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Celebrities › Re: Georgina Onuoha Rains Curse On Nigerians And Africans Who Support Donald Trump by Jokerman(m): 11:21am On Aug 06, 2019
She's crazy... So because them allow you stay for obodo oyinbo abi

She should check out what these leaders dos to their citizens

Qadaffi
Hussein
Omar
Arafat

You should be glad that US is world power sef, Wetin Chinese, Arab and Russian men for use black colour do ehn
Celebrities › Re: Social Media Goes Gaga As Beautiful Lesbian Couple Got Wedded by Jokerman(m): 11:14am On Aug 06, 2019
Stupid liars who would still be going about to meet men

You can never subverse nature
Romance › Re: Man In Shock After Seeing This Messages On His Wife’s Phone by Jokerman(m): 10:46am On Aug 06, 2019
kestine:
Back den I was asking her out on the side and me self get babe... My babe cone catch me dey toast her come para sha... Nai this babe bring squad come my babe house ooo come tell her face to face say na she and my babe go dey Bleep me say if my babe wan die make she go die... Na so my babe take japa ooo... Me and she come start relationship fully... For more than 5 years before she see Muslim guy marry... But till now so we still dey Bleep wella... She like her husband ooo... But I dey give her trips way her husband no fit give her
How long will you continue such immoral lifestyle??

You must always reap what you sow, God is not mocked
Romance › Re: Man In Shock After Seeing This Messages On His Wife’s Phone by Jokerman(m): 10:40am On Aug 06, 2019
Fake news

Broke bloggers sad
Sports › Re: PSG offered Neymar to Manchester United but they turned him down by Jokerman(m): 10:22am On Aug 06, 2019
Lol.... Give them Sanchez and collect Neymar jare grin
Sports › Re: Man Unhited Reject PSG Offer To Take Neymar On-loan by Jokerman(m): 10:20am On Aug 06, 2019
Give them Sanchez and collect Neymar... Odes
Sports › Re: Messi Suffers Right Calf Injury In Training & Will Not Travel To USA by Jokerman(m): 10:17am On Aug 06, 2019
chiboy1116:
the haveore league titles than Barcelona , have more UCL titles , and have the second most golden ball winners . Barcelona still has more trophies than real Madrid though , that's why I said they still have a claim of been the greatest football club .
Oga Madrid is the greatest European club because of the conquest of the UCL
Sports › Re: Messi Suffers Right Calf Injury In Training & Will Not Travel To USA by Jokerman(m): 9:24am On Aug 06, 2019
chiboy1116:
so Nottingham forest is better than arsenal cause arsenal doesn't have a UCL title ? Or Chelsea has a better history than arsenal cos they have a UCL title ? Smh
Why is Real Madrid the best club ever??
Sports › Re: Juventus Prepared To Offer 3 Players To Man U In Exchange For Pogba by Jokerman(m): 7:28am On Aug 06, 2019
Sell Pogba and get Bruno na man utd

Matuidi is better than matic at 4

Manduzic will add experience to the front line of martial and rashford
Sports › Re: Messi Suffers Right Calf Injury In Training & Will Not Travel To USA by Jokerman(m): 8:54pm On Aug 05, 2019
chiboy1116:
more football legends? Dude Barcelona has the highest point of golden ball winners ...u de tall of legends ....how many league titles does AC Milan have ? How many league cups do they have ? Real Madrid is the only club that stands toe to toe against Barcelona and probably Man utd and Bayern
UCL is the biggest trophy for European teams
Sports › Re: Messi Suffers Right Calf Injury In Training & Will Not Travel To USA by Jokerman(m): 5:38pm On Aug 05, 2019
chiboy1116:
pls the only club that stands with Barcelona up there is Madrid and probably Bayern and Man utd . Don't compare AC Milan or Liverpool to Barca pls ... Barcelona is still the best team of this generation , but overall I think Madrid is better . Do you know how many trophies Barcelona stays in the cabinet of FC Barca ? Ur mentioning Liverpool.
AC Milan has more UCL than Barca
AC Milan has produced more football legends than Barcelona too
Sports › Re: Messi Suffers Right Calf Injury In Training & Will Not Travel To USA by Jokerman(m): 2:46pm On Aug 05, 2019
martineverest:
which club better pass Barca?
Madrid na your mate??
AC Milan
Liverpool
Sports › Re: Messi Suffers Right Calf Injury In Training & Will Not Travel To USA by Jokerman(m): 2:45pm On Aug 05, 2019
This guy's ballondor rating keeps dropping faster everyday angry grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester City: Community Shield (1(4) - (5) 1) On 4th Aug. 2019 by Jokerman(m): 1:55pm On Aug 05, 2019
Blabbermouth:
So, in stats, who tops Messi or Ronaldo. "According to your measures
Ronaldo of course na
Politics › Re: Revolution Now: Northern Group Pulls Out, Says Action Sponsored By Foreigners by Jokerman(m): 10:38am On Aug 05, 2019
netpro:
The Sowore protest has the depiction of CIA clandestine operation written all over it.
Howhuh Ogbeni free the CIA grin
Politics › Re: Revolution Now: Northern Group Pulls Out, Says Action Sponsored By Foreigners by Jokerman(m): 10:36am On Aug 05, 2019
Lol..... grin

