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Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 4:13pm On Apr 28, 2020
Fucsheetup:
What do you think is responsible for light on Earth?
God himself.

He created light.

The Sun is the source of all light, which was created by God... Or how was the sun formed?
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 4:10pm On Apr 28, 2020
Kimbrielle:
Story. cheesy cheesy There is nothing factual or truthful.about that book that it's books were cherry picked to make it whole

There is no fact backing biblical beliefs the only evidence is the bible itself that has been over and redited years back
Lol...the whole world agrees the Bible to be the best book of all time including scientists with all their hypothesis and theories... Still humans still abide by words out of the same Bible.

Also there are proofs of people who actually lived on this Earth some years ago from the Bible..

Moreover let me not finish you with the words of Jesus which have been coming to pass everyday grin
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 4:06pm On Apr 28, 2020
beejaay:
Wow... I don die..are you this ignorant to. Ask where was light just 100million years agohuh Ignorance is really a disease....

As a pointer to free education Google the formation of stars and planet and mayb you won't disgrace yourself again����
God created the stars and everything.... Even the lying Cretaceous era scientists acknowledge there was no light 100 millions of years ago just an oceans of waters everywhere...
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 4:03pm On Apr 28, 2020
Kimbrielle:
Nor be oyinbo man give you bible wey 40 men write sad
The Bible has proven to be true in every ramification
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 4:01pm On Apr 28, 2020
Bing bang theorists and evolutionists though... Hahahahahaha grin grin grin grin

Everyday the devil comes up with new lies and tricks

Who actually in his right senses will believe all this Cretaceous era lying shit spewed by scientists all the time that refuse to acknowledge God?

How is it possible for a well design creature like man to just appear on the scene due to a large explosion??

Isnt it the same design of man, scientists and Engineers used to design a lot of engines (computers, automobile etc) ?

Clowns...
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 3:46pm On Apr 28, 2020
ValCon888:
These animals were the real bad guys back in the day. Man was just a tasty snack like bush rat and life was like living in a nightmare.

Back then, a 40yr old man was considered a very old man because the mortality rate was so high.

If not for the Chicxulub Event, human beings (Homo Sapiens) would not be the Apex predator that they are today.
Stop these lies. Stop deceiving people??

Where was light to support growth of man??
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 3:45pm On Apr 28, 2020
100 millions of years ago... Lies..

When there was no light??

How did they see?

How did plants grow 100 millions of years ago when there was no light to cause photosynthesis lipsrsealed (this is because some dinos were herbivores)

Oyinbo man, suffery dey lie..

I believe the Bible
Sports › Re: Messi Does Not Deserve Argentina Criticism- Aguero by Jokerman(op): 3:41pm On Apr 28, 2020
Sports › Re: BREAKING NEWS: French League 1 Season Cancelled by Jokerman(m): 3:41pm On Apr 28, 2020
The league was postponed to September grin.. Awon farmers league grin

Liverpool will still win their league noni
Health › Re: How Will Social Distancing Work In A Danfo Bus Or BRT? by Jokerman(m): 2:57pm On Apr 28, 2020
HisCutestDamsel:
Lmaooooo grin
IyanuOluwasele undecided
Career › Re: My Journey Into Yahoo Plus, How It All Started In Details by Jokerman(m): 2:34pm On Apr 28, 2020
You gotta do restitution.

Pay back if not all, some, you stole
Politics › Re: So You Guys Have Finally Agreed That Rivers State Is An Igbo State. by Jokerman(m): 2:05pm On Apr 28, 2020
You should know igbos are one of the main tribes in Nigeria... Anything after Edo state,nor probably after Ondo state, is Igbo generally speaking. ......
Sports › Re: Messi Does Not Deserve Argentina Criticism- Aguero by Jokerman(op): 1:37pm On Apr 28, 2020
For those blaming Higuain grin

Politics › Re: Where Is Fashola? by Jokerman(m): 10:55am On Apr 28, 2020
sapele914:
Hatred analogy, Hypocrite, as if you give a ****, son of a ******. Go and ask Jonathan about the quacks( pdp supporters) Tunde Ayeni, Funke Osibodu, & Co, he sold our electricity commonwealth to, Stupid clueless so called ex President, signing an agreement that prejudice the Nigerian People, now you are expecting a Miracle from Fashola, Buhari, whosoever that lived in Lagos from 2007-2015, knows Fashola is a beast when it comes to intellectual & social development, a renowned Senior Advocate of Nigeria, since he was 40 years of age, Mr Man go and find some where and relax, Ipob Zombie.
Ode. Jonathan >>>>> 100 Buhari
Romance › Re: Can A Guy Accommodate A Girl For Three Months Without Touching Her? by Jokerman(m): 10:09am On Apr 28, 2020
Nope.

