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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Private School Teachers How Have You Been Coping Through This Period? by Jokerman(m): 9:39am On Apr 26, 2020
EmmySparky:
now you are talking...u need to find out the kinda school I work first before jumping into conclusion...In my school kids pay 200k for the least child in creche...with a population of around 250... a primary school only...that was y I said earlier that if they can't pay ...sack would be the logical way...not going against an agreement...I expected a meeting being held to reach a new payment plan ...not just imposing
Alright bro, I understand... They should be able to pay up for March, and probably half for April, if they can't pay full...

200p/m for creche... Wow.. that's good.. that's good...
Christianity Etc › Re: What's That Favorite Scriptures That Reminds You That God Gat Your Back? by Jokerman(m): 9:36am On Apr 26, 2020
Psalms 23:1-6

1. The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.
2. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
3. He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.
4. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
5. Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
6. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever.


Matthew 28:20
Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, "lo, I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world. Amen".


2 Timothy 3:11
Persecutions, afflictions, which came unto me at Antioch, at Iconium, at Lystra; what persecutions I endured: but out of them all the Lord delivered me.


Romans 8:35
Who shall separate us from the love of Christ? shall tribulation, or distress, or persecution, or famine, or unclothedness, or peril, or sword?

Romans 8:39
Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.


Psalms 91:11
For he shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee in all thy ways.


Luke 10:19
Behold, I give unto you power to tread on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy: and nothing shall by any means hurt you.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Private School Teachers How Have You Been Coping Through This Period? by Jokerman(m): 9:21am On Apr 26, 2020
EmmySparky:
bro I understand your mentality...but let me burst your bubble not every school is a road side school....the fact that u only know cheap quack schools is not my fault...and about contract ....that's what real big schools do...we sign contracts with the management..not just start working without and agreement like u do over there...I understand your frustrations though but u should direct it to the right source...if u are learned then u would understand what it means working under a signed agreement..
I know what signed agreement is... You cannot go to an upcoming school and expect them to pay you like ivy league schools... For instance, you got a job at a school at odogunyan, Ikorodu where school fees is 7k per child, with 100 pupils and 10 staff, and you expect such school to keep up with payment when there's is no inflow of cash or maybe a break even per term...

However schools like Corona,Meadow hall, Caleb, etc, should be able to meet up with those contracts, and remember they can as well decide to terminate jobs if they visualize payment for work not done is not feasible... Just like what Milano did. Remember the staff also had signed agreements for a year too.....
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Private School Teachers How Have You Been Coping Through This Period? by Jokerman(m): 9:16am On Apr 26, 2020
Teaching is supposed to be one of the most paying jobs in the world even in Nigeria.. if we look at it when, teachers even enjoy time and break more than other professional jobs.

In Dubai, I believe teachers earn up to 200k/month. Just imagine if teaching jobs could pay up to 150k entry level, many bankers would have quit their jobs for teaching grin

Govt needs to do something, and also school fees is another thing, evil heart if many school owners and non challancy to education amongst citizens.... Instead of some parents to pay at least 35k for school fees, they rather use the money to buy aso-oke and go to beer parlour, then register their wards in public schools...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 7:09am On Apr 26, 2020
ddippset:
If at all,

The only 2 players from the list which these 5 could displace are Busquets and Modric.

That's if they could.


So it's not a perfect list, but it's a pretty good one.
Giggs
Busquets
Rooney
Christianity Etc › Re: Make-up: Christianly Or Unchristianly? by Jokerman(m): 5:01am On Apr 26, 2020
Jeremiah 4:30

"And when thou are spoilt, thou go after painting, and ornaments and gold"

We know Christian women aren't spoilt though cool
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Private School Teachers How Have You Been Coping Through This Period? by Jokerman(m): 4:36am On Apr 26, 2020
Queenext:
I didn't want to contribute to this, but if I didn't ,it will be so bad of me.

Teaching is one of the worst job anyone can do, especially in those mushroom school. My salary was #13k , I was always getting angry with myself. I taught for good 14 years, though from University days, tutorial centers,and I could not boast of #50k in my account.

The height of it was ,those students I taught then, we now turned colleague , they came to meet me in teaching job.

Students will look down on you, proprietor will feel he's doing a favor , employing you with a peanut salary.

You can't live a good life. It's a waste of time.

Pls,if you are a graduate,leave teaching job, you have potential, don't limit yourself in life.

As someone said, teaching is for the defeated.

I left teaching without any plan, today, I am into online business and Bitcoin dealer.

Pls, leave teaching, so you won't end up a pauper in life.
Lol...I love this. This worse is seeing males take up teaching jobs in small schools and come here to start complaining angry.. I can forgive females for teaching in schools, probably their hubby's don't want them going far ,or just not to sit at home gossiping and doing nothing
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Private School Teachers How Have You Been Coping Through This Period? by Jokerman(m): 4:33am On Apr 26, 2020
EmmySparky:
u must be a bad school owner to ask this kinda dumb question...what's written on the contract...12 months...the best is for a meeting to be held and agreement made on the payment plans and not asking if parents payed school fees or not...as far as we are still employees we are entitled to a salary from that organization..
Be it school , airline etc...
Oh so because the school didn't sack you before the end of the term, na why you get mouth?

