₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,344,829 members, 8,513,890 topics. Date: Thursday, 05 November 2026 at 05:24 PM

Toggle theme

Jokerman's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Jokerman's Profile › Jokerman's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 512 513 514 515 516 517 518 519 520 (of 678 pages)

Sports › Re: The Failure To Sign Pogba Puts Zidane On The Verge Of Resignation (el Pais) by Jokerman(m): 5:36pm On Aug 16, 2019
mystical109:
even with ur ororo Madrid was second fiddle to Barcelona in Spain
In Europe and in the world at Large nkohuh
Romance › Re: "Never Allow Your Wife Or Girlfriend Go For Body Massage Session" (photos) by Jokerman(m): 12:59pm On Aug 16, 2019
This is rubbish na....

A woman should massage a woman... Infact women should massage both genders except the lady is single though
Sports › Re: OFFICIAL: Messi, Ronaldo & Van Dijk Shortlisted For 2018-19 UEFA Men's POTY by Jokerman(m): 10:27pm On Aug 15, 2019
Blabbermouth:
I am with you on this bro, Ronaldo deserves the MARKETING D'OR award.
What did Messi win last season that Ronaldo didn't??
Sports › Re: Zidane May QUIT Real Madrid Over Pogba Signing Failure by Jokerman(m): 10:22pm On Aug 15, 2019
nonny1212:
mumu.. if Leo messi leaves barca, barca would still do well. Check out their pre season. They did very good with messi on injury because they sure know how to use what they have. Which new fuvking energy do they need that they do not have now in Madrid. Is it the damn pogba ?.. zidane should learn how to groom players that's what a fuvking coach does.

Talking about Madrid's midfield, did u see what the youngsters Madrid bought during the transfer window did wherever they are brought in, rodrygo, Mariano, kubo, and co. They played amazing football.. zidane still prefers old lazy players because of favouritism. What will pogba come and do in Madrid that the players we have there cannot do. Even the stupid hazard he signed, some players in Madrid kicks the ball better than him.

Infact why am I even quoting u. U are just a modafuka who has decided to be ass leaking zidane's ego and favouritism.
Respect Zidane...

No coach turned UCL to farmer league like he did
Sports › Re: OFFICIAL: Messi, Ronaldo & Van Dijk Shortlisted For 2018-19 UEFA Men's POTY by Jokerman(m): 10:13pm On Aug 15, 2019
BroadStreetBull:
The shortlist should be Van Dijk, Messi and Mane.

Ronaldo has no business in this list.

He's only here because fans voted for 25 percent of the votes.

And as usual his stupid fans voted him.
Are you insecure??
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Jokerman(m): 8:25pm On Aug 15, 2019
Wu Assassins
Romance › Re: closed by Jokerman(m): 7:06pm On Aug 15, 2019
DenreleDave:
Fully erect is 6.5 and so but semi erect is 5 inches above


How can i increase
Are you ok... Do you know what 6.5 is?? You better shut it
Christianity Etc › Re: 'Every Pastor Loves Big Ass' - Reverend Obofour by Jokerman(m): 5:46pm On Aug 15, 2019
Honestly make some men of God pray make dem no go hell fire sha o
NYSC › Re: 4.6m Nigerians Have Participated In NYSC Since 1973 - DG by Jokerman(m): 5:05pm On Aug 15, 2019
Promxy94:
What number are my
You could may be number zero with your grate english
Sports › Re: Revealed: UEFA 2019 Player Of The Year Awards Final Shortlist by Jokerman(m): 4:29pm On Aug 15, 2019
eni4real:
That Ronaldo won SerieA player of the year ahead of Quagrilera, does not make him to be on the same level as Bernaldo Silva who won in the most difficult League in the World in the most competitive way ever!!! Bernaldo Silva further distinguish himself like Modric by winning the best player of the UNL!! He got sidelined because of his Weaker fame power obviously!!!
Lol... Clown... Did Bernado silva play better than Messi this season!?
Sports › Re: Messi's 7th Golden Boot, Cr7's 6th UCL & Records That Can Be Broken This Season by Jokerman(m): 4:21pm On Aug 15, 2019
BroadStreetBull:
You must have been in a cave to not know that Messi has a free role, irrespective of the formation.

I won't lecture you in that, just watch Barca's matches, at least 50 of them this season.