Flee like Joseph did. Your body would betray you
Politics › Re: Who Will Vote For Obi/igbo In 2023 by Jokerman(m): 9:59am On Apr 28, 2020
flokii:
1. Asiwaju Bola Tinubu (Jagaban of Africa and master planner, a past Senator and Governor of Lagos State, nemesis of Goodluck Jonathan)

2. Professor Yemi Osinbajo (the Current Vice-President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, best and most active VP in history)

3. Kayode Fayemi (Current Governor and a one time past Governor of Ekiti State and Chairman, Nigeria Governors Forum)

4. Adewunmi Adeshina (President of the African Development Bank)

5. Babatunde Fashola (SAN the law and past Governor of Lagos State)

You need more??
Only Prof, Adewunmi and Fashola are the worthy ones you listed here... Tinubu is another Atiku, so no way
Politics › Re: Who Will Vote For Obi/igbo In 2023 by Jokerman(m): 9:58am On Apr 28, 2020
I wish I could get a candidacy of Peter Obi and Raji Fashola
Health › Re: 70% Of Medical Doctors In Kano Have Absconded - Analyst Reveals by Jokerman(m): 8:59am On Apr 28, 2020
Daboomb:
Fools abound!
Struggle for comment, you say? grin grin
What has having such brothers got to do with relaxing on Nairaland, during a lockdown?
Some of you these nitwits sef. grin grin

Either it is the Hunger or Cabin-fever that is making you mentally unstable, either way, l pity your situation
Demdem.... grin.. how far out amaechi's connect?
Health › Re: 70% Of Medical Doctors In Kano Have Absconded - Analyst Reveals by Jokerman(m): 8:56am On Apr 28, 2020
JBArokonkwo1:
Two things,either u are a johesu bastard or an ignorant bastard with cheap data......either way u are still a bastard!
Lol... Which kind vituperation be this na grin... Shey Johesu no follow dey work for covik 1-9 cases too ni grin
Health › Re: How Will Social Distancing Work In A Danfo Bus Or BRT? by Jokerman(m): 8:45am On Apr 28, 2020
As for I and my family, we won't be going more than trekkable or keke-able distances...

Mi o le wa ku...God will help us

I just need schools and churches to resume
Sports › Re: Messi Does Not Deserve Argentina Criticism- Aguero by Jokerman(op): 7:42am On Apr 28, 2020
angelEmade:
get a life bro and stop living off people's misfortunes. You are just like a pest. When guys come here to show their foolishness it just makes me squirm! I wonder if your entirely family could be as successful as he is.
The only reason i started seeing football games was my cousin and the way this Messi plays. I love the other footballers especially the cute ones...but i dont hate on any of them. Loving messi's style of play doesnt make me hate Ronaldo, Messi is just my choice but i will never go around criticizing the other.
Go to the kitchen and cook!
Sports › Re: Messi Does Not Deserve Argentina Criticism- Aguero by Jokerman(op): 7:20am On Apr 28, 2020
Aguero needs to understand the following reasons why we criticize Messi

1. His fans blame Higuain because he missed 2 chances at a final, but never blame Messi for missing his, forgetting if was Higuain goal that took them to the final against Belgium

2. He has appeared in 4 major finals and lost all, and then he's compensated with sympathy golden ball grin. We know Messi cannot blame 4 finals with Barcelona and lose all. This is a bad record

3. His fans said he's god of football, and we know gods don't fail consistently i.e Zeus, Ra, Superman, Apollo, etc

4. To be a goat, you must be able to replicate your success else especially both club and country i.e Pele (Santos and Brazil), Maradona (Napoli and Argentina), Zidane (Juventus and France), R9 (Inter and Brazil), Cr7 (Man utd and Portugal) ....
Sports › Messi Does Not Deserve Argentina Criticism- Aguero by Jokerman(op): 7:13am On Apr 28, 2020
The Manchester City forward leapt to the defence of his international team-mate

Sergio Aguero says that he does not understand criticism directed at Lionel Messi for Argentina, insisting the superstar is the "first to suffer " and continues to make himself available for the national team despite all the negativity surrounding his international career.

