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Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Jokerman(m): 6:19pm On Aug 18, 2018
To think I escaped PSG, and Juve want to start...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (3 - 2) On 18th August 2018 by Jokerman(m): 6:03pm On Aug 18, 2018
Arsenal see 2 penalties throway am.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (3 - 2) On 18th August 2018 by Jokerman(m): 5:46pm On Aug 18, 2018
All these mkhi and co sef... dead woods.... grin
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Jokerman(m): 5:44pm On Aug 18, 2018
PSG abeg...

Psgggggggggggggg
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Jokerman(m): 4:54pm On Aug 18, 2018
I dey Juve pitch now..... grin
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Left Out Of Argentina's Squad Ahead Of Upcoming Friendlies by Jokerman(m): 4:04pm On Aug 18, 2018
Stupid Messi fans...

Barcelona UCL trophies.... 5
Ronaldo UCL trophies...... 5

Ronaldo int Trophy..... 1
Messi int Trophy..... 0

England
EPL, fa cup, community shield, UCL, Golden boots, UEFA best player, BallonDo'r, Puskas...

Spain
La Liga, Copa dey Rey, Super Copa, UCL, UEFA supercup, Golden boots, BallonDo'r, FIFA best player, La Liga best playe and Puskas
Romance › Re: 'Dating A Woman Who Is Out Of Your League Will End In Disaster' - Man by Jokerman(m): 10:17am On Aug 18, 2018
Preshy561:
they are meant to provide for women.
that was the instruction from God.

but you see of recent,60% of Nigerian homes are being run by women,but they still give their husbands the public accolades just to protect their ego.
Where is it in the Bible for man to provide for woman??
Celebrities › Re: Olatunji Dacosta: "Women Enjoy Sex More Than Men" by Jokerman(m): 10:02am On Aug 18, 2018
lol.... our fathers never cared about type and skill of sex, buh since the introduction of Indecency, sex skills has proliferated... na wa...
Politics › Re: If Atiku Can Achieve These As A Private Citizen He Deserves To Be President! by Jokerman(m): 5:40pm On Aug 17, 2018
These Yoruba mulims are pathetic.... see them accusing Atiku for the same reason they always exonerate Tinubu ..... why all these hypocrisy??
Politics › Re: Breaking! Senate President Bukola Saraki Arrives Uyo (photos) by Jokerman(m): 5:23pm On Aug 17, 2018
Grayxme:
Saraki have decided not to allow the NASS to reconvene because he is running away from guilt but here he is roaming all over for his selfish aims. Nigerians can't be deceived because you are no true leader.
Yes, Buhari is the only one true leader abi?
Politics › Re: FOI: Despite Court Of Appeal Ruling, Lagos Refuses To Open Its Books by Jokerman(m): 5:18pm On Aug 17, 2018
Lol... butterflyleo and deomelo, these people want to open Tinubu book in Lagos upon the work we are doing in building busstops and co... grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Kenyan Bus Preacher Angry For Getting Little Offering From Passengers by Jokerman(m): 5:01pm On Aug 17, 2018
If many black pastors were to be the ones that taught the sermon on the mount ehn....
Politics › Re: I Am An Experienced Job Creator - Atiku Abubakar by Jokerman(m): 2:06pm On Aug 17, 2018
Buh if you look at it, Atiku is more of a Patriot than Buhari... ever since Buhari left power as a military general to this moment, no school built, doesn't do charity, no humanity cause supported, no foundation, not an employer of Labor.... na wa...
Romance › Re: Is It Proper For A Married Woman To Have A Platonic Male Friend? by Jokerman(m): 2:01pm On Aug 17, 2018
ImaIma1:
I am married and i have male friends undecided tongue

Nobody said all our friends have to be same sex.
"platonic"huh
Romance › Re: Is It Proper For A Married Woman To Have A Platonic Male Friend? by Jokerman(m): 12:47pm On Aug 17, 2018
ImaIma1:
So what happens to her male friends she had when she was single?

Not everyone can handle it but i see nothing wrong with it as long as she knows how to manage it.
Then you ain't ready for marriage....
Crime › Re: 6 Suspected Homosexuals Arrested In Aba At City Gobal Hotel (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 12:35pm On Aug 17, 2018
Rickyuzzy:
They are humans before any labels. Humans like you and I.... And so should be treated the way you treat a loved one
There are greater parts of human to fight for before fighting for perverse humans... have you fought for humans who have no food, no education, no shelter etc??
Sports › Re: Turkish Club, Gulspor Sells 18 Players To Buy 10 Goats (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 12:09pm On Aug 17, 2018
lol...12th division youth team..... grin
Crime › Re: 6 Suspected Homosexuals Arrested In Aba At City Gobal Hotel (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 11:48am On Aug 17, 2018
Rickyuzzy:
Beacuse someone i made a post i am a lesbian. This is where your cognitive level is.. you need help!
It was a question I asked o, madam jumpy jumpy... however since you ain't a lesbian, stop fighting for them....
Travel › Directions To Shogunle Oshodi by Jokerman(op): 11:43am On Aug 17, 2018
Please I need directions to ladipo shogunle... I'm going to st John Catholic church there...

