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Sports › Re: Thierry Henry Has Been Named As The Premier League's Greatest Ever Player by Jokerman(m): 11:09am On Apr 19, 2020
Igbosmoker:
no one considered him the greatest Manchester United player except his fan girls..

Only his fanboys also consider him the greatest Madrid player.

Messi is not only Barcelona greatest player but also la Liga greatest player.

La Liga top scorer
Most assits provided
Most trophies won
Most dribbles
Most hatricks
Most golden picchi

Most everything a player can dream of..
What the Bleep is most dribbles... grin you Messi fans ehn grin

Real Madrid legend

All time Madrid top scorer
All time Madrid assister (laliga and UCL)
Laliga top scorer (2nd)
Laliga top assister (3rd)
Laliga most headed goals grin
Laliga most hattricks in a season grin

Now the biggest ... UCL grin

Igbo... Don't let me finish you here grin grin grin grin grin
Sports › Re: Thierry Henry Has Been Named As The Premier League's Greatest Ever Player by Jokerman(m): 9:47am On Apr 19, 2020
Igbosmoker:
mumu grin

Penaldo isn't considered the best in any club or league he has played in
Lol...man utd, real Madrid, EPL, laliga, Portugal grin

Pessi is only considered best in uefalona
Christianity Etc › Re: The Truth About The Judgement Day You Should Know As A Christian by Jokerman(m): 9:10am On Apr 19, 2020
Alexaonfleek:
So are you trying to say that people who believe in God and Jesus Christ but have done terrible things will go to heaven?

People who have cheated others of their rights
People who have killed
etc

Op I'm not understanding your post.
The blood of Jesus will wipe away those sins, but they will still suffer the rewards of their sins on Earth
Christianity Etc › Re: The Truth About The Judgement Day You Should Know As A Christian by Jokerman(m): 9:09am On Apr 19, 2020
Xucxex1997:
The bible says after death comes judgment but the same bible says that when the messiah come the dead will rise from their graves and they all be judge

Pls explain this to me
Once you die without repenting of your sins and become converted (born again) in Jesus's name, the person is already judged... But since God is a just God, everyone who ever lived with be made to give account of their lives on Earth, at the great white throne judgment seat of God
Christianity Etc › Re: Nobody Goes To Heaven Or Hell When They Die by Jokerman(m): 8:39am On Apr 19, 2020
Hell is not the same as lake of fire... Remember even on judgment day, hell would give up its dead......

After death, comes judgement. So even at the resting place, if you are deemed not be right with God through the Lord Jesus Christ, the person is already condemned. This is why at the rapture, the saints resting in Jesus Christ will rise first...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m):
Kameni

Maicon Tah Ferdinand badsturber

Mikel Obi

Guti De la Pèná

Ljunberg Shevchenko Arda Turan
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m):
Julio Ceasar

Trent Ramos Toure Heinze

Van Bommel

Lampard Totti

Olíc Tevez Mbappe
Politics › Re: Goodluck Ebele Jonathan:the Most Foolish Politician In Nigeria by Jokerman(m): 1:23am On Apr 19, 2020
ddippset:
Nigerians and their tortoise mentality.

Gej was so good yet a lot of graduates died after 100,000 of them went struggling for 100 slots of immigration jobs.

Jonathan was a messiah yet 80 percent of Nigerians were living below the poverty line.

Nigerians are now blaming Buhari alone for their sufferings for the last 30 years!
The same way Jonathan, obasanjo, yaradua were blamed for the sufferings since 1960... Do blaming Buhari isn't new....
Politics › Re: Goodluck Ebele Jonathan:the Most Foolish Politician In Nigeria by Jokerman(m): 1:18am On Apr 19, 2020
asanwafo:
He is not a tormentor. He is only striving to address plethora of ills in our country. Anyone who hate PMB is either corrupt or a beneficiary of corruption and PMB has constituted a thorn on their smooth operation
Why do you people like saying foolish things??
Sports › Re: Thierry Henry Has Been Named As The Premier League's Greatest Ever Player by Jokerman(m): 11:09pm On Apr 18, 2020
Herbiedeen:
Epl Top Goalscorer is now in the name of Salah
Fifa Best Player is not for his exploit in Epl alone

so say something else
Lol... So whose exploit of winning FIFA best player then.. lol cheesy
Travel › Re: Original Hand-drawn Plan Of NewYork Statue Of Liberty From 150-Years-Ago by Jokerman(m): 10:19pm On Apr 18, 2020
Wow... See Engineering designs without Engineering softwares.. grin

