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Sports › Re: Virgil Van Dijk, Mohamed Salah & Sadio Mane Named On 2019 Best FIFA Men's Player by Jokerman(m): 12:24pm On Aug 02, 2019
eni4real:
Overall Figo has more La liga assists, he had 100+ La liga assists!!! It is a record that Messi broke...

For country, Messi has more national team assists which is 41assists with his 68 goals !!!
Ronaldo has 28 assists with his 88 goals!!!
Oga, I asked you in Madrid shirt... I didn't combine Barcelona and Madrid that Figo had

Even all time Figo (inter, sporting, Barcelona and Madrid), he's still below CR7 in assists making...

In Madrid shirt (Laliga, UCL, COPA dey Rey, etc), tell us any Madrid player now or past, that has more assists than CR7
Sports › Re: Virgil Van Dijk, Mohamed Salah & Sadio Mane Named On 2019 Best FIFA Men's Player by Jokerman(m): 12:20pm On Aug 02, 2019
PopeFlatino:
grin are u dumb?...UNL a country huh...lol

Besides the golden boot dey gave him in that UNL competition is for semifinal and final....the rightful topscorer of the competition is Mitrovic
Did Mitrovic win any award??

Apart from Barcelona Laliga and UCL, what other shirt has Messi won any scoring award??
Sports › Re: Virgil Van Dijk, Mohamed Salah & Sadio Mane Named On 2019 Best FIFA Men's Player by Jokerman(m): 12:19pm On Aug 02, 2019
stefanbanach:
16 trophies in three years. 100 points in a season.

All these people you mentioned, they're not even as tactical as marcelo bielsa. Talkless of guardiola....
Lol... Barcelona fan I expect nothing less??

Was Pep the first to get 100 points in a season?

16 trophies in 3 years makes you a genius??

What about someone who won the UCL 3 times in a row... What do you call that??
Sports › Re: Virgil Van Dijk, Mohamed Salah & Sadio Mane Named On 2019 Best FIFA Men's Player by Jokerman(m): 8:42am On Aug 02, 2019
Blabbermouth:
See stats oooo

Ronaldo: I am Europe's finest goal poacher.
Messi: Wait.....
Highest Golden Boot Winner: Messi
Europe's highest Goalscorer: Messi
Europe Highest assist maker: Messi
Europe's best chance creator: Messi
Highest Goalscored in a year: Messi
Messi: Bro, I don't poach goals, I am the Goal
Accumulated stats against the likes of eibar and getafe etc

Check out stats in competitions

UCL
World Cup
Nations cup
Sports › Re: Virgil Van Dijk, Mohamed Salah & Sadio Mane Named On 2019 Best FIFA Men's Player by Jokerman(m): 7:27am On Aug 02, 2019
PopeFlatino:
grin thats why he ran away...d last time he won a league Golden boot ,Buhari wasn't d president grin
lol... However Ronaldo has won golden boot in 3 different countries

1 in England
3 in Spain
1 in UNL
Sports › Re: Virgil Van Dijk, Mohamed Salah & Sadio Mane Named On 2019 Best FIFA Men's Player by Jokerman(m): 4:01am On Aug 02, 2019
anonymous1759:
Ronaldo on that list is a Scam this season. Uefa nations league is a friendly competition, he wasn't even the best player.

In Europe and club level Messi is ahead of Ronaldo this season so tell me how Ronaldo deserves it more than Messi? VVD, on the other hand is a defender he tried but only in world cup season that defenders and highly performing midfielders wins the Ballon d'or ahead of a striker.
Individual performance Messi is ahead of every single player on that list.
Golden boot in the entire Europe the only competition him and Ronaldo competed together is was ahead of Ronaldo in terms of goals and who went far.

Mpape did better than Ronaldo last season.
lol...

Last season

Messi
Laliga
Laliga golden boot
UCL golden boot
Laliga player of the season
UEFA club forward of the season
European golden boot

Ronaldo
Serie A
Supercopa italia
SerieA player of the season
UNL
UNL top scorer award

Van dijk
EPL
EPL best player
EPL best defender
UNL best defender
UCL
UEFA club best defender
UEFA club player of the season
UEFA super cup (incoming)

From all these stats, pray tell who deserves it ??
Sports › Re: Virgil Van Dijk, Mohamed Salah & Sadio Mane Named On 2019 Best FIFA Men's Player by Jokerman(m): 3:37am On Aug 02, 2019
anonymous1759:
Ready your Sniper
You need to tell us why you would give Messi FIFA best player even after performing woefully for his country
Sports › Re: Virgil Van Dijk, Mohamed Salah & Sadio Mane Named On 2019 Best FIFA Men's Player by Jokerman(m):
eni4real:
Only for Madrid or in La Liga overall??

Figo is my answer (in La Liga overall)!!

