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FoodRe: Indomie Generation Doesn't Know The Drink Called Goldspot And Olo by jonahhh: 1:27am On Aug 28, 2023
Chochovini:
. Hiaa...! Which one was that again?
Search tandi old drink on google ... tandi guarana went out of business and nobody knows why
FoodRe: Indomie Generation Doesn't Know The Drink Called Goldspot And Olo by jonahhh: 6:52pm On Aug 27, 2023
You people have forgotten Tandy... bread 2 naira Tandy 10 naira
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by jonahhh: 11:35pm On Aug 14, 2023
Person wey Dey hungry no fit survive this thread, una just dey chow anyhow
PoliticsRe: PEPT: Peter Obi Supporters Continue To Roll Out More Billboards Across States by jonahhh: 12:13pm On Aug 14, 2023
Na long throat and division na hin make IGbos never gain anything for Nigeria, their leaders are greedy bastards and today they want presidency tomorrow they want Biafra ... no direction at all. They’ll go to another mans land and get welcomed like normal people , once they gain ground they tell you your state is for everybody and yAbby their host that’s they’re lazy and behind them being strangers . Omo Igbo people mistakes plenty and why I like munch Igbo friends and girlfriend is still a wonder . They’re good people personally but in general they’re not all that wise .
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Marries Oyinbo Woman In Lagos by jonahhh: 4:29am On Aug 07, 2023
Acekidc4:
Igbo Man with Over Sense🙄 Securing the Green Card is Very Important. Chai Igbo Man no go kill person with Smartness 😂😆🤣
Marrying a midget for pali is smartness to you ? Go just 1 day into their private live and you’ll see what he has to endure. Then you’ll know his definition of smartness is suffering
PoliticsRe: Bitrus Jisalo: Tinubu Appoints FCT Native As Minister, The First Time Since 1999 by jonahhh: 8:42pm On Aug 02, 2023
wrongman665:
Tinubu will be the best president of Nigeria ever. Just a little time remain. cool
Internally yes he might , but with the way hesitant going with Niger’s coup beginning a puppet for the west instead for working with Putin will put us all in danger
Music/RadioRe: You Thought You Could Win Another Grammy Without My Help? Diddy Mocks Burna Boy. by jonahhh: 3:07am On Feb 07, 2023
Puff daddy no see burna boy yansh Bleep, dem don scatter am 😆😆
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Wants Me To Accommodate His Ex With Three Kids by jonahhh: 7:35pm On Jan 26, 2023
You’re only leaving room for envy and hate… very soon you’ll be feeding the ex, might even plot to murder you and take your house. Unfortunately people like you won’t listen, red flags everywhere . There are single men Out there with no kids but no you want to be used by another woman’s man. That man love his real wife , you are just a sugar mummy figure where.
CrimeRe: White Woman Calls For The 'Mass Genocide' Of Black People by jonahhh: 12:53pm On Dec 14, 2022
Absuchat:
Oga I wonder where you get such fallacious books from. But I'm sure God will punish the author that made himself an instrument of deceit to gullible people like you.

