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FamilyRe: I’m Tired Of Having Sex With You – Man Tells Neighbour’s Wife by jonahhh: 8:29am On Jul 04, 2022
Augustine na mumu man, woman slap you you go report to police station after you expose yourself say you dey sleep with another than wife. If I be the judge of this matter Augustine dey go 3month for prison no cap
CelebritiesRe: P'square: Peter & Paul Okoye Rock 'Obidient' Tops In Paris (Pictures) by jonahhh: 7:05am On Jul 04, 2022
Wintertime:
Mehn give it to Peter Obi,. The man worth it... Remove tribalism and you will know he's the only real deal here. His only main opponent has being bench.
How is he worth it? What has he done fr Nigeria that made him worth it? Nigerian yooot una no get independent mind still… Peter obi is a big scam being old t y’all but as usual una know nothing about politics
FamilyRe: How Do You Handle This Type Of Situation? by jonahhh: 7:05am On Jul 02, 2022
DamnnNiggarr:
My Bossom childhood friend was financially down and needed financial assistance because his landlord was suffocating him with his constant nagging. So he contacted me as his old guy and and told me the situation on ground and requested for financial assistance from me. I didn't hesitate in sending him the money which he summed up with the one he had and cleared his house rent.

So, this afternoon, his wife texted me, and in her text, she thanked me for the assistance and requested to pay me a visit and and help me with some of my chores since my wife is in Bayelsa. From the very moment I set my eyes on that text, I haven't been myself knowing fully well that one thing may lead to another during her visit/stay.

That my guy is so dear to me and we treat each other with utmost respect so for this reason, I wouldn't like to loose that respect and trust. This woman is anticipating my response, according to her.

Please house, how do I discourage her from visiting me in my wife's absence without it looking as if I'm avoiding her? What does she want? Who has been in this type of situation and how did you resolve the issue without creating enmity?
Why reason like that? Must you nack everything and everybody? The husband (your friend) might even know about it sef… tell her not to bother and find other woman to help you with your work …
RomanceRe: I'm So Disappointed In This Man's Díck size (photo) by jonahhh: 1:32pm On Jun 30, 2022
His dick is sell flaccid, so you can’t determine just yet… wait until it gets hard before you judge ���
CelebritiesRe: Wicked Souls Go And Hustle- Portable Warns Fans Against chasing him for money by jonahhh: 12:39pm On Jun 28, 2022
Naijanascam:
Like you don't know what I'm talking about because you are living in illusions..... even you defending your skull aren't safe either...
Me I be agemo anybody way try am na them go say make i dey go las las… na una be Christian’s wey throway culture. Plus no tribe in Nigeria is more evil t their own kinsmen than igbo.
CelebritiesRe: Wicked Souls Go And Hustle- Portable Warns Fans Against chasing him for money by jonahhh: 10:38am On Jun 28, 2022
Naijanascam:
Hope you don't go there for skull mining?
You probably live comfortably in Yoruba land, has yur skull been mined ?
CelebritiesRe: Wicked Souls Go And Hustle- Portable Warns Fans Against chasing him for money by jonahhh: 6:42am On Jun 28, 2022
Naijanascam:
He is correct on this..... typical AFONJA way of life

Urchins
Asslickers
Lazy assess
Wicked souls and
Certificated morons always standing on some people's wallet and manhood as means of livelihood.....

Ogbeni Portable shine ya eyes and avoid them
I’ve been to Aba , and some Igbo lands and that’s when I realized why lagos is y’all UK . Go back to your villages and leave lagos and Yoruba land alone. Flat skulls equals flat brain
CelebritiesRe: 'buga Song': Uproar On Social Media Over Dancing Viral Video Of Ex-ooni's Wife by jonahhh: 8:28pm On Jun 27, 2022
OVB123:
She just want people to notice her and nothing more.
Nigerians too dey worship people dey don’t know personally
CelebritiesRe: Check Out This No Filter Unedited Picture Of Bobrisky Caught At An Event. by jonahhh: 11:07am On Jun 27, 2022
Igodomigodo419:
You will hardly see pictures of popular self acclaimed Barbie and mummy of Lagos, Bobrisky without the normal Snapchat filter or extreme edit to make her look spotless, glamorous and sexy.

At an event, he was captured in her regular normal self and this picture says otherwise!

