blissgregory:
Jst try to be nice to her...greet her n u will be fynn.First was Olivia,nw dis one again.Pls upgrade

how's school,by the way thanks for the advice

bigpicture001:
I blame you very much. ..and a whole lot of guyz still fall for this...guyz, when you date take time to monitor if sh loves you back with some simple tricks;

1. Cease to call for a day or two nd see wheater sh stays for long b4 sh responds with calls too... very important!

2. Hv keen scrutiny on how much it cost her on gifts for you on your special dates..like birth day...dont accept.. cheap stuffs or i dnt hv money excuse

3. Once a while delibrately create a financial problem dt is within her range nd say it to her hearing after sounding worried , but dnt ask her to help...nd see if sh would willingky oblige to b of help....

4. Stop playing lord " i can always provide for both of us" try nd share responsibilities

5. At the start..try ask about her exes...there may b somthing very common aming tgem dt u dont match...dt may giv an insight dt sh dont really like u.e.g all her exes may obviousky tall, or eduducated.., or people dt are fun crazy, or fair in complexion...if you dont match very common xteristics of her exes...know sh is just puttin uo with you

noted

Nicklaus619:
Bro, believe me, all feelings she ever had for you if she ever did died that day you paid for soft drink for her and her friend and left the change for them, wait lemme bust ya bubbles, that girl u described as a flat ass was the cause to your problems, they probably discussed your matter for more than 5 hours after wards and the girl advised her to milk you dry, u displayed your cash to them ND making them see you as a potential mugu, u fvcked up real hard here, u don't display your cash or let girls known u have alot of it, especially when u haven't laid her, she either become your side chick if she is loose or in this your case see you as a potential Mugu from my experience, if you ever wanna succeed in getting cute bae especially when they are walking in group, make the ugly one among them your friend and the world is yours , pick a fight with her or hate her from afar and kiss your ambition of dating any girl in that group goodbye, girl are very sensitive and can detect when u don't like them or give a fvck about them, Now she has turned you down just as she discussed and her friend advised her to, from that moment u asked her to see u in the house she already knew the agenda of the meeting, she knew you like her a lot ND that was when she discovered your mumu button, and she is ready to bleed u dry now, its all a tactics, bro this is my advice,
Be cool with kunbi but don't ever tell her nothing about loving her, and don't be too chatty with her either, she will notice your distance and wanna come close to you to find out why, then you can leverage on the opportunity to get her laid if you use your head well,
then she will be stuck in between becoming your girlfriend or just fvck buddies, ND when she finally bogged, give her a first class fvcking and watch her fall helplessly in love with u, love happen with time bro, now it is an emotional black mail and it works for me every time, try this ND thank me later, it works like magic. Its a Bro code.

alright

Hupper12:
So, I had raw sex with my girlfriend yersterday. After the seX. She slept off, I checked her messages on Whatsapp and I saw 3 guys complementing her.

1st guy : your pussy was so tight, I really enjoyed it.

2nd guy : your head game is 100%, love the way you sucked my cap.

3rd guy: when will you come tomorrow, I can't wait Bleep you.


I jejely wait till morning and rushed to UBTH to get this pep drug, I will never fùck raw again braaah. This girlfriends are not loyal

please how much s the PEP drug what's the name and how much does it sell for?

anthonyuncle:
she told u da truth,
change ur techniques and look for another

noted

Jaqenhghar:
That "uncle" Isreal should have been an indicator of where she places you my friend but you kept insisting. Now you can go lick your wounds in peace

blissgregory:
Jst try to be nice to her...greet her n u will be fynn.First was Olivia,nw dis one again.Pls upgrade

Olivia is still on board,though she's leaving soon

Callertunez:
Cool metaphors....

thanks

adeboi1:

something cool sha

no wonder u turn to advert agent

adeboi1:


Not yet but I will get it soon


I know it works cus I trust iLegendd

give it a try you won't regret it if you practice what you will read inside

how much is he paying you to advertise for him

adeboi1:

Yes,provided you practice what is inside

has the book worked fr you

adeboi1:
get mr friendzone eBook on the first of June for just 1k

will the book help me get her

SmellingAnus:
Nice entertaining write-up as usual ...

As long as that babe is concerned... She has seen a mugu in you... You are just a friend with benefits that deserves nothing more than a side hug from her... For now she is not willing to show you even her lap not to talk of the colour of her pant...

Since your goal is to get into her slightly hairy cunt ( pls nobody should ask me how I knew that she has a slightly hairy cunt.. ) you should avoid her or stop picking her calls as long as possible but try and assist her as before only when she wants a haircut and decides to pay you with any amount she has...

Her friend is not appealing to you if not I would have asked you to move over to her friend...

thinkn..........

