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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jokerman(m): 9:24pm On Jul 21, 2019
hulk616:
highest grossing movie of all time. First billion dollars female superhero movie. Black panther Oscars.

Overrated TDK could not outgross black panther that was released once.
The Joker in TDK is bigger than Thanos
Sports › Re: Sports Industry Vs Entertainment Industry Which Is The Biggest In The World? by Jokerman(m): 9:04pm On Jul 21, 2019
Sports
Phones › Re: Samsung Galaxy A70 Unboxing Video And My First Impressions by Jokerman(m): 8:27pm On Jul 21, 2019
chloroform:
Someone should buy the phone for me. it's looking nice.
Huhhuh Will you pay me back??
Romance › Re: Compare Celine Dion 50+ And Joyce Meyer 70+ by Jokerman(m): 8:24pm On Jul 21, 2019
catwalq:
On the contrary sir,I believe in God and in salvation. As per the topic,tell me its healthy lifestyle or something not religion.

Or those Chosen members looking haggard are not serving God too?
Where have you seen chosen members haggard??
Romance › Re: See The Moment A Man Caught His Wife Cheating With Another Man (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 5:02pm On Jul 21, 2019
BareFacedLies:
That means you should be able to tolerate at least 4 cheatings grin
4000 forgivenesshuh
Travel › Re: Beautiful Photos From Abia State by Jokerman(m): 3:34pm On Jul 21, 2019
Anambralstson:
, Is Port Harcourt road state road ?
Paid government hack... Keep supporting mediocrity
Romance › Re: See The Moment A Man Caught His Wife Cheating With Another Man (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 12:39pm On Jul 21, 2019
BareFacedLies:
If truly you're a christian then you should be ready to forgive 70 x 70 times!
1 cheating = 1000 forgiveness
Romance › Re: See The Moment A Man Caught His Wife Cheating With Another Man (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 10:12am On Jul 21, 2019
respect80:
Tire ke.

Between the mortar and the pistol which one d spoil first?
cheesy
While you are already probably suffering from erectile dysfunction @65-70, @80 to 85, her hole will still be diggable by younger men who have special taste for older women if she is still interested in getting fuc*ed.
Lol... Women need companion as they get older bro... Forget... The woman go tire las las
Romance › Re: See The Moment A Man Caught His Wife Cheating With Another Man (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 10:08am On Jul 21, 2019
chenzen:
wallahi u be sabi man
Lol.. Na then she go report your case to the Lord o grin
Romance › Re: See The Moment A Man Caught His Wife Cheating With Another Man (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 10:07am On Jul 21, 2019
respect80:
He didn't ask you to sleep with another man's sweat, he said WIFE, not sweat.
cheesy
A man's wife is his sweat bro
Romance › Re: See The Moment A Man Caught His Wife Cheating With Another Man (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 9:46am On Jul 21, 2019
chenzen:
I endorse cheating... whether in marriage or relationship... life s about adventure and discovering new things...when I finally decide on getting married, I expect to marry a cheating spouse... we can av a mutual agreement that allows us to cheat as much as possible.
I m serious
Lolsssss.... Because you know say na the woman go tire las las as she nears the evening newspaper stage abi...... grin
Romance › Re: See The Moment A Man Caught His Wife Cheating With Another Man (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 9:44am On Jul 21, 2019
BareFacedLies:
Before getting married, make sure you fuçk at least one married woman.

If you do that you will realise that cheating is not the worst thing in life by a woman
Sorry I'm a Christian. Can't sleep with another man's sweat
Romance › Re: See The Moment A Man Caught His Wife Cheating With Another Man (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 8:06am On Jul 21, 2019
Fragility6:
They don't know. Before the man decided to pick her as a wife in the first place was a huge decision sef
I know it's a huge decision... But when death comes calling, it doesn't care about considerations o... And the partner goes and heals through... Same can be said for divorce... Cheating is the worst thing ever just after death
Romance › Re: See The Moment A Man Caught His Wife Cheating With Another Man (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 8:04am On Jul 21, 2019
Katier00:
You can't just throw everything away. Divorce is not as easy as you think. You will put many things into consideration
Damn considerations... Divorce first
Sports › Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Scores Stunning Goal, Bags 2nd MLS Hat-trick (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 7:54am On Jul 21, 2019
Blabbermouth:
Ibrahimovic, 6 leagues conquered. That 3 more than the leagues Ronaldo had conquered.
Let Ronaldo stop hiding in already made lion teams and move to average ones like zlatan had done b4 we can start comparing.
Fine then it's in this order

Ibrahimovic > Ronaldo > Messi
Crime › Re: El Chapo Jailed For Life by Jokerman(m): 8:42pm On Jul 20, 2019
I just read about the FMC in Colorado.. It sent shivers down my spine... Chai... Only one hour a day to see the light??

