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Sports › Re: Heartbroken Man Utd Fan Burns His Jersey After Transfer Deadline Day (video) by Jokerman(m): 7:13am On Aug 09, 2019
I don't expect anything much from our team this season though
Sports › Re: Liverpool Dominate UEFA Award Shortlist - See Full List by Jokerman(m): 9:26pm On Aug 08, 2019
Cajal:
..messi takes it..with highest goal scorer this season
Messi would only win the UCL forward of the season

Van dijk is clinching both defender and best player award
Sports › Re: Arsenal Sign Kieran Tierney From Celtic For Reported £25m by Jokerman(m): 9:24pm On Aug 08, 2019
Foodforthought:
Don't mind him. Using what useless Mourinho said to judge Man U. When they signed Pogba and Zlatan for the idiot he did not say that Woodward did not understand football. People think it is by players. How many players did Spurs sign before this summer, yet they have been the EPL third best team for years ,playing dazzling football and turning mediocre young players to superstars. Alli wasn't world class w years ago, Son was unknown. Eriksen not so much. Kane an academy product. But the brilliant football and management at Spurs turned them to Superstars.
Lol... So man utd is playing beautiful football??

Also I know you understand football more than Mourinho too
Sports › Re: Arsenal Sign Kieran Tierney From Celtic For Reported £25m by Jokerman(m): 9:23pm On Aug 08, 2019
Angelfrost:
Is your TV, phone, or radio broken?... Your club has already signed 2 good defenders, and a young winger with good pace...

Mourinho is the one that doesn't understand football... Hand Man City or Barcelona to him, and watch how he will turn them to a boring defensive team.

Allow season begin before pointless complaints.
Daniel Jameshuh Lol
Sports › Re: Arsenal Sign Kieran Tierney From Celtic For Reported £25m by Jokerman(m): 5:15pm On Aug 08, 2019
Chei... Every team is signing someone only man utd my team

Ed Woodward ehhhhhh Wetin dey happen?? You wan turn us to AC Milan or to Wenger Arsenal ni

Now I know why Mourinho said you don't understand football
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by Jokerman(m): 5:13pm On Aug 08, 2019
If you go bet ontop Man UTD this season grin shocked
Foreign Affairs › Re: Drivers Stop To Grab N62 Million Flying Cash On Georgia Highway (Video, Photo) by Jokerman(m): 4:11pm On Aug 08, 2019
Lol.... So some people actually returned the monies... Wow...

In a country termed the most religious with big bibles, head ties and big Quran and ileke, I pray they return shingbai o grin
Politics › Re: Governor Emeka Ihedioha Reduces Ministries From 31 To 18 by Jokerman(m): 3:16pm On Aug 08, 2019
majamajic:
Lagos too
SanwoOlu is worse. Can never be compared to Ambode sef
Sports › Re: Pep Guardiola Becomes First Manager To Receive Yellow Card (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 3:14pm On Aug 08, 2019
osazsky:
one ucl in 73 years pep is just 42,let him get to 70 first then we can do comparison u nor do correlation for maths
Pep - 12 years of coaching- 2UCL
Zidane- 4 years of coaching - 3UCl

Therefore Zizou>Pep
Sports › Re: Pep Guardiola Becomes First Manager To Receive Yellow Card (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 3:11pm On Aug 08, 2019
osazsky:
I still prefer d league and domestic cup over 9 games that anybody can win with luck reminds me of how Chelsea won it playing averagely
Lol.... UCL is still the grandest of all.. Make no mistake

Actually Man city, PSG, Juve, Celtic all in the same category of local champions grin
Sports › Re: Romelu Lukaku Arrives Italy To Seal £72m Inter Milan Transfer (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 1:31pm On Aug 08, 2019
nobodytestme:
Ed Woodward should be the biggest disappointment in this transfer window. It was obvious and glaring that United needed a revamp in midfield, pogba was overburdened and inconsistent, Mc tominay isn’t class yet, pereira is still learning, Matic is old and tired and doesn’t stamp any authority in midfield anymore, Fred hasn’t yet found his foot.., and yet these are the midfielders for the seasonhuh
The only options we had Fellaini when things go wrong was sold, no replacement, to add salt to the injury the only hardworking midfielder Herrera was left to leave for PSG..
United is gradually going down the lane of AC Milan and Ed Woodward is the architect
If you are a united fan and you expect miracle to happpen this season you are indeed dreaming.
Rashford got a new improved contract, young , Jones and Smalling who played with Ferdinand and Vidic and still never improved for years got new contracts ?? Wan bissaka who is English signed for 50 million and only had a decent season in top flight football last season, Harry Macguire cost 80million , but Bruno Fernandez of sporting Lisbon is too expensive at 55-60 million, Even milinkovic savic of Lazio is expensive at 70-80 million pounds..
Ed Woodward is crazy, really is.. if you really believe Man United will perform miracles this season , quit dreaming .. it’s normal 6th position, that is if wolves or Everton don’t displace them
My only disappointment is that united are going down the lane of AC Milan. This is just a testament of what a bad administration could do.. so so sad
Am telling you bro... I'm really disappointed.... Ed is just a foolish English supremacist... Imagine selling Lukaku and leaving martial, Rashford and Lingard... Na wa
Sports › Re: Breaking Transfer News: Real Madrid Agree 5 Year Deal With Pogba by Jokerman(m): 1:28pm On Aug 08, 2019
Thank God o