Do you think it's mouth they use to rub business?? And if we should ask your effectiveness in helping out in the organization you are now, it will be minute....

Or don't you know it's school fees that runs the school, or it's goods that I sell that I pay my workers from....

Where did you see 12 months contract lol... Like if you see a bigger job, you won't japa and leave the class empty
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Private School Teachers How Have You Been Coping Through This Period? by Jokerman(m): 10:11pm On Apr 25, 2020
fuwaski:
Oga forget that talk. Is she the one that brought COVID19 into Nigeria? School owners can also give palliative to their staff biko. Don't tell me what i know.
So you want school owners to pay you for what you didnt work, okwaya??

When school owners go to bank to borrow loans, and they fail to meet up and the school is closed, good staff like you will offer to remain with the proprietor, isn't it??
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Private School Teachers How Have You Been Coping Through This Period? by Jokerman(m): 10:08pm On Apr 25, 2020
I wonder what a man would be looking for in private school teaching.... grin

Private school teaching should be for women as an assistance to their husbands or to remove housewife stay at home syndrome
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Private School Teachers How Have You Been Coping Through This Period? by Jokerman(m): 10:03pm On Apr 25, 2020
EmmySparky:
yours is better...we haven't seen March salary...not to talk of April...now I confirmed that my boss is related to the devil
Did you work on April, that you want to receive salaries, or are parents paying school fees for third term already??
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kim Jong-un Reportedly Dead After Botched Heart Surgery - TMZ by Jokerman(m): 8:08pm On Apr 25, 2020
CIA would be happy now grin
Christianity Etc › Re: If Churches Reopen, Coronavirus Will Be Crushed – Chosen Pastor Lazarus by Jokerman(m): 6:05pm On Apr 25, 2020
JMAN05:
Of course, you can always do that thru videoconferencing. Or thru conference call. I don't see the issue here.
How many worshippers today can afford data for all these??

How many worshippers will actually want to use their data for online videoconferencing??

How many people actually read their Bibles except during weekly service or Sundays??

Let's face reality. The problems of these country have eaten up a lot of people that they only read their Bibles or have time for God except when they are in church....

Or you think Nigerians are genuinely born again??
Christianity Etc › Re: If Churches Reopen, Coronavirus Will Be Crushed – Chosen Pastor Lazarus by Jokerman(m): 5:43pm On Apr 25, 2020
JMAN05:
My dear, you dont need a building to worship God. True worshipers worship in spirit and in truth.

If someone wants to perform healing, do it thru videoconferencing or conference call. Haven't you heard of a pastor that opened his church and died of coronavirus?
Many people actually worship God by being in the midst of their fellow believers...
Christianity Etc › Re: If Churches Reopen, Coronavirus Will Be Crushed – Chosen Pastor Lazarus by Jokerman(m): 5:00pm On Apr 25, 2020
This is true.

Keeping people at home is not the answer... Let's keep to social distancing......

Many liars will tell you that they worship at home of which they do not read their Bibles nor do anything related to God........

All these staying at home is all agenda of the devil, but like God said, out of them all, the Lord delivered us

Psalm 23 comes to mind everyday
Career › Re: Go And Collect Your Sack Letter On Monday by Jokerman(m): 3:15pm On Apr 25, 2020
Resultant effect.

However some companies will still employ and dont expect high salaries
Sports › Re: What Makes For A Great Footballer? by Jokerman(op): 2:56pm On Apr 25, 2020
Career › Re: Globacom Staff Unfair Treatment by Jokerman(m): 12:05pm On Apr 25, 2020
Sometimes greediness is not good
Politics › Re: Two Months Free Electricity - All You Need To Know About Bills And Prepaid Meter by Jokerman(m): 8:55am On Apr 25, 2020
Instead of giving over estimated bill frauds, why not come with a measurement meter to calculate the kw of power each house has consumed for the month.... How much do phcn charge per kw?? Maybe #20/kwh, then in a month probably with tv and fan, total should not be up to 1500w(1.5kw)... How much am I suppose to pay?? Yet una go dey bring 10,000 come... Why we no go bear una?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kim Jong Un Death Rumour: China Sends Doctors To North Korea by Jokerman(m): 8:40am On Apr 25, 2020
blackgold2018:
don't be ignorant. If you are not informed just keep shut.

His sister is d female version of him. If not deadlier
Men are more decisive than women.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kim Jong Un Death Rumour: China Sends Doctors To North Korea by Jokerman(m): 7:12am On Apr 25, 2020
Lol..... grin

So his sister will take charge now...