Knowledge has really improved as these designs can be done in 30mins to 1hr

Engineering ingenuity....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 10:08pm On Apr 18, 2020
Ibukzy:
kk
You again grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Lesbo-ville: The Meet Up Place For Lesbians by Jokerman(m): 9:57pm On Apr 18, 2020
Jane978:
If u are a mature woman and not a lesbians but want to feel how it feels ,pm ,am not one but want to try it
Stop watching porn
Romance › Re: Why Can't Women Have 2 Husbands by Jokerman(m): 9:50pm On Apr 18, 2020
Kid
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:45pm On Apr 18, 2020
Neimar:
Lame excuse grin
Lol... But it's the truth bro grin
Sports › Re: Thierry Henry Has Been Named As The Premier League's Greatest Ever Player by Jokerman(m): 9:43pm On Apr 18, 2020
Herbiedeen:
Which Legacy did Ronaldo set in Man Utd (mind you, strictly EPL oo)
Breaking the EPL goal scoring chart
Winning the ballondor and FIFA best player award for any player from the EPL
Being the first player to win the PFA award consecutively twice
Sports › Re: Thierry Henry Has Been Named As The Premier League's Greatest Ever Player by Jokerman(m): 8:52pm On Apr 18, 2020
ThierryJay:
I have affinity for French elegance and flair. Hence my attraction to Henry and Zidane. smiley

Your submission about CR7 in the EPL is not completely true. If he had stayed longer in the EPL say up till 2011/2012, he would definitely be the EPL's greatest player. But as it is, he cannot lay claim to that crown.

I agree with you that Lampard should probably be rated higher than Giggs overall. However, I think the pundits just wanted to honour Giggs for his longevity and trophy collection. I don't think he ever had any personal outstanding season (think of Henry 2004, CR7 2008, Suarez 2014, Bale 2012, Salah 2018, Hazard 2015, Bergkamp 1998) and to me he was not at operating at the level of these players. Even Beckham had a better impactful season in 1999 and 2001 than Giggs.

I don't understand your last comment about Messi and Maradona.
Messi fans normally say he's better than Maradona because he has more individual titles and awards than Maradona.... Not thinking of Maradona's legacy for Argentina of even Napoli... That was my argument for Ronaldo over Henry... embarassed tongue
Foreign Affairs › Re: WWI Soldier's Room Has Not Been Touched Since He Died In 1918(pics) by Jokerman(m): 8:44pm On Apr 18, 2020
Wow... See people who have value and understand what history means. embarassed embarassed
Politics › Re: What Will Abba Kyari Be Remembered For? by Jokerman(m): 8:41pm On Apr 18, 2020
Caging Prof Yemi Osibanjo... As if he's on Osibanjo's level
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:40pm On Apr 18, 2020
haymekus:
Lee maoooo
Lol.... Yet..

Ronaldo has more career freekicks
Ronaldo is still the highest freekick scorer in UCL history

Seems Messi is just catching up grin
Sports › Re: Thierry Henry Has Been Named As The Premier League's Greatest Ever Player by Jokerman(m): 7:49pm On Apr 18, 2020
ThierryJay:
Where is the lie? I do my due diligence properly unlike you. When I said Henry is a multiple player of the year award winner, does multiple not mean more than one? Is winning it twice not multiple? Or English has changed in meaning?

And for your information, It was the PFA Player of the year award that Henry won twice. He also won the Football Writers Association player of the year award THREE times: 2003, 2004 & 2006. That's a total of five player of the year awards. Is that not multiple?? Did CR7 match that? No. If we were to go by your logic, why are you not putting Vidic up for top five best EPL player since he also won 2 PFA awards?

I have a feeling that you just go around to Google to dig up statistics and form opinions based on your hurried findings without having lived through the actual era of watching the players in question. You can't make up for lost time this way. Your judgements and conclusions will be obviously flawed and this shows.

There is a reason Samuel Eto'o is widely regarded as the greatest African player ahead of George Weah. Go Figure.
Lol... Bro Thierry (your name shows you are a fan of Igwe grin)....

Bro I have started watching football fully since 1996. Starting supporting Manchester United by 1999.

I know how Igwe tormented us grin... However bro, you know my submissions are true about cr7, Lampard and Igwe grin

Igwe is a legend, we know cheesy.. no fear bro, his legacy lives in the EPL grin

However hope you know why you guys put Messi and Maradona on the same level?? grin cheesy
Sports › Re: Thierry Henry Has Been Named As The Premier League's Greatest Ever Player by Jokerman(m): 7:44pm On Apr 18, 2020
Herbiedeen:
Oga, we're talking about Epl here and Giggs is and will always be ahead of Lampard in the pecking order

and i think you're aware of the Epl Hall Of Fame Honour that they're gonna be awarding starting this year.....do you know the top 2 players pundits and fans are tipping to get the inaugural award??

