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Sports › Re: Ronaldo Reveals Why He's Better Than Messi, Fans React (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 9:58am On Aug 14, 2019
Officialgarri:
From nowhere, people turned their backs on Messi and started comparing Ronaldo with him.

My prayer is Messi wins the Ballon'd'or one more time ahead of Ronaldo and then all these arguments will end once and for all.
Lol... That's why you were praying for Modric to win it last year abi�

Van dijk this year ni o...
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Reveals Why He's Better Than Messi, Fans React (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 9:57am On Aug 14, 2019
Some people here are calling Seedorf, who was just a member of the team like Kroos, Busquets, Rakitic etc....

Ronaldo was the point man when his teams won the UCL...

Don't worry when he win the UCL with Juve, all una mouth go close

However as a Ronaldo fan, I respect Messi... It's not easy to stand up to him in football
Sports › Re: 6 Successful Managerial Stints That Started With Defeats by Jokerman(m): 9:52am On Aug 14, 2019
Even Mourinho was beaten 5-0 in his first match against Barcheatlona but he waved it aside and the next season, He went on to

1. Amass 100 points which is the record for any Laliga team

2. Score 121 goals, which is the highest for any Laliga team, using Benzema, Higuain and Ronaldo

3. Win Laliga, COPA del Rey and Supercopa

So yes, Lampard can still be successful
Sports › Re: Real Madrid To End Pogba Chase If They Land £700,000-a-week Neymar by Jokerman(m): 4:53pm On Aug 13, 2019
RZArecta2:
Neymar is going to Barca, he won’t want to play under a French Amunike as coach cool
Amuneke that turned UCL to farmers league??

Which of Barca coaches have done/can do it??
Sports › Re: WWE Seth Rollins Win The Universal Championship From Brock Leasnar (photos) by Jokerman(m): 2:35pm On Aug 12, 2019
simiife:
So de don collect d title from koffi,after wat he went tru b4 winning it
Koffi wasn't universal champion
Sports › Re: WWE Seth Rollins Win The Universal Championship From Brock Leasnar (photos) by Jokerman(m): 2:34pm On Aug 12, 2019
Lol.... Play acting grin
Sports › Re: Even Man City B Team Can Win The Premier League - Mourinho by Jokerman(m): 12:28pm On Aug 12, 2019
Tammynator:
Sir, Guardiola has already overtaken that garrulous man.
Which just 1 trophy??
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Stoning "The Devil" In Mecca (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 8:36pm On Aug 11, 2019
Solorrman:
ur religion never said u should go to Jerusalem as pilgrimage,nowhere in the Bible was that mentioned as mentioned in the Quran,Jesus instructed his followers to bow and also put their face on ground the way Muslims do 5 times a day but u are insulting Muslim for placing their face on ground. Jesus was only sent to the lost sheep of Israel not Nigerians or world as a whole but u took it to urself . There is no way a God can have an anus and penix ,no way talkless of going to toilet as Jesus use to do. God share no resemblance to human or any known creature it's a shame for God to go to toilet for shitt stop insulting the real almighty.
You lack knowledge
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (4 - 0) On 11th August 2019 by Jokerman(m): 6:03pm On Aug 11, 2019
Chelsea think say na jones , smalling and young still dry man utd defence grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (4 - 0) On 11th August 2019 by Jokerman(m): 5:55pm On Aug 11, 2019
Rashfordkini grin

So Chelsea worse pass my man utd sha.. Ok o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (4 - 0) On 11th August 2019 by Jokerman(m): 5:54pm On Aug 11, 2019
Nice goal man utd

Yet we need midfield
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (4 - 0) On 11th August 2019 by Jokerman(m): 5:22pm On Aug 11, 2019
Imagine if we had Bruno and Dybala .... Mrcheeew
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (4 - 0) On 11th August 2019 by Jokerman(m): 5:11pm On Aug 11, 2019
As a man utd fan, to be honest we can't play Man city nor Liverpool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (4 - 0) On 11th August 2019 by Jokerman(m): 5:03pm On Aug 11, 2019
Idiot wey dem suppose sell angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle United Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 11th August 2019 by Jokerman(m): 3:06pm On Aug 11, 2019
OTayobami:
I don tok say i no go put mouth for this matter but this insult is too much grin grin grin
Lol... Man utd will bounce back soon
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle United Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 11th August 2019 by Jokerman(m): 3:00pm On Aug 11, 2019
Ebooksman2019:
Match neva finish oo and most people are just complaining here.
Arsenal this Arsenal that.
Most funny part is that they aren't even watching the match.
They are just updating the thread with freebasics.
i'm a Man Utd fan tho.
Lol... From what you are watching so far, what do you think??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle United Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 11th August 2019 by Jokerman(m): 2:59pm On Aug 11, 2019
FCBboy:
don't compare Barca with man utd.

Barcelona is the most successful team in the world (based on number of trophies won)

Man utd is is trash, no structure, bad signings, e.t.c, Arsenal better pass man u

man utd is another Ac Milan

and don't forget Barca will not be playing in Europa league next season.

man utd of all team
Based on number of trophies, the most successful team in the world is Al Ahly of Egypt...

