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Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin And Trump Vs The New World Order: The Final Battle by Jokerman(m): 1:07pm On Apr 27, 2020
Mel Gibson's quote

Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin And Trump Vs The New World Order: The Final Battle by Jokerman(m): 1:06pm On Apr 27, 2020
Someone said see how Madonna looks without adrenochrome and drinking of children blood .. lol...

Why does she have masculine hands and jaws angry

Foreign Affairs › Re: President Trump Celebrates Wife As She Turns 50 by Jokerman(m): 12:31pm On Apr 27, 2020
Happy birthday to the wife of one of the greatest American president of all time

More grace to you and your husband
Politics › Re: Buhari Will Name ‘warri Rail Station’ After Goodluck Jonathan – Amaechi by Jokerman(m): 12:29pm On Apr 27, 2020
Lol.

But I thought Jonathan never did anything?
Education › Re: Lagos Bars Private Schools From Online Teaching by Jokerman(m): 12:18pm On Apr 27, 2020
Nigeria is a country that likes putting the cart before the horse

People never chop, you are talking of online teaching?? Lol.... This is the time children need to learn other vocational stuffs i.e cooking, painting etc...

Most of these greedy private school owners will allow govt to start putting eye on them now...

Why not upload materials or videos on the school's Facebook page or website and instruct parents or students to download...

Lol.. so I go use my 1gb take listen to online teaching when I can download mechanical engineering design videos and simulations on YouTube??

Ok o
Christianity Etc › Re: Is God A Homosexual? by Jokerman(m): 9:36am On Apr 27, 2020
geoworldedu:
My brother in the Lord I am not blaspheming. These are the kinds of questions God wants us to be asking about him. Like the Berean Christians, we are supposed to investigate every spiritual matter. Don't you think there is a reason why it is only males composing the Godhead?
Here what the Lord Jesus Christ said....

Luke 20:34-36: "And Jesus answering said unto them, The children of this world marry, and are given in marriage:
But they which shall be accounted worthy to obtain that world, and the resurrection from the dead, neither marry, nor are given in marriage:
Neither can they die any more: for they are equal unto the angels; and are the children of God, being the children of the resurrection".

Mark 12:24-25 And Jesus answering said unto them, Do ye not therefore err, because ye know not the scriptures, neither the power of God?
For when they shall rise from the dead, they neither marry, nor are given in marriage; but are as the ANGELS which are in heaven.

These scriptures and verses tell you that there's n marriage in heaven and everyone there are like angels... This proves to us that there's no sex or homosexuality there...

So please stop the blasphemy. You've heard from the Lord Himself
Christianity Etc › Re: Is God A Homosexual? by Jokerman(m): 9:05am On Apr 27, 2020
geoworldedu:
God is my friend. I can pull at his beards and his dicck like a friend indeed. I am not blaspheming God, just stating the obvious.
Bro. I know you are being deceived which would lead you to damnation. However there's hope before you leave this accursed world, the Lord Jesus Christ who has overcome all things in heaven, in earth and beneath the Earth.. let him reveal himself to you, and you'd be the one preaching the good news everywhere you find yourself

Please bro stop blaspheming. Remember you haven't seen or studied more than men like Newton, Einstein, and other great men
Christianity Etc › Re: Is God A Homosexual? by Jokerman(m): 8:58am On Apr 27, 2020
This guy I have been seeing your idolatrous and blasphemous posts on this site for a while.

You better give yourself brain and stop all these. God is not you mate.

Stop it
Politics › Re: Ondo Rejects Expired Palliative Rice From FG by Jokerman(m): 8:40am On Apr 27, 2020
Honestly is this FG actually ok?

No one fears God anymore... What the hell is this expired rice stuff?
Christianity Etc › Re: Yes! There Is A Place Called Hell! by Jokerman(m): 8:33am On Apr 27, 2020
Sports › Re: Ndidi Voted Leicester’s EPL Most Valuable Player This Season by Jokerman(m): 7:35am On Apr 27, 2020
He deserves it.

This guy suppose dey man utd
Politics › Re: Senator T.A Orji To Distribute 300 Bags Of Beans, 1240 Cartons Of Noddles (Photo by Jokerman(m): 8:05pm On Apr 26, 2020
Ochendu global grin

One of the cursed governors of Abia state, same category with lucky igbinedion and yahaya bello grin
Politics › Re: Anioma And Igbo Trends On Twitter by Jokerman(m): 6:05pm On Apr 26, 2020
JasonJidenna:
Well, I am an Anioma boy, Issele-Uku to be precise and I can tell you that I am from the South South.
Aniocha people are SE speaking
Politics › Is This The Governor Forum Lockdown Timetable by Jokerman(op): 4:33pm On Apr 26, 2020
What y'all think....

Monthly workers are still affected though...

Health › Re: COVID-19: Lockdown Or No Lockdown - Which Side Are You? by Jokerman(m): 3:18pm On Apr 26, 2020
No lockdown

Everyone follow safety guidelines
Family › Re: Have You Ever Lost A Dear One That Makes You Cry Till Now? by Jokerman(m): 2:58pm On Apr 26, 2020
Offpoint:
What good does the reminisce does to the death or the living?

If anyone wants to give a ratass about me, should do it when I'm still breathing and not when I'm gone beyonder.
Then do the right thing while alive.
Love your neighbor as yourself
Be kind
Be decisive and strong
Lastly, receive Jesus Christ as Lord and personal saviour...

With all these traits, people will always remember you when you are gone, but less when you are alive anyway angry
Family › Re: Have You Ever Lost A Dear One That Makes You Cry Till Now? by Jokerman(m): 2:46pm On Apr 26, 2020
Offpoint:
Humans are pathetic, see all of them typing nonsense.