ALAN SHEARER and RYAN GIGGS

I think that settles it
So Giggs, Shearer etc is greater than Henry then.. ok grin...

To be honest though, it's just number of trophies that's carrying Giggs. On a personal level, Beckham > Giggs
Sports › Re: Top 40 Greatest Footballers Of All Time by Jokerman(m): 7:42pm On Apr 18, 2020
Masonkaycares:
so you regard Sergio and Andres in the same limelight as Jesse lingard? You have a problem
How bro... Lingard kehuh grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Lingard is better than Thiago Alcantara grin
Sports › Re: Thierry Henry Has Been Named As The Premier League's Greatest Ever Player by Jokerman(m): 5:45pm On Apr 18, 2020
Herbiedeen:
Do you know Makelele??
Kante Didn't rise to fame in chelsea oh??

infact, ur mata don tire son of zeus
With Leicester?? I said Fabregas Chelsea was greater than kante EPL history jare...

Makelele of Madrid or makelele of Chelsea angry

Mind you Fabregas never played DM cheesy...
Sports › Re: Thierry Henry Has Been Named As The Premier League's Greatest Ever Player by Jokerman(m): 5:44pm On Apr 18, 2020
Herbiedeen:
Subtract Lampard's No. of Epl from Giggs own, how many remain??
and mind you, Giggs is the all time assist leader and also most appearance in Epl....

So what's your point??
Bro... I'm a man utd fan... Giggs was great... Lampard was greater... In any world team, Giggs had no position, but Lampard had been. Giggs played for 20 years or so, and won only 1 player of the year award... Or doesn't Giggs have more titles than Henry? Why place Henry over Giggs then??

Honestly if this list is done right, considering how the player lifted his team both domestically and in Europe in the EPL.. then the correct list(both collective and individual awards), should be

1. Cristiano
a.won EPL and UCL
b. Won player of the year 2ce consecutively
c. Won EPL golden boot, European golden boot and UCL top scorer
d. Won ballondor, uefa best player and forward, and FIFA best player

2. Frank Lampard
a. Won EPL and UCL and Europa
b. Won PFA player of the year
c. Was assists leader 4 times in the premier league
d. Uefa midfielder of the year
e. Chelsea all time highest goal scorer
f. 2nd in ballondor and FIFA best player

Now compare this with Giggs bro... Let's not apply sentiment
Sports › Re: Thierry Henry Has Been Named As The Premier League's Greatest Ever Player by Jokerman(m): 5:32pm On Apr 18, 2020
Herbiedeen:
Hazard??
Mahrez??
Salah??
Mane??
Sterling??
Sane??
Henry??
Zaha??
Ashley Young??(before he was converted)
Bale??(after he was converted)
pires??
Anelka??
Willian??
Should i continue??, they are miles ahead of ur dear Nani

And for the midfielders, Cesc is the second all time assist leader...btw..where is Makelele, Roy Keane, Kante,
Lol... See list grin... cheesy...

Lol... Fabregas at Chelsea is bigger than makelele or kante... Not Fabregas of Arsenal
Sports › Re: Thierry Henry Has Been Named As The Premier League's Greatest Ever Player by Jokerman(m): 5:04pm On Apr 18, 2020
ThierryJay:
You again? Where do I start from sef? You like to argue blindly. CR7 is even a very weak contender for this title. Ryan Giggs trophy and record haul easily trumps CR7's EPL achievements. I can't put them down here for lack of space.

For you to think that CR7's sole outstanding season in 2007/2008 should make him the greatest EPL player ever is myopic and shows a distinct lack of understanding of the game. Thankfully, seasoned football experts and pundits do not think like you and have consequently never brought cr7 into the topic of the greatest ever EPL player at any point in time. Not even former ManUtd players think he is. The highest he got was 6th in a four four two ranking a few years ago.

Do you know how many outstanding EPL seasons Henry had? From 2001 to 2006, Thierry ruled the EPL like no other. He owned it gave it a personal stamp. Four golden boots, highest assists ever, multiple player of the year awards, 3 FA cups and many other personal awards.

