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RomanceRe: I Need A Smart Girlfriend. by Jollof123: 7:02pm On Jun 12, 2019
Newguyhere:
So here is a little info about me.:I'm a 21 years old guy who does pretty well.. Financially speaking.
I work in the IT sector as a full stack web developer and earn an average of 400k monthly.
Currently I still stay with my mom but plan on moving into my own house next year(it's still under construction cool)
I'm currently looking for a girlfriend who I can relate with on an intellectual level;someone who is nice and respectful too... Not some rude and slutty lady.
I don't care about looks or tribe so you are completely free to hit me up if you feel you don't match in the looks department smiley
send me your whatsapp number on Juruguci@outlook.com if you are interested. smiley

scammers(guys pretending to be women undecided) and gold diggers keep off please!!!
You truly need a smart girl friend ooo. You need help
NYSCRe: NYSC To Married Female Corpers: Maiden Name To Be Replaced With Husband Surname by Jollof123: 7:07pm On Jun 11, 2019
Mabpaine:
And if they divorce? Nigeria is the only country in the world choosing to waste the time of its youths on this kinda unproductive program..

this program makes us lazy except those who break the rules by ghosting which is an offence.. so it’s either you are productive by commiting an offence or be loyal to the Law and end up being lazy for a year.. *Spits*

NYSC is a good example of saying our Leaders (past/present) are not intellectual enough to lead us.

Majority of blacks are cursed with avarice anyways
I will tell buhari
RomanceRe: Can You Mary A Woman With Strech Marks On Her Butt by Jollof123: 11:45am On Jun 11, 2019
aseosa:
To me i feel strech marks are pretty and for some people say its disgusting and am asking you all.

Can you marry a pretty lady with strech marks on her butt.
I once Bleep a lady with ass stretch mark....it was cool no complain.

But i don't like stretch mark on the boobs
RomanceRe: What does the black line on a woman's stomach signify? by Jollof123: 11:40am On Jun 11, 2019
Ladies snap it for us to see now
IslamRe: Imam Ustadh Ku Yaqub Ku Hashim Dies On Pulpit During His Jumu'ah Lecture by Jollof123: 10:43am On Jun 11, 2019
What a good way to die....may Allah grant him respite and admit him into paradise. Amin
RomanceRe: It Is Difficult For Me To Get A Wife, Advice Please. by Jollof123: 11:19pm On Jun 09, 2019
Spinojaja26:
Please friends I need your advice, I am a teacher that teaches in one of the Govt. technical schools in Imo state.

I resides in the rural area due to the current transfer from the ministry, though I can go on transfer to any part of Imo state if I want. my problem is that all the ladies that I wanted to settle down with when I tell them what I do for a living and where I stay, they will quit the relation. it is becoming difficult for me to get a wife here.
Drop me your account number let me Bless your Hustle
RomanceRe: Help Please,how Do I Cure Premature Ejaculation by Jollof123: 7:01pm On Jun 09, 2019
harden:
Please I need help,I cum too fast when having sex with my girlfriend and it makes me feel bad and ashamed, I need help on this please.
What are the treatments for it.
cry huh
Have sex frequently
PoliticsRe: Hauwa Suntai Danba & Ahmed Jarman: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Ex-Taraba Governor Wife by Jollof123: 8:19am On Jun 09, 2019
She is older than the guy now....
RomanceRe: Loving Pornography Is Very Good And Should Be Encouraged. by Jollof123: 11:41pm On Jun 07, 2019
I just they look una like this

RomanceRe: Loving Pornography Is Very Good And Should Be Encouraged. by Jollof123: 11:39pm On Jun 07, 2019
BladeRunner2049:
Yeah, I notice the fountain of youth thing going on with me. I masterbate up to 6 or sometimes 10 times a day if I'm really in the mood, I'm 31 and I look like I'm 16 and still in high school lol! I seen some people from my old high school days and some are losing their hair, have thick lines in their faces already at a young age and they just look way too old for their age. I also don't drink or smoke/sun tan which can help also. Porn is amazing and every person should enjoy it and masterbate to it, men and women of all ages. Men and women of all ages should be enjoying sex with each other as well(1 on 1, 2 on1, orgies,....you name it!) and stop worrying about sex before marriage or whether casual sex with unlimited sex partners is a "sin", that stuff is all religious dogma and man made.