Me wey dey house dey enjoy the holidays .... Seems Nnamdi Kanu saga that when I knew Nigerians ain't ready for shit

Northerners will always support Buhari... Nigeria is already sees thing through tribal and religious perspectives
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester City: Community Shield (1(4) - (5) 1) On 4th Aug. 2019 by Jokerman(m): 7:10am On Aug 05, 2019
lazarusokafor90:
Even greater than Alex Ferguson's European achievement
Yes
Sports › Re: We Were Interested In Maguire, But We Could Not Afford Him - Guardiola by Jokerman(m): 5:06am On Aug 05, 2019
Moneyiola grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester City: Community Shield (1(4) - (5) 1) On 4th Aug. 2019 by Jokerman(m): 3:42am On Aug 05, 2019
Bahddo:
simple question and you are beating about the bush. HOW MANY TIMES did Mourinho win the league at Madrid? Once in 3 years? Pep spent 4 years in Spain and won the league 3 times. Let's skip Bayern because he totally dominated there. He has spent 3 years at England and has won the league twice already (let's not even mention the domestic treble)

Don't be ignorant, man. Chelsea was not unknown before Mourinho. Just say you hadn't started watching football then.

Inter was already dominating Italy at the time Mourinho joined them. To his credit he helped them win the UCL, but has been unable to replicate at Madrid, Chelsea or Man Utd. Ask yourself why.

Porto that had players like Deco, Carvalho was little in 2003? You clearly have no idea what you are even saying.
Barcelona one sided man... You try

I heard Deco and Calvaho were the best players in the world then

Also Chelsea had won a lot of titles with Dennis wise and hasselbaink etc before Mourinho

Yes inter Milan had won the league 3 times before Mourinho too

He isn't like Pep who started from the scratch at Bayern, or at Barca or even in Man city as these teams haven't won the league at before Pep, or haven't won any titles before pep.. Oh I also found out Pep uses average players like Xavi, Messi, Villa, puyol, Ribery, Robben, Aguero etc

And Pep also won the UCL with Bayern and Mancity
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester City: Community Shield (1(4) - (5) 1) On 4th Aug. 2019 by Jokerman(m): 11:36pm On Aug 04, 2019
Blabbermouth:
Jokerman, where art thou?
Trophies won both National and club
Individual awards
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester City: Community Shield (1(4) - (5) 1) On 4th Aug. 2019 by Jokerman(m): 8:55pm On Aug 04, 2019
Blabbermouth:
haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa. haaaaaa haaaa haaaaa
Lol angry the special one will bounce back soon grin
Sports › Re: When Ronaldo Ended Ashley Cole Arsenal Career (Throwback) by Jokerman(m): 8:54pm On Aug 04, 2019
tfash96:
se this 1 na didirin ni.. Who dey compare Aguero with Ronaldo.. In case if u no understand English.. Wetin I mean b say Messi no be extraordinary striker
Is there anything Messi can do that Ronaldo can't??
Sports › Re: When Ronaldo Ended Ashley Cole Arsenal Career (Throwback) by Jokerman(m): 8:53pm On Aug 04, 2019
tfash96:
Fine let's say there's not but Perez couldn't risk it that Ronaldo should continue with wages increment u know his last season didn't give 100% assurance for Perez... He flopped during his last season @ Santiago but he later picked up to the extent that he met n overtook Suarez.. With this inconsistency Perez couldn't stamp his wish whereas Messi was still doing as usual during that season
I prefer Messi consistency in Argentina shirt though grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester City: Community Shield (1(4) - (5) 1) On 4th Aug. 2019 by Jokerman(m): 8:51pm On Aug 04, 2019
eni4real:
First trophy as an injured player in the final
Second trophy as a shadow player in the "modified friendly" competition final...
Hiding in Juventus until the semi final to reap the effort of the team from day...