Even Bane's prison in Batman no worse like this...
Education › Re: Carpenter With No Child Sends 33 Strangers To University With Life Savings by Jokerman(m): 6:59pm On Jul 20, 2019
Wow.... The kind of legacy I hope to leave behind
Celebrities › Re: Pornhub Star 'jenna Presley' Quits Porn, Now A Church Preacher by Jokerman(m): 4:49pm On Jul 20, 2019
xapo:
nonsense why didn't she convert to atheist or Islam

they only remember Christianity when the got tired of their prostitution, criminality, indecency

so I ask why not atheist, Islam or anyother religion?
That's because only Jesus can save
Phones › Re: Hello Please Should I Buy This Phone My Budget Is 495,000 Naira by Jokerman(m): 4:15pm On Jul 20, 2019
Unless them dey worry you from village angry
Phones › Re: Why Millions Of Users Love Data Switcher on TECNO Phantom9 by Jokerman(m): 4:13pm On Jul 20, 2019
Abeg make una allow tecno marketers sell Biko.... angry
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo And Juventus Stars Mobbed, Arrive Singapore For ICC (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 4:11pm On Jul 20, 2019
Herdsmenson:
lmao. The same Messi that took Argentina to the finals in 2014 world cup and also won the Golden ball.

He has also took Argentina to finals countless of times.

Messi has scored 21 goals in FIFA World Cup qualifiers, making him the all-time top scorer of the qualification in CONMEBOL, along with his Barcelona teammate Luis Suárez.[6] He has scored nine goals in the Copa América,[1] leading his team to the final of the tournament in 2007, 2015, and 2016, each time finishing as a runner-up. At the 2015 tournament, he allegedly rejected the Best Player award and the trophy was omitted from the ceremony.[7][8] He has scored six times in the FIFA World Cup tournaments,[1] once in 2006, four times in 2014, when he guided his team to the final and was awarded the Golden Ball, and once in the 2018 World Cup finals.[9] The remainder of Messi's goals, 32, have come in friendlies.[1]
Oga what has Messi won for Argentina??
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo And Juventus Stars Mobbed, Arrive Singapore For ICC (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 4:10pm On Jul 20, 2019
Herdsmenson:
cheesy are we talking about his juventus stats?. Don't ever try to compare Messi with that overrated Mikel obi.
You said what did Ronaldo do for Juventus....
Sports › Re: Wolves 3(0) - (0)2 Manchester City (premier League Asia Trophy) Pre Season 2019 by Jokerman(m): 3:49pm On Jul 20, 2019
Lol... So wolves beat Man city
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo And Juventus Stars Mobbed, Arrive Singapore For ICC (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 3:45pm On Jul 20, 2019
Herdsmenson:
so scoring one goal now makes him the *goat".

What about my G.O.A.T

He won the golden boot
He has the most goals in the champions league
He has the most assist
He has the most man of the moment
He took his team to semi final both club and country.
La liga top scorer
La liga winner
Pichichi award
Messi can only be compare to Messi, e.g 2019 Messi vs 2012 Messi which is better.

Even at all the achievements he had this season, it was consider a bad season for him.

Ronaldo only achievements is winning a friendly trophy and he only play in 3 of the matches and hardly scoring in it.
Lol.... Look at yourself

Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo And Juventus Stars Mobbed, Arrive Singapore For ICC (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 3:43pm On Jul 20, 2019
Herdsmenson:
a real goat that didn't achieve anything this year.

What is his contribution to his team success? Nothing
Juventus highest goal scorer in league
Juventus highest goal scorer in UCL
Juventus highest assister
Juventus best player
SerieA best player 2018
Sports › Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Scores Stunning Goal, Bags 2nd MLS Hat-trick (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 3:37pm On Jul 20, 2019
Blabbermouth:
They are on the same level (individually)
Ronaldo

5 ballondors

Ibrahimovic

0 ballondors

You are wrong again
Sports › Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Scores Stunning Goal, Bags 2nd MLS Hat-trick (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 3:34pm On Jul 20, 2019
Blabbermouth:
On the same level with cristiano, remember?
Lol...

Ronaldo

La liga best player 2014
EPL best player 2007 and 2008
SerieA best player 2018

Ibrahimovic

huh?

Messi

Laliga best player only
Phones › Re: The Official Samsung Galaxy A70 Thread by Jokerman(m): 1:14pm On Jul 20, 2019
Honestly poverty na bastard, and must die by fire.... grin

I remember when I dey use VIVO, think say I dey use phone until I handled IPhone 6s..... grin

Sharperly I buy my babe Samsung A30... Na once she dash her tecno w5 out�
Phones › Re: The Official Samsung Galaxy A70 Thread by Jokerman(m): 1:08pm On Jul 20, 2019
krattoss:
ah swear down.
Na only Nairaland I dey hear Xiaomi dey bully guys around.

Am in a university environment and I interact with average well to do peeps.

All of em use iPhone Samsung.. even average ones use Huawei and the fee ones infinix and tecno.

Even the Slay queens and gees here use iPhone 8plus and s9+ upwards.

Nairaland xaomi thread is like a religion where their types cluster and live the fantasy of their lives whilst non tolerance of any opposition.

Mehn real life is different from nairaland ah swear down
Lol... You wan kill Xiaomi marketers grin..

iPhone
Samsung

Others

And it's from the politics section, I knew nairaland is vast from reality
Education › Re: ITF Pays 2018 Siwes Staff 15000 (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 12:20pm On Jul 20, 2019
ITF where is my own Siwes dues for over 7 years now

Is it fair??
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Atheists Speak White Man Language, Use Their Innovations Etc? by Jokerman(m): 9:16am On Jul 20, 2019
Oh .... Seems you just realized Atheists are the dumbest people on earth

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