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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jonaifame22(m): 9:52am On Apr 01, 2020
lubehouse9ja:
no vex that 4k Mobil is not Mobil 1 its Mobil xhp apapa wit Api SL its use for heavy duty engine or older engines. Your dad engine is XV30 engine produced 2001-2006 and this is definitely an Api SL, the best recommended oil for the car is 5W-30 api SL. The SL grade oil are mostly part/semi/blend synthetic they are cheaper and mostly cost around 6.5k to 12.5k depends on the brands and Location of where they import from.. Bad Engine oil won't harm your engine immediately( not a shap shap process), but slow and steady. The best you can do is follow manufacturer recommended engine oil viscosity and the Api..

I don't just recommend oil for customers, I give them the best and I can't tell you 20w50(multitrade) is engine killer because its same as SAE 50(monograde) uses by Danfo and other heavy duty engines or racing engines that are always on motion..
pls which engine oil would be best for Honda city doing uber
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jonaifame22(m): 6:34am On Apr 01, 2020
peeps4u:


There are various cars good for this business; ranging from popular options like Hyundai, Toyota Corolla, camry (Big daddy), honda civic, someone even uses benz c230.

But the popular sentiment is that corolla is the best for this business interms of fuel economy, cost of maintenance and strength but there is another school of thought driven by dru23 that honda civic is a better option than corolla with the claim that it is more fuel efficient than corolla, less cost of maintenance, better interior and even comes cheaper than corolla.
With civic, it is quicker to recoup your investment than corolla because it is less expensive.

So in essence, you may narrow your optons to corolla, civic and seek more advices on these brands as regards to ehailing

Less I forget, Uber accepts 2000 upward while bolt accepts from 2003 upward. You may consider nothing less than 2003 brand so that your car is accepted across all platforms.

For your car registration on uber, you need

1. Valid insurance docs
2. Lagos state road worthiness.
3. Vehicle inspection report from the center accredited by any of these ehailing platforms.

In terms of investment, you can either take the rental or hire purchase options.


I think I've tried a bit.


BTW, I need a car for rental.


Good luck.
bro how about Honda city,is it any good I'm buying after the corona lockdown and I'm driving it myself
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jonaifame22(m): 6:02am On Apr 01, 2020
InfinityEstates:


Bros, if you have the money, go for it. But if you are going for it because it would aid in getting requests quickly, I beg to differ. I use an Infinix Note 5 and I've not had any issues with getting requests (if there are), or failed trips (except for one occasion due to exhausted data). Work with a good phone with at least 4GB RAM and you should be fine.
bro pls Iphone 7 any better
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jonaifame22(m): 5:46am On Apr 01, 2020
peeps4u:


Perfectly OK
thank you for your response but I saw online among the list of phones banned by uber is iPhone 7
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jonaifame22(m): 7:39pm On Mar 31, 2020
pls house i s iPhone 7 good for uber without having calculation and network issues
Car Talk / Re: Trip From PH To Lagos To PH by jonaifame22(m): 3:57pm On Mar 31, 2020
ksmart027:

he owns a 2008 model, he does not use it for uber, and you can search on jiji or olist for prices. But if you dont know about cars, go with a competent mechanic to help you inspect the car so you dont buy a lemon.
thank you Sir, may God bless you

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Car Talk / Re: Trip From PH To Lagos To PH by jonaifame22(m): 3:46pm On Mar 31, 2020
ksmart027:

no i have not, but i have a friend who own one, the car is reliable and his own is manual trans.
my brother God bless for your timely advice,pls do you what year his is, and also does he use it for uber, and pls where and how much can one get it. thanks
Car Talk / Re: Trip From PH To Lagos To PH by jonaifame22(m): 3:04pm On Mar 31, 2020
ksmart027:

If i were you, i will just go for manual transmission. Cvt dont tolerate abuse.
pls have you owned or driven an Honda city?
Car Talk / Re: Trip From PH To Lagos To PH by jonaifame22(m): 1:55pm On Mar 31, 2020
9icetoo:

It's a good car. However, you are buying a 13 year old Nigerian used car. A lot of things could be wrong.
Go with a very good technician to inspect for the following:
1. Transmission. This is the weakest link in this car. It's very finicky (I hear it's about 80k to replace it too so it's cheap) .
2. Rust. The body rusts like no man's business.
3. Accidents. The body panels don't really do well even with small impacts. They deform quite easily and develop odd shapes.

