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CelebritiesRe: Peks Ikeji With Nnamdi Azikwe Sister In London (Photos) by Jollof123: 12:36pm On Jul 12, 2019
For the woman na her brother( nnamdi) they relevant and for the guy too na her sister ( Linda) they relevant. Both in the picture are irelevant
PhonesRe: HUAWEI Y9 Prime 2019 Review— King Of Midrange? + Camera Samples by Jollof123: 10:07pm On Jul 11, 2019
naturalwaves:
For the price I feel it beats it. The 4000mah battery in RN7 pro is Li-polymer while the 4500 battery in A70 is li-ion. Li-polymer cost more and is also more energy efficient than li-ion.
A70 is 32 mega pixels...... RN7 pro is 48
A70 has Led flash........ RN7 is Dual Led
A70 is Corning gorilla glass 3.....RN7 is coring gorilla glass 5
The Antutu benchmark score of A70 is 170.797 and it is better than 89% of all mobile phones. The Antutu benchmark score of RN7 is 185.115 and it is better than 91% of all smart phones. As you can see, it is a tough call between the two devices but I prefer RN7 pro to the oblong A70.
When u regard RN7 so much like this. Wetin make we wey they use Xiaomi MI8 go do. : cheesy cheesy

Xiaomi phones are simply value for money. Though am buying Samsung S10+ because of the screen pattern. I don't like it when ppl ask me which Tecno am using since my mi8 shares same screen pattern with some Tecno's and Infinix.

Aside that, Bleep samsung
PoliticsRe: Remi Tinubu To Senator Elisha Abbo: "I Am Another Woman Be Careful" by Jollof123: 2:36pm On Jul 11, 2019
Never take shit even when you are wrong or right..

My fiancee sent me her elder sister's number to call her and greet her. I use to know her elder sister in their shop before I left the town to were I came from.
I called her and greet her with high regards using Ma for her self. To my surprise she started calling me by name and talking to me like am her younger brother cheesy. Worsds like "Pele bawoni".

I told her plainly to never regard me like that again, I told her I don't like it, since am respecting u I expect respect in return. She was shocked and quickly changed tone to respectful one afteral,l am sure she is not older than me self.

Then she told my financee that she was testing my endurance shocked shocked. I told her I love her so much but it doesn't warrant I take shit from anyone.

They are colleagues not mother and son relationship.
PoliticsRe: Remi Tinubu To Senator Elisha Abbo: "I Am Another Woman Be Careful" by Jollof123: 1:31pm On Jul 11, 2019
alizma:
I heard the woman saying you cant come and set procedure for us. Unfortunately i didn't get to know how it all started(setting procedure stuff) however, Remind Tinubu over stretch her position by threatening the guy with suspension. He is a senator representing thousands of people, you dont expect him to keep quiet and watch you talk to him like a child. He has fell short of explanation and he is expected to face the music.
Nigerians are just making noise without paying attention to dubious advance by Remi. Imagine a member of panel set to investigate someone asking the accused if he wants the panel to protect him or leave him to his fate. This shows that the panel is just a eye service to the masses. Is she elected to protect the bad eggs in the society?
I seconded
PoliticsRe: Remi Tinubu To Senator Elisha Abbo: "I Am Another Woman Be Careful" by Jollof123: 1:26pm On Jul 11, 2019
ajayiopy:
BY DEFAULT ,AN AVERAGE NORTHERNER DONT VALUE WOMAN,EITHER XTAIN OR MUSLIM.
I HAVE BEEN LIVING HERE FOR 15 YEARS
I differ
CelebritiesRe: Kaffy: 'I Have Nothing Against Naira Marley But I Don't Like His Soapy Dance' by Jollof123: 5:45pm On Jul 07, 2019
Id97:
How a intransigent miscreant like Naira marley despite his contemptible misdemeanours has become relevant baffles me and it is an indication of how morally decadent our society has become.Naira Marley and his ilks(it is needless to mention names)embody every Ills that is bedevilling our society.It is pitiable and very worrisome this is the kind of people whom our youths lionize and are ever ready and quick to baulk at any dissident voice that is critical of Naira Marley's malfeasances.
I have heard people opine that revolution is the solution to the plethora of problems plaguing this country and I totally subscribe to it.But who will lead the revolution?
How do you expect same youths who are see nothing wrong in justifying what is outrightly an anomaly to fault the shenanigans of our politicians?
We really have a long way to go in this country.
This one sha wan blow grammar.
Like say na nairamarley introduce masturbation in human history or the advance country u want to take a long way to go are not worst in Morales.
Christianity EtcRe: How Virginity Can Qualify You For Special Favours by Jollof123: 12:03pm On Jul 07, 2019
mrvitalis:
Firstly hearing u are a virgin is a turn off to me

Who has time to teach sex , u need to know what u are going into and how to please me
Savage cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Studying Hard For Her Exams In Igbinedion University (Photos) by Jollof123: 2:32am On Jul 04, 2019
Madness looming
CrimeRe: Herdsmen Shooting Sporadically In Imo State - Vanguard by Jollof123: 2:17am On Jul 04, 2019
Born2Breed:
That is their business, some people have their mind made up.

