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Crime › Re: Why Fulani Herdsmen killed Over 86 People In Plateau – Miyetti Allah by Jokerman(m): 8:42am On Jun 25, 2018
See this man subtle message of supporting killings... well nothing last forever... kpata kpata, Buhari just has another 4 years... then you'll receive the recompense of your actions, and I just wish it will be what will be easy to bear...

Ask Rhongiyya muslims.....
Politics › Re: Nigeria Overtakes India As Number 1 In World's Poverty Rating - Brookings Instit by Jokerman(m): 7:36am On Jun 25, 2018
Ganiyat72:
We yoruba muslim and hausa fulani are the problem of this shitt hole........If igbos go now, we yoruba muslims are doom forever because this extrem hunger that was once visible only in the northern axis has crept into yoruba land, with Oyo, Osun and Ekiti not finding it easy at all.
Lol... the begging on the streets of Ibadan no be here o.... you yoruba muslims won't care about how yo change the fortune of Ibadan yet you'd be shouting sai baba with your bathroom slippers and sales of flour meat pie and agbo... why??
Crime › Re: Birom Plateau Attack In Pictures. Some Escaped With Injuries by Jokerman(m): 7:27am On Jun 25, 2018
How can Buhari be on seat and all these killings be taking place ...?
Politics › Re: 2019: US Based Pastor Celebrates Birthday Says Next One Will Be In Aso Rock by Jokerman(m): 7:26am On Jun 25, 2018
hungryboy:
no be Nigerian Mountain
Lol....
Crime › Re: 106 Killed As Fulani Herdsmen Atrack Barkin Ladi On The Outskirts Of Jos by Jokerman(m): 7:13am On Jun 25, 2018
GMBuhari:
How can you disarm people who literally walk day and night through bushes and bushparts

It's not like you can call them and ask them to submit their weapons ?

I guess Miyeti allah could organize or pretend to organize a disarm program?? But then, how many will surrender their weapons ?


The way i see it , let them have their colony or ranches, that way it'll be illegal for anyone of them to be seen with cows , i am sure Gov't would make it illegal for them


But as the usual LiePods and Short thinking idiots will say

Noooo , government should not help them, it's their business ... soon they will go to Onitsha or PH to cause trouble
I think the ranches are OK...buh they need to buy those lands... it can't be given free like that... Remember its their business... Also remember some militants were disarmed, even though most weren't, it shew that the govt then wasn't supporting them, even though they were in a way..... if Buhari goes as far as disarming them, it will register something different in citizens mind.... They have turned the guns to weapons of havoc, hence disarming or a ban is necessary....
Sports › Re: "Cristiano Ronaldo Is Overhyped, Scores From Set-Pieces" - Cesc Fabregas by Jokerman(m): 8:07pm On Jun 24, 2018
Lol... someone with 670 goals, 210 assists, 5 ballondors, 2 Fifa best player awards, numerous record, biggest personality in football (just behind David Beckham) .... is overhypedhuh

Then these players are overhyped too according to fabregas....

Messi
Ronaldinho
Xavi
Iniesta
Henry
Delima
Cryuff
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Celebrates 31st Birthday With Lovely Photos by Jokerman(m): 8:02pm On Jun 24, 2018
Kingsley1000:
HOW MANY LALIGA TITLES HAS MADRID WON BETWEEN 2009-2018?DURING GUARDIOLA ERA,ALL CLUBS FEAR BARCA ESP MAN U AND REAL MADRID
Ronaldo 5 UCL... Barca 5 UCL

Mourinho's Madrid became the best LA liga side ever in 2012... how were they afraid of you??

Note: Zidane's Madrid won UCL thrice on a row, and that's more fearsome...

Agreed Guardiola barca was scary...
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Celebrates 31st Birthday With Lovely Photos by Jokerman(m): 7:39pm On Jun 24, 2018
Kingsley1000:
BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD...QUITE UNFORTUNATE HE SURROUNDS HIMSELF WITH MEDIOCRE PLAYERS BOTH IN CLUB AND NATIONAL LEVEL THAT'S WHY HE SEEM TO BE DEGRADING...I MISS GUARDIOLA'S BARCELONA 2009-2014 THAT PERIOD ALL CLUBS FEAR WHEN THEY HEAR THEY ARE PLAYING BARCA
Messi fans and excuses.... So Suarez, Aguero, Higuain, Di maria, Dybala, Busquets, Pique, Neymar were/are average??