It uses a timing chain for the engine so if the previous owners have been using cheap oil, you might be in for a surprise further down the line.
Apart from this challenge, the engine is usually bullet proof.

Mine is still running and doing quite well. Should be undergoing painting soon. Only things I have replaced in mine are sensors for the transmission, AC compressor (several) cry
Suspension parts and ignition coils. Every other thing is stock.

thank you sir, may God bless you for your timely response, but are u typing in respect to Honda city 2007, and if yes do you have idea of 09/10 city
Car Talk / Re: Honda City As My First Car On Nigerian Road by jonaifame22(m): 1:28pm On Mar 31, 2020
GAZZUZZ:


The used ones available in the market are almost all scrap
pls sir cld u advice how would get a good one,cos I'm working with budget sir,thank you sir

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Car Talk / Re: Can You Advice Me To Buy Honda City 2011 by jonaifame22(m): 11:45am On Mar 31, 2020
GAZZUZZ:


iv got 2 clients with this particular model, the cars are over 5years bought brand new. Both are used as UBER taxi and are doing well, no spectacular work done on them apart from regular servicing.
pls oga gazzuz I use God beg you how much I fit use find Honda city 2010, and also shey you get any Link?
Car Talk / Re: Honda City As My First Car On Nigerian Road by jonaifame22(m): 11:27am On Mar 31, 2020
GAZZUZZ:


None.

Toyota Corolla is best for the business
pls sir cld you be kind enough to explain why it would not be good,Ive read about how one should service the transmission wth the recommended cvtf fluid every 30k miles and some other informations
Car Talk / Re: Honda City As My First Car On Nigerian Road by jonaifame22(m): 11:15am On Mar 31, 2020
GAZZUZZ:
Replace CVT transmission oil ever 40k miles or if you get any funny jerking (automatic). You will never have any problems with the engine, use 5W30 synthetic oil and replace at recommended intervals.

Its a very good car, used one from scratch to 120k km only replaced the transmission.
boss god morning sir, i m buying a Honda city for uber after the corona virus lockdown pls which is better between 06/07 and/09/10,Thank you sir
Car Talk / Re: Trip From PH To Lagos To PH by jonaifame22(m): 10:56am On Mar 31, 2020
9icetoo:
The car used for this trip is a Honda city 2007 with the L15A (1.5 L) engine.
Details of the car:
Engine size: 1.5 L naturally aspirated engine
Transmission: CVT Auto (with simulated 7 speed and steering mounted paddle shifters)
Drive: Front wheel drive
Fuel tank: 42 L