RomanceRe: I Love Her But She Is An Undergraduate And Poor by Jollof123: 1:32pm On Jun 07, 2019
Xaos:
99% of the female monikers against this are unmarried women. And the excuses are just too short of nonsense.

This should be an interesting ride.

Where is lalasticlala self grin
BusinessDrop Your Business Proposal Here Let Get You Finance. by Jollof123(op):
Business world is wide and lots of people are out there with the finance and ready to sponsor a lucrative business.

Share yours and get financed. You never know
RomanceRe: . by Jollof123: 10:45am On Jun 07, 2019
What if the girl already knows you are merely playing pranks?

What if she has watch same drama in a movie before?

Human being changes, what if she changed tommrow?

A lady once told me she can start crying with tears flowing as a mere drama. I told her it's not possible, then she told me to off the light which I did. Less then 1 min I on back the light and I saw tears really rolling down are cheek.... Someppl Sabi act drama self.

But drama or no drama....she worth to be loved and cared for. Congratulations my brother
RomanceRe: How Much Should A Man Earn Monthly Before Considering Marriage? by Jollof123: 8:16am On Jun 07, 2019
Esthered:
I was gisting with married male colleagues who wished they had taken the risk of getting married earlier (24-26) on their lower income than waiting to be comfortable but reckoned that the current state of the economy is not favourable to take such risk only if you marry your best friend and other factors.
I know a man that got married in his late 30s when he was VERY comfortable working in an IOC, moved to a bank and also worked in big4, life happened and he became less comfortable and is still working to train his kids in the university in his 60s and his friend that graduated from the university and married immediately after his NYSC finished training his 2 sons about 15 years ago and this man I mentioned earlier depends on him for support to run his home.
We don't know tomorrow, a man that is comfortable today may not be in couple of years to come regardless of the structures (investments) he has put in place only if he's certain of generational wealth that may never run out. There's no guarantee that he'll recover and do better when it happens. The Holy book says despise not the days of little beginning but it seems some of the men here don't believe in such. What if the man becomes incapacitated tomorrow after waiting to be comfortable to get married, the monies will then be used to fight to keep him alive when he could have started the marriage journey earlier with the passion to get better financially.
Nice one.
RomanceRe: New Wailers Association Of Nairaland by Jollof123: 11:11pm On Jun 06, 2019
Amatarasha:
There are no gud men believe me ,
As i am now i dont even mind marrying my fellow lady undecided , believe me there are Just 2 or 3 out of 10millions .
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Cc koyyes was right ,koyyes am sorry i doubted you.


Men are so useless (I wont edit this)
Eeeyaah..men treated you poorly. They insult you, use you and dump you. Now you giving up on men. Its truly painful.

Just marry your fellow lady.

IslamRe: Two Pastors Accept Islam In Ogun State During Ramadan Lecture (Photos) by Jollof123: 10:32pm On Jun 06, 2019
weavesquad:
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that is the main verse that made them a muslim:::: 'no one comes to the Father except through me' true Muslim accept Jesus Christ as the prophet of God likewise Muhammad, peace be upon them
Exactly, they are role model in goodness. But not to be worshipped as God.

Abi they wan tell us say na Jesus created all the people that were born during his lifetime on earth.

Or is Jesus the one that commanded the death of those that died all over the world during is lifetime on earth.

Yeye they smell
IslamRe: Two Pastors Accept Islam In Ogun State During Ramadan Lecture (Photos) by Jollof123: 10:26pm On Jun 06, 2019
Iseoluwani:
God (the father) doesn't tempt. God the son (Jesus) was tempted by the devil
Since you have God(father) and God(son) then what about God(mothér)?
IslamRe: Two Pastors Accept Islam In Ogun State During Ramadan Lecture (Photos) by Jollof123: 10:19pm On Jun 06, 2019
Femijohn198:
those two men are not a Christian there are bokoharam,A true Christian that read his Bible can never convert to Muslim.bible said no one can go to the Father unless through the son Jesus Christ.
Who is the father?
IslamRe: Two Pastors Accept Islam In Ogun State During Ramadan Lecture (Photos) by Jollof123: 10:01pm On Jun 06, 2019
oilPUSSY:
They were never true Christians let alone Pastors.