Moreover.. BTW 2009-2014, you won only 2 UCL, so how were they afraid of you??

However hope you know Mourinho's Madrid side is the best LA liga side ever??
Sports › Re: Japan Vs Senegal: World Cup (2 - 2) On June 24, 2018 by Jokerman(m): 5:53pm On Jun 24, 2018
donnumber1:
who u go support if both gam for this tournament
Na Nigeria o.... I'm only supporting Portugal as a backup to Nigeria...
Sports › Re: Japan Vs Senegal: World Cup (2 - 2) On June 24, 2018 by Jokerman(m): 5:44pm On Jun 24, 2018
Jozibrainz99:
Ur countryhuh because of Ronaldo u'r no longer a Nigerian ryt?
At the world cup, Nigeria first, Portugal second... and that's why I'm supporting my country to knock out Argentina....
Sports › Re: Japan Vs Senegal: World Cup (2 - 2) On June 24, 2018 by Jokerman(m): 5:43pm On Jun 24, 2018
This man keep Diouf for bench since sha...
Sports › Re: Japan Vs Senegal: World Cup (2 - 2) On June 24, 2018 by Jokerman(m): 5:35pm On Jun 24, 2018
Look at Senegal defence... haba!!
Sports › Re: Japan Vs Senegal: World Cup (2 - 2) On June 24, 2018 by Jokerman(m): 5:28pm On Jun 24, 2018
Goal... Senegal.... sensible play by mane..
Travel › Re: Lebanese Female Police Officers In Mini-Shorts To Attract Tourists (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 5:24pm On Jun 24, 2018
These are the true Muslims.....
Sports › Re: Japan Vs Senegal: World Cup (2 - 2) On June 24, 2018 by Jokerman(m): 5:23pm On Jun 24, 2018
Imagine say my Portugal dey group with these teams...

Portugal
Panama
Saudi Arabia
Tunisia...
Politics › Re: Will Oshiomole-led APC End Pdp's Reign In Delta State? by Jokerman(m): 4:08pm On Jun 24, 2018
lx3as:
Can you please tell us the great achievement of pdp governments in Delta State since 1999 compared with huge allocations received?
No achievement, rather na stealing and theft... however I still prefer PDP, than an Islamic party.....
Crime › Re: 106 Killed As Fulani Herdsmen Atrack Barkin Ladi On The Outskirts Of Jos by Jokerman(m): 4:04pm On Jun 24, 2018
GMBuhari:
I don't know how they got weapons but history is a good teacher , far back as 2010 they've had AK and MK4 rifles , Nobody was crying about that then



ttps://reliefweb.int/report/nigeria/escalating-communal-violence-hundreds-killed-december-north-central-region

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-nigeria-violence/herdsmen-kill-100-in-attacks-on-nigerian-villages-idUSBREA2F07M20140316

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-22528257
Now that the killings have proliferated, isn't it wise for the government to disarm them??
Crime › Re: 106 Killed As Fulani Herdsmen Atrack Barkin Ladi On The Outskirts Of Jos by Jokerman(m): 3:53pm On Jun 24, 2018
GMBuhari:
So i am his customer , you sat down and discussed it right ? Please do not have offsprings in order to prevent having a race of descendants that i don't know .........


You already know Filanis value their cow over anything else, killing their cattles is calling for war THOSE of us with some sense advised leaders from both groups to meet and settle the issue to prevent retaliation , We knew it would come but those of you who know moderators and their customers can leave your brains somewhere and call for our ban, but we will always tell you what is wrong is wrong



- The youths of Tanjol in Riyom local government area have reportedly murdered 38 cows and injured 15 - The leaders of Miyetti Allah said the youths prevented the cattle herders from slaughtering the injured ones A fresh crisis looms in Plateau state as locals of Tanjol in Riyom local government area of the state reportedly killed thirty-eight cows and injured 15 more during an attack on herdsmen on Monday, June 4. Daily Trust reports that the state youth leader of Miyetti Allah Cattle Breeders Association in Nigeria (MACBAN), Ibrahim Yusuf, said the cattle were shot by armed Berom youths. When they killed the cows, the owners returned to the scene with personnel of Operation Safe Haven to slaughter the injured ones but the attackers opened fire on them.” The herdsmen were eventually able to slaughter the 15 wounded cows with the assistance of men of Operation Safe Haven. OPSH media and information officer, Major Adam Umar, confirmed the incident but could not give details of the killed or injured cattle. He said: “The presence of our personnel deterred the attackers from killing the other cows and our personnel were able to secure the place and are working hand in hand with other security operatives and traditional leaders of that area to get those responsible for the attack." Read more: https://www.naija.ng/1173639-crisis-looms-plateau-youths-allegedly-kill-38-cows-injure-15.html#1173639



