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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jonaifame22(m): 9:52am On Apr 01, 2020 |
lubehouse9ja:pls which engine oil would be best for Honda city doing uber |
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jonaifame22(m): 6:34am On Apr 01, 2020 |
peeps4u:bro how about Honda city,is it any good I'm buying after the corona lockdown and I'm driving it myself |
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jonaifame22(m): 6:02am On Apr 01, 2020 |
InfinityEstates:bro pls Iphone 7 any better |
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jonaifame22(m): 5:46am On Apr 01, 2020 |
peeps4u:thank you for your response but I saw online among the list of phones banned by uber is iPhone 7 |
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jonaifame22(m): 7:39pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
pls house i s iPhone 7 good for uber without having calculation and network issues |
Car Talk / Re: Trip From PH To Lagos To PH by jonaifame22(m): 3:57pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
ksmart027:thank you Sir, may God bless you 1 Like |
Car Talk / Re: Trip From PH To Lagos To PH by jonaifame22(m): 3:46pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
ksmart027:my brother God bless for your timely advice,pls do you what year his is, and also does he use it for uber, and pls where and how much can one get it. thanks |
Car Talk / Re: Trip From PH To Lagos To PH by jonaifame22(m): 3:04pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
ksmart027:pls have you owned or driven an Honda city? |
Car Talk / Re: Trip From PH To Lagos To PH by jonaifame22(m): 1:55pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
9icetoo:thank you sir, may God bless you for your timely response, but are u typing in respect to Honda city 2007, and if yes do you have idea of 09/10 city |
Car Talk / Re: Honda City As My First Car On Nigerian Road by jonaifame22(m): 1:28pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
GAZZUZZ:pls sir cld u advice how would get a good one,cos I'm working with budget sir,thank you sir 1 Like |
Car Talk / Re: Can You Advice Me To Buy Honda City 2011 by jonaifame22(m): 11:45am On Mar 31, 2020 |
GAZZUZZ:pls oga gazzuz I use God beg you how much I fit use find Honda city 2010, and also shey you get any Link? |
Car Talk / Re: Honda City As My First Car On Nigerian Road by jonaifame22(m): 11:27am On Mar 31, 2020 |
GAZZUZZ:pls sir cld you be kind enough to explain why it would not be good,Ive read about how one should service the transmission wth the recommended cvtf fluid every 30k miles and some other informations |
Car Talk / Re: Honda City As My First Car On Nigerian Road by jonaifame22(m): 11:15am On Mar 31, 2020 |
GAZZUZZ:boss god morning sir, i m buying a Honda city for uber after the corona virus lockdown pls which is better between 06/07 and/09/10,Thank you sir |
Car Talk / Re: Trip From PH To Lagos To PH by jonaifame22(m): 10:56am On Mar 31, 2020 |
9icetoo:good morning sir, pls I'm buying a Honda city after the corona virus lockdown for the purpose of uber, pls is the 07 good enough, and also are the 09/10 city more durable than the 07 thank you sir |
Car Talk / Re: Honda Vs Toyota: Which Is Better? (Office Total War) by jonaifame22(m): 9:59am On Mar 31, 2020 |
sylve11:pls what year ofbhonda city are talking about, I'm buying one after the corona virus lock down but I don't know which is the best to go for and also which year are you making reference to? |
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jonaifame22(m): 3:21pm On Mar 28, 2020 |
A305:okay thank you how about what Iphone is cheaper and good for use on uber |
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jonaifame22(m): 3:04pm On Mar 28, 2020 |
A305:pls could state your reason for this |
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jonaifame22(m): 12:42pm On Mar 28, 2020 |
house please has the issue of the Lasdri permit been resolved, I plan on starting with my Honda city 2009 car soonest and please what good and pocket friendly iphone can you specify for use for navigation on uber |
Autos / Re: Honda Civic 2007 Model For Sale 750 by jonaifame22(m): 4:24pm On Mar 20, 2020 |
Can It Sell For 450k And Wats The Engine Capacity And Ur Location |
Food / Re: Foods That Make Your Buttocks Bigger Naturally by jonaifame22(m): 10:08pm On Feb 01, 2020 |
Julietcutie:aight |
Food / Re: Foods That Make Your Buttocks Bigger Naturally by jonaifame22(m): 9:10am On Feb 01, 2020 |
Julietcutie:I have a girl Im fvckn presently, her yansh is flat like a sheet of paper,and her breast is small like five naira offering, but we've been using soya bean everyday since December, and there have been great improvement, but I'll still try this botcho |
Food / Re: Foods That Make Your Buttocks Bigger Naturally by jonaifame22(m): 9:54am On Jan 30, 2020 |
Julietcutie:thanks for the response,but one more thing how much does botcho sell for,and can itt be gotten at a pharmaceutical store |
Food / Re: Foods That Make Your Buttocks Bigger Naturally by jonaifame22(m): 7:48pm On Jan 28, 2020 |
Julietcutie:pls does it really work despite it's side effects? |
Romance / Re: My Thing Will Be Doing Like Ijebu Garri And Be Rising Whenever I Hold Her Hands by jonaifame22(m): 6:55pm On Jan 26, 2020 |
InfernoNig:do you want to masturbate with her pictures |
Romance / Re: My Thing Will Be Doing Like Ijebu Garri And Be Rising Whenever I Hold Her Hands by jonaifame22(m): 12:02pm On Jan 26, 2020 |