Oya leave inaki Williams and go for Bruno and Savic, them mandzukic... Man utd Biko please
Sports › Re: Romelu Lukaku Arrives Italy To Seal £72m Inter Milan Transfer (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 12:38pm On Aug 08, 2019
Foodforthought:
In a fully fit and in-form Man United, Lukaku isn't in the First XI. An in-form Rashford is unplayable, forget sentiments.
Are you saying Rashford is better than Lukaku??
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mass Shooting: President Trump And Wife Visit Dayton And El Paso (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 12:25pm On Aug 08, 2019
See president now.. God... O God

Someone where I live, can never do this... Only to support irrelevance he sabi
Phones › Re: Samsung Galaxy Note 10 And Note 10 Plus - Things You Should Know by Jokerman(m): 8:05am On Aug 08, 2019
iPhone Crew like us�
Romance › Re: My Yahoo Friend Bought 250k Iphone For This Naija Girl, Yet Dumped Him by Jokerman(m): 7:15am On Aug 08, 2019
AntiMCU:
I would advise you stop judging yahoo boys harshly.

You don't know the circumstances that made them venture into it.

After all, they have our corrupt leaders as mentors/models.
You have no justification... Yahoo yahoo is a crime , and they involved will be arrested soon enough
Sports › Re: Chelsea's David Luiz Emerges As Arsenal Transfer Target by Jokerman(m): 5:45am On Aug 08, 2019
Tierney and Luiz coming in to Arsenal... If you guys cabsign Coutinho, it would be good for the club
Sports › Re: David Luiz Skips Chelsea Training To 'force' Shock Move To Arsenal by Jokerman(m): 6:54pm On Aug 07, 2019
Ed deadwood selling lukaku to buy llorente

Lol... Baba werey
Politics › Re: N9.9bn Fraud: Only N300m Remains In Lagos’ Three Accounts – EFCC by Jokerman(m): 3:55pm On Aug 07, 2019
LillyVal:
grin grin grin grin
meanwhile, EFCC freezes an account (holding N9.9b) allegedly linked to Gov Ambode. He was elected in 2015 and in just 4 years such a humongous sum was stashed away?
The Great Oracle is answering to the wrong calling!
Lol... Have you forgotten that we believed and accepted that Diezani stole $20b under 4 years??

You know we Nigerians are very knowledgeable
Romance › Re: Apart From Saying "Hello" How Do You Answer Phone Calls? by Jokerman(m): 12:01pm On Aug 07, 2019
Afar na!!
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan We Need Explanation Now by Jokerman(m): 9:34am On Aug 07, 2019
Lol... Goodluck was using juju grin

Upon they said he drank a lot, he's still miles ahead of goslow alaye
Sports › Re: Ed Woodward Na Wa For You by Jokerman(op): 9:30am On Aug 07, 2019
Man UTD has pulled out of Eriksen deal once again as usual... grin

Why not just pursue Bruno Fernandez and milinko Savic, sell Pogba and Lukaku... Them manduzic as a cover for martial and rashford

Na wa

Hope we won't carry 7th this season sha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester City: Community Shield (1(4) - (5) 1) On 4th Aug. 2019 by Jokerman(m): 8:59am On Aug 07, 2019
Blabbermouth:
Jo Jo, Jokerman, give me ur answer
Ronaldo has two national team trophies whole Messi hasn't any
Crime › Re: Lady Narrates Her Experience With A "Breast Presser" At Yaba by Jokerman(m): 8:59am On Aug 07, 2019
Dera100:
You are eligible
Contact me when you are ready
The loan disbursement is within 48 hours
I need the interest rate first
Sports › Ed Woodward Na Wa For You by Jokerman(op): 9:14pm On Aug 06, 2019
Who do you want to buy now Mr Ed Woodward

Tottenham wan buy 3 great players

Dybala
Bruno/Lo Celso/Coutinho
Ndombele

Arsenal

Coutinho
Sports › Re: PSG offered Neymar to Manchester United but they turned him down by Jokerman(m): 7:10pm On Aug 06, 2019
Cantonese:
Remember that Messi is a South American too. Barcelona only did him a favour as a child and he has remained there since. I think Neymar should be made to honour his contract to the fullest. Contract rebels like him must be made to pay the price.
Lol... You know how many contract Messi don sign??
Crime › Re: Lady Narrates Her Experience With A "Breast Presser" At Yaba by Jokerman(m): 6:26pm On Aug 06, 2019
Dera100:
It depends on the amount you want
1.5m
Romance › Re: Should I Breakup With My Girlfriend Due To Old Flames? by Jokerman(m): 1:37pm On Aug 06, 2019
Give her a strict warning my guy
Sports › Re: Paul Pogba, Jesse Lingard Have ‘childish Mentality’ – Berbatov by Jokerman(m): 12:01pm On Aug 06, 2019
DonBenny77:
Lol, I miss real men in football men like seedorf, Luis figo, gatusso, del piero, John Terry, Roy Keane, Patrick Vieira. Too many kids playing these days
Am telling you bro... Too many kids
Foreign Affairs › Re: Protesters Destroyed Police Station, Parliament Building In Hongkong (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 11:33am On Aug 06, 2019
So you want me a Muslim to protest against Buhari??

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