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RomanceRe: She Wanted To Control Me After We Fkd by jonahhh: 7:21am On Jun 17, 2022
ifinger:
No be me bubu wey montgaged ur destiny to china abeg
You’re not savage and I this story is true , you’re a folly man… no level at all . SPIT
PoliticsRe: Over 130,000 People Unfollows Fr Mbakas Facebook Page After Anti Obi Comments by jonahhh: 2:32pm On Jun 16, 2022
anonimi:
You are wise and the gods are with you.
Same same format of pretentious paupers trying to fcvk up our brains to lay hands on our treasury.
May your wisdom grow and spread to influence many others.
Amen and you too , your understanding won’t deplete
PoliticsRe: Over 130,000 People Unfollows Fr Mbakas Facebook Page After Anti Obi Comments by jonahhh: 2:34am On Jun 16, 2022
[quote author=mightyhaze post=113842930]grin u go cry tire


Nigerians are finally waking up..[/quote


Nigerians wey just use sleeping tablets… This Peter obi movement and noise shows how shallow Nigerian youths are … no brain for logic thinking…. You use yur emotions too much. Same way una enter buhari hand na so una go enter obi and dumb youths
CrimeRe: Woman Arrested After She Broke Her Nephew's Head Because He Misplaced N100 by jonahhh: 7:40am On Jun 15, 2022
Stallionhorse:
I don't know why God had to hide a sweet hole in between the legs of this wicked, demonic creatures called woman.
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PoliticsRe: Video Of Unknown Gunmen Killed And Arrested By Police (Graphic Picture). by jonahhh: 6:11am On Jun 15, 2022
naptu2:
Your terrorist is better than the other terrorist?
You’re question doesn’t add up
PoliticsRe: Video Of Unknown Gunmen Killed And Arrested By Police (Graphic Picture). by jonahhh: 9:53pm On Jun 14, 2022
naptu2:
http://saharareporters.com/2022/06/14/nigerian-police-arrest-woman-three-others-gang-%E2%80%98unknown-gunmen%E2%80%99-terrorising-anambra
What about bandits
PoliticsRe: Hausa Version Of Peter Obi's Presidential Election Campaign Jingle (Pix, Video) by jonahhh: 5:43pm On Jun 14, 2022
I go like make this man enter so una go shock ���
CrimeRe: Video Of Couple Walking Around Unclad At VGC In Lagos Sparks Reactions by jonahhh: 5:42pm On Jun 14, 2022
Bastard1stborn:
Jonah... If gish swallow you now.. You go. Dey blame Nigerians
Lol you too dey think far
CrimeRe: Video Of Couple Walking Around Unclad At VGC In Lagos Sparks Reactions by jonahhh: 11:10pm On Jun 13, 2022
Beebah2000:
If na America na e this one happen, everybody for just mind their business dey waka like say nothing dey happen. undecided
Their country dey move forward, because them dey mind their business.
Have you been to America before? How many naked couples have you seen walking in the streets without anyone calling the police on them? The way Nigerians take mumu for another man culture dey irritate me
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Man For Robbing And Raping 3 Women Including His Master’s Wife by jonahhh: 9:57am On Jun 11, 2022
zaza1955:
Katsina Police arrest 20-year-old for robbing and raping 3 women including his master’s wife

Police in Katsina have arrested a 20-year-old man named Jume Bello for reportedly raping his master’s wife and robbing other married women in the state’s Musawa Local Government Area.

According to the police spokesman, Superintendent Gambo Isah, Bello was arrested on May 31 after three women, all from Jikamshi Village in Musawa Local Government Area, reported to Musawa Division that the 20-year-old had criminally trespassed into their homes, attacked them with a knife, robbed them of their money, handset, and forcefully had unlawful carnal knowledge of them.

During investigation, the suspect confessed that one of the women was his master’s wife.

According to the 20-year-old, he committed the crime after his master sent him on an errand to get a water vendor for his wife, and then he returned later that evening and committed the crime.