Journey details (To Lagos)
08.00-10.00 AM
Left Ph for Lagos by 8.00 AM. Filled up my tank at a fuel station closest to my house. Reset my odometer to zero and pressed onwards to Lagos. Noticed vibrations at speeds above 80 KM/HR.
10.00AM-12.30PM
Had to stop at Owerri to do balancing. It turns out one of my front tires was seriously out of round. Couldn't find a new tire of matching size (195/55 R15). Had to make do with a used one. Finished change of tires and balancing at about 12.30PM. Continued my journey towards Lagos
12.30PM-2.00 PM
This stage of the journey was uneventful and i was driving ever so slowly because i wasn't too confident with the fairly used tire i had just fixed to the car. Was constantly trying to feel for any changes in the wheels with my butt. grin Got to Asaba and all hell was let loose. It started raining heavily. And the road got really slippery. The rain continued till later on in the journey.
2.00PM-3.00PM
This was the most stressful part of the journey. Could see jack shit because of the rain. Had to rely on commercial buses to make any headway. Tailed any of the buses who passed me along the Asaba to Benin expressway. There exists one big hole along this stretch of the highway. In the rain, I know a lot of travelers would have fallen prey to it. I saw some cars parked by the road side and an overturned truck. Luckily I avoided it because i was tailing a commercial bus whose driver seemed to know all the bad spots. grin
3.00PM-6.00PM
Before i started this journey, i knew one of my headlamps was bad. At this juncture the rain had stopped and i made up mind to push the little car to its limits and i had overcome my fear over the fairly used tire. I didn't want to drive into Lagos with one headlamp. It wouldn't be funny at all. So i decided to floor it. I had passed Benin at this point and was heading to ORE and then Shagamu. So i decided to floor it. Since i bought this car, it has never gone above 100KM/HR. I pushed her to 160KM/HR. The glances i got from bigger cars whenever i passed them was somewhat funny. cheesy And i'd be like : cool yeah a honda city 1.5 L engine is really passing you. grin . Got to Shagamu by some minutes past 6. Before then, I had to stop and inspect my front tires and shocks after plowing through a big pothole i didn't see on time when i was overtaking a truck. There was no room for maneuver. All seemed good so i continued my journey. I stopped at a petrol station just before shagamu to fill up my tank. It was getting dangerously low. All that speed had eaten away at the fuel. I came to realize that these small engines guzzle as much petrol as V8's when pushed beyond 100km/hr. lol
6.00PM - 8.00PM
At about 20 minutes past 6, I heard a loud thud on the undercarriage. I just assumed it was a stone i hadn't seen. I continued with my journey till i got to Berger. I wound down to buy water and heard a grinding and clunking sound coming from the drivers front wheel. I wondered if it was my shocks as a result of the pothole i ran into just before Shagamu. The car was not bouncy though and i only hear the grinding sound when i step on the brakes. I was already in Lagos so i decided to press on till the car eventually stops on its own or i feel the brakes going out. (I was relying on my handbrakes to help me out if the brake fails). I maintained a considerable distance between cars in front of me and dropped my speed down to 50km/hr from this point till i got to my destination.
I got to my destination by a few minutes to 8.
It turns out upon examination in the morning that i lost a bolt in brake system which left my caliper unsecured. Luckily one bolt was still secured but just.

Journey Details (Back to PH)
7.00 AM-1.00PM
Left Lagos by 7.00 AM. With the image of my new born son so fresh on my mind, this wasn't a day for doing 160km/hr. grin
Got to Mobil filling station and filled up my tank. The attendant tried to pull a fast one on me. He tried to distract me by offering me injector cleaner while he was filling my tank cos i told him to fill up. After a few seconds, he takes out the dispenser and when i queried him he said the light has gone off and they want to change over. I just smiled. he doesn't know i know the trick. He restarts the pumping but told me to note that he has already dispensed 800 naira worth of fuel. I was in a generous mood so i told him to carry on. He put in 15 litres more and asked for N2,300. I now gave him an education he will never forget. Told him how silly it is to get sacked over N800. I had well above half tank (almost 3/4) when i drove in there so there was no way my car would have taken another 24 litres unless someone added another fuel compartment overnight. I told him my wife just delivered so out of generosity I will give him N2500. You should see the smile on his face. LOL. His face went from undecided Shit I'm getting sacked today to shocked .
Maintained 110km/hr after i left Lagos where i could. The road from Lagos to Benin is worse than from Benin to Lagos. I got to Onitsha around 1.00pm but not before a truck overtook me while i was doing 100km/hr. My small Honda literally swayed from side to side and would have swerved out of the raod if i didn't have my two hands on the steering. Jeez, I was a bit frightened. It also rained from Benin to Onitsha and the rain kept at it till i got to Owerri.
1.00PM-4.30PM
This section of the journey was about slow and steady movement. Went through the Onitsha to owerri section like hot knife through butter. traffic was minimal those uniformed guys were all on holiday because of the rain. They say every disappointment is a blessing.
Did the owerri to Ph section in a very casual manner. refueled at ebere links fuel station in Owerri. Pumped in 35 litres. Pumped in another 4 litres when i got to PH. So my return Journey cost only 39 Litres of fuel. Got to PH by 4.30PM. Was parked in my compound by 6.00PM after a well deserved hair cut.