Being the greatest is not just about achievements, it's a combination of achievements and personal display. And that's what you need to understand.
Lies... Henry won player of the year just twice, with Cr7 and Vidic grin.. stop hyping Henry.. I tell you Ronaldo had a better display than Henry... See this for yourself bro... grin

Although based on longetivity and legacy, I might agree that Henry should be top, buh based on display or acheivements, Ronaldo tops everyone in the EPL

This is funny, you played 20 years acheiving less, I played 5 years, and I acheived everything , who did greater??

Imagine Giggs who never won player of the year, claiming to have a better EPL stand than Frank Lampard grin angry

Sports › Re: Thierry Henry Has Been Named As The Premier League's Greatest Ever Player by Jokerman(m): 5:01pm On Apr 18, 2020
Herbiedeen:
Basically, Pogba is better than Xavi (cos xavi is a better passer while pogba has the edge in others.....abi)

and
if we're to rank Epl greats, Cesc would be miles ahead of Nani, your Nani would be mentioned among the likes of Benteke, Batshuyi, Arshavin, and the likes.....Even Giroud get Epl credibility pass am sef
You insulted ronaldo bro angry

Do you know Fabregas is not even in top 5 ever centre midfielders in the EPL angry grin

Frank Lampard
Steven Gerrard
Paul scholes
Paul Gascoigne
Patrick Viera

However when you talk of top 5 ever wingers at the right in EPL, Nani might be there...

Cristiano Ronaldo
Eric cantona
David Beckham
Robert Pires
Nani tongue
Sports › Re: Thierry Henry Has Been Named As The Premier League's Greatest Ever Player by Jokerman(m): 3:15pm On Apr 18, 2020
Herbiedeen:
NICE JOKE
Lol... You insulted Ronaldo by comparing Fabregas to him.. lol..

It's combine all Fabregas acheivements with Arsenal and Chelsea, and compare with Nani...you'd see that Nani > Fabregas grin

On the field of play, the only thing Fabregas was better than Nani was passes grin

Goal scoring
Freekicks
Set pieces
Dribbling
Chance creation (Messi fans comic grin)
Counter attacks
Take ons
Defending

Nani > Fabregas grin

So think well next time before you mention Fabregas in the same sentence as Ronaldo
Sports › Re: Thierry Henry Has Been Named As The Premier League's Greatest Ever Player by Jokerman(m): 2:26pm On Apr 18, 2020
Herbiedeen:
Alan Shearer is the all time Epl goalscorer (and Henry is either 5th or 6th
Ryan Giggs is the all time assist leader
Yes, Henry is an Arsenal Legend and also their Top Scorer
Yes, he's a fucking Epl Legend dude

Even Cesc has more Epl credibility than Ronaldo
Even Nani > Fabregas Arsenal career grin

Sports › Re: Thierry Henry Has Been Named As The Premier League's Greatest Ever Player by Jokerman(m): 2:25pm On Apr 18, 2020
robosky02:
Achievement when you are still in EPL.....
What more do you want?

Sports › Re: Thierry Henry Has Been Named As The Premier League's Greatest Ever Player by Jokerman(m): 2:04pm On Apr 18, 2020
Until you bring a player than can match these records by Ronaldo in the EPL.... Please keep shut grin

Manchester United:

Premier League: 2006–07, 2007–08, 2008–09
FA Cup: 2003–04
Football League Cup: 2005–06, 2008–09
FA Community Shield: 2007
UEFA Champions League: 2007–08
FIFA Club World Cup: 2008

Individual :

FIFA Ballon d'Or/Ballon d'Or: 2008
FIFA World Player of the Year: 2008
FIFPro World Player of the Year: 2008
UEFA Club Footballer of the Year: 2007–08
UEFA Club Forward of the Year: 2007–08
FIFPro Special Young Player of the Year: 2003–04, 2004–05
European Golden Shoe: 2007–08
FIFA Puskás Award: 2009
FIFA FIFPro World11: 2007,2008,2009
UEFA Team of the Year: 2004, 2007, 2008, 2009
FIFA Club World Cup Silver Ball: 2008
PFA Young Player of the Year: 2006–07
PFA Players' Player of the Year: 2006–07, 2007–08
Premier League Player of the Season: 2006–07, 2007–08
FWA Footballer of the Year: 2006–07, 2007–08
PFA Premier League Team of the Year: 2005–06, 2006–07, 2007–08, 2008–09
Premier League Golden Boot: 2007–08
UCL top scorer 2007-2008

Until you can bring any EPL player to beat these records, please find your level grin

Remember these are Ronaldo records while playing in Manchester United shirt in the EPL... grin

Duration: 6 years.. (2003-2009)

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