However I agree that Barcelona is better than Man UTD now... Also remember there was a time you passed through this stage too grin

AC Milan is still your father in European football... They are sleeping Giants

However when would you win the UCL again... It's been a long time grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle United Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 11th August 2019 by Jokerman(m): 2:51pm On Aug 11, 2019
Rasbel:
Whoever initiated that alexis-mhiki swap deal should be seriously probed
Huh... Shebi na una bin dey shout miki miki grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle United Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 11th August 2019 by Jokerman(m): 2:43pm On Aug 11, 2019
FCBboy:
Even after signing the most expensive defender, most expensive RB, you're still pessimistic.


you're such a plastic fan.
Says someone whom his best player had to be humble on the pitch when giving his speech unlike last year "I will bring the UCL back to camp nou" even after buying Greizmann grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle United Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 11th August 2019 by Jokerman(m): 2:38pm On Aug 11, 2019
FCBboy:
Wow, coming from a man utd fan, it's good to know that your team is crappy
Lol... Man utd fans are never hypocritical like Barcelona fans... We say the truth even if it touches us deeply
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle United Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 11th August 2019 by Jokerman(m): 2:37pm On Aug 11, 2019
AbuMaryam1:
From what this boys are playing. I surrender.
That's just the fact bro... Only Liverpool can outplay man city to defending
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle United Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 11th August 2019 by Jokerman(m): 2:34pm On Aug 11, 2019
Mizwisdom:
Arsenal is one of the hopes I have to over through Man city, I don't want EPL to turn to Laliga or Scottish league which is what that club wants
Arsenalhuhhuh

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle United Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 11th August 2019 by Jokerman(m): 2:32pm On Aug 11, 2019
Liverpool is the only hope... No other team can play man city
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle United Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 11th August 2019 by Jokerman(m): 2:11pm On Aug 11, 2019
Newcastle 6 Arsenal 0

grin

Emery out
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Free-kick Goal Vs Liverpool Voted UEFA Goal Of The Season (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 10:31am On Aug 11, 2019
maxwell530:
Andres Iniesta in 2012, I guess you never start watching football then.
That was because Blatter wanted to cheat and give Messi the ballondor that year
Sports › Re: VAR Ruled Out First Goal In History Of EPL As Man City Hammered West Ham 5-0 by Jokerman(m): 9:57am On Aug 11, 2019
Kingosytex:
funny! jealous of what actually? i was trying to prove a point, i am not a supporter of any epl team. manchester city can't achieve what madrid has achieved even till thy kingdom come.
Lol... Bros... Madrid is too big na... Even Man utd isn't up to Madrid yet, you are calling City... Lol
Sports › Re: VAR Ruled Out First Goal In History Of EPL As Man City Hammered West Ham 5-0 by Jokerman(m): 9:55am On Aug 11, 2019
KendrickAyomide:
shut up! The domestic treble is historic. City can win the champions League this season but looserfool and others can't win a domestic treble. So you idiots should be honoured and bow to greatness
Lol... Seems you forgot

UCL,EPL,Fa cup > EPL, Facup ,Carling
Sports › Mourinho Explains How Inter Milan Beat Barcelona In The Champions League by Jokerman(op): 8:30am On Aug 11, 2019
Mourinho's Inter Milan faced Barcelona for a spot in the Champions League final.

The first-leg took place at San Siro and his side secured an impressive result, beating the holders 3-1 thanks to goals from Maicon, Wesley Sneijder and Diego Milito.

Mourinho employed a diamond in midfield to limit space for Barcelona. His central midfielders were in constant communication with the left-back in order to stop the threat of Lionel Messi, who operates between the lines.

He created a "jail" to nullify Messi.

The Portuguese manager praised the "mentally strong" Thiago Motta and Esteban Cambiasso.

Mourinho then explains how his team hurt Barcelona. He exploited their attack-minded full-backs with the pace of Maicon and Samuel Eto'o, while identifying Barcelona's Maxwell as a weak link.

He knew the Brazilian was not so strong in a defensive recovery situation with the "phenomenal" Maicon taking full advantage.

The speedy Eto'o was also pivotal in attacking spaces not to mention Pandev and Sneijder, who both arrived in the attacking third during transitions from defence to attack, a tactic Mourinho believes Barcelona couldn't cope with.

Inter Milan eventually reached the final after a 3-2 aggregate victory over Barcelona and they beat Bayern Munich in another masterclass to become champions of Europe.

He's a master tactician who has intricate and precise methods, and there's no better example of his brilliance than the tie against Barcelona in 2010.

https://www.google.com/amp/www.sportbible.com/football/news-mourinho-explains-how-inter-milan-beat-barcelona-20190506.amp.html
Sports › Re: Juventus Still Determined To Sign Pogba This Transfer Window by Jokerman(m): 8:04am On Aug 11, 2019
Sonfethopia:
Pogba inflated the market.
What about Gareth Bale??
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Has The Edge Over Cristiano Ronaldo In The GOAT Debate. by Jokerman(m): 7:02am On Aug 11, 2019
Astark:
what makes maradona the best player?
World Cup for Argentina
COPA America for Argentina
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Has The Edge Over Cristiano Ronaldo In The GOAT Debate. by Jokerman(m): 5:35am On Aug 11, 2019
Astark:
so who's the best Argentina player and highest goal scorer?
Lolsss
Best player- Naradona
Highest scorer - Messi

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