I'm coming from Oworo... thanks... please anyone urgently...
Crime › Re: 6 Suspected Homosexuals Arrested In Aba At City Gobal Hotel (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 11:27am On Aug 17, 2018
Horus:
A man should not be intimidated by a homosexual. By that I mean, those people who set out to preach “fire and brimstone,” the beating and harassing of homosexuals and lesbians, in most cases are people that fear for a dormant personality that might come forth from themselves.
If you are sure about your manhood or womanhood, then you should have no fear of socializing or befriending a person with different sexual preferences than you. The very fear is a confession that if you were to socialize with a homosexual or lesbian you are afraid you might become
a homosexual or a lesbian
Evil communication corrupts good manners, and also "flee all appearances of evil"....
Crime › Re: 6 Suspected Homosexuals Arrested In Aba At City Gobal Hotel (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 11:22am On Aug 17, 2018
Rickyuzzy:
Truth is there are Homosexuals and we can't just keep hiding from the fact that they exist around us ... Within our family and close circles and its about time we deal with this the right way and not this. This wouldn't change them. It wouldn't! This subject has to be handled more delicately. I mean its 2018, there are alot of studies done on this, in the nearest future, some of our kids will complain about this feeling,so we need to know the correct approach to this. why are we so foolish in this country?
So you are a lesbian??
Celebrities › Re: Aretha Franklin Is Dead! by Jokerman(m): 5:32pm On Aug 16, 2018
Everyone must eventually go back... Rip ma... clsssic songs... Amitophu!
Politics › Re: Lagos Light Rail Project Dragging Too Long — PDP by Jokerman(m): 2:47pm On Aug 16, 2018
Although it's coming from the worst of sorts, APC in Lagos have not tried... Lagos should be on par with great cities by now in terms of rail transport, State cleanliness, education, Local govt amenities considering the kind of revenue it generates....

Buh what do I know, APC is my tribal party so I must support them even if they are not doing enough...
Travel › Re: Africa Countries That Started And Completed Their Rail Mass Transit After Lagos by Jokerman(m): 2:16pm On Aug 16, 2018
Can Tinubu allow Lagos to progress to what it's supposed to behuh
Politics › Re: Edo Apc Stalwarts Defect To PDP - Vanguard New by Jokerman(m): 9:45am On Aug 16, 2018
lol.... seems Edo is going back to PDP....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Atletico Madrid: UEFA Super Cup (2 - 4) On 15th August 2018 by Jokerman(m): 6:36am On Aug 16, 2018
chiboy1116:
is UCL the only recognised football competition? I don't really know , but Ronaldo should b at least 20 goals ahead . Tbh Ronaldo a CF shouldn't b compared to a messi a CAM , but Messi still finds a way.
So Ronaldo is a CF now??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Atletico Madrid: UEFA Super Cup (2 - 4) On 15th August 2018 by Jokerman(m): 6:26am On Aug 16, 2018
Holymann:
Ronaldo played in england for 5 years and also faced chelsea in the champions league yet he only scored 1 penalty against chelsea.
So the goal in the UCL 2008 final is a PK??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Atletico Madrid: UEFA Super Cup (2 - 4) On 15th August 2018 by Jokerman(m): 6:18am On Aug 16, 2018
Ayanfeoluxyz:
because it's giving you headache abi?
He is right ... how do you want students to concentrate... you want to put them inside trouble....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Atletico Madrid: UEFA Super Cup (2 - 4) On 15th August 2018 by Jokerman(m): 11:07pm On Aug 15, 2018
adegeye38:
what record did he shatter in epl dat no man has broken??, during his time in la liga, messu had, more goals, assists, dribbles, chances created than him, messi can thrive in any team, be it mancity, bayern, psg, but barca can never sell him, and he himself has loyalty foe barca, messi dribbles, assist score, goals create chances he can function in any good team
The only team outside Barka that Messi has played is Argentina, and we all know he's a failure there..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Atletico Madrid: UEFA Super Cup (2 - 4) On 15th August 2018 by Jokerman(m): 11:05pm On Aug 15, 2018
ollah2:
Go and check the assist of Messi. You would be shameful to have written Ronaldo and Messi on same sentence. Thanks to media to have spoilt football


Benzema has truck loads of assist
Shut it... Messi just has about 40 assists more than Ronaldo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Atletico Madrid: UEFA Super Cup (2 - 4) On 15th August 2018 by Jokerman(m): 10:55pm On Aug 15, 2018
ollah2:
Peel, Maradona, Messi, original Ronaldo, Kaka, Ronaldinho, Zidane don't score goals alone.

They create chances, have take on, dribble, assist et al.

The ONLY THING Ronaldo does is score goals.
buh Ronaldo has more assist than each player there save Messi....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Atletico Madrid: UEFA Super Cup (2 - 4) On 15th August 2018 by Jokerman(m): 10:31pm On Aug 15, 2018
ollah2:
So the ones he won are fake trophies? The only trophy Ronaldo won with Portugal, he missed the final. Portugal would surely have lost the match. Btw, how many European trophies did Pele and Maradona win? How many did Original Ronaldo win?
They have COPA....

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