Fuel Used: 85 Litres
Distance Covered: 1460 Kilometers
Fuel Economy:17.17 Km/l or 40 MPG

I believe i would have got better mileage if i didn't have to speed like a demon on the way to Lag.


good morning sir, pls I'm buying a Honda city after the corona virus lockdown for the purpose of uber, pls is the 07 good enough, and also are the 09/10 city more durable than the 07 thank you sir
Car Talk / Re: Honda Vs Toyota: Which Is Better? (Office Total War) by jonaifame22(m): 9:59am On Mar 31, 2020
sylve11:
i prefer toyosco anyday anytime, have u gear the honda city? kiss lawd! dat ride is sweet to pedder cool
pls what year ofbhonda city are talking about, I'm buying one after the corona virus lock down but I don't know which is the best to go for and also which year are you making reference to?
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jonaifame22(m): 3:21pm On Mar 28, 2020
A305:
A civic will withstand more abuse on the suspension system compared to a Honda city.
okay thank you how about what Iphone is cheaper and good for use on uber
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jonaifame22(m): 3:04pm On Mar 28, 2020
A305:
Go to a car dealer who has Honda civic available in his lot, Exchange your 09 Honda City with a 03 - 05 civic and pay a little sum.
pls could state your reason for this
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jonaifame22(m): 12:42pm On Mar 28, 2020
house please has the issue of the Lasdri permit been resolved, I plan on starting with my Honda city 2009 car soonest and please what good and pocket friendly iphone can you specify for use for navigation on uber
Autos / Re: Honda Civic 2007 Model For Sale 750 by jonaifame22(m): 4:24pm On Mar 20, 2020
Can It Sell For 450k And Wats The Engine Capacity And Ur Location
Food / Re: Foods That Make Your Buttocks Bigger Naturally by jonaifame22(m): 10:08pm On Feb 01, 2020
Julietcutie:
OK goodluck
aight
Food / Re: Foods That Make Your Buttocks Bigger Naturally by jonaifame22(m): 9:10am On Feb 01, 2020
Julietcutie:

Wait o ur a guy what are u doing with butt enlargement stuff undecided
I have a girl Im fvckn presently, her yansh is flat like a sheet of paper,and her breast is small like five naira offering, but we've been using soya bean everyday since December, and there have been great improvement, but I'll still try this botcho
Food / Re: Foods That Make Your Buttocks Bigger Naturally by jonaifame22(m): 9:54am On Jan 30, 2020
Julietcutie:

I don't really know sha but one of the side effect is the weight gain cause íts a drug for liver problems not for butt... Instead buy botcho original one a friend of mine used it ,it worked but it will make ur ass hard , i don't know if it is d nature of her butt or whether the cream caused it ...but it works like her ass is BIG would have bought but i like mine moderate grin
thanks for the response,but one more thing how much does botcho sell for,and can itt be gotten at a pharmaceutical store
Food / Re: Foods That Make Your Buttocks Bigger Naturally by jonaifame22(m): 7:48pm On Jan 28, 2020
Julietcutie:

it has serious side effects
pls does it really work despite it's side effects?
Romance / Re: My Thing Will Be Doing Like Ijebu Garri And Be Rising Whenever I Hold Her Hands by jonaifame22(m): 6:55pm On Jan 26, 2020
InfernoNig:
Make we see her pics first.
do you want to masturbate with her pictures
Romance / Re: My Thing Will Be Doing Like Ijebu Garri And Be Rising Whenever I Hold Her Hands by jonaifame22(m): 12:02pm On Jan 26, 2020
profilemessages:
go and hustle!!!
do you have a job for me
Romance / Re: My Thing Will Be Doing Like Ijebu Garri And Be Rising Whenever I Hold Her Hands by jonaifame22(m): 9:00pm On Jan 04, 2020
superability:

Abeg die o.... Wen NEPA bring light u go recharge
Better leave the small gal alone cos dis is not love but rather fuckernization
really
Romance / Re: My Thing Will Be Doing Like Ijebu Garri And Be Rising Whenever I Hold Her Hands by jonaifame22(m): 10:34am On Jan 02, 2020
IceColdVeins:
Nice write-up!! However, you may need to improve on your use of similes, some are too long and they tend to loose the grip of audience' attention.
noted, happy new year
Romance / My Thing Will Be Doing Like Ijebu Garri And Be Rising Whenever I Hold Her Hands by jonaifame22(m): 5:17pm On Dec 31, 2019
Any time I hold her hands my preek always get strong, yes she is 19 yrs but the trouble with this gal is that are body makes me loose balance every time I see her,its not my fault I wish I can help the situation....