Figo: 106 assists
Cristiano: 85 assists..
Figo had a total of 59 assists in Laliga only for madrid�
While CR7 had a total of 95 assists... Remember both were wingers, and Figo played with greater players than Ronaldo played with
https://www.transfermarkt.com/luis-figo/leistungsdatenverein/spieler/3446

For both club and country, CR7 has a combined assists of 250 assists... I think only Messi has more assist career wise than Ronaldo with 286 assists, although all this was amassed more with Barcelona because for national team Ronaldo has more assists
Sports › Re: Virgil Van Dijk, Mohamed Salah & Sadio Mane Named On 2019 Best FIFA Men's Player by Jokerman(m): 10:41pm On Aug 01, 2019
anonymous1759:
Oga Shatap joor. Juve have won 7 straight league cups before Ronaldo came and you call that a competitive league? Even when barca was on fire they didn't win the league more than 3 times straight .

Was Ronaldo the highest goal scorer in the league?
Messi is ahead of Ronaldo in the UCL in terms of goals and who went far in the competition.

Quarter final In Copa America is more valuable than uefa nations league it's a friendly competition and Ronaldo is not even the best player. So what's your argument?

Messi is winning this one Vigil second Mpape third.

Mpape had a better season than Ronaldo talk less of Messi. Ready your Sniper.
Lol... Hope you know the winners would be announced in September after the European super cup is played in Aufust??

VVD 1st
Ronaldo 2nd
Messi 3rd
Sports › Re: Virgil Van Dijk, Mohamed Salah & Sadio Mane Named On 2019 Best FIFA Men's Player by Jokerman(m): 10:39pm On Aug 01, 2019
eni4real:
It is not Jargon!!

World best Playmaker is an award given to the most creative player in the World.. In terms of assists, chance creation, teammates set up and overall control on the ball...

Ronaldo may have good assist stat with Madrid but he lacks in other departments of Playmaking..

Previous winners of the award according to IFHSS

Xavi: 4 Times
Iniesta: 2 Times
Zizou: 1 time
Messi: 3 times
Modric: 1 time.


Messi is the only World best Playmaker winner with European Golden shoe tho!!! Totality!!!

Ronaldo is a predator. His skill set does not extend to Playmaking!!! He is average at it tho!!!
Fine... So who amongst greatest Madrid players have more assists than Ronaldo??
Sports › Re: Virgil Van Dijk, Mohamed Salah & Sadio Mane Named On 2019 Best FIFA Men's Player by Jokerman(m): 9:34pm On Aug 01, 2019
stefanbanach:
of course. Pep is a genius. A tactical innovator/engineer. Only football tacticians know this.
What genius is he??

What has he done as a coach that these coaches haven't done??

Ferguson
Zidane
Mourinho
Ancelotti
Del Bosque
Sports › Re: Virgil Van Dijk, Mohamed Salah & Sadio Mane Named On 2019 Best FIFA Men's Player by Jokerman(m): 9:31pm On Aug 01, 2019
eni4real:
He is a Juventus player now..
This nomination is based on his performance in 2019 only...

He never won the "World best Playmaker" award tho!!
He may have good assist stat but he is not a good Playmaker like Modric!!
In the scheme of things, what the hell that world best playmaker mean??

In Modric position in footballing history, he's not even in top 10

But in Ronaldo's position, he's the numero uno... An award can come up to show best wing player, does it mean anything

Tell us which Madrid player has more assists than Ronaldo, you are saying jargons... Don't allow me insult you please
Sports › Re: Virgil Van Dijk, Mohamed Salah & Sadio Mane Named On 2019 Best FIFA Men's Player by Jokerman(m): 5:14pm On Aug 01, 2019
eni4real:
What about Quagrilera assists??
What about the quality of teammates he played with??

Hazard is a creator, not a goal predator like Ronaldo. He is measured by his Playmaking impact and partly goals..
Using Hazard as a comparison to Ronaldo output is unsuitable...
Ronaldo is measured by goals as a predator kind of player!! He improved in assists last season but he was not even the top assist provider in Italy unlike Hazard who was the king of assists provision /chances creation in the EPL!!
Tell us any Madrid player now and before, that had/has more assists than Ronaldo in Madrid shirt??
Sports › Re: Virgil Van Dijk, Mohamed Salah & Sadio Mane Named On 2019 Best FIFA Men's Player by Jokerman(m): 5:11pm On Aug 01, 2019
eni4real:
The guy is very funny..
SerieA is to Juventus as Ligue 1 is to PSG!!!

Ronaldo was hiding in Juventus throughout the season until the semi finals of the UNL when he joined Portugal team tho...

Short cut to success!!!