I prefer the player that don't hide whether in success(individual) or failure(team)...
Yes that's why I told you that 4 finals> 2 national team trophies

La liga best player > EPL, Laliga and SerieA best player
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester City: Community Shield (1(4) - (5) 1) On 4th Aug. 2019 by Jokerman(m): 8:49pm On Aug 04, 2019
Bahddo:
you be real joker man. Valencia? How many times did Mou win La Liga with a far better Madrid team? He didn't even reach the UCL final, talk less of winning it.
Mourinho stayed 3 years in Spain and won Laliga with 100 points over any coach in Laliga history

Mourinho won the EPL twice back to back with unknown Chelsea team over giants like Man utd, Arsenal and Liverpool especially over Fergie

Mourinho won SerieA over Giants like AC Milan and Juventus back to back

Mourinho won UCL with little Porto in 2003 over greats like AC Milan, Madrid, Barcelona, Juventus etc

Mourinho won UCL with inter Milan over Giants like Madrid and Barcelona

So yes he can do it with Valencia, as he has done before
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester City: Community Shield (1(4) - (5) 1) On 4th Aug. 2019 by Jokerman(m): 8:45pm On Aug 04, 2019
Blabbermouth:
Tell meh wat u would like to use to measure their greatness, anything that doesn't contain ur fallacy of "strong and weak job shits". Anything that is documented in their record.
(This was wat I asked)
To measure greatness of a coach, trophies are the relevant stats... And since Guardiola is leading Mou by 2, I concede that Guardiola just toppled him this year ... I'm not emotional like Messi fans, who refuse to concede that CR7 is greater than their goat

However Mou still my favorite
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester City: Community Shield (1(4) - (5) 1) On 4th Aug. 2019 by Jokerman(m): 8:42pm On Aug 04, 2019
osazsky:
thk God at least it will be on d history book as the first manager to win d first throphy in d year that d VAR was introduced in d EPL,this is a good omen more records to be broken this year,I just want him to be setting records,I will prefer another domestic sweep again to d ucl ,,,,I enjoy city games over time and dont expect them to sacrifice the treble over a competition were u play only 9 games
Lol... Failure can make you concede to vast delusions... For you info

UCL >>> any league title

So you know Mancity=Juventus=Celtic=PSG

Hope you know why grin

No wonder Madrid and Barca are the best clubs
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester City: Community Shield (1(4) - (5) 1) On 4th Aug. 2019 by Jokerman(m): 8:37pm On Aug 04, 2019
eni4real:
Especially when Eder and Guedes won the finals!!!
grin
4 finals> 2 national trophies
Sports › Re: When Ronaldo Ended Ashley Cole Arsenal Career (Throwback) by Jokerman(m): 8:28pm On Aug 04, 2019
tfash96:
Thank God u said playmaker then.. Had it been he's like that of Man Utd Perez would've agreed to him.. But not anymore everybody knows that Ronaldo of Madrid is weaker than Ronaldo of man u so he put himself @ where he could be scoring.Not to dribble like that n so on.. Currently this is what Perez looked at and said it's difficult to be @ d same wage level with Messi


Guy both of them are incomparable how Messi performs on the pitch is not how Aguero does that you can be comparing him with Ronaldo that's an insult on football.. Still looking for who to compare with Messi bkos Ronaldo is far from Messi's world
You are just a bitch...

Aguero isn't even up to hazard level before you compare him to King CR7... Werey
Sports › Re: When Ronaldo Ended Ashley Cole Arsenal Career (Throwback) by Jokerman(m): 8:19pm On Aug 04, 2019
tfash96:
apart from LM10?
Yep... Total career wise
Sports › Re: When Ronaldo Ended Ashley Cole Arsenal Career (Throwback) by Jokerman(m): 7:39pm On Aug 04, 2019
tfash96:
Thank God u said playmaker then.. Had it been he's like that of Man Utd Perez would've agreed to him.. But not anymore everybody knows that Ronaldo of Madrid is weaker than Ronaldo of man u so he put himself @ where he could be scoring.Not to dribble like that n so on.. Currently this is what Perez looked at and said it's difficult to be @ d same wage level with Messi


Guy both of them are incomparable how Messi performs on the pitch is not how Aguero does that you can be comparing him with Ronaldo that's an insult on football.. Still looking for who to compare with Messi bkos Ronaldo is far from Messi's world
Tell us any natural playmaker that has more assists than Ronaldo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester City: Community Shield (1(4) - (5) 1) On 4th Aug. 2019 by Jokerman(m): 7:20pm On Aug 04, 2019
Blabbermouth:
Lemme give u d benefit of doubt (that u know football).
Choose 1 tangible option, u would like to use to measure Pep and mou. greatness.
I am allowing you to decide, anything, that has been documented in record. anything at all, Trophies, Head to head , Winning ratio anything at all.
I would choose Mourinho

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