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Sports › Re: UEFA Snubbing Ronaldo Doesn't Make Sense By Soibi Ransom by Jokerman(m): 9:42am On Aug 31, 2018
The ones saying modric deserved it as Ronaldo left our club are the real cunts,how abt this for a change of ur mind Cristiano Ronaldo vs Luka Modric 2017/18 season comparision:

LaLiga-Cristiano
Ronaldo(27apps):
MOTM - 7
Avg Rating - 7.94
Goals - 26
Assists - 5

-Luka Modric(26apps)
MOTM - 0
Avg Rating - 7.29
Goals - 1
Assists - 6

Champions League-
Cristiano Ronaldo(13apps):
MOTM - 4
Avg Rating - 8.12
Goals - 15
Assists - 3

-Luka Modric(11 apps):
MOTM - 0
Avg Rating - 7.02
Goals - 1
Assists - 1

World Cup 2018-
Cristiano Ronaldo(4apps):
MOTM - 2
Avg Rating - 7.73
Goals - 4
Assists - 0

-Luka Modric
MOTM - 3
Avg Rating - 7.48
Goals - 2
Assists - 1

(All stats are taken from Whoscored)
Sports › Re: Modric Wins UEFA Player Of The Year Ahead Of Ronaldo And Salah by Jokerman(m): 7:53am On Aug 31, 2018
The ones saying modric deserved it as Ronaldo left our club are the real cunts, how abt this for a change of ur mind Cristiano Ronaldo vs Luka Modric 2017/18 season comparision:

LaLiga-
Cristiano Ronaldo(27apps):
MOTM - 7
Avg Rating - 7.94
Goals - 26
Assists - 5

-Luka Modric(26apps)
MOTM - 0
Avg Rating - 7.29
Goals - 1Assists -
6

Champions League-
Cristiano Ronaldo(13apps):
MOTM - 4
Avg Rating - 8.12
Goals - 15
Assists - 3

-Luka Modric(11 apps):
MOTM - 0
Avg Rating - 7.02
Goals - 1
Assists - 1

World Cup 2018-
Cristiano Ronaldo(4apps):
MOTM - 2
Avg Rating - 7.73
Goals - 4
Assists - 0

-Luka Modric
MOTM - 3
Avg Rating - 7.48
Goals - 2
Assists - 1
(All stats are taken from Whoscored)

Anyone who says that Luka Modric deserves the UEFA Men's BestPlayer Award 2018 is either a compulsive liar or a few clowns short of a circus.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Champions League 2018/19 Draw by Jokerman(m): 6:39pm On Aug 30, 2018
nelsonebby:
Modric wins.


Thank God football won today
Barcuntlona fan.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Champions League 2018/19 Draw by Jokerman(m): 5:59pm On Aug 30, 2018
Now I believe in Mourinho 3rd season curse... Kai.. God help us o...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Champions League 2018/19 Draw by Jokerman(m): 5:50pm On Aug 30, 2018
Man City and cheap draws as usual....
Celebrities › Re: Actress Ebube Nwagbo Steps Out In Cleveage Baring Outfit (photos) by Jokerman(m): 2:57pm On Aug 30, 2018
this woman don marry so??
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Name The Worst Companies To Work For In Nigeria And Give Your Reasons by Jokerman(m): 11:53pm On Aug 29, 2018
na wa.....

No Wonder many are into Betting....I think the govt should make it pay by hour, so that one can do other jobs as well...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Lagos 2018 Recruitment Of 2,200 Teachers Into Primary & Secondary Schools by Jokerman(m): 9:54pm On Aug 29, 2018
Gaddafithe2nd:
Mr man this is not an empowerment programme like Npower that they pay 30k per month. This is a full-time job, where Bsc holder will start from level 8 and NCE wil start from level 7.
And how much is the salary of NCE
Politics › Re: Clueless Vs Lifeless by Jokerman(m): 7:45pm On Aug 29, 2018
Lifeless is the father of clueless....

With clueless there is hope, with lifeless, everything is zero

note: I speak with no political undertone
Politics › Re: Lagos State Has Highest Foreign Debt In The Country- DMO by Jokerman(m): 6:38pm On Aug 29, 2018
cascarino:
The funniest part of it is that those hypocrites have all gone mute. Had it being Imo state is the one in that their position, you would have heard them by now calling Rochas all sorts of unprintable names.

I even read one shameless comment above by one of his paid e-warriors trying to justify it by saying it's as a result of their being credit worthy.

They will always have excuses to give!
What are you saying about Edo state??
NYSC › Re: People's Reactions On Davido Going For NYSC - Meme Collection by Jokerman(m): 4:07pm On Aug 29, 2018
So Davido no go dey go shows because of one jonsing NYSC??