You think you are educated? Come on.... you need to unlearn everything you've ever known including your name
Ask every white man you know , how they were created… people like me is called the 5pecenters , people like you is calls 99pecenters… you can’t understand anything about if te blue if you want I’ll send you a link of an Harvard professor explaining who you are as a black man and who they are as white men. People like me get the same reaction from people like you lol let me know if you need links. You’d be amazed to what you’ll learn
CrimeRe: White Woman Calls For The 'Mass Genocide' Of Black People by jonahhh: 8:36am On Dec 14, 2022
Absuchat:
Shut up abeg and stop showcasing your stupidity on this forum. Your Yakub or whatever you call him made whites as how?
He gave them their progressive ideology or their scientific mentality or what?
Imagine how easy was for a nonesense you called book to deceive you....you see why I made my first comment?
Blacks has no use on earth....I say it again.
Mind you, a useful black man is a dead black man cos he has reduced the problems of the world by one. So please hurry up and make the world better
I don’t blame you for how you think of your own skin and people … that’s what 400 years of slavery does to you
CrimeRe: White Woman Calls For The 'Mass Genocide' Of Black People by jonahhh: 8:35am On Dec 14, 2022
Absuchat:
Shut up abeg and stop showcasing your stupidity on this forum. Your Yakub or whatever you call him made whites as how?
He gave them their progressive ideology or their scientific mentality or what?
Imagine how easy was for a nonesense you called book to deceive you....you see why I made my first comment?
Blacks has no use on earth....I say it again.
Mind you, a useful black man is a dead black man cos he has reduced the problems of the world by one. So please hurry up and make the world better
When you read books or take your time to stop watching twerking videos and read books you’ll know you have Ben lied to about reality all your life… people like you call my comment crazy Al the time cause you lack the knowledge of self… yakub grafted the white race and even they know it. I’ve had conversations with white people and they know that truth about themselves. Every technology and civilization started here in Africa we are only accessing remnants of what was once was , nothing new under the sun. Educate yourself bro
CrimeRe: White Woman Calls For The 'Mass Genocide' Of Black People by jonahhh: 12:49am On Dec 14, 2022
Absuchat:
Stop reading the back cover of books alone or reading upside down. Blacks made whites?
You see why I asked the importance of black man on earth?
Black uselx things
Yoire obviously 99 percenter � people like you will wake up to reality when you die… YES A BLACK A BLACK MAN NAMED YAKUB MADE YOUR WHITE MASTERS . Read books even if it’s the cover or back of books read them . It will make you knowledgeable not this one you’re swimming in darkness and ignorance… and na person wey don chop dey fit read books too tho
CrimeRe: White Woman Calls For The 'Mass Genocide' Of Black People by jonahhh: 2:43pm On Dec 13, 2022
Absuchat:
What's the importance of the black man on earth?
Let's tell ourselves the truth. The woman is right
Read books, una no go hear…. Without the black man the white will never be made to begin with
CelebritiesRe: Dj Cuppy Reacts To Rumors About Her Fiance With A UK Influencer, Calls Him Hubby by jonahhh: 6:43am On Dec 12, 2022
Sophiebabe85:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BweoHN8ndcw