The first time I saw her,I was in my shop shaping my side burn,when i saw her through my tinted slide door,immediately, I dropped the clipper and ran out like some one who had just seen a shooting star and wants to make a wish, as i ran out and my eyes collided with her yansh sight wise, there was not enough space in the memory card of konji in my brain to store the information of the size of what my eyes have jus seen so that i can masturbate with at night,because it was obvious that her skirt was doing every thing in its power to hold her yansh together,as her yansh protuded from her clothing like the belly of a Nigerian politician who has stolen all our nation's Commonwealth,honestly in my heart, I praised her strength for being able to carry this big yansh every where she goes without tiring out, well.........this was 2 years ago.



Right now, she is dating someone I know, and I can't deny not knowing that they are an item, but we play a lot and every time we play and i feel her sweet body and her lovely pair of breasts against my body,my preek stands provocatively like an angered man in a nolly wood movie reporting to Sam loco on the theft of his stolen goat by his sons the famous duo of aki and paw paw.


I remember a time when she came to my shop and we were playing car racing on my ps3 and after we got tired she went to seat on the couch then I cracked jokes upon jokes and she laughed and she started coughing.

She coughed vigorously her body shook and it made her both breast move up and down and side to side like the duo of the defunct danfo driver group jumping up and down the stage to the tune of their kpolongo song whilst entertaining their young and teeming fans at the star mega jams concert, and right there, there was a turbulent quake in my trousers which can be likened to the one which rocked the prison room which held Paul and silas captive.after she had drank the water,she said to me with teary eyes,". Aaaah Israel you're a goat, you want to kill me with laughter abi , but i seriousIy wish I can spend every day with you.



As she spoke my attention remained on her big breast,as her breasts made her chest region appear full like an offering basket full to the brim In a church's Thanksgiving service where the church members had given their seed to the lord out off their hearts and out of their love for him.


I tried to hold her as we stood and before long my hands rested on her waist,and it slipped to her yansh as I rubbed it gently a like a girl rubbing the pot belly of her sugar daddy,and she said to me " Israel please let's stop this mike would not be happy if he gets to know.

I am in love with this girl and I feel she likes me too,because she calls my phone often times and she also calls me pet names like "dear" and I also feel an iota of hope when I hear this pet names,sometimes she allows my hand stay longer on her body,and sometimes she allows me gum my body with hers, and at the end of the day, all i feel is the frustration of my erect preek gnawing at the back of the my trousers zipper,like a goat gnawing at the wall of a barn filled with yams with it's horns. sometimes I feel a lot of wetness in my boxers due to an overflow of sperm erupting from my preek and when such things happens,the inside of my boxer shorts can be likened to a rain forest because every where is wet, but I can not muster courage and tell her to go because even if she has not let me fvck her at least she allows me smooch her, in other words my case can be likened to that of a student who even though has not been granted full admission in to a university at least he has been offered a diploma and he is taking it.



Sade were ever you are this thread is for you,I am dying already like a phone whose battery is on 0% save me wth your Sweetness, or else I'll die

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Romance / Re: She Said We Should Do Without Protection,dat It Is Sweet Like That by jonaifame22(m): 6:38pm On Dec 22, 2019
Tajbol4splend:
See as the story long like PHY 101 handout
really
Romance / Re: She Said We Should Do Without Protection,dat It Is Sweet Like That by jonaifame22(m): 9:59am On Dec 18, 2019
Atlanticfire:
You want me to read that epistle that you wrote?

Do you think I am jobless like you?
where do you work?

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Romance / She Said We Should Do Without Protection,dat It Is Sweet Like That by jonaifame22(m): 8:01pm On Dec 17, 2019
honestly speakn,I am a kind of person that do not love condom during sex,buh d way this damsel keeps emphasizing this thing,my heart's fearful,who knows what dis gals plans are,who knows her hiv status,even though d bible has assured me DAT if i drink of any deadly thing it shall not me,will that assurance also cover me if i part her legs like Moses did the red sea and proceed to lick her pvssy,knowing fully well dat in the process some of her pvssy juice will be swallowed,dis thoughts and many more makes my heart beat slowly and without vibe like sounds from a drumset played by an unskilled drummer, of course i really want to fvck her, but the question is am i ready to dive into d warm canal of her pvssy unsheated knowing fully well that I am oblivious of her HIV status..........