What do you think?
The guy resemble the klegons wey dey Star Trek
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by jonahhh: 11:00am On Jun 27, 2022
lahips:
And some for the week 8 cool
Looks like a Saturday morning tan sauce
PoliticsRe: Frustration Driving Nigerian Youths Into Drug Abuse – Peter Obi by jonahhh: 10:27am On Jun 27, 2022
SlyfoxxjReturns:
You read it and you have no sensible rebuttal that’s why you resort to insult. So anyone that supports Obi and not your messiah Tinubu is either Igbo or ignorant? Lmao. I’m so glad people with your mindset are a minority in our generation. See the crowds for PVC? I know it’s scaring y’all. We will be rid of y’all soon don’t worry.
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You’re being brainwash by these noisemakers and sweet talks by Peter lol… my vote is for sowore always.. but the reality is , the Nigeria of today Peter obi has nothing to offer but talks. You haven’t seen me mention tinubu you’re the one throwing it at me cause of your shallow mindset you believe everybody that’s not eating up obi’s lies and pretense is with tinubu smh. Some of us are just laid back and we trust and follow no one blindly. Una go dey alright las las. Try to have your own thoughts and not what majority is following, minority is usually sees further than majority
PoliticsRe: Frustration Driving Nigerian Youths Into Drug Abuse – Peter Obi by jonahhh: 8:39am On Jun 27, 2022
SlyfoxxjReturns:
Again for the last time, I am not Igbo and I’m not agitating for any Biafra. You people hilariously believe everyone against Tinubu or supporting Obi is Igbo LMAO. Go on social media and see for yourself. Even Tunde Ednut is promoting Obi hard! Is he igbo? Lol.

Stop being a small mind. It’s all about tribe to YOU but to millions of Nigeria youth it’s about a desperation for good governance, change and taking back power from these incompetent and corrupt old men that have held us hostage since 1999 and beyond.

This generation is moving beyond tribalism bro. We jus have a few bad eggs like you that are still stuck in the mentality of our fathers but make no mistake; you are the minority.
I don’t need to read your notebook on here… you’re not igbo and supporting obi, then you’re ignorant of a lot of things. Use logic not emotions . People like you follow the crowd
RomanceRe: Went To My Ex Wedding And This Is What I Did by jonahhh: 3:13am On Jun 27, 2022
kenzysmith:
Good evening guys went to my ex wedding yesterday and I saw how happy her husband was I dance to congratulate them and as soon I shook hands with my ex
I remember those nights she will beg me to sex her, I remember the styles I use her to learn, I remember how she gave me bj , I remember how I use to smack her ass when she use to give me doggy , I remember the countless time I have Bleep her then I burst into laughter the husband was impress and taught my laughter was joy grin and he thank me after I shook his hands why my ex shook her head towards the ground grin

I want to tender my apology for falling the wife breast drastically and the pussy I have handle with aggression I tender my apology to the unborn children for the breast I have suck beyond repair am sorry they should forgive me sad
you’re sorry ke, dem no tell you say your own wife to be or wife sef say another man don destroy the kpekus? Very funny
PoliticsRe: Frustration Driving Nigerian Youths Into Drug Abuse – Peter Obi by jonahhh: 2:45am On Jun 27, 2022
SlyfoxxjReturns:
Why are you such a bigot and what’s your obsession with Peter Obi and Igbo people?? Let’s tone down all this tribalistic rhetoric for Gods sake. We can’t repeat same mistake of our fathers.
Its all about tribes and we’ll only be deceiving ourselves if we ignore that fact… wait until Peter obi looses , that’s when you all will know he is a distraction to your Biafra agitation. Your people will soon be back on the street crying for Biafra to leave Nigeria… talking about not asking Mistakes.
RomanceRe: Will You Date A Lady Like This? Your Opinion by jonahhh: 2:35am On Jun 27, 2022
arthurwillia:
Na wetin you no sabi be That, na lunch e Go Start from, Next thing na buy me phone.. next thing na rent.. you no sabi as e Dey go.. you think ladies just go ahead And bill once.

And I no fit masturbate when Olosho dey there. Pay and go
Sabinus… free toto full everywhere if you still dey pay for Olosho then na you no sabi as e dey go at all, na 10 kobo olosho go collect? Dey deceive yurself. No Nigerian babe wey no go bill you one way or the other. You’ll understand my point when you get to that stage.
RomanceRe: Will You Date A Lady Like This? Your Opinion by jonahhh: 11:44pm On Jun 25, 2022
arthurwillia:
Tell me your opinion about this.

I have been talking to his lady for quite a while and we vibe well, I like her enough to be my gf. We met on the road one day and we talked, she said she’s hungry and needed to eat, so we branched a restaurant, she brought out her atm but they said they don’t accept atm so I paid for her..

Fast forward 1 week after, we were chatting and next thing she said was, buy lunch for me, I was like who be this one.. I had the money to buy lunch for her but red flag for me is all these girls that bill too much.. I just told her I can’t buy lunch for her.. this is a girl that’s using iPhone 11 and I’m managing my Xsmax oo..