Read full story HERE: https://gallantmilitary.org.ng/2022/06/11/boy-rapes-his-masters-wife/
Him don Cum him eye don clear
CrimeRe: I Was Scammed Of 52k And Am Contemplating Suicide by jonahhh: 9:52am On Jun 11, 2022
If you kill yourself you loose tha karma that’s suppose to happen and that might be you bouncing back and making more money than you got now… if you die the scammer won’t even know and will still flex your money . Best ring is to hustle more and double that money yourself
PoliticsRe: Youths Registering For PVC For Admission At #YouthVoteCountNG Mega Concert by jonahhh: 9:21pm On Jun 10, 2022
See their heads them wan vote Peter obi lmao ������
CrimeRe: Those People Will Regret Ever Coming To Owo- Women Place Curse On the Gunmen by jonahhh: 9:50pm On Jun 07, 2022
Hamzaaaaaaaa:
Some women in Owo town, Ondo State, have gathered to perform some traditional rites to place curse on the gunmen that attacked St. Francis Catholic Church, Owo, on Sunday.
On Sunday, gunmen had invaded the church when service was ongoing and opened fire on the worshippers, leading to the death of several people. The report by Punch stated that about 40 people were killed in the attack.In the report which was made by BBC News Pidgin on Tuesday, the women said that they were invoking the traditional spirits to fight on their behalf, and bring the killers to justice.They said - "Our ancestors will answer our prayers, and those people will regret ever coming to Owo."
The attack on the church had drawn widespread condemnation from far and wide. In his reaction to the killing, Ondo State Governor, Rotimi Akeredolu, had vowed that the state will use every resource at its disposal to make sure those behind the attack are apprehended and made to face the consequences of their actions.
Not to mock the dead or disrespect the dead but then kill una for Jesus dormot but na Ogun una wan use curse dem…. ����� okay they’re waking up small small �
PoliticsRe: Owo Church Attack: Tinubu Donates ₦75 Million To Victims And Catholic Church by jonahhh: 2:12pm On Jun 06, 2022
Thoh:
All Tinubu know how to do is donate to disaster areas.
All he pray for is bad news to happen so he can show where he is good at.

If fire burn for Sokoto in don reach there if Bandits massacre for Kaduna in don reach there.
He will never do the charity in Igbo land and he will not condemn the bandits.
If e no go na still people like you go still complain… be in his shoes first before yu judge him
CrimeRe: I Feel Suicidal. I May End It Before ASUU Calls Off Strike. I'm Serious! by jonahhh: 6:08am On Jun 03, 2022
Six30:
I feel very frustrated and suicidal every day that comes. Why? I finished school since 2019 and was not cleared by school. Just when that was supposed to happen, ASUU commenced their strike. 4 months now and counting, everyday morning, I wake up broke, frustrated and ashamed of myself and a voice is telling me to end it that I will never make it. That ASUU is not going to suspend strike anytime soon. Already I am above 30. I can't sleep or think well. I'm in dillema.

EMPHASIS: I MAY END IT BEFORE ASUU SUSPENDS STRIKE!
Yu want to end your life over something that might not even feed yu in the picture… instead for you to end your life , why not hookup with friends that are doing good and go into the business world and watch how much money and peace you’ll have plus women will confidently flood towards you cause you have a source of income. No be school strike dey do you, na lack of money dey make man feel somehow
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Kills Himself During Police Chase After Shooting His Wife And Mom by jonahhh: 6:01am On Jun 03, 2022
You’ll bring a Nigerian woman abroad to live with you and they’ll start behaving like demons after knowing they got privileges in the foreign country… not everyone can take being used and dump . I pray the kid finds peace
CrimeRe: Two Ghanaian Lovers Flogged For Leaking Their Sex Tape (Video, Photo) by jonahhh: 8:32am On Jun 01, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Most Africans especially Nigerians need their head checked..you think this is the Stone age or what?
Do you folks actually understand what the law was created for? undecided
I mean the Constitution.. undecided
You sound like the only thing you is what the showed you in text Books
CrimeRe: 52-Year-Old Man Defiles 2-Year-Old Girl In Delta, Settles Parents With ₦500k by jonahhh: 7:39am On May 25, 2022
[quote author= post=113125789]A 52-Year-Old Man has been arrested in Delta State for allegedly defiling a 2-year-old girl identified as Isabella.

Human rights activist, Comrade Israel Joe, who disclosed this on Tuesday, May 24, said the incident happened in Mosagar, Ethiope West Local Government Area of the state.

According to Comrade Joe, The Suspect was set to be arraigned in court on Monday but the mother of the victim disappeared with the child.

It was reported that the victim's mother was allegedly offered N500,000 by family of the suspect to drop the case.

Read His Post As Sighted By Below:



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0RptPMm8kyA46XLiXUAp2xiDfYz9BYWkxv9zRyBp2pPKbZ2nfTRZ4L2Pk2yuS938Yl&id=100000506465440



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02DpEXYV99dUMohxxy6YZkDegrqR2UxSGpiR22K6bVWk3WtrjnVivtepCGcnzyWD9zl&id=100000506465440[/quote]They think it’s just ordinary sex? The old an had used your daughter already even if they collect 10 million this girl has been used and will feel it when she grows up
FamilyRe: My Stingy Elder Brother by jonahhh: 11:30am On May 23, 2022
Gottiii:
I still can’t believe my elder brother is planning to send me a Es330 (2006) from the United States.

I have told him several times i can’t drive such car, I am already imagining the look of people when they see me. I mean people wey dey my area. People for area know say I be big boy.

I don tell am several times say I no need car wey dey less than yr 2017. The money dey but very stingy. I sure say na the wife dey give am wrong advice.

The car clean sha, full option but below my level. I go just sell am.