Dj Cuppy Reacts To Rumors About Her Fiance With UK Influencer, Calls Him Hubby

https://instagram.com/stories/cuppymusic/2991030037431706651?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=
Them just dey nack this one , front back left right middle lmao …. We go all. Hear beakup story
RomanceRe: Lady Allegedly Turns Into Cow After Her Husband Caught Her Cheating (Video) by jonahhh: 1:12pm On Dec 10, 2022
seborrhic:
Clown.
Africans were more civilized,had literatures donkey years before the Whiteman,but the Whiteman came here with just a mirror and a hat,gave to your chiefs and got hundreds of your ancestors as plantation and sex slaves.
With just 10 Whiteman with more or less glorified Dane guns defeated hundreds of you with your native juju and arrows.
Came to your lands and your ancestors treated them as gods.
Thought you how to use fires to cook when your ancestors were still eating animal meat raw.
Brought you a tablet that could cure the ailments you ran to a native juju man to be looking at a calabash and comes out telling you it was one of your relatives that was causing it and for you to be free of the "curse"(ailment),you had to make animal and even human sacrifices.
For the Whiteman through Mary Slessor that got exposed to them,today you would still be killing twins because you all believed they were a curse by the gods.
For the Whiteman millions of you would today be ravaged by infections,diarrhoea,disease and snakebites.
For the Whiteman,you would still believe a sickle cell sufferer was an "ogbanje",that reincarnated and millions of your women would have died in labour because they couldn't be operated upon.
I could go on and on.
That in 2022,someone that claims to have gone through secondary school had it at the back of his mind that the picture of this woman that turned to a cow,could be real and that an old woman can turn to a bird at night and go and bewitch her enemies, summaries the cave mentality of people like you.
You lack knowledge of the real history , you’re chiefs were the one that got ducked over with some mirrors and hats… my own Ancestors invested mathematics and division, we invented breast plates and gun powder…. We are not of the same line… I didn’t care to read your long note cause it’s shallow and blank, people like me read books don’t impose your mentality on me . Yes there are witches and shape shifters, it’s backward to people like you because the whit woman doesn’t want you to the truth, if the white man came and told you about reptilians you’ll believe it but if your own people told you about witches turning into bed you’ll dispose of that information as backwards and primitive, people like you is why Africa was colonized and sold. Everything on this planet was invented by black people , white men invented nothing I mean NOTHING .. like I said stop reading google go to libraries and read books. Your text shows you are not enlightened you just follow the surface narrative. There are ogbanje a, witches , wizards , and shapeshifters it doesn’t matter if ignorant people like you don’t know it , they idk exist anyway… even your white master knows this and they put it in dumb movies for follies like you to get a tip and think you’re woke
RomanceRe: Lady Allegedly Turns Into Cow After Her Husband Caught Her Cheating (Video) by jonahhh: 10:14am On Dec 10, 2022
seborrhic:
For you to even contemplate believing at all shows they have got another educated dunce hoodwinked.
The fact that anyone with at least a secondary school education and able to use the internet would even entertain the possibility of this rubbish being real just goes to buttress the feeling that 'you can take some Africans out of the cave,but you can't take the cave out of them',because I sincerely believe only a caveman should believe this trash.
The white men that educated you and box shape your head into one circle of conciousness are the ones that lived in caves not Africans… a lot of you don’t read books you just search google and boom let the brain washing begin. Africans were more civilized than any white man would never be thousands of years back… read about the mud age you’ll know we’re only living in scraps when it comes to advancement compared to when we lost everything
RomanceRe: Lady Allegedly Turns Into Cow After Her Husband Caught Her Cheating (Video) by jonahhh: 10:10am On Dec 10, 2022
gaby:
Neanderthals...
Stop using google to get information about history, read books and learn about yakub… your comment has absolutely nothing to do with whats up there…
PoliticsRe: Townhall Or PDP Primaries: Sowore Makes Subtle Jibe At Obi, Atiku & Kwankwaso by jonahhh: 7:55am On Dec 05, 2022
[quote author=Massiveglory post=118905142]After this quality and healthy interactions between the presidential candidates, I see every reasonable person in apc leaving emilokan secretly and openly.

It is as clear as day that emilokan has nothing to offer and is only desperate to answer the title of president.

After 8yrs of Pmb , it will be an act of pure madness to allow a tinubu like person as president.

As for sowore, that one is a blogger that is hustling for his daily bread.

AA and kwankwanso are doing good but Peter obi is the best. Peter obi for president


[/quot
That blogger is worth millions of $$$ as far as Sahara is concerned… think � before you talk… sowore does not fit in any of your caricature
RomanceRe: Which Kind Yeye World Cup Be Dis? by jonahhh: 7:12am On Nov 28, 2022
Illegal1:
Omoh dis world cup get as he be ooh(very very unpredicted)


dis world cup dn make me lose wetin no nice at all.,

abeg my fellow bet9ja student,any of una dn win 1 ticket since dis world cup start?

if yes,abeg share the tip with me,make i recover my money small...nah dye i dey ooh
If you get money to play then dey try bet both ways… that way you won’t loose unless they draw, if you carry Brazil for win for one ticket carry Brazil go the loss for another ticke…
PoliticsRe: Atiku Hails Discovery Of Crude Oil In North-east Region by jonahhh: 8:09am On Nov 24, 2022
Quintopia:
BRO, HE'S TALKING ABOUT THE DERIVATION PRINCIPLE which applies to all oil-producing regions.