Messi has won everything on offer during his time as a Barcelona player, as the forward has won the Champions League, La Liga, UEFA Super Cup, Club World Cup, Copa del Rey and Supercopa de Espana while emerging as one of the game's most decorated stars on the club level.

However, the six-time Ballon d'Or winner is yet to taste senior success in an Argentina jersey following a runners-up finish at the 2014 World Cup, having also reached back-to-back Copa America finals in 2015 and 2016, with Messi missing a crucial penalty in a shootout loss to Chile in the latter finale.

Messi excluded himself from international selection after Argentina's last-16 exit to France at the 2018 World Cup, before returning and helping the country to the Copa America semi-final last year.

The 32-year-old continues to be criticised for his Argentina performances but countryman Aguero defended his team-mate by praising Messi's commitment to the group.

"I do not understand those who criticise him in the national team," Aguero told TyC Sports. "He is the first to suffer and continues to come."

https://www.goal.com/en/news/he-is-the-first-to-suffer-aguero-defends-messi-amid/qtf89wf1a49g1asg1c383mcq7?fbclid=IwAR1xdfTPgSKfOtpaWKd5oHDOeqYhRHo4a0DY6O5Fq3Ro3sIq9IEO_vTiDwE

Sports › Re: 4 Nigerian Footballers Who Never Reached Their Full Potentials by Jokerman(m): 7:08am On Apr 28, 2020
Wilson Oruma
Bartholomew Ogbeche
Christianity Etc › Re: Anyone Who Attends Pentecostal Churches After The Lockdown Is A Fool by Jokerman(m): 10:22pm On Apr 27, 2020
What shall stop me from the love of Christhuh?
Politics › Re: Buhari To Gradually Ease Lockdown In Lagos, FCT And Ogun From 4th May by Jokerman(m): 8:45pm On Apr 27, 2020
No schools
No churches
No mosques
No weddings
No parties

No factory work
No airport work yet
Politics › Re: COVID-19 Lockdown: President Buhari Addresses The Nation (Live Updates) by Jokerman(m): 8:10pm On Apr 27, 2020
So no weddings no party, no social gatherings, no schools and most importantly no church yet... Na wa
Politics › Re: COVID-19 Lockdown: President Buhari Addresses The Nation (Live Updates) by Jokerman(m): 8:05pm On Apr 27, 2020
Baba bubu Sai baba grin
Politics › Re: Let My Father Rest In Peace, Abba Kyari’s Daughter Tells Critics by Jokerman(m): 8:02pm On Apr 27, 2020
Only people who died in Christ Jesus can actually rest in peace to be honest ...

I.hope he did
Sports › Re: Messi Beats Ronaldo As Greatest Player Of Last 25 Years Based On This by Jokerman(m): 5:38pm On Apr 27, 2020
Numerouno94:
Jokerman counter me wit real starts not dis jargons.
See Suarez bro

Christianity Etc › Re: See What WITCHES And WIZARDS Are Doing. by Jokerman(m): 3:58pm On Apr 27, 2020
zionmde:
this one don kolo oooo
Lol... Na so OtemAtom be o grin.... Psycho
Sports › Re: Messi Beats Ronaldo As Greatest Player Of Last 25 Years Based On This by Jokerman(m): 1:52pm On Apr 27, 2020
Numerouno94:
Dnt u guys get tired of dis clinche.? Its stale already.

Hw is messi a woeful player for his country?
Argentine's highest goal scorer of all tym,Argentine's highest assist of all tym,player of d tournament in all d competition he has played in wit Argentina,highest most chances created,highest shot on target... pls wats ur definition of a woeful player?
His Harrycane a woeful player cos he hasn't won any cup wit Tottenham?

Penaldo fans hatred for Messi is second to non..6fifa balon d'or. Deal wit dat.
Liar... grin

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