Don't just be watching highlights and looking at formations and match stats.
Messi plays free role, so what does Ronaldo play??
Sports › Re: Revealed: UEFA 2019 Player Of The Year Awards Final Shortlist by Jokerman(m): 3:05pm On Aug 15, 2019
eni4real:
Why is UEFA afraid of omitting him?? May be they don't want any of his tantrums!!

Mane, Allison and Bernaldo Silva definitely deserve the spot more!!!
Messi- Laliga player of the year

Van dijk- EPL player of the year

Ronaldo- SerieA player of the year

So??
Sports › Re: Messi's 7th Golden Boot, Cr7's 6th UCL & Records That Can Be Broken This Season by Jokerman(m): 2:47pm On Aug 15, 2019
BroadStreetBull:
Oga na lie.

What do you mean by forward? You mean centre forward?

The only time Messi was close to being a centre forward was as a false 9. And am sure you know what a false 9 is?

Meaning he was playing from the midfield and spending more time in the midfield.

After Xavi and Iniesta, Messi has spent an average of 60 minutes out of 90 minutes operating from midfield.


Ronaldo on the other hand has been a penalty box footballer since he joined Madrid, displacing poor Benzema as soon as the whistle goes.

That is 10 years playing as a forward, yet his goal stat is so inferior to Messi's.
Even at Man U he was a right sided forward.

Abeg leave matter, they are not mates!
Barca plays 4-3-3.... Tell us where Messi plays here??
Sports › Re: Revealed: UEFA 2019 Player Of The Year Awards Final Shortlist by Jokerman(m): 2:45pm On Aug 15, 2019
eni4real:
Mane, Allison, Bernaldo Silva are robbed again.. .

"Icon of football marketing" must always make the nomination!!

Awards is all about popularity nowadays!!! What is Cristiano doing therehuh shocked shocked shocked

This is another injustice just to massage the ego of a player that was defeated by Modric last season!!!

Is that the reason why UEFA is afraid of omitting him??

Sorry Mane, sorry Allison, sorry Bernaldo Silva!!!
Why are you afraid of Ronaldo being on the list
Sports › Re: Revealed: UEFA 2019 Player Of The Year Awards Final Shortlist by Jokerman(m): 2:42pm On Aug 15, 2019
Messi fans with red eyes right now... angry
Sports › Re: Messi's 7th Golden Boot, Cr7's 6th UCL & Records That Can Be Broken This Season by Jokerman(m): 12:52pm On Aug 15, 2019
BroadStreetBull:
Same applies in the so called Ronaldo-champions league.

Messi has 112 goals in 135 matches (0.83)
Ronaldo has 126 goals in 162 matches (0.78)

Greatest scorer indeed!
Oga Messi has always played as a forward
Sports › Re: Messi's 7th Golden Boot, Cr7's 6th UCL & Records That Can Be Broken This Season by Jokerman(m): 12:44pm On Aug 15, 2019
oghenerobo91:
Ronaldo is 2 years older than Messi but just 18 goals separates them. On a club level, Messi has more goals than him. Trophy wise, messi has more. U just watch and see.
Remember Messi holds the record for the highest goals in a calendar year, about 92. Ronaldo couldn't even reach 70 all his life
Messi 91
Ronaldo 76
Sports › Re: Messi's 7th Golden Boot, Cr7's 6th UCL & Records That Can Be Broken This Season by Jokerman(m): 11:01am On Aug 15, 2019
osazsky:
Fergie is a chicken for remaining in one club for 73 years up pep
You keep calling Pep here as if he is to first coach to achieve successes wherever he goes angry
Sports › Re: Messi's 7th Golden Boot, Cr7's 6th UCL & Records That Can Be Broken This Season by Jokerman(m): 10:58am On Aug 15, 2019
omonla10:
how can u base best player on goals scored.? Messi is all round.. Ronaldo just to score goals. Messi spends more time in d midfield. And always has Suarez in front of him. Unlike ronaldo
Is Ronaldo madrid's top 9??
Sports › Re: Messi's 7th Golden Boot, Cr7's 6th UCL & Records That Can Be Broken This Season by Jokerman(m): 10:32am On Aug 15, 2019
Ronaldo is the only player to win best player in 3 different top leagues.. EPL, Laliga and SerieA

Ronaldo win soon become the only player to win the ballondor in 3 different leagues

Ronaldo will also be the only player to win the golden boot in 3 different leagues

These points alone scares a lot of fellas... grin
Sports › Re: Zidane May QUIT Real Madrid Over Pogba Signing Failure by Jokerman(m): 9:30am On Aug 15, 2019
calculator123:
Sane, Sterling, Jesus, should I continue?

