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Politics › Re: Noted by Jokerman(m): 9:03am On Jul 20, 2019
If you ever read the bible, you'd have resigned as a Nigerian senator
Sports › Re: BREAKING NEWS: Real Madrid Signs Nigerian Defender by Jokerman(m): 8:52am On Jul 20, 2019
Na Omeruo dem sign grin
Sports › Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Scores Stunning Goal, Bags 2nd MLS Hat-trick (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 8:44am On Jul 20, 2019
kennosklint:
The reason behind this guy not winning world best still baffles me
What year did he deserve ithuh?
Sports › Re: 22 Years Old Bennacer Named 2019 AFCON Player Of The Tournament by Jokerman(m): 8:39am On Jul 20, 2019
Bias Messi fans coming here to query whether Bennacer deserved the golden ball, but won't query if Messi deserves his 2014 WC golden ball without making team of the tournament based on statistics

Lol.... grin
Travel › Re: Road Linking Bida To Katcha LGA Of Niger State Destroyed By Heavy Rain by Jokerman(m): 8:26am On Jul 20, 2019
favour32:
Everybody Tom,Dick and Harry is now an Engineer!
Most of them called Engineer do not have first degree or school certificate.
A mason with time will become a builder and then illegally elevated to an Engineer.
It cuts across Electrical, Mechanical and less of Civil Engineering.
Road construction should be the duty of a qualified Civil Engineer or any related field.
Lolsss... We engineers have suffered... The problem is Coren and nse.... And if something isn't done, it would get worse....
Phones › Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Jokerman(m): 4:51pm On Jul 18, 2019
kennysympathy:
You can fix it with a computer. Look for a software engineer.
Thanks bro
Phones › Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Jokerman(m): 11:47pm On Jul 17, 2019
Hi phone engineers

Please I need help or advises on how to solve this phone factory reset problem

A tecno W5 lite was reset. At the startup of the screen, Language was selected, SIM cards were verified and Wifi too...

At the google account login page however, it keeps writing "can't login due to password change, retry in 24 hours.. I also used the last used google account, still the same wahala...

As anyone encountered this problem before, and was it solved?? Thanks for replies
Career › Re: Become A Professional CCTV/DSTV/INTERCOM Installer by Jokerman(m): 10:09pm On Jul 17, 2019
08130988686
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Has Won 225 Man Of The Match Awards Since The 2010/11 Season by Jokerman(m): 9:48pm On Jul 17, 2019
Messi fans don come with their irrelevant facts again cheesy
Sports › Re: EA Sports Lose Almost £700 Million After Juventus FIFA 20 Snub by Jokerman(m): 8:20pm On Jul 17, 2019
PES is better to me jare
Sports › Re: Man City Ranked Best Fooball Team In The World, Man Utd 34th [Top 10] by Jokerman(m): 6:02pm On Jul 17, 2019
osazsky:
in 25 years time its pre season throphys u will be counting like arsenal while we roll with d big boys,,,a club with no ambition, no sys,no patern and pays free salary just to keep average players,who ever runs man u,is definitely a white Buhari
Lol..... For over a century now, man shitty has been below Man UTD, it will continue for the next jubilee bro grin
Sports › Re: Man City Ranked Best Fooball Team In The World, Man Utd 34th [Top 10] by Jokerman(m): 7:21pm On Jul 16, 2019
osazsky:
even d white have accepted how man u has been dragged down to hell by the glazers and his foolish policy's,and that they are not expecting anything from man u in 25 years if things continue like this but thrust black they will nerver still accept,my colleague is still of the opinion that Buhari will turn Nigeria to London before he leaves office as d president,whoever runs man u is a white buhari
In the same 25 year period, city will still be below Man utd... When team like Liverpool and Chelsea are talking, you keep quiet
Sports › Re: Man City Ranked Best Fooball Team In The World, Man Utd 34th [Top 10] by Jokerman(m): 7:16pm On Jul 16, 2019
osazsky:
we used to be ur noisy neigbours but now we are d citizens so I cant stop,i hate man u more than zee world self
So why do you keep crying whenever I put you on your place with records and stats??
Sports › Re: Man City Ranked Best Fooball Team In The World, Man Utd 34th [Top 10] by Jokerman(m): 4:02pm On Jul 16, 2019
osazsky:
I said it before,,,the rating was not done in 2008,,,this is 2019,rating ,them don they come,, stop at ur 20 league,arsenal 13,,,remain there with no ambition,we are coming,this year we will b in 7 league throphys
Then stop talking ill of man utd, and face your city
Sports › Re: Man City Ranked Best Fooball Team In The World, Man Utd 34th [Top 10] by Jokerman(m): 3:57pm On Jul 16, 2019
osazsky:
man u has always been average even in d time of Howard webb
In English football, no club has produced the caliber of players Man utd has except probably Chelsea
Sports › Re: Man City Ranked Best Fooball Team In The World, Man Utd 34th [Top 10] by Jokerman(m): 3:54pm On Jul 16, 2019
osazsky:
How is man u on 17th,,,man u that cant win a secondary team,I dont believe this list jor,even if I believe others I wont believe man u own ,they should b further down .man u that pays free huge salaries for unproductivity
It would take your man shitty years to attain the pedigree man utd already has
Sports › Re: Algeria Vs Nigeria: AFCON Semi-Finals (2 - 1) Full Time by Jokerman(m): 9:29pm On Jul 14, 2019
This coach na jonser grin
Business › Re: Top Business Loactaions In Lagos| Cotenant.com.ng by Jokerman(m): 7:02pm On Jul 14, 2019
saraki2019:
My comment is not for kids
He just told you the truth... No be only Kano, na Kanu
Sports › Re: If Nigeria Wins Algeria To Night Call Me A Big Fool by Jokerman(m): 6:16pm On Jul 14, 2019
Ode.
Phones › Re: Tecno Factory Reset Problem by Jokerman(op): 5:22pm On Jul 14, 2019
princemillla:
Do you have pc
lol... I have.. I also have cable too
Phones › Re: Tecno Factory Reset Problem by Jokerman(op): 5:18pm On Jul 14, 2019
princemillla:
Don't stress ur self just bypass. If you have pc u can do it
How, please...
Sports › Re: Mourinho: Cristiano Might Win COPA America Before Messi by Jokerman(op): 3:27pm On Jul 14, 2019
This will trigger Barvelona, pep Guardiola and Messi fans in 1,2,3....... Go! grin
Sports › Mourinho: Cristiano Might Win COPA America Before Messi by Jokerman(op): 3:24pm On Jul 14, 2019
- Jose Mourinho has stated that Ronaldo stands a chance of winning Copa America if given opportunity

