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Sports › Re: Bale Pictured Laughing At Zidane After 7- 3 Humiliation By Atletico Madrid by Jokerman(m): 10:46am On Jul 28, 2019
When Bale disrespected Ronaldo, nobody said anything.... angry

Now everyone is fighting for Bale... Well he's off to China

And who is in right mind will compare Zidane to an average player like Bale??
Crime › Re: Arrested 'Aye' cultist Threatens to Kill All The Policemen Behind His Arrest by Jokerman(m): 10:32am On Jul 28, 2019
Lol.. See Ode... Putting himself in more trouble

I wish they could extradite this guy to go serve time in the Alcatraz of the Rockies... grin
Sports › Re: Henry Onyekuru And Esty Traditional Wedding Pictures: Super Eagles Storm Event by Jokerman(m): 10:22pm On Jul 27, 2019
Lol... Onyekuru 22... Person wey don play for obasanjo babes b4??
Sports › Re: I Want To Buy Chelsea – Oluwo Of Iwo by Jokerman(m): 8:59pm On Jul 27, 2019
Huh... Chelsea bottle or sachet??
Romance › Re: Every Lady Above 30 Once Saw and ignored Serious Men In Their Early 20s. by Jokerman(m): 12:56pm On Jul 27, 2019
And it seems these ladies get pained whenever they reminisce
Romance › Re: 25 Pedophiles Arrested In U. S. As Agents Posed As Minor Online To Lure(Pics) by Jokerman(m): 12:54pm On Jul 27, 2019
Sick men
Crime › Re: Woman Commits Suicide Over Friend’s Unpaid LAPO Loan In Ibadan by Jokerman(m): 12:26pm On Jul 27, 2019
If the woman had regard for her husband, I don't think she'd have ended her life like this

And for her fleeing friend, to what end??

In the end everyone becomes sloppy.. Ask Gardaffi, El chapo, Escobar, Osama, Evans, Don waney, Anini etc
Sports › Re: Messi Would Be Suspended Six Months For Conject Attacks (ESPN) by Jokerman(m): 11:55am On Jul 27, 2019
Does Messi offer anything to the argentine team??

Having him and still losing 4 finals
Sports › Re: Real Madrid 3-7 Atletico Madrid: Diego Costa Bags Four Goal In Shock Derby Win by Jokerman(m): 11:53am On Jul 27, 2019
mosefin19:
Nawa oo u guys should chill Na person wey never play pass 3 match una don start 2 dey shout.. Naso Ronaldo take shine when he just come??
Sit and watch out for Madrid when d season fully start he go shock una
Many of them are Barca fans... So to prove point they will quickly pass judgment... Their same Barca that Liverpool trashed like babies
Sports › Re: Real Madrid 3-7 Atletico Madrid: Diego Costa Bags Four Goal In Shock Derby Win by Jokerman(m): 10:02am On Jul 27, 2019
This Atletico go scatter Barca
Sports › Re: Real Madrid 3-7 Atletico Madrid: Diego Costa Bags Four Goal In Shock Derby Win by Jokerman(m): 9:55am On Jul 27, 2019
So na Ronaldo dey carry this team before grin
Politics › Re: El-Zakzaky: Court Declares Shiite (IMN) 'Terrorist Group' by Jokerman(m): 9:40am On Jul 27, 2019
Another Qadaffi Scenario
Politics › ASAP Please ... Directions To Ajao Estate Junior Secondary by Jokerman(op): 10:05pm On Jul 26, 2019
Please I need directions to this secondary school for anyone who knows

I'm driving from Ogudu express road going towards gbagada area

Please help to locate this school

Please treat as urgent thanks
Crime › Re: Ishefun Boys Rape Girls In Ogun State, Victims Share Experiences by Jokerman(m): 2:02pm On Jul 26, 2019
Stupid young cult boys that would soon be killed like their fellow dead cultists in bariga and other places

Police o... You are needed
TV/Movies › Re: Marvel Cinematic Universe by Jokerman(m): 5:51am On Jul 26, 2019
Marvels Agents of shield
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Free-kick Goal As Juventus Defeat Inter Milan(Photos) by Jokerman(m): 9:00pm On Jul 25, 2019
Blabbermouth:
Come to think of it oooo, its true. Coupled with the fact that ronaldo won 2, yet no single golden ball award. Lemme call messi to dash him 1, so he can truly say -I CONQUERED FOR COUNTRY.
Lol... According to my fellow barcalian logic