We all can see the massive increase in Sterling play.
When I mean young players, I mean like Foden, McTominay etc...not established bought 23-25 year olds
Sports › Re: PSG Rejects Both Barca And Real Madrid Bids For Neymar by Jokerman(m): 9:25am On Aug 15, 2019
So na Neymar wan safe Barca ni angry
Sports › Re: Zidane May QUIT Real Madrid Over Pogba Signing Failure by Jokerman(m): 12:24am On Aug 15, 2019
FreeSpirited:
You just open your mouth and spill thrash. Do you think Madrid is a team like Arsenal, Dortmund or Monaco that have a project of breeding players? Madrid is not a breeding ground. It's the home of stars, record setter and, the best of the best.
Those young players u mentioned will only drag the prestige of the club to the level of underachievers.....I'm not sure you even understand Madrid football management philosophy. There should be more of trusted and prestigious players in the team than the fingerlings.
.
Zidane knows what he's doing. He has to build a new crop of elite players..Madrid no be Arsenal
Then think say Madrid na Arsenal or City ni
Sports › Re: Zidane May QUIT Real Madrid Over Pogba Signing Failure by Jokerman(m): 12:19am On Aug 15, 2019
calculator123:
Exactly, dude is over hyped. He depends on finished/ready made products. Why can't he do what Pep is doing by grooming the younger players in his squad?
Which young players is Pep grooming??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool vs Chelsea: UEFA Super Cup (2(5) - (4) 2) On 14th August 2019 by Jokerman(m): 10:44pm On Aug 14, 2019
Up Liverpool

Van dijk for UEFA Best player and best defender

Klopp for UEFA best coach

YNWA
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool vs Chelsea: UEFA Super Cup (2(5) - (4) 2) On 14th August 2019 by Jokerman(m): 9:10pm On Aug 14, 2019
Make Liverpool win, make Van dijk win UEFA player of the year jare.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool vs Chelsea: UEFA Super Cup (2(5) - (4) 2) On 14th August 2019 by Jokerman(m): 8:47pm On Aug 14, 2019
Klopp is a just a loser... This is what he did against City, benching a good defender like Matip for Gomez, and here again angry
Sports › Re: Zidane May QUIT Real Madrid Over Pogba Signing Failure by Jokerman(m): 7:49pm On Aug 14, 2019
I respect Zidane since he turned UCL to farmers League
Sports › Re: Seven Football Legends Who Retired In 2019: Sneijder, Xavi, Cech, Robben by Jokerman(m): 11:47am On Aug 14, 2019
Josskute:
you are the one mistaken Oga, cos Quagliarella was clearly robbed. That's the point I was trying to make, you'd have understood if you were remotely smart enough.
If the best award was by highest goal scorer, can you tell me why Ronaldo didn't win more than one Laliga player of the season award??
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Reveals Why He's Better Than Messi, Fans React (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 11:13am On Aug 14, 2019
tysonnn:
You're talking nonsense. Ronaldo hardly contributed when it mattered the most. For instance, when real Madrid beat Liverpool in the previous champions league final, ronaldo was no where to be found..

Ronaldo that can never score from his own individual effort. All his team mates work for him to score. On the other hand, messi has been singlehandedly carrying his whole team along. He keeps working for all his teammates to score. But the idiots keep wasting the chances he creates for them.

Messi is better in all aspects. The only edge he has over messi is in nodding. Messi is the God of soccer. All hail Lord messi.
Ronaldo > Messi

After all the argument
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Reveals Why He's Better Than Messi, Fans React (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 10:06am On Aug 14, 2019
uthlaw:
you can never see messi saying this,once you know you are the best what you play will speak for you not until yourself and fans fighting for you that you are the best because the best player did not win world cup for his country or did not change club.....that just an excuse!
You mean Messi that accused commebol of corruption??

Or Messi that promised Barca fans that he would win UCL for them last year??
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Reveals Why He's Better Than Messi, Fans React (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 10:04am On Aug 14, 2019
tysonnn:
You're talking nonsense. Ronaldo hardly contributed when it mattered the most. For instance, when real Madrid beat Liverpool in the previous champions league final, ronaldo was now where to be found..
What did Messi contribute when Barca beat Juve in 2015 UCL final??

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 512 513 514 515 516 517 518 519 520 (of 678 pages)