How can people that claim to be former pastors tell me that they haven't come across the chapter where Jusus said "I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one[b] comes to the Father, except through me"[/b]
(John, 14:6)

So what were they teaching their members ?
Who ordained they Pastors in the ist place ?
They decided to get to the father directly.
RomanceRe: I Love Her But She Is An Undergraduate And Poor by Jollof123: 7:52pm On Jun 06, 2019
elantraceey:
Lol, so I should drag my friend online because you need proof? Go to the north and go and ask those young girls you see with old men how old they were when they marriage their husbands, someone has a smiling face doesn't mean all is well .
Yes...drag her here onlinev cheesy
RomanceRe: Soft Ass Or Firm Ass by Jollof123: 6:25pm On Jun 06, 2019
I go for this type

RomanceRe: I Love Her But She Is An Undergraduate And Poor by Jollof123: 6:11pm On Jun 06, 2019
elantraceey:
I have an Hausa lady friend that was married off at 14 and trust me you wouldn't want any lady in your life to go through what she have been through . Everyone is entitled to how they want to live their lives as long as they're hurting nobody , just don't force or decieve people into what they'll regret later.
We need proof and witnesses...
RomanceRe: I Love Her But She Is An Undergraduate And Poor by Jollof123: 2:29pm On Jun 06, 2019
HitSong:
Lol
Liar!
You're 30 or 31 already and that girl is just 18.
Will you be so much in LUST with her if the girl has had sex with at least 3 people before in the past!?
Age doesn't, that's why my cousin gave birth to triplet at the age of 3 undecided
If you've had sex with that girl or you did later and you eventually dump her, God will punish you.
Oniranu
Did he tell you the girl is a virgin before they meet?

Don't you know 13 years old girl are even getting pregnant now adays?

Don't you know that if OP didn't have good intention towards the girl he won't pay for her jamb and neco talkless of bringing it to nairaland?

Don't you think a girl with a poor background whose parent don't care about are movement and are not ready to spansor her to school is prone to b used by diff guys of nowadays ?

How many slay queen who are 20+ get brain self nowadays?

OP...meet her parents and discuss marriage proposal with them. If they agreed then marry her.

Let her start a business or let her learn a trade first. Then schooling should follow.

But if you are financially bouyant then marry her and sponsor her schooling till she is able to handle business.
RomanceRe: “ I Want To Be Your Friend” by Jollof123: 9:47am On Jun 05, 2019
I don't friend and I don't do relationship because I have one I cherised and am never ready to trade her for anybody else.

So when I meet girls both offline and online I normally use the word...can we hook up, intimate friend or friends with benefit.

Yes/no will follow suit
Nairaland GeneralRe: Pepsi Truck Crashes After A Brake Failure, This Morning, In Agbani, Enugu by Jollof123: 11:11am On Jun 04, 2019
This is one of the risk associated with haulage business. Now the owner of the truck will bear the loss.

80% of truck used by pepsi belongs to private individuals.
RomanceRe: Do I Need A High Final GPA To Become A Lecturer? by Jollof123: 11:25pm On Jun 03, 2019
Ayoleeboy007:
i really love that fish farming the gain is massive and to sell it no b problem. sir which area are u rearing d fish?

RomanceRe: Do I Need A High Final GPA To Become A Lecturer? by Jollof123: 10:43pm On Jun 03, 2019
Ayoleeboy007:
i really love that fish farming the gain is massive and to sell it no b problem. sir which area are u rearing d fish?
Niger state.
FamilyRe: My Wife Watching Porn by Jollof123: 5:46am On Jun 03, 2019
Simple issue...
You suppose take a shower, goto the sitting room and watch porn on your phone too. Ensure the volume is raised to the maximum provided your neighbors won't hear but she will hear.

She will b suprise and comeback to normal. Just like you are concerned and confused she is watching porn, she will b concern and confuse too. Next time she won't b able to watch conviniently in your presence again.

Once a wife start cheating either with other men or with watching porn instead of craving for u then she will eventually kill you. So it's better you part ways.
RomanceRe: Do I Need A High Final GPA To Become A Lecturer? by Jollof123: 5:13am On Jun 03, 2019
Timekeeper:
Pls sir what kinda business are you into sir? I wana learn too..
I deal in beverages, haulage and fish farming.

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