Golden ball> World Cup/Euros/COPA/AFCON etc

grin
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Free-kick Goal As Juventus Defeat Inter Milan(Photos) by Jokerman(m): 1:15pm On Jul 25, 2019
Blabbermouth:
Tell them o, it seems to have an Eder in a national team is very expensive.
How could he just be showing individual greatness with MVP in all national tournament. DAT lion(el) should have only featured in the semi final. And score those higuain chances himself.
By the way sm1 just scored his 1st Free-kick for his club since the past two years or so..
Did u hear about it?
Lol.... All these pale to utter insignificance to the fact that out asun has played 4 finals and lost all angry
Sports › Re: Francis Uzoho Resumes Pre-Season Training With Omonia, His New Club by Jokerman(m): 10:29pm On Jul 24, 2019
Lol... Alaye 20 years
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Free-kick Goal As Juventus Defeat Inter Milan(Photos) by Jokerman(m): 8:54pm On Jul 24, 2019
Blabbermouth:
No mind am , he forgot the 1,200+ goals pele scored mostly In friendlies and other unofficial matches. And how football was a part time job to any footballer who was not a star then.
That guy is a real joker jare, let's leave him
My fellow Messi fan, when will our Barca asun win something with his national team like his godfather Maradona??
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Free-kick Goal As Juventus Defeat Inter Milan(Photos) by Jokerman(m): 8:15pm On Jul 24, 2019
tesppidd:
Only One GOAT exists, not Two.


The Fans Worldwide have spoken!


SPORTbible with the aid of tier maker.


GOAT: Lionel Messi

Legend: Zinedine Zidane, Paolo Maldini, Ronaldinho, Ronaldo Luis Nazario de Lima, Cristiano Ronaldo, Johan Cruyff, Carles Puyol and Diego Maradona

Great: Gianluigi Buffon, Rivaldo, Ryan Giggs, Thierry Henry, Steven Gerrard, Alan Shearer, Frank Lampard, Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Roberto Carlos

Good: Sergio Aguero, Didier Drogba, Virgil van Dijk, Robin van Persie, David Beckham and Kylian Mbappe

Underrated: Sergio Busquets, Wayne Rooney, Arjen Robben and Son Heung-min

Overrated: Alexis Sanchez, Antoine Griezmann, Mesut Ozil, Gerard Pique, Pele, Neymar, Gareth Bale and Karim Benzema

TierMaker has also been used to rate different positions in the Premier League, from centre-backs and midfielders to wingers.
Lol... Pele... Overrated??

This Messi fans sef... grin
Sports › Re: Abraham And Barkley Give Lampard's Chelsea A Win Over Barca by Jokerman(m): 6:31am On Jul 24, 2019
[quote author= post=80572014]This illiterate boy,
you want to continue where you stopped during the election.
You better becareful Ope.
Be guided![/quote]Lol... That's opeyemicollins... grin
Sports › Re: Man U Drops To 6th As Dallas Cowboys Remains Most Valuable Team by Jokerman(m): 6:29am On Jul 24, 2019
Man UTD is still the best team in England even in their fumbling state
Sports › Re: Wolves Beat Man City In Premier League's Asia Trophy Final by Jokerman(m): 7:58pm On Jul 22, 2019
stanliwise:
Only few senior players were present. Although wolves tried.
C'mon shut it

De Byrne
Sane
Sterling
Gundogan
Rodri
Bravo
Danilo

The same team that beat west ham 4-1 a day before
Sports › Re: Is Bale The Most Successful ‘failure’ Ever? by Jokerman(m): 7:55pm On Jul 22, 2019
Bale
Nani
Nasri
Sports › Re: Samuel Chukwueze Visits Governor Ikpeazu (photos) by Jokerman(m): 7:02pm On Jul 22, 2019
Ikpeazu suppose give am kerosene
Crime › Re: El Chapo Final Journey To Colorado Prison Where He'll Serve Life Sentence(Pics) by Jokerman(m): 9:21am On Jul 22, 2019
decub:
Even in America, they run things. The only difference is that he might not escape cos of the maximum security.

He can do most of his shit behind bars. What an average American prisoner wants but lack is unrestrained freedom!
Bro you don't understand what that ADX means... I read about it and was scared...imagine sitting in a room for 23 hours with no one to talk to?? Just you alone
Crime › Re: El Chapo Final Journey To Colorado Prison Where He'll Serve Life Sentence(Pics) by Jokerman(m): 9:14am On Jul 22, 2019
In fact him go write him own book of revelations for this confinement grin

Crime doesn't pay... At the end it's prison or death
Crime › Re: El Chapo Final Journey To Colorado Prison Where He'll Serve Life Sentence(Pics) by Jokerman(m): 9:10am On Jul 22, 2019
Deepfeel:
Very good to let you know US prisons are not as perfect as you claim,
Now ADX might be that secure yes it's true am not arguing about it, but like I said everything in this world has a price people working there are not saints and this drug dealer is not just any average prisoner he will have an upper hand believe it or not, it is what it is, only the smart and powerful survive in this world even in prison
Lol... I pity you... Please read up

A US prisoner who escaped US prisons twice was brought here. After some years he was granted to have an interview

"Thank God for prisons, because some people aren't meant to live amongst human beings and they are found in this ADX" those were his words...

Please read up
Sports › Another COPA America 2020??? by Jokerman(op): 7:06am On Jul 22, 2019
These people want Messi to win national trophy by fire by force sha, and Argentina will be co-hosting next year edition..

What kind of tournament is this COPA sef
Politics › Re: Have You Noticed Nigeria Has No Direction Under Buhari? by Jokerman(m): 5:49am On Jul 22, 2019
I stopped counting Buhari as a person long enough...

Let the failure just finish his tenure and leave... I have never seen a more cursed soul

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