After that I was thinking like, are all girls like that? Should I just buy the lunch and just let it be? If I keep saying no to all girls that ask me for lunch, will I see a girl to date? Ladies who ask for lunch? Why do you do that? Is it to eat the boys money or something?
You no fit see girl wey no go bill you for Nigeria , even t so called responsible ones that are working Will still find a way to bill you. Na masturbation marathon you dey so if you no wan buy babes lunch every once in awhile. When no be say na 100k she wan use chop lunch untop your head
CrimeRe: Lessons For Nigerian Rulers From Ike Ekweremadu! by jonahhh: 11:30pm On Jun 25, 2022
Factsinred:
A lesson to learn from Ike Ekweremadu issue....

Nick Agule from UK wrote....

Ike Ekweremadu is obviously a powerful man. Spending his 20th year in the Senate of which 12 were as Deputy Senate President.

He could have used the time to get Nigeria a world-class kidney hospital but no! He didn't need kidney treatment so it was his least bother.

Things happen and his own child needed kidney treatment. As it is with President Buhari and everyone who has held office in Nigeria, Ekweremadu shamelessly took his daughter to the UK for treatment where he was going to be attended to by Nigerian nurses and doctors whom Ekweremadu and gang chased away with total neglect of the health sector.

But Ekweremadu did not go with his child alone, he took along a boy who was suffering hardship and pains from a Nigeria Ekweremadu helped to damage. Ekweremadu wanted to harvest this boy's kidney to save his own child. As fate will have it, tests performed on the boy showed his kidney was not a match for Ekweremadu's daughter.

Ekweremadu began to make arrangements to return the boy to Nigeria and obviously take another one to the UK. But the boy tasted and enjoyed the good life in the UK something Ekweremadu and his band of bad and failed leaders deprived him of in Nigeria. The boy saw electricity 24/7 (powered by gas from Nigeria), he did not need to start 'I better pass you generator' or he sleeps in darkness to the joy of mosquitoes. He saw how clean and beautiful the hospitals were different from the mortuaries will call hospitals in Nigeria and absolutely for free. He saw how efficient the metropolitan police were securing the neighbourhood and not the Nigerian police starved of funds by Ekweremadu and gang! The boy enjoyed rides on clean and efficient public transportation (buses, trams, light rail, underground tube, trains, boats etc) and not the okada, Keke and endless trekking in Nigeria. The boy was awed by the beautiful landscaped, trash free and green environment and not the filth he is used to in Nigeria. The boy saw food everywhere. He saw beautiful schools from nursery to reception to primary to secondary all the way to high school absolutely free. He saw that his dream of university education will be realised even if he has no money for fees and ASUU will not truncate his dream in the UK. The boy saw unemployed people paid benefits by Govt. The boy saw, enjoyed and liked the UK better than Ekweremadu's Nigeria!

The boy decided he was not going back to Nigeria damaged by Ekweremadu and gang! The boy ran to seek refuge from the metropolitan police. In Ekweremadu's Nigeria the police would have arrested the boy and dropped him in Kuje prison where for the next 10yrs he will still be on 'awaiting trial' roll. If the boy tried to talk he will be summarily executed and his body paraded as an armed robber gunned down by the 'gallant' police. Ekweremadu and his gang are above the law in a lawless Nigeria they have created.

Unfortunately for Ekweremadu, the UK is not Nigeria. He has exchanged his posh mansion in a highbrow neighbourhood in London for a police cell where he is being schooled in the act of rule of law something he is obviously lacking in his nearly 20yrs as a law maker.

Ekweremadu will have his day in court.

His victim will now enjoy life in the UK because it's easy to prove that if he returns to Nigeria Ekweremadu and his goons will go after him!

If Ekweremadu had done his bit to fix Nigeria, all this drama will not happen!

Ekweremadu and those like him who think they can do well when Nigeria is sick have just found out the bitter truth - no one will prosper better than Nigeria. If Nigeria fails, we fail with it!

In 2023 we have a unique opportunity to elect leaders who understand that our fate is tied to Nigeria's fate. We rise or fall together!

Go get your PVC today!

We wish Ekweremadu's child quick recovery hoping that now his case is public a donor will soon be found for him.
Op no be so uk be o, free Weytin ����, did you just say food everywhere? Baba everything cost die for uk and not as you said it but more organized and better than naija
RomanceRe: Is A 5.5 Inches Penis Good Enough by jonahhh: 12:09pm On Jun 25, 2022
Magnoliaa:
Nope.

How can it be when even the average is 9"? undecided
Average is 6 lol 9 na gbola
FoodRe: What Is Your Favourite Fruit? (pics) by jonahhh: 12:00pm On Jun 25, 2022
Zi:
MANGO
This will always be m favorite… I can eat this all day long
CrimeRe: Skull Mining Festival In Ogun State by jonahhh: 9:46am On Jun 24, 2022
zedegit:
I was informed that there are skull miners in Ogun State. I want to know if there's a fixed date for their festival so I can stay safe.