profilemessages:do you have a job for me |
Romance / Re: My Thing Will Be Doing Like Ijebu Garri And Be Rising Whenever I Hold Her Hands by jonaifame22(m): 9:00pm On Jan 04, 2020 |
superability:really |
Romance / Re: My Thing Will Be Doing Like Ijebu Garri And Be Rising Whenever I Hold Her Hands by jonaifame22(m): 10:34am On Jan 02, 2020 |
IceColdVeins:noted, happy new year |
Romance / My Thing Will Be Doing Like Ijebu Garri And Be Rising Whenever I Hold Her Hands by jonaifame22(m): 5:17pm On Dec 31, 2019 |
Any time I hold her hands my preek always get strong, yes she is 19 yrs but the trouble with this gal is that are body makes me loose balance every time I see her,its not my fault I wish I can help the situation.... The first time I saw her,I was in my shop shaping my side burn,when i saw her through my tinted slide door,immediately, I dropped the clipper and ran out like some one who had just seen a shooting star and wants to make a wish, as i ran out and my eyes collided with her yansh sight wise, there was not enough space in the memory card of konji in my brain to store the information of the size of what my eyes have jus seen so that i can masturbate with at night,because it was obvious that her skirt was doing every thing in its power to hold her yansh together,as her yansh protuded from her clothing like the belly of a Nigerian politician who has stolen all our nation's Commonwealth,honestly in my heart, I praised her strength for being able to carry this big yansh every where she goes without tiring out, well.........this was 2 years ago. Right now, she is dating someone I know, and I can't deny not knowing that they are an item, but we play a lot and every time we play and i feel her sweet body and her lovely pair of breasts against my body,my preek stands provocatively like an angered man in a nolly wood movie reporting to Sam loco on the theft of his stolen goat by his sons the famous duo of aki and paw paw. I remember a time when she came to my shop and we were playing car racing on my ps3 and after we got tired she went to seat on the couch then I cracked jokes upon jokes and she laughed and she started coughing. She coughed vigorously her body shook and it made her both breast move up and down and side to side like the duo of the defunct danfo driver group jumping up and down the stage to the tune of their kpolongo song whilst entertaining their young and teeming fans at the star mega jams concert, and right there, there was a turbulent quake in my trousers which can be likened to the one which rocked the prison room which held Paul and silas captive.after she had drank the water,she said to me with teary eyes,". Aaaah Israel you're a goat, you want to kill me with laughter abi , but i seriousIy wish I can spend every day with you. As she spoke my attention remained on her big breast,as her breasts made her chest region appear full like an offering basket full to the brim In a church's Thanksgiving service where the church members had given their seed to the lord out off their hearts and out of their love for him. I tried to hold her as we stood and before long my hands rested on her waist,and it slipped to her yansh as I rubbed it gently a like a girl rubbing the pot belly of her sugar daddy,and she said to me " Israel please let's stop this mike would not be happy if he gets to know. I am in love with this girl and I feel she likes me too,because she calls my phone often times and she also calls me pet names like "dear" and I also feel an iota of hope when I hear this pet names,sometimes she allows my hand stay longer on her body,and sometimes she allows me gum my body with hers, and at the end of the day, all i feel is the frustration of my erect preek gnawing at the back of the my trousers zipper,like a goat gnawing at the wall of a barn filled with yams with it's horns. sometimes I feel a lot of wetness in my boxers due to an overflow of sperm erupting from my preek and when such things happens,the inside of my boxer shorts can be likened to a rain forest because every where is wet, but I can not muster courage and tell her to go because even if she has not let me fvck her at least she allows me smooch her, in other words my case can be likened to that of a student who even though has not been granted full admission in to a university at least he has been offered a diploma and he is taking it. Sade were ever you are this thread is for you,I am dying already like a phone whose battery is on 0% save me wth your Sweetness, or else I'll die 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: She Said We Should Do Without Protection,dat It Is Sweet Like That by jonaifame22(m): 6:38pm On Dec 22, 2019 |
Tajbol4splend:really |
Romance / Re: She Said We Should Do Without Protection,dat It Is Sweet Like That by jonaifame22(m): 9:59am On Dec 18, 2019 |
Atlanticfire:where do you work? 1 Like |
Romance / She Said We Should Do Without Protection,dat It Is Sweet Like That by jonaifame22(m): 8:01pm On Dec 17, 2019 |