Bernaldo Silva is definitely robbed!!!
Oga Ronaldo won SerieA best player
Sports › Re: Virgil Van Dijk, Mohamed Salah & Sadio Mane Named On 2019 Best FIFA Men's Player by Jokerman(m): 5:10pm On Aug 01, 2019
Blabbermouth:
eni4real and Jokerman, come and see this one oo
Messi
Laliga

Ronaldo
SerieA
COPPA italia
UNL
Sports › Re: Guardiola And Klopp Lead Shortlist For Best FIFA Men's Coach Of The Year by Jokerman(m): 9:34pm On Jul 31, 2019
Fernando Santos

Jurgen Klopp

Guardiola
Sports › Re: Messi, Ronaldo & Van Dijk All Nominated For Best FIFA Player Of The Year by Jokerman(m): 9:19pm On Jul 31, 2019
This year thiugh

Van dijk 1st
Cristiano 2nd
Messi 3rd

But what's Harry Kane doing on the list?? We have Bernado and Allison etc
Sports › Re: Still NO Win In Pre-season, Real Madrid Can't Find Right Direction Under Zidane by Jokerman(m): 11:38am On Jul 31, 2019
Jaytecq:
The ONLY COACH TO HAVE WON 6 trophies in a Season.

right now PEP is the best COACH. u can do ur home work bro.
Pep is a local champion... He's the best in England, not in the world...

Like someone said Pep, Mourinho are money managers....
Sports › Re: The Top 10 Greatest Football Players Of The Last 25 Years by Jokerman(m): 7:20am On Jul 31, 2019
MasonKendall:
25 years ago abi? And who told you pele is the best player ever? ... I don't wan't to stage an arguement with you this evening
Oga Pele is the greatest player ever, followed by Maradona
Sports › Re: Still NO Win In Pre-season, Real Madrid Can't Find Right Direction Under Zidane by Jokerman(m): 7:14am On Jul 31, 2019
cenaman:
Zidane is an over rated manager.
With 3 UCLs?? Tell us any coach in the world that can do this.... Even your best ever coach Guardiola couldn't do this
Christianity Etc › Re: Ruth Ifunanya Muoka And Lucky Oha Wedding Pictures by Jokerman(m): 4:59pm On Jul 29, 2019
Beautiful... God bless the couple
Education › Re: Would You Score Your Students 39 And 69 Or Would You Add 1 To The Score? by Jokerman(m): 2:49pm On Jul 29, 2019
Lovelyn451:
I won't add shimgbai
Lol.... grin 2.2 fellow.... grin
Sports › Re: Real Madrid Officially Calls Off Bale's Move To China by Jokerman(m): 6:58am On Jul 29, 2019
I think Ronaldo's transfer has taught Madrid lessons...

However Bale is suffering disrespect as he himself doesn't respect his elders, I remember what he said when Ronaldo left Madrid, as if it was Ronaldo that held his glass legs from reaching his peak

Some people even say Bale is better than Zidane(Arguably the best CM of all time)

Well as a Barca fan, I wish we could buy bale to our team, maybe he'd win Barca best player of the season, since he never won any at Madrid
Phones › Downloading On Iphone by Jokerman(op): 10:51pm On Jul 28, 2019
Please is it possible to download files on my iPhone especially videos rather than streaming them, coz na wa o

Any solution is needed
Crime › Re: Maiduguri: Death toll in Boko Haram attack at funeral up to sixty-five by Jokerman(m): 10:48pm On Jul 28, 2019
This Boko haram people... Your end is nearer than you think
Sports › Re: Bale's China Move Called Off By Real Madrid by Jokerman(m): 5:44pm On Jul 28, 2019
Has Bale ever won Madrid player of the season??

Well as a Barca fan, I wish we can buy Bale grin
Sports › Re: Bale Pictured Laughing At Zidane After 7- 3 Humiliation By Atletico Madrid by Jokerman(m): 5:42pm On Jul 28, 2019
bluefilm:
But that's exactly how I have been laughing at Atiku bin Camerooni since that day he lost the election and even now he's wasting his time in the courts.

The best part is that I will sure continue to laugh at him and all his misguided atikulooted followers till 2023. grin
Atiku bin camerouni grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Melody Adjija Exposed And Arrested Over Fake Miracle (Video, Photos) by Jokerman(m): 5:00pm On Jul 28, 2019
Mk12:
of course miracle exist but not magic. surviving on this world with good health is a miracle, the beautiful flowers and plants are miracle. the human body and our ability to recreate our kind is also a big miracle. there are many more act of miracles that you can still think of
Are you saying God can't use humans to do miracles??
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Melody Adjija Exposed And Arrested Over Fake Miracle (Video, Photos) by Jokerman(m): 4:19pm On Jul 28, 2019
Mk12:
it is not daddy freeze who is a realistic individual that will be disgrace but those daddy GO who claim
to possess the ability to perform magic. scamming millions their hard-earned money in the name of miracle
Are you saying true miracles do not exist??
Career › Re: My Heart Felt Message To GRADUATES Teaching In Private Primary/secondary Schoo by Jokerman(m): 3:15pm On Jul 28, 2019
How much is the average fees of a student per term??

How large is the workforce??

How many students does the school have??
Sports › Re: Hazard & Van Dijk Replace Ronaldo As FIFA 20 Cover Stars by Jokerman(m): 12:49pm On Jul 28, 2019
eni4real:
Modric overtook him at the highest level of football - The World cup!!!
COPA America failure has removed Messi from the list

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