Kill one of us and we will kill 2 of anyone that looks like you. Its as easy as that.
cheesy cheesy cheesy
CrimeRe: Herdsmen Shooting Sporadically In Imo State - Vanguard by Jollof123: 1:09am On Jul 04, 2019
Born2Breed:
They are overhyped. They fight like cowards, sneak in attack and run. Those who understands them know their weak point. Chase after them until you cut them or anything that looks like them into pieces. Including their animals.

You will never see them again.
I don't support RUGA. It won't work positively. But regarding your comment you will still see them infact u will see more of them.

But they will sneak on you cheesy cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Johnson Suleman: 4 Herdsmen Caught Plotting Attack Close To My Church by Jollof123: 1:47pm On Jul 03, 2019
This one can lie sha...they just want to cause trouble among us.
RomanceRe: I Stand Against Ruga by Jollof123: 10:44am On Jul 03, 2019
chinchonglee:
Anything d federal govt decides to do with lands in Nigeria is nt ur business.

Weda u like it or nt, u must accept d RUGA by fire or by force...

Meanwhile


Our company is in need of a database expert..
Microsoft SQL to be specific.
Savage grin cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: Why Kidnapping, Killings Won’t Stop In Zamfara — Miyetti Allah by Jollof123: 10:30am On Jul 03, 2019
Na fulanis they work as security in my fish farming ponds aswel as rearing my cattles.
They don't forgive and very violent in natute buh God bless me with good ones
RomanceRe: What Did A Crush Do That Made You Immediately Lose Interest? by Jollof123: 7:17am On Jul 03, 2019
She told me no sex or anything close to it if we are to b in a relationship.
RomanceRe: What Did A Crush Do That Made You Immediately Lose Interest? by Jollof123: 11:11pm On Jul 02, 2019
ladiesreject:
Just very recently....
We agreed we were going to meet, went to the location and waited for her for close to four hours she didn't turn up.

I nearly died out of anger.

I regretted ever meeting her. I cursed the day and the circumstance that made me saw and picked interest in her. I wanted to insult her destiny through SMS but I just let it slide as she's way too small for me to stoop so low.

Finally, I deleted her number and am at peace with myself.

But she's the biggest idiot I've come across since the beginning of the year.
Finally, your name is affecting you...chai
RomanceRe: Why is my vagina smelling? by Jollof123: 11:04pm On Jul 02, 2019
ahahnow:
My vagina is smelling. Why won't it stop smelling? I bath everyday. I some times use wet wipes but it is still smelling. I was even bathing with detol but no change. I even stop wearing umderwear to allow breeze to blow it. What more can I do? Should I use soap and water to clean it every time I go to the toilet? This smell must stop o. My future husband can't come and meet me like this. Please help me
Tie room fresher for your vagina
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell My Friend The Truth by Jollof123: 11:02pm On Jul 02, 2019
Tell your friend to put thunderbolt in her body...youruba call it magun
Music/RadioRe: Olamide X Wizkid X ID Cabasa – 'Totori' (Video) by Jollof123: 11:09am On Jul 01, 2019
FTC....
CelebritiesRe: "If You Knew My Whole Story, You’d Be Proud Of Me!" - Ray Hushpuppi by Jollof123: 8:45am On Jun 23, 2019
flington4550:
Pussyeater no nemesis dey catch anybody
Gbagbe Oshi and face the smelly pussies you dey eat upanddan
You see person head for hin hand ??
Lwkmd
RomanceRe: How Do I Overcome This Crazy Habit? by Jollof123: 8:08am On Jun 23, 2019
Divepen1:
Blinks repeatedly***"


What has that got to do with anything?
Yes/no should be your answer?
RomanceRe: How Do I Overcome This Crazy Habit? by Jollof123: 7:32am On Jun 23, 2019
Divepen1:
Any psychologist in the house?
I sort of grew up with various people and at different locations. For some reasons, I didn't spend much years with my parent, max 4 years. Then, those I lived with also, I spent a maximum of 4 years with them too or location.
The ones I lived with the longest, we got to really enjoy each other's company after I left for the University and came home once a year.
Even in school, I lived with people once. When someone becomes too close, it feels good. I enjoy it and as soon as they begin to drift away, I do too.
In essence, I drift away easily.

So, it kind of make me detached and make me find it hard to remain close to anyone. And when I see any sign of withdrawal or even you reacting in a funny way to me, I start the process of ending it unconsciously.

I really need advise from people. I've tried psychologists but I don't have enough money for their sessions.
So, help me glean from your experience and anything you want to say.
Do you masturbate and watch porn?
RomanceRe: She Never Wears Her Pants In My Place!!! by Jollof123: 7:23am On Jun 23, 2019
Whitewolf8:
Guys please I'm in a little dilemma right now....