okay guys lemme quickly introduce you to bisi, now bisi is a new friend of mine I just met at the shrine, she's not too tall,with broad shoulders,the pupil of her eyeballs are brownish something like hazel eyes, her nose pointed like the arrow of a barometer,her lips thick and perfectly covering her dentiture like the cloud completely covering an aeroplane high up in the sky,her neck long and slender resting on her broad shoulders,underneath her shoulders hung perfectly is a pair of round fairly big breasts which makes her chest region full like basket of a farmer returning from a bountiful harvest,her hips very visible from both sides like the handle of a trophy,, believe me when I say that bisi is worth fighting 10,000 men over.

the day we met at the shrine I sat close to her and we both smoked,I was not aware of her at all,but as I smoked I felt a head rest on my shoulder,I would have resisted by impulse,but the feminine scent of her perfume,subdued me like the anointing subduing a witch in a crusade, then I ran a full scan of the facial structure of the head resting on my shoulder, I was pleased wth what I saw, and immediately,my shoulders hardened like a piece of clothing that has just been starched in other for her to rest her head much longer,my preek was beginning to sniff the air within my boxer short region and i am very sure that it wanted to know if there will be a chance of getting to swim in the warm,dark and wet canal of her Toto till it convulses violently with sperm


so I decided to spark up a conversation with her,i then asked her to give me her lighter which she did,i deliberately sparked the lighter in a way that it would not light so that I can ask her to do it for me all In a bid to jus get us talkn, I asked for her help in lighting my blunt,which she did, I did not want to comment on her beauty cos i felt that she'll have heard a million times that she is beautiful, so I decided to do mine differently, so i commented that she is very daring and she asked why I said so, so I made her understand that she rested her head on my shoulders without knowing the kind of person I am and what would she have done if I had reacted violently, and she smiled in a drab manner and said "guy" no be today, I have seen a lot of negativity in my life and just one more from a random guy here in the shrine would make no difference,As I heard those words,my ears stood like the ears of a watch dog that has just heard a sound in a quiet compound, and I decided to milk her of her negative experiences.

then she started narrating her ordeal of how she comes from an averagely well to do home and of how her father was the regional manager of first bank in her hometown,then suddenly he fell sick and defied medical intervention and he kept getting worse until he died, then her uncles came from no where and started claiming all of the three houses he built,she said her mum went to court but there was no will from her father stating who the properties should go to, then suddenly her mums leg started to swell, and smell and had live maggots coming out from it,until she finally gave up the ghost,honestly I felt touched like Jesus,when the woman with the issue if blood used her hand to make physical contact with him.


she continued and made me understand that from that period she started sleeping with men for money coupled with the fact that she enjoyed it and she read in a book that one should make money from what he or she enjoys doing.


she further went on to tell me of her sexual prowess and how she cld become very sexually hyper whenever she smokes well and drinks in addition, she began to tell me of how many Nigerians are suffering from erectile dysfunction mostly the youths,and she went on to tell me of how men within the age bracket of 40-50 are slowly outshining the youths, she also told me of how she has slept with Lebanese men and Indian men and how that these foreign men do not really want to tress themselves on top of a woman,rather they'll have the gal suck their dick and pay her off handsomely, honestly she told me so many stories of her sexual conquest, my ears were full like a Ghana must bag filled wth okrika clothes to be displayed at yaba market, many of the stories made my preek stand up with provocation like a red cap chief in a council of elders meeting standing to address the igwe on the recent case of theft in the village to which he has lost two she goats and three cocks.


hmmmmmmmm in my mind I vowed that if I find myself in the same room with her and me and her are naked like the truth of a story that has been uncovered for so many years, I will fuvck her to the extent that her guardian angel will pull her away from under me before I kill her with my preek,


as we chatted,she told me that she wants to buy a bottle of water,so I volunteered to go with her,but the spirit of lust adviced me to let her stand up and walk forward a bit before I join her, so that I can be able assess her body, I was wondering in my mind why did the spirit of lust advice me to let her move forward first before I join her,but guess what,i was glad I heed to that advice by the spirit of lust,cos as she walked I saw the size of her yansh for what it truly is, as my eyes focused on her yansh like it s an advert on a bill board,as I looked around I noticed that other guys were also gazing at her yansh as well,believe me her yansh and hips are a sight to behold,cos we all looked at it like university students looking at the board in their respective department for their pasted semester results.