Abeg, make una advice me.
With This attitude I think you deserve 2002 instead…. Your brother try kpa, you’re just ungrateful
Foreign AffairsRe: Elon Musk Showed A Flight Attendant His Penis & Offered Her A Horse For Sex by jonahhh: 2:47pm On May 20, 2022
siofra:
Elon Musk don enter one chance!!
2 chances ni…. She collected money , why is she coming out now? She’s broke again .
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia To Cut Natural Gas Supply To Finland From Saturday Morning by jonahhh: 2:41pm On May 20, 2022
fergie001:
Russia will turn off the natural gas tap to Finland tomorrow morning due to disagreement over Moscow’s rouble payment scheme.



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Just know they already cut off the supply before announcing it… tomorrow my a$$. Normally Russia no go say make nobody no join nato again to avoid see finish, na to dey run dem gbenshe remain
CrimeRe: Police Arrests Kidnappers Of Greenfield Students, Recover Weapons, Ammunition by jonahhh: 7:23pm On May 18, 2022
How are sure these are the real kidnappers and not some inmates being used to cover up their incompetence
PoliticsRe: Deborah Samuel: OPM Awards Scholarship To All Her Siblings, To Relocate Parents by jonahhh: 9:31pm On May 16, 2022
PussyKing:
The General Overseer of the Omega Power ministry (OPM) Apostle Chibuzor has awarded full scholarship to all siblings of Deborah Samuel, he also mentioned that they will all be relocated to Portharcourt, where the mum will be get a shop to start up a business and the dad to get a job.

The G.O announced this on his Instagram page.
See details below

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cdnbh1ctARo/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Do it without announcing , they might get attacked cause those people no dey reason we’ll
PoliticsRe: My Wife Will Never Forget Amaechi - El-Rufai by jonahhh: 5:22pm On May 16, 2022
PrinceOfLagos:
https://dailypost.ng/2022/05/16/2023-why-my-wife-will-never-forget-amaechi-gov-el-rufai/
He sounded like his wife sucked ameachi’s dick at one point in time
PoliticsRe: My Wife Will Never Forget Amaechi - El-Rufai by jonahhh: 5:19pm On May 16, 2022
helinues:
Don't kill yourself or have HBP because of a man who knew nothing about your existence.

Only God knows what terrible things could happen if you don't mention Tinubu's name in a day.

Tinubu this, Tinubu that, Tinubu those as if you have nothing meaningful to reason about in life.
Na him type go see tinubu begin hope to get money
RomanceRe: Help! I'm Dying Of Being A Simp by jonahhh: 4:04pm On May 16, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
I am old enough to birth you tho.. undecided
I can't imagine myself exchanging words with a teen like you.. undecided

You are still feeding from momma and know nothing about life so keep mute when I speak..
Not everybody on here has deep sense of reasoning , you’re replying an empty skull
RomanceRe: Help! I'm Dying Of Being A Simp by jonahhh: 4:02pm On May 16, 2022
[quote author=uwakeminent post=112866672]I just can't imagine what happen this evening. I went out to buy food n eat, on my way back i saw a very nice looking girl n was just passing her by when she greeted me and said "please excuse me, please can u help me with 500naira" na so i just put hand for pocket comot 1k give am, even follow am dey waka for shops dey look change. After collecting the money, she thank me and departed just like that. I no even collect number, i no even ask her name. Make una enlighten me more. I can't continue simping like this. Right now am angry wit myself. I just dey waste money anyhow ontop girls matters without kpanshing [/quote
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No b by force to collect number , because yu give am 500 naira no mean say you be simp… if it were a guy will you want to take his number? You just Helped someone today doesn’t make you a mumu and fucking her after giving her 500 doesn’t make you smart either cos you no know Weytin dey her body . Let’s be cautious out there.
RomanceRe: What's Stopping You From Visiting This Place? (photo) by jonahhh: 7:06pm On May 14, 2022
sanesta:
What's Stopping You From Visiting This Place??
Unknown location…. Would like to lit up some Fresh default loud on that , Canada loud na waste of money….
RomanceRe: Look At The Nuns That Deliver Cannabis To Sick People (photos) by jonahhh: 7:02pm On May 14, 2022
walkbrazil4k:
The white men are smart they told us cannabis is bad, they spent alot of money to fight drug wars in South America that killed alot of people and today it is legal in their countries, as we all know cannabis cures and helps with alot of sicknesses

https://www.walkbrazil4k.com/2022/05/look-at-nuns-that-deliver-cannabis-to.html?m=1
Plant is the healing of the nation
CrimeRe: Deborah: Protesters Storm Sultan’s Palace, Ask For Release Of Suspects by jonahhh: 7:01pm On May 14, 2022
Odewaleadesoye:
Source: Vanguard
Make them stone their sultan na… awon werey
CrimeRe: Can A Woman Be Kidnapped Without Being Raped? by jonahhh: 6:05pm On May 14, 2022
attacker321:
Guys, is it possible for a woman to be kidnapped and not be raped??
Depends on the kidnappers … ���

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