Most of them never valued the so called Dear ones they're pouring out crocodile tears for on keyboard.
Comment offpoint bro....

This is a thread for reminiscing... There's nothing like not seeing someone whom you love or devalue forever again... There's nothing like this..nothing... Nothing embarassed
Sports › Re: List Of 30 Greatest Pro Wrestlers Of Alll-time by Jokerman(m): 2:23pm On Apr 26, 2020
Undertaker deserves a higher number

Brain strowman
Razor Ramon
Chyna
Batista
Hardy boys

Hope Rey Mysterio is there though.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Does Islam Always Get A Special Pass? The Hypocrisy!! by Jokerman(m): 1:26pm On Apr 26, 2020
You should understand that the devil fights only the Christians especially to weaken their faith and fall by the way side...

When the devil has already trapped you, he doesn't attack you again except the redeemed and the chosen ones of God (Believers in Jesus)

So let not your heart be troubled. Most important thing is to always prepare yourself
Sports › Re: Football Records That Can Hardly Be Broken by Jokerman(m): 1:16pm On Apr 26, 2020
Numerouno94:
Ronaldo not scoring a free kick goal for almost 3yrs.

Ronaldo being d worst free kick taker in seria a history wit ova 40 free kicks nd scoring non.

Ronaldo unable to dribble an opponent for 3yrs running. Failing on each occasion.

Messi winning 6 fifa balon di 'or....Not even Ronaldo can achieve dat..

Lemme pause here.
Freekick against Spain. Still the current player with highest number of freekick goals

Dribble against Switzerland at the 2019 UNL culminating in his 3rd goal of the day

When we win UCL with Juve this season, ballondor is ours
Family › Re: Have You Ever Lost A Dear One That Makes You Cry Till Now? by Jokerman(m): 12:17pm On Apr 26, 2020
Pwhitelaw:
I called my dad on the 24th of december to send him his monthly stipend but he said he does not really need the money now.He started praying for me and my siblings.I sent the money to his account because it was meant for him.The next morning on of his tenant called to say my dad is dead....I hope my heart can healed completely because he is so caring and loving.
Jesus!!! He had seen it. Thank God he prayed for you....
Family › Re: Have You Ever Lost A Dear One That Makes You Cry Till Now? by Jokerman(m): 11:56am On Apr 26, 2020
Aplaudez:
Nothing is irreplaceable, even nobody, lost my dad 2003, since then I've been the ones fending for my siblings, mum remarried and relocate to meet her hubby, I had to pause school after my diploma cause my imidate was in second year in the uni, all bills on me, to the glory of God he's now serving, we're living better life, now I've commenced my HND!
May the almighty God continue to strengthen and increase and fortify you Sir. You are blessed!!!
Family › Re: Have You Ever Lost A Dear One That Makes You Cry Till Now? by Jokerman(m):
My Dad

Was with him all through. Rode his corpse to the mortuary around 2am when he peacefully went to be with the Lord.

That event made me a better child of God

I remember telling my mom to go home that Dad was resting even when he had given up the ghost. I couldn't cry because she's figure it out, a church brother (God bless him) drove her home to go and prepare clothes for my dad while I was preparing to ride the corpse to the mortuary.. my God!! The strength of God!! The strength of God!

However pained I still am, I'm comforted he's in a better place as 3 days later in the dream he was waiting for me at the front of our house telling me he's resurrected and has seen his wife and siblings... Sometimes we talk in the dream

His wake keep brought about 500 well wishers.

I miss him
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Private School Teachers How Have You Been Coping Through This Period? by Jokerman(m): 11:12am On Apr 26, 2020
EmmySparky:
yup the man makes cool cash...millions termly...that's y I am so pissed...this little hiccup shouldn't be on us teachers fully...the school gots high standards to start acting like growing roadside schools in terms of payment...no offence to them...
Yep you are right on this one. He should be able to pay up
Christianity Etc › Re: Coronavirus Will Be Crushed In One Minute If Churches Reopen And People Return T by Jokerman(m): 10:39am On Apr 26, 2020
Karemarealty288:
Shutup your dirty mouth....sheepie
I learnt you know more than God that does the miracles abi?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kim Yo-Jong, Jong-Un's Sister To Lead North Korea If He Dies by Jokerman(m): 10:38am On Apr 26, 2020
This one no go fit get husband... Too much power given to women...

CIA will see chance to penetrate if the brother dies grin
Sports › Re: Football Records That Can Hardly Be Broken by Jokerman(m): 10:33am On Apr 26, 2020
cfree14:
Ronaldo fan spotted. Its like you're looking for trouble from the opposite side
Lol... It's not about Ronaldo fan. It's about hard to break records
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Churches Have Been Exposed By Coronavirus. by Jokerman(m): 10:25am On Apr 26, 2020
I pity all these people saying nonsense against men of God.

Be guided!!
Sports › Re: Football Records That Can Hardly Be Broken by Jokerman(m): 10:22am On Apr 26, 2020
- Win the player of the season in 3 top tier leagues... Ronaldo

- Score a freekick goal from 40 yards- Ronaldo against Arsenal

But how can Kanu play 6 nations cup and not score grin grin
Sports › Re: Football Records That Can Hardly Be Broken by Jokerman(m): 10:14am On Apr 26, 2020
Pessi playing 5 national team finals and losing all, then blaming Higuain, blaming Brazil and calling commebol corruption not neglecting our penalty ball still in mars grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Coronavirus Will Be Crushed In One Minute If Churches Reopen And People Return T by Jokerman(m): 10:00am On Apr 26, 2020
Karemarealty288:
Don't mind the retard that sold Apron to his members and brainwashed them into believing it's bullet proof vest.
Don't be dumb. There are testimonies as to what God has done through the apron..

Why don't you people understand God sef?

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