- The Portuguese gaffer suggested that top European countries should be invited as guest nations to make it more competitive

- Messi's Argentina finished in a disappointing third position at the just concluded tournament in Brazil Jose Mourinho believes Cristiano Ronaldo will win Copa America before Lionel Messi if Portugal are given the chance to play in the CONMEBOL competition.

Mourinho words: ""If CONMEBOL want to increase their audience and make #copaamerica competitive, they should invite European Teams, invite Spain, invite France, invite Portugal. If they invite Portugal, Cristiano might win a Copa America before Messi."

Read more: https://www.legit.ng/1248725-mourinho-believes-ronaldo-will-win-copa-america-before-messi.html?fbclid=IwAR27HzO33uIkrt-N7suGsoQCvCe3xz8pQ7sJ-svsfR-MH9QA7GakJPyB1xw
Phones › Tecno Factory Reset Problem by Jokerman(op): 2:56pm On Jul 14, 2019
Hi phone engineers

Please I need help or advises on how to solve this phone factory reset problem

A tecno W5 lite was reset. At the startup of the screen, Language was selected, SIM cards were verified and Wifi too...

At the google account login page however, it keeps writing "can't login due to password change, retry in 24 hours.. I also used the last used google account, still the same wahala...

As anyone encountered this problem before, and was it solved?? Thanks for replies
Career › Re: Which Skill Better Between Tailoring Nd Computer Repairer by Jokerman(m): 8:36am On Jul 14, 2019
meobizy:
I thought the use of abbreviations via text was outdated.
With a qwerty phone no one has an excuse to write like a toddler, not to talk of a 300L student.

My advice is for you to choose tailoring, there is always a demand for clothes to get made or patched.
From the tailoring job you can make enough money to rent a place, employ extra hands and eventually attend trainings to learn computer repair.
That is if you don’t Bleep up first by marrying a wife when you’re still struggling.
I don’t know what it is Nigerians cherish about marriage.
As per marriage, don't you know time waits for no man, and every keeps getting older and no one knows his/her time of departure
Sports › Re: Halep Shatters Serena Williams Bid For 24th Grand Slam Title by Jokerman(m): 5:53pm On Jul 13, 2019
Lol....Serena Williams don suffer sha o grin
Romance › Re: Twitter User Reveals Secret About Lagos Based Marraiges by Jokerman(m): 9:23am On Jul 13, 2019
Mhen hell fire go full
Sports › Re: Barcelona Confirm The Signing Of Antoine Griezmann On A Five-year Deal by Jokerman(m): 5:32am On Jul 13, 2019
uunwanaobong3:
CITY? ARE FOR REALLL... WHEN LAST HAVE U HEARD THAT CITY SPEND 65 MILLION POUNDS ON ONE PLAYER .,... MEANWHILE CLUB LIKE CHELSEA AND LIVERPOOL ARE SPENDING MORE THAN THAT AMOUNT ON KEEPERS... EVEN TOTTENHAM DEY SPEND IT ON NDOMBELE, NOT TO TALK OF MAN UTD.

STOP HATING CITY... SUCCES IS NOT BY TOO MUCH MONEY SPENT(JUST ASK MAN UTD) BUT ON HOW WELL U PLAN JUST LIKE CITY
What should city be hated for??
Career › Re: Mass Sack In Ecobank, Sacked Workers Protest (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 1:56pm On Jul 12, 2019
annawhite:
and I'm supposed to blush cos a normal male specie with a petrol station garment noticed my hair and makeup!?.....Eventuary
Lol... Na wa... See reply hahahaha
Romance › Re: What Can Spice Up A Relationship Apart From Sex? by Jokerman(m): 9:11pm On Jul 11, 2019
Finding time to visit places together... Could be a mall, the beach, a Game Center (I.e shodex gardens), traveling together during holidays, watch movies together when there's time....

Pray and worship together too
Sports › Re: AFCON: Villarreal FC Congratulates Chukwueze And Super Eagles On Twitter by Jokerman(m): 2:23pm On Jul 11, 2019
Henrodah:
It's not tactical, too much running like say dem dey pursue them. No doubt it favours them at times but that kind of play has weaknesses mostly against possession football eg barcelona from 2006 to 2015.
These English teams beat UEFALONA within that time period

Liverpool
Arsenal
Man utd
Chelsea
Tottenham
Sports › Re: Forbes Highest Paid Players List 2019: Messi, Ronaldo & Neymar Earnings by Jokerman(m): 1:56pm On Jul 11, 2019
Yahoo and money rituals money can't touch this...

Imagine earning this kind successful no stain money

Only pastors with big congregations can supersede this cash cow

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