So if the north-east is suddenly bringing in an extra 20 billion dollars a year to the national coffers, it means they will enjoy a large increase in the usual monthly allocation to the states, but will also benefit from the 13% derivation principle in application nationwide. So it's a double whammy for them. That's what Atiku is saying, not that the oil money is for the north alone.
Yeah but you do know it’s one thing to say something and it’s another to do it as said… at the end of the day northern revenue says in the north
PoliticsRe: Atiku Hails Discovery Of Crude Oil In North-east Region by jonahhh: 4:27am On Nov 24, 2022
Key words , he said the discovery will benefit and help do what to the northern region? Okay I dey wait for those wey dey talk say this election and Nigeria as a whole isn’t about about tribes
BusinessRe: Adamawa BDC Operators Reject Dollars As Naira Rebounds At Parallel Market by jonahhh: 6:10am On Nov 14, 2022
Penguin2:
I’m still looking for the idiots who were arguing with me that Naira Redesign will have no benefit.

People with criminal minds still think Nigeria is a Banana Republic.
Lol this isn’t about the naira redesign lmao… dollar is crashing normally , has nothing to do with our stupid naira new design
Science/TechnologyRe: NASA Captures Image Of The Sun ‘smiling’ ( Pics) by jonahhh: 10:07pm On Nov 08, 2022
Sasi54:
All this mad men that called themselves scientists, tomorrow nah they will tell us that the sun has started crying.
lol
PoliticsRe: Charly Boy Mocks Reno Omokri by jonahhh: 5:51am On Oct 26, 2022
DamnnNiggarr:
https://twitter.com/AreaFada1/status/1584791185348263937?t=TvRk6SLdzE9Kx68lMIIN-A&s=19[/quote]Says a gay that bleeps dudes in the ass I wan take other mens semen… sometimes I wonder why Nigerians idolize these people … to me reno is more useful than this old man Charley still be boy
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Jokes With Shettima Over Ice Cream by jonahhh: 5:48am On Oct 26, 2022
[quote author=God1000 post=117875400]Lol, that's hilarious, I like Osinbajo's good sense of humour.

He's still my man, I remember my unwavering and massive support for him, but Nigeria and nigerians don't like good people.

Thank God we have Peter Obi now.


Shettima should show some respect next time[/quote

All this for a man that stole 90billion and I walked away without any case, good man my ass, there are no good people in Nigerian politics… know that and know peace. Thanking God you have Peter obi, anambra people had him for 8 years and the place wasn’t even close to being pretty as calabar. Una too like fakery and lies , anything that sounds and looks good is good to go you don’t care if there’s something sinister going on lowkey
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Was In Haiti In 2010 After The Earthquake by jonahhh: 12:54pm On Oct 21, 2022
What has his trips abroad got to the urn our welfare here in Nigeria? If this guy win na only foreign investors g dey benefit
PoliticsRe: China: We Don't Have A Police Station In Nigeria, Only Outreach Service by jonahhh: 7:33pm On Oct 19, 2022
PoliticsRe: Osita Chidoka: Atiku Won’t Apologise For ‘yoruba, Igbo President’ Comment by jonahhh: 7:51am On Oct 19, 2022
Johnnyessence:
Atiku Won’t Apologise For ‘Yoruba, Igbo President’ Comment - Chidoka.


https://www.channelstv.com/2022/10/18/atiku-wont-apologise-for-yoruba-igbo-president-comment-chidoka
/amp/
Nigeria’s unity doesn’t benefit us, it benefits them alone so we don’t want unity we want regional rule a need then we can unify and work together individually. You see this one Nigeria thing is a scam
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Criticized For Visiting Sheikh Gumi by jonahhh: 6:04am On Oct 18, 2022
Enough said about this pretender obi for now… we’ll let the truth surface by itself from now on…
PoliticsRe: Budget: Reps Approve ₦8.4tn Borrowing, ₦6.3tn Debt Service by jonahhh: 9:56am On Oct 07, 2022
Joshmoore:
So who should we trust ? Because at the end of the day, someone must bail the cat! And hope it is not the Dubai based Unifier or the Agbadorian Chicago kingpin grin
Atiku is a no no… we can afford Peter obi or sowore, even the mistake of voting tinubu can be survived . But you see Atiku? We must avoid him like ebola

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