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How did these Fulani guys get weapons?? Are they soldiers or what??
Sports › Re: England Vs Panama: World Cup 2018 (6 - 1) - Full Time by Jokerman(m): 2:55pm On Jun 24, 2018
Why will someone support another country against his/her countryhuh

Na wa
Sports › Re: England Vs Panama: World Cup 2018 (6 - 1) - Full Time by Jokerman(m): 1:51pm On Jun 24, 2018
This team worse pass Saudi Arabia.... How dem take qualify sef??
Sports › Re: England Vs Panama: World Cup 2018 (6 - 1) - Full Time by Jokerman(m): 1:40pm On Jun 24, 2018
I hate this England team ehn.... I wish say na Belgium dem meet....
Politics › Re: How To Strip the Oil License Off Alakija , Otedola , Tinubu etc by Jokerman(m): 11:40am On Jun 24, 2018
cptfash:
i know for sure that u ar an igbo person for d question u raised.incurable hatred and envy for yoruba by igbo is laughable
May 30 2018..../BMC...
Politics › Re: PDP Planned A Lifetime Of Greed But We Moved To Reform The Economy - Tinubu by Jokerman(m): 11:31am On Jun 24, 2018
How long have you been ruling Lagos state sir??

How long have you and your wife been in the senate sir??

I guess that's not greed buh love
Sports › Re: Happy Birthday Leo Messi! 31 Years Of Success 1987-2017 by Jokerman(m): 7:30am On Jun 24, 2018
I respect Messi for his achievements... I realize that no one hates Messi buh his fan boys always draws him the hate and troll...

Happy birthday to him... buh my Ronaldo is a greater footballer...
Romance › Re: White Man Rubbing His Nigerian Girlfriend's Backside In GTBank In Lagos by Jokerman(m): 11:13pm On Jun 23, 2018
NOETHNICITY:
Educated Christian girls, why are you being treated like a cheap commodity?

What the hell you call appreciate?

Imagine these ones
Who told you she is a Christianhuh however its better than strapping bomb as their brassier....
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Sweden: World Cup (2 - 1) - Final by Jokerman(m): 7:48pm On Jun 23, 2018
O boy see save.... Neuer is good... Chai....
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Sweden: World Cup (2 - 1) - Final by Jokerman(m): 7:37pm On Jun 23, 2018
Germany & Argentina are the biggest disappointment of this world cup... see Kroos face...
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Sweden: World Cup (2 - 1) - Final by Jokerman(m): 7:29pm On Jun 23, 2018
Germany body don come down...
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Sweden: World Cup (2 - 1) - Final by Jokerman(m): 7:14pm On Jun 23, 2018
Germany ojoro... keep exposing yourselves to counter attack...
Sports › Sorry!! Messi Can't Win 2018 World Cup by Jokerman(op): 7:00pm On Jun 23, 2018
There has been a new world cup winner every twenty years from 1958...

In every of those teams, there was always a standout star player who was always in the running for the best player of the year award before the world cup started....

1958... Pele

1978.... Mario Kempes

1998.... Zinedine Zidane

2018.... there are three players who are in the running for the best player award... One is out already (Egypt), Another, his country had already won it first time in 1978, which leaves us with one player...

Hope some people won't commit suicide if it happens......

What do you think??

Sports › Re: Belgium Vs Tunisia: World Cup (5 - 2) On 23rd June 2018 by Jokerman(m): 4:59pm On Jun 23, 2018
Emekus92:
When you stake am 100k then u go c 80 minutes 0-0. 90+2 1-0 then ref blow final whistle
Lol... bro.... u sabi... grin
Sports › Re: Belgium Vs Tunisia: World Cup (5 - 2) On 23rd June 2018 by Jokerman(m): 2:55pm On Jun 23, 2018
I'm happy that Khazri scored... the guy really try for Tunis....

Great match.... Imagine if person use mind carry this game over 5.5 with like 100k... Alabi no go fit pay....

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