I recently started dating a new girl after I split with my ex, she's nice, sexy can cook and all but there's something odd about her...thing is , whenever she comes to my place,she never comes or wear her pants to bed, initially I thought she was giving me greenlight for sex but whenever I make a move she gets really angry and pushes me away without explanation.

I'm tired of trying, guys what do you think I should do?
Ask her this simple question..."babe am I a yahoo boy?"
TravelRe: Airlines Warned To Avoid Iranian Airspace After Iran Shot Down ₦79b US Spy Drone by Jollof123: 5:58am On Jun 23, 2019
Everyone here just they talk their own sha
RomanceRe: How's Your BANK ACCOUNT doing? Reply With A Word. (photo) by Jollof123: 10:55am On Jun 22, 2019
Mine is.... Alhamdulillah....
CareerRe: ACCA Pledges To Assist FG In Tackling Public Sector Accounting Gaps by Jollof123: 9:17am On Jun 22, 2019
This one just they find work for their members
RomanceRe: Why Men Should Marry Ebira Women by Jollof123: 8:28am On Jun 21, 2019
b0rn2fuck:
I can swear with my life, I Bleep ebira woman, just 5 days to her wedding and while on top of her, she told me to pause when her man called her and she was replying am at home and told him she love her while my dick still paused in her pussy ,all because of 20k she want to collect from me. Since then I fear Ebira woman
You pay 20k just to cum...chai...next time no they pay pass 5k maximum...
RomanceRe: Need To Know If Am Doing The Right In A 6 month Old Relationship. by Jollof123: 11:40pm On Jun 18, 2019
Samyj247:
lols...winch, u don see am na
Mr Gandalf....wizard of the 9th senate..Lols...I don see am oo
RomanceRe: Need To Know If Am Doing The Right In A 6 month Old Relationship. by Jollof123: 11:03am On Jun 18, 2019
Samyj247:
lols she is comparing u with her ex, when a higher bidder performs better than u financially, u will become an ex. good luck to u. I am expecting ur story online next time but please don't change ur Monika so we will know its u lols.

then she will be like " just small money u borrow me u no allow me rest....see this guy now dash me 200k for free. if u want I go pay u ur money times 2 sef.

alert us when part two comes out.
Lol...wizard, part two is out already oooo. Grab your copy nowwww.
RomanceRe: Should I Get My Fiancée Arrested? by Jollof123: 9:58am On Jun 18, 2019
Godoverevery:
Mumu botton you say.....bro I be confirm street I was born and brought up in mushin Lagos....I finished from lautech....so I no be Mumu Wen it comes to ladies.
I have dated alot of ladies dat if you ask me start counting I won't even remember some.
But a man get to a stage in life were you have to move Into dat level of having a family and building a home.....my intention is to marry her early next year.....so I knew wat I was doing not like I was fooled....maybe that why am not angry.
She is not a wife material. You have tested her and she failed woefuly...it's good you know her character now than after marriage. Stop calling her your fiancée.

Just that you should have cut the slack the moment 100k couldn't b accounted for.
CrimeRe: Jeffrey Apkovweta Ewohime Destroyed Cars At Nigerian High Commission London by Jollof123: 8:13am On Jun 18, 2019
So if this guy had a gun what could have happen....hmmmm
RomanceRe: Man Sues Fiancee For Calling Off Wedding by Jollof123: 9:52am On Jun 15, 2019
aishmuhd:
...it's a tradition in some part of the north whereby the groom to be send gift of sets of boxes with different types/kind of clothes, jewelries, pairs of shoes and bags etc or the girl or bride's family can negotiate with the groom/family and quantify the "gifts" to money and this depends on the Worth of the groom/ family, as some pay as much as #5m.
Na so e b. Am on my way to buy set of boxes self. Have bought cloth, jewelries, underwear, shoes, cosmetics e.t.c. it's tradition but most importantly one should spend according to his pocket.
RomanceRe: What's The Most Outrageous Demand A Girl Has Ever Made From You On A First Date? by Jollof123: 8:30am On Jun 15, 2019
DimkpaBini:
The girl chose ShopRite for our first date undecided
That should have tipped me off.I pulled out all the stops trying to impress her, bought the biggest chicken there, ice cream etc.She was forming ajebo for me.She said she wasn't hungry but made sure she packed everything undecided

She then told me she wanted to go shopping and I foolishly agreed....big mistake angry
The Mumu girl almost finished my one month salary at one go angry and had the frigging nerve to tell me that it was a good start.I didn't say anything but as soon as she left I blocked her.
Mehn this chick was desperate,she even went as far as contacting my siblings to complain that I was ignoring her angry
I learnt never to take a girl to ShopRite on a date.If we can't do it somewhere else.. forget it angry

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