And who post Davido come Lagos? person wey school for SW all through, no be katsina or sokoto e suppose dey??
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Emmanuel Uduaghan, Ali Modu Sheriff Storm APC Caucus Meeting ( PHOTOS) by Jokerman(m): 4:03pm On Aug 29, 2018
front4line:
You refer to every member of your tribe.
Let Osinbajo speak for himself, he does not need help from foolish Igbos like you to decide his fate.
So everyone who doesn't support Buhari is doing gbo??, you are a clown mhen...
Politics › Re: Bukola Saraki Visits Goodluck Jonathan In Abuja (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 3:35pm On Aug 29, 2018
hmmmm
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Emmanuel Uduaghan, Ali Modu Sheriff Storm APC Caucus Meeting ( PHOTOS) by Jokerman(m): 1:44pm On Aug 29, 2018
front4line:
Yes o my Igbotic friend, the ranting of the Igbotic Biafran led PDP does not mean anything because we know you can not offer anything beta than more looting n before you start wailing that corruption is more under Buhari Nigerians are more intelligent than you. Buhari is no saint but there is no way his looting can rival that of the saint from PDP.
U this illiterate clown supporting an oloriburuku because of religion.... You know Osinbanjo is by far better than that lifeless man...
Politics › Re: Butterflyleo: Your Two Weeks Ultimatum To Impeach Saraki Will Elapse Tomorrow by Jokerman(m): 1:39pm On Aug 29, 2018
Butterflyleo is the same person as Omenka...
Business › Re: Abuja, Lagos, Abia Contribute 99% To Nigeria's $5.5b Capital Importation In Q2 by Jokerman(m): 1:32pm On Aug 29, 2018
Where is Oyo my state.... buh we have Ventura mall and ShopRite...
Politics › Re: Tinubu, APC Governors On Collision Course Over Primaries - This Day by Jokerman(m): 1:05pm On Aug 29, 2018
I think what Tinubu is saying is right this time... do direct primaries and prove yourself... I wish they could do same for presidential...
Politics › Re: [Photos] What About The 750k LG Floor Standing AC In Buhari's House? by Jokerman(m): 8:46pm On Aug 28, 2018
Blessed200016:
Poverty na bastard. See how some Nigerians reason ,the AC an average overseas residents uses in their different crib.

Down home here sef, a well- to do Nigeria get am inside his/her residence, office or anywhere.

Poverty sha !
He isn't saying it's bad or wrong for the president to use such bro.... he's just say a humble man like Buhari should not be using such expensive gadgets maybe a standing fan as propagated by his BMC crew... you get??
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Bottling Company Graduate Trainee Program 2018 by Jokerman(m): 8:42pm On Aug 28, 2018
[quote author=adamsdauptmist post=70698085][/quote]Hello bro, are you amongst the 3rd batchhuh
Celebrities › Re: Reno Omokri Reacts To Davido's NYSC Photos, Despite Being A Superstar by Jokerman(m): 8:11pm On Aug 28, 2018
BabaO2:
Same way Jonathan was protected with his fake doctorate degree.
Fake doctorate??
Politics › Re: Adeosun’s alleged certificate forgery not a corruption matter – Presidency by Jokerman(m): 7:39pm On Aug 28, 2018
MrMystrO:
Bro don't be surprised at all. This just goes to show you that Ethnic and religious bigotry runs deep in a Nigerian man's genes. Check well, he's either a Northerner or a southern Muslim. I can bet my balls he Can't be anything other than this two. And people keep wondering why we are not moving forward as a “Nation”, This is The reason Why. Chronic Nepotism.
Of coz... especially the Yoruba muslims... supporting a failure because of religion....
Politics › Re: Edo Man Calls Out Afonjas For Betraying The South And Their Yoruba Brothers by Jokerman(m): 7:40am On Aug 28, 2018
So Edo people dey get mouth too
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur (0 - 3) On 27th August 2018 by Jokerman(m): 9:22pm On Aug 27, 2018
Na Mourinho say make Lindelof pass that ball Sha... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur (0 - 3) On 27th August 2018 by Jokerman(m): 9:14pm On Aug 27, 2018
Man UTD ... una lack character....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur (0 - 3) On 27th August 2018 by Jokerman(m): 8:35pm On Aug 27, 2018
so Man UTD fit attack like this.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur (0 - 3) On 27th August 2018 by Jokerman(m): 8:19pm On Aug 27, 2018
Lukaku ehnnnnnn....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur (0 - 3) On 27th August 2018 by Jokerman(m): 8:17pm On Aug 27, 2018
This Lukaku sef... open net...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur (0 - 3) On 27th August 2018 by Jokerman(m): 7:57pm On Aug 27, 2018
Na wa o... This looks like a defensive formation... Mourinho biko...
Politics › Re: Twitter Reacts To US President Allegedly Calling Buhari "Lifeless" by Jokerman(m): 6:26pm On Aug 27, 2018
sarrki:
Only fools will rejoice when our president is insulted by another president

If your leader is insulted

You’re worse then
so you were worse during the ineffectual buffoon stuffhuh
Politics › Re: TRUMP: I Don't Want To Meet Someone As Lifeless As Buhari Again- Financial Times by Jokerman(m): 7:21am On Aug 27, 2018
lol... lifeless in what areas... body, brain, speech, demeanor, composure or ki tu ni?? grin
Celebrities › Re: Roman Goddess VS Blac Chyna: Who Rocked It Better? by Jokerman(m): 9:19pm On Aug 26, 2018
Women with assets.... one of the things that can humble a man no matter the profession or height he has attained... God!!!!
Romance › Re: How Do I Look In This Native Dress .. Photos by Jokerman(m): 9:13pm On Aug 26, 2018
Lol...

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