grin
Sports › Re: David Beckham insists Messi is level above Ronaldo. by Jokerman(m): 8:42pm On Apr 20, 2020
Herbiedeen:
How does a foward scoring goals concerns a goalkeeper that is conceding
Leave eni... Just tell him until Salah manages to win ballondor in the EPL, something greats( Henry, lampard, cantona,best, Bergkamp etc) couldn't win, then his analysis is trash...

FIFA world player is the highest individual award
Sports › Re: David Beckham insists Messi is level above Ronaldo. by Jokerman(m): 8:40pm On Apr 20, 2020
Ekwulobia:
You can't claim to understand football and think anyone not even Ronaldo is better than Messi.
Check votes for Ballon d'or, most Messi votes are from coaches and captains while most Ronaldo votes are from journalist(people that doesn't know football)
Lol.. hahahahaha grin

Messi fans though grin
Sports › Re: David Beckham insists Messi is level above Ronaldo. by Jokerman(m): 8:39pm On Apr 20, 2020
Techiekingee:
Messi is not a winger grin
Forward winger... Not a traditional winger like Giggs, Beckham, Nani or early manutd Ronaldo
Sports › Re: David Beckham insists Messi is level above Ronaldo. by Jokerman(m): 8:38pm On Apr 20, 2020
Techiekingee:
Lwkmd grin grin.... watching football is different from understanding and following football o...hope u knw...alot of pple here just watch football for d fun of shouting goaaaalll... dats y dey come on Nairaland to Cap shit
Lol... You want me to accept that the best DRIBBLER in a team is always the greatest player, buh you don't want to accept okocha is greater than Kanu grin
Sports › Re: David Beckham insists Messi is level above Ronaldo. by Jokerman(m): 8:37pm On Apr 20, 2020
eni4real:
You are not a hearty Juventus fan tho!!
Stick with GGMU! cheesy
Lol... Wetin concern me with juve grin... I just want ronaldo to win UCL there and shut pple up, the same way some people want Messi to win international trophy....

But yo be honest if Argentina had won that 2014 world cup ehn.... grin.. the way some people will destroy Pele, maradona or even cr7 ehn cheesy
Sports › Re: David Beckham insists Messi is level above Ronaldo. by Jokerman(m): 8:33pm On Apr 20, 2020
eni4real:
Before n ko?
Who will make a first XI without including both?? undecided

Baresi in , Beckenbauer out (May be he will become a DMF)
Carlos out, Maldini in!!
Yes maldini... Buh I prefer Carlos.. can do more than defending especially at freekicks and shot power grin... Doesn't mean Carlos is on maldini level o... Biko grin

Wow.. Baresi o ... I totally forgot... Makelele though embarassed
Sports › Re: David Beckham insists Messi is level above Ronaldo. by Jokerman(m): 8:31pm On Apr 20, 2020
Techiekingee:
Please what's d meaning of LWF?? cheesy

And please, did u watch all of these greats play??
LWF... Left wing forward
Sports › Re: David Beckham insists Messi is level above Ronaldo. by Jokerman(m): 8:31pm On Apr 20, 2020
Techiekingee:
Please what's d meaning of LWF?? cheesy

And please, did u watch all of these greats play??
All except Beckenbauer and Maradona grin... Buh I put them according to their great exploits...

Been a man utd fan since 1999 bro... Started watching football keenly from 96, due to Nigeria Olympic dream team
Sports › Re: David Beckham insists Messi is level above Ronaldo. by Jokerman(m): 8:11pm On Apr 20, 2020
Techiekingee:
Eey God of Mercy....u want to follow a barca fan of almost 20yrs to argue Messi's position. .I can't even argue this... it's pointless grin grin

But hear this.... Messi's favoured position in childhood was the playmaker behind two strikers, known as the enganche in Argentine football, but he began his career in Spain as a left-winger or left-sided forward....e swapped positions under different managers
Messi was LWF or RWF then SS or AM

Ronaldo was RMF or LMF before transitioning into LWF or RWF or SS or ST or CF

However in my personal all time team

Buffon

Dani Alves Nesta Beckenbauer Carlos

Makelele

Zidane Maradona

Messi Delima CR7

I put both of them as forward
Sports › Re: David Beckham insists Messi is level above Ronaldo. by Jokerman(m): 8:04pm On Apr 20, 2020
light099:
Lets forget about Messi argument for now. I'm here for this Tapnaldo fan. Lol.
Lol...your fellow bottlelona fan is giving you truths, you are running grin grin
Sports › Re: David Beckham insists Messi is level above Ronaldo. by Jokerman(m): 8:03pm On Apr 20, 2020
light099:
Agreed. That's what we've been saying since. Ronaldo is a great scorer, Messi is a great player.
Bro Ronaldo is also a great player... His acheivements on the field isn't easy... Stop being a hater grin
Sports › Re: David Beckham insists Messi is level above Ronaldo. by Jokerman(m): 8:02pm On Apr 20, 2020
eni4real:
But Cristiano was winning the UCL top scorer before Bale joined...
Just that no UCL Trophies to show after 4 seasons!!!

Bale and other players bought by Perez improved everything tongue

No more habitual semi final elimination!!!

Perez did Cristiano well!!! grin
Lol... We are winning UCL with Juve very soon..your eyes will clear... We will win it with matuidi, bentacur, bernadeshi, emre can tongue.. don't worry

But just to ask, when will Barcelona play another UCL final na grin... Are you waiting for new Xavi or new Iniesta, since Neymar aint coming... I'm tired of calling you guys bottlelona grin grin
Sports › Re: David Beckham insists Messi is level above Ronaldo. by Jokerman(m): 7:59pm On Apr 20, 2020
Techiekingee:
Messi is a ball boy
Lol... Messi is not a winger bro.. you wan start again grin..

Messi started as an inside forward, behind the striker... (Ss)

Ronaldo started and his natural position is 7(RM)
Sports › Re: David Beckham insists Messi is level above Ronaldo. by Jokerman(m): 7:51pm On Apr 20, 2020
eni4real:
Salah ?? No EPL??
Which team is targeting 100 point season until Coronavirus strike!!!

Salah has won the EPL already... Liverpool and Salah turned EPL to a Farmer's League!!!

Cristiano didn't even win Back to Back Golden boot!!

Only Henry, Shearer and Salah have done that presumably...
We are talking of individual best season bro... Not sum total in the EPL... Stop digressing grin
Sports › Re: David Beckham insists Messi is level above Ronaldo. by Jokerman(m): 7:49pm On Apr 20, 2020
eni4real:
You remind me of Lewandowski vs Real Madrid!!!

4 solid goals tongue
Is that not 2013??

Madrid before Bale: 0 UCL since Cristiano joined Madrid

Madrid after Bale: 4UCL in 5 Seasons undecided
So Bale won the best player or top scorer or best midfilder or best forward or UCL top asisters those UCL winning years??

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