America will see chance to convince this one now and boom CIA will be in already grin
Politics › Re: Did You Receive Electricity Bill For April? by Jokerman(m): 6:25pm On Apr 24, 2020
The yeye people brought #16,000 for March , we never pay yet, na May them wan bring??
Sports › Re: Ajax Denied Title As Eredivisie Ends Season Without Promotion And Relegation by Jokerman(m): 5:30pm On Apr 24, 2020
That's how you know farmers league grin
Sports › Re: BREAKING: Eredivisie Season Canceled & There Will Be No Champion & Relegation by Jokerman(m): 5:29pm On Apr 24, 2020
Lolssss.... grin
Sports › What Makes For A Great Footballer? by Jokerman(op): 2:46pm On Apr 24, 2020
This question has been on the coming due to various fans rating their best players according to some footballing qualities... There has always been lots of arguments on this regard.. so we ask what makes you feel a player is the best...

- Goal scoring
- Assists
- Mesmerizing skills
- Dribbling
- Passing
- Vision
- Technique
- Chance creation
- Appearance in big games
- Acheivements

Now we are gonna give 3 examples and let's choose the better player.

1. Okocha and Eto'o

Everyone would agree Okocha was a maestro on the field with abundance of skills like shot power, freekicks, passing, dribbling, skill turns, curls, chance creation etc, but analyst still rate Eto'o higher than Okocha. Whyhuh??


2. Eden Hazard and K.De Bryne


We all knew how Hazard carried his Chelsea team for a long time and mesmerized the
EPL, and won a lot of awards, yet analyst still rate Kelvin above Eden. Why?


3. Makelele and Sergio Busquets

We all know how Sergio Busquets formed the partnership with Xavi and Iniesta and how they won a lot of titles. On the pitch of play Busquets has more flair, yet in the midfielder position, Makelele is rated higher than Busquets infact he must pass the likes of hierro, gattuso, Viera, Roy keane etc, before he can get to Makelele's level. Why??
Education › Re: ASUU Salaries: Use Of BVN Will Expose Lecturers With Multiple Jobs – FG by Jokerman(m): 12:20pm On Apr 24, 2020
Lol
Christianity Etc › Re: Antichrist On Earth Already? by Jokerman(op): 7:33am On Apr 24, 2020
petra1:
When you say HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE, that refers to the Vatican. The bible didn't say so . The antichrist will be from revived Roman empire. Which is now Europe period . But not vatican
Oh ok thanks...

Please whats your opinion on the this...

Is it rapture before tribulation or tribulation before rapture??
Romance › Re: A Male Friend Stopped Talking To Me Because I Have A Boyfriend by Jokerman(m): 9:43pm On Apr 23, 2020
Eberechi24:
Bestie don't have emotional attachments, just someone that flows with your vibes.
When you have a partner, you'd understand
Politics › Re: Lockdown: How Many Meals Do You Now Take Per Day? by Jokerman(m): 8:28pm On Apr 23, 2020
101....

My annoyance is that money doesn't stay... Even if you get 5k now, under 3 days e don finish... I just tire
Sports › Re: “I Didn’t Bring Coronavirus To Togo” - Emmanuel Adebayor Refuses To Donate by Jokerman(m): 11:49am On Apr 23, 2020
Stillthebest:
kiss

All of you commenting against him, how many of our footballers past and present have donated a Kobo or helped anyone during this time? May be just one person.
How many popular footballers are from Togo??

He should be a shining light from that enclavy
Sports › Man Utd Legend Cristiano Ronaldo Voted Premier League's Greatest Ever Winger by Jokerman(op): 11:44am On Apr 23, 2020
Cristiano Ronaldo has been voted the Premier League's greatest ever winger by football fans.

The Portuguese superstar spent six years with Manchester United between 2003 and 2009, winning the Ballon d'Or in 2008.

Ronaldo was simply unplayable during the 2007/08 season, scoring 31 goals and assisting another 7 in his 34 Premier League games.

Throughout the course of his United career, the now 35-year-old scored 118 goals and assisted another 69 in his 292 appearances, winning three league titles and the Champions League.

Competing with fellow Red Devils icons Ryan Giggs and David Beckham, as well as former Chelsea superstar Eden Hazard, Ronaldo accrued a whopping 49.1% of the 27,000 votes cast.

It's hard to make a case against the Portuguese in this scenario. Aside from Arsenal phenomenon Thierry Henry, no player has lit up the Premier League quite like Ronaldo did for a brief time.

In terms of longevity and consistency, Giggs would have been an obvious winner, but the Welshman cannot compare to the likes of Ronaldo and Hazard in terms of natural talent.

https://www.givemesport.com/1564379-man-utd-legend-cristiano-ronaldo-voted-premier-leagues-greatest-ever-winger

Sports › Re: “I Didn’t Bring Coronavirus To Togo” - Emmanuel Adebayor Refuses To Donate by Jokerman(m): 11:36am On Apr 23, 2020
That woman don turn this one head...

Greater footballer like cr7, Messi have donated .... E con be you.... grin

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