honestly speakn,I am a kind of person that do not love condom during sex,buh d way this damsel keeps emphasizing this thing,my heart's fearful,who knows what dis gals plans are,who knows her hiv status,even though d bible has assured me DAT if i drink of any deadly thing it shall not me,will that assurance also cover me if i part her legs like Moses did the red sea and proceed to lick her pvssy,knowing fully well dat in the process some of her pvssy juice will be swallowed,dis thoughts and many more makes my heart beat slowly and without vibe like sounds from a drumset played by an unskilled drummer, of course i really want to fvck her, but the question is am i ready to dive into d warm canal of her pvssy unsheated knowing fully well that I am oblivious of her HIV status.......... okay guys lemme quickly introduce you to bisi, now bisi is a new friend of mine I just met at the shrine, she's not too tall,with broad shoulders,the pupil of her eyeballs are brownish something like hazel eyes, her nose pointed like the arrow of a barometer,her lips thick and perfectly covering her dentiture like the cloud completely covering an aeroplane high up in the sky,her neck long and slender resting on her broad shoulders,underneath her shoulders hung perfectly is a pair of round fairly big breasts which makes her chest region full like basket of a farmer returning from a bountiful harvest,her hips very visible from both sides like the handle of a trophy,, believe me when I say that bisi is worth fighting 10,000 men over. the day we met at the shrine I sat close to her and we both smoked,I was not aware of her at all,but as I smoked I felt a head rest on my shoulder,I would have resisted by impulse,but the feminine scent of her perfume,subdued me like the anointing subduing a witch in a crusade, then I ran a full scan of the facial structure of the head resting on my shoulder, I was pleased wth what I saw, and immediately,my shoulders hardened like a piece of clothing that has just been starched in other for her to rest her head much longer,my preek was beginning to sniff the air within my boxer short region and i am very sure that it wanted to know if there will be a chance of getting to swim in the warm,dark and wet canal of her Toto till it convulses violently with sperm so I decided to spark up a conversation with her,i then asked her to give me her lighter which she did,i deliberately sparked the lighter in a way that it would not light so that I can ask her to do it for me all In a bid to jus get us talkn, I asked for her help in lighting my blunt,which she did, I did not want to comment on her beauty cos i felt that she'll have heard a million times that she is beautiful, so I decided to do mine differently, so i commented that she is very daring and she asked why I said so, so I made her understand that she rested her head on my shoulders without knowing the kind of person I am and what would she have done if I had reacted violently, and she smiled in a drab manner and said "guy" no be today, I have seen a lot of negativity in my life and just one more from a random guy here in the shrine would make no difference,As I heard those words,my ears stood like the ears of a watch dog that has just heard a sound in a quiet compound, and I decided to milk her of her negative experiences. then she started narrating her ordeal of how she comes from an averagely well to do home and of how her father was the regional manager of first bank in her hometown,then suddenly he fell sick and defied medical intervention and he kept getting worse until he died, then her uncles came from no where and started claiming all of the three houses he built,she said her mum went to court but there was no will from her father stating who the properties should go to, then suddenly her mums leg started to swell, and smell and had live maggots coming out from it,until she finally gave up the ghost,honestly I felt touched like Jesus,when the woman with the issue if blood used her hand to make physical contact with him. she continued and made me understand that from that period she started sleeping with men for money coupled with the fact that she enjoyed it and she read in a book that one should make money from what he or she enjoys doing. she further went on to tell me of her sexual prowess and how she cld become very sexually hyper whenever she smokes well and drinks in addition, she began to tell me of how many Nigerians are suffering from erectile dysfunction mostly the youths,and she went on to tell me of how men within the age bracket of 40-50 are slowly outshining the youths, she also told me of how she has slept with Lebanese men and Indian men and how that these foreign men do not really want to tress themselves on top of a woman,rather they'll have the gal suck their dick and pay her off handsomely, honestly she told me so many stories of her sexual conquest, my ears were full like a Ghana must bag filled wth okrika clothes to be displayed at yaba market, many of the stories made my preek stand up with provocation like a red cap chief in a council of elders meeting standing to address the igwe on the recent case of theft in the village to which he has lost two she goats and three cocks. hmmmmmmmm in my mind I vowed that if I find myself in the same room with her and me and her are naked like the truth of a story that has been uncovered for so many years, I will fuvck her to the extent that her guardian angel will pull her away from under me before I kill her with my preek, as we chatted,she told me that she wants to buy a bottle of water,so I volunteered to go with her,but the spirit of lust adviced me to let her stand up and walk forward a bit before I join her, so that I can be able assess her body, I was wondering in my mind why did the spirit of lust advice me to let her move forward first before I join her,but