Please information needed.
You will ignore the filth and poverty in your own land and focus on another man’s problems … why una head flat be that no sense to reason properly and na we cause am. We don too allow una relax for west
BusinessRe: How Do I Retrieve Money I Borrowed My Crush? by jonahhh: 6:16am On Jun 23, 2022
PavillionEnergy:
The money is not too huge but in double digits.
I feel I need to teach her a life lesson.
No go commit crime o because you wan sho toto say u no b mumu… don’t borrow a lady money you can’t let go.
FamilyRe: My Girlfriend Wants Us To Wear Same Attire To Her Niece traditional marriage by jonahhh: 9:30am On Jun 21, 2022
Born2winnx:
Hello all
My girlfriend wants me to wear same native attire to her niece wedding on Friday. I thought she was joking when she suggested it last week, because I don't even plan on going due to my busy schedule. But to my surprise she's just came to my house with some yards of the material she bought with her money.

Though I appreciate her good gestures, but I don't think it's right.. We are not married. What will her people say when dey see me with her like that because her father, mother, brothers and sisters will be there, not talking about her extended families.

I had to confide with a friend and he told me blantly that it is a set up, I should abort. That he had witness a similar case in a party when a guy was behaving as if he had paid his girlfriend bride price...what happened was the guy didn't leave the way he came. I won't want that to happen to me but before I decide I like to hear from you all.

relationship is 3months
I don't know her family house, talkless to know who born her.. not yet ready to.
You just don’t have a long term plan for her and you’re still yet to love her genuinely… either she’s already taking you seriously or she wants you to cover her up at her niece’s wedding so she won’t look single to stupor. Do this for her and she’ll never forget mind you not all lady families are ebinna so you might not spend shi shi
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo: Nigeria Needs New Leadership Culture by jonahhh: 8:56am On Jun 21, 2022
okefranci:
Whom are you talking about?
Osinbajo
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo: Nigeria Needs New Leadership Culture by jonahhh: 8:49am On Jun 21, 2022
RomanceRe: Japan Rules Against Same Sex Marriage by jonahhh: 6:46am On Jun 21, 2022
Datboredberri:
No sensible person would like this! Fu** homophobes...

A lot of straight men are surprisingly obsessed with gay sex...

Why do you folks care which hole another man puts his di** in? undecided
People have to care because a Society filled it’s gay men is never a good one… the I don’t care and the fake mind your business attitude is totally dumb . You’re probably a lesbian so you might not see anything wrong with it . SPIT on yur comment
RomanceRe: My friend Asking If He Could Fûck My Girl. pls help by jonahhh: 3:14pm On Jun 19, 2022
Tonero5200:
nor be like that bros, I nor ask am for him own him carry that night.

besides I don package this one, for free chop.

anything make me pass am out to am then my own matter don cancel.

how which the girl nor know her, I for do anonymously
Tell am say You no get her contact again then you go stop to gist your paddi how she dey take nack
RomanceRe: "MUMU ME" I've Been Buying Battery For My Neighbor Until This Happen by jonahhh: 2:15pm On Jun 18, 2022
TNORWAY:
Kindly give us a detailed explanation...

How.you convinced her.

How.she came over to the bed

How you started

Any pre-intimacy?

How you off pant.


Cc: stallionhorse
No worry na sex tape him go send you …
CrimeRe: How Big Nyash Caused A Cult War Vikings Vs Eiye In Delta PHOTOS by jonahhh: 7:56am On Jun 18, 2022
Na the external situation loud pass, detained and risk serving time because say another person chop too much toto belle full
RomanceRe: What Happened Yesterday When I Cried For Help On Nairaland(screnshot And Photos) by jonahhh: 7:53am On Jun 17, 2022
MALIGNANTGuest:
1stly....Do you have PVC?
IF Yes upload it with your Face and Name only revealed....not interested in ur address.
2ndly, who will you be VOTING.... come 2023?
Reply me within 24hrs...& get something!
MTCHEW !!!!!!
RomanceRe: She Wanted To Control Me After We Fkd by jonahhh: 7:29am On Jun 17, 2022
The husband wey dey leave am unfucked for many weeks , you sef don see why the man dey marry her from afar but you dey form ( I can Bleep I can Bleep) you go chuk am prick and you expect freedom ? Lmao �
RomanceRe: She Wanted To Control Me After We Fkd by jonahhh: 7:25am On Jun 17, 2022
cumoverna:
Funny enough, the said hubby could be on nairaland, viewing this topic.

I nor sure say I fit marry, I get fragile heart .
Just be a real man and enjoy what ever gift God sends to you… not all women think with their pussy. A man’s heart should not be a fragile one
RomanceRe: She Wanted To Control Me After We Fkd by jonahhh: 7:23am On Jun 17, 2022
If better magun hold you na , you go start to disturb innocent herbalists and pastors wey no send you message . Na so una dey take share other peoples family curse

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