then I stood up and we went to buy water, I teased her seriously on her curves I teased her that she's got more curves than BlackBerry curve 2 and curve 3 put together, she didn't laugh but rather she said "guy what do you want" cos the way dis ur mouth is running ehn, athletes from Kenya's got nothing on it.


ooops that punchline hit me hard like left and right hook to a punching bag, being that she asked me what I wanted,I felt she was throwing the ball in my court, so I seized the moment and begged her for a mouth to mouth French kiss, she laughed and she said that she only kiss guys she's dating, so I was quiet and after a little while I asked her to be my galfriend and she asked when last I had sex ,I told her 3 weeks before in a brothel, then she smiled and said she thinks I wanna date her so that I can have access to free sex.


but I took my time to explain the situation on ground to her and i still requested for a kiss,so she billed me 10k for the kiss, I made her understand that it's not as if her lips are not worth 10k or more but i need to go back home and I can only part with 3k so that I can have t-fare for transport,she then adviced on why i can't jus have sex with her and forget about the kiss,buh I told her that I don't have condoms on me ,and she said she doesn't really like the feeling of condoms during sex and that it makes sex feel rubbery and she won't feel the the warmth of the pe'nis. inside her, when I heard this words I got stunned like an Igbo man who has jus heard that the Nigerian customs service has seized his containers worth 12 million naira, I decided I won't Bleep her , so i gave her the 3k and I decided that I will kiss life out of her and enjoy my three thousand naira and press all the things I can press, so we went to a dark corner near a car and she sat on a table and i faced her and she sat on a table with her legs wide apart,and I stood in between her spread legs and held her waist, as I held her waist,my preek stood slowly but surely like a chief in an occassion standing slowly for recognition for all invitees to see after his name has been announced by the Mc,and as I grabbed her waist,I pressed it soflty like one will do when trying to know if an agege bread to be paid for is soft or not,I have not even pressed her breast but I cld tell that they were already trembling within her brassiere, it will not be wrong if one would say that at that point in time that her breasts were an endangered specie as my five fingers from my Right hand were preparing to storm her chest region to take her breasts into custody in my palm like the DSS storming the court to take sowore in to custody.



I moved my head for the kiss as we kissed the warmth of her lips further made my pen'is erect and hard like the life of a frustrated Nigerian youth who has graduated from university for the past five years with no job after submitting several CV's hence being broke and not being able to afford the basics of life,then my left hand took the short journey from her waist up to her chest region, as I smuggled my hand into her brassiere to bring out one of her breasts,but her brassiere will not let go,as her brassiere held on to her breasts tightly like 90 yr old Abraham holding on to the promise of the lord even in old age that he would have a son even though it was clear to him that Sarah's womb has shut down like a black berry phone whose battery is 0%.

while my right hand struggled to bring out her big breast I wondered why her brassiere is holding on to her breast tightly without letting go as if it has been threatened to be sacked by her if she allows any man tamper with her breasts.



before long I got one of the breasts out and I sucked at it passionately,she rubbed my face with her palm slowly, all the hair on my body stood and even though mosquitoes were biting my feet through the space in my sandals exposing my feet,I didn't seem to bother, I noticed preek was restless as it made the front area of my trousers bulge forward, due to the powerful erection of my preek, i cld feel the very foundations of my trousers quake and shake like that of the prison room were Paul and Silas prayed and sang until the angel of the good lord broke the prison gate and set them free,but in the case of my preek the foundations of my trousers only shook but there was no angel to break the zipper and make my preek come and threaten her Toto,well maybe because my preek did not pray and sing, well she made a move to bring about my preek and I was about forgetting my earlier resolve to not fvck her without condoms,as she was about to open my zip one of the security guards flashed a torch and we were seen and he asked us to leave while he checked if the cars in that area were not bugled by us.

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Romance / Re: She Said I Should Suck Only One But I Sucked The Two by jonaifame22(m): 4:21pm On Dec 07, 2019
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