guess what,i was glad I heed to that advice by the spirit of lust,cos as she walked I saw the size of her yansh for what it truly is, as my eyes focused on her yansh like it s an advert on a bill board,as I looked around I noticed that other guys were also gazing at her yansh as well,believe me her yansh and hips are a sight to behold,cos we all looked at it like university students looking at the board in their respective department for their pasted semester results. then I stood up and we went to buy water, I teased her seriously on her curves I teased her that she's got more curves than BlackBerry curve 2 and curve 3 put together, she didn't laugh but rather she said "guy what do you want" cos the way dis ur mouth is running ehn, athletes from Kenya's got nothing on it. ooops that punchline hit me hard like left and right hook to a punching bag, being that she asked me what I wanted,I felt she was throwing the ball in my court, so I seized the moment and begged her for a mouth to mouth French kiss, she laughed and she said that she only kiss guys she's dating, so I was quiet and after a little while I asked her to be my galfriend and she asked when last I had sex ,I told her 3 weeks before in a brothel, then she smiled and said she thinks I wanna date her so that I can have access to free sex. but I took my time to explain the situation on ground to her and i still requested for a kiss,so she billed me 10k for the kiss, I made her understand that it's not as if her lips are not worth 10k or more but i need to go back home and I can only part with 3k so that I can have t-fare for transport,she then adviced on why i can't jus have sex with her and forget about the kiss,buh I told her that I don't have condoms on me ,and she said she doesn't really like the feeling of condoms during sex and that it makes sex feel rubbery and she won't feel the the warmth of the pe'nis. inside her, when I heard this words I got stunned like an Igbo man who has jus heard that the Nigerian customs service has seized his containers worth 12 million naira, I decided I won't Bleep her , so i gave her the 3k and I decided that I will kiss life out of her and enjoy my three thousand naira and press all the things I can press, so we went to a dark corner near a car and she sat on a table and i faced her and she sat on a table with her legs wide apart,and I stood in between her spread legs and held her waist, as I held her waist,my preek stood slowly but surely like a chief in an occassion standing slowly for recognition for all invitees to see after his name has been announced by the Mc,and as I grabbed her waist,I pressed it soflty like one will do when trying to know if an agege bread to be paid for is soft or not,I have not even pressed her breast but I cld tell that they were already trembling within her brassiere, it will not be wrong if one would say that at that point in time that her breasts were an endangered specie as my five fingers from my Right hand were preparing to storm her chest region to take her breasts into custody in my palm like the DSS storming the court to take sowore in to custody. I moved my head for the kiss as we kissed the warmth of her lips further made my pen'is erect and hard like the life of a frustrated Nigerian youth who has graduated from university for the past five years with no job after submitting several CV's hence being broke and not being able to afford the basics of life,then my left hand took the short journey from her waist up to her chest region, as I smuggled my hand into her brassiere to bring out one of her breasts,but her brassiere will not let go,as her brassiere held on to her breasts tightly like 90 yr old Abraham holding on to the promise of the lord even in old age that he would have a son even though it was clear to him that Sarah's womb has shut down like a black berry phone whose battery is 0%. while my right hand struggled to bring out her big breast I wondered why her brassiere is holding on to her breast tightly without letting go as if it has been threatened to be sacked by her if she allows any man tamper with her breasts. before long I got one of the breasts out and I sucked at it passionately,she rubbed my face with her palm slowly, all the hair on my body stood and even though mosquitoes were biting my feet through the space in my sandals exposing my feet,I didn't seem to bother, I noticed preek was restless as it made the front area of my trousers bulge forward, due to the powerful erection of my preek, i cld feel the very foundations of my trousers quake and shake like that of the prison room were Paul and Silas prayed and sang until the angel of the good lord broke the prison gate and set them free,but in the case of my preek the foundations of my trousers only shook but there was no angel to break the zipper and make my preek come and threaten her Toto,well maybe because my preek did not pray and sing, well she made a move to bring about my preek and I was about forgetting my earlier resolve to not fvck her without condoms,as she was about to open my zip one of the security guards flashed a torch and we were seen and he asked us to leave while he checked if the cars in that area were not bugled by us. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: She Said I Should Suck Only One But I Sucked The Two by jonaifame22(m): 4:21pm On Dec 07, 2019 |
GENEGIRIA:and where are you from? |
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