I'm not a father christmas, but i try to help people without gettn anything in return, well maybe because they have nothing to payback wth,but in a case where someone has something to pay back nko,dis where my story starts



Well,I'd love to talk about kunbi,she is a very beautiful gal,who jus recently turned 19,are eyes are very white,sharp and bright like a phone screen light on its brightest,when she smiles dimples appears fastened to her lovely cheeks,round and obvious like the new full moon in the sky signalling the period off the new yam festival when people in a village setting celebrate to eat the first yam of the harvest, well believe me when I say that i do not hesitate to preach the gospel of her beauty to her and of course which she'll smile and say uncle Israel, u have come again ,i have tried to make her underatand that i do not in anyway share resemblance wth her father or her mother neither am i related to her parents in any way hence she should stop calling me her uncle and rather address by my name,and she'd smile , and cover her face wth her hands, when I hold her hands and feel the softness,I jus feel like detaching my preek and giving it to her to go home with it and use it to scratch her toto whenever it itches her.

Kunbi started barbng her hair wth me when she was in ss3,and i use to collect any amount she has even when it is as low as 50naira.

My lust for her was born on one fateful Saturday as I headed hurriedly for work, I cldnt get a bike to haul me down to my shop so I decided walking fast, as I moved forward, I noticed a female figure jogging towards my way,and what really caught my attention was the way her both breasts bounced up and down her chest in unison like the duo of peter and Paul in the defunct psquare group dancing and jumping up and down the stage in a star mega jam concert to the thrill of their young and teeming fans,this rare sight of the happening on her chest region by her meaty breasts confused me a bit like a person who has been given a very clumsy and zigzag explanation of how to get to a street he his going to.

I would have recognised her from afar if she hadn't worn a head gear, but I recognised her lately when she was already close to me, and we exchanged pleasantries,my eyes moved up from her face down to her body and up again to her face as I noticed tiny beads of sweat on her nose, I hailed her for keeping fit and she told me it's something she has always wanted to do,and as we spoke another gal of about the same age grade as her caught up wth her and they both laughed, I noticed her friend and she is very beautiful wth very big breasts, pushing up and forward as if it wants to jump into the waiting hands of those who cared to look at it, and not to forgat that she has a very thick and luscious lips which covered her set of teeth like a curtain covering a door mouth,as she looked at me she smiled and greeted me, and then kunbi introduced me to her as a friend, but deep down in my heart, I wished she had introduced me as more than a friend, but I was not dismayed,because the spirit of lust encouraged me to feel Happy,because the way she introduced me as a friend can also make it possible for me to date her friend

Well, as we spoke they both chorused about being thirsty, and they needed to buy a soda to quench their thirst, then we began to comb the nook and cranny of the area and found a place where we bought lucozade boost. And I opened my wallet, proudly displaying the wads of naira note lined on it's inside like cane stripes on the back of a stubborn child, as I saw the both of them sinking their eyes in to the depth of my wallet like a customer at a mama put buka,staring sternly at the big pot of stew as the food vendor searches for a meat or kpomo of choice to sell into the plate.

I could see them from the corner of my powerful eyes, so i culled out a 1000 naira note from the wad of naira notes in my wallet,like an animal farmer cullin out an infectious sheep from the herd to be vaccinated and i payed for their drink and asked that the change be given to them, they were so excited like kids who have jus gotten their Christmas clothes and shoe from their parents,then I asked kunbi to come see me in the evening,cos I had something to tell her. And she said she'll come if she has nothing doing by then so they signalled to me and left.

As they turned and left I examined the back side of the both of them but as i looked at kunbi's friend's yansh, every thought I had of dating her if kunbi fvcks up,crashed like the stock market of 1962, which was so devastating that people had to sell their properties to survive, chai in all my life I have never seen such a flat yansh before, I began to ask my self what cld be responsible for a gal wth such a big breast as hers to have such a small yansh,because I was bothered by the way her yansh hung flatly on her back like a 32 inches LED television on the wall, and I began to ponder on the matter,cld it be that her yansh may be flat simply because she sat on a pin which perforated her yansh tissues hence lettn out all the air inside, or perhaps maybe she was a stubborn child and continuous and excessive spankings to the yansh by both her parents and teachers at school has rendered her yansh to nothing other than a flat mass of flesh hanging loosely about her waist like a door about to come off its hinges., these thoughts and many more ran across my mind like contestants at the access bank Lagos marathon race running on Lagos road.

well, kunbi came to see me yesterday,and I entertained her and we got talking cos its been close to a year we have not seen,she was grateful for all the times I gave her money,to take care of things at home after the money Their parents dropped for them finished when they travelled, so I made her understand that being kind is a nature that I was born wth and she smiled and said, she wishes every guy can be like me,so i delved into the crux of the matter which has been on my mind about her for a long time, and I made her understand my feelings for her.


as I held her hands, and professed my love for her, the softness of her hands triggered a very powerful pant tearing and hymen rupturing erection, as a matter of fact,if there was a machine that can tap penile erection energy and convert it to light, believe me when i say the KVA of current that will have been tapped from my penile erection at that time will be enough to power a local government area for 7 days uninterrupted.



I aready new the rocky situation going on in my genital area as I fought in my mind to control my thoughts so that my preek will soften its stance from a state of hard rock erection,to a soft and flabby state,but as i noticed that she was about to consent to givinge a hug,the thought of her body and my body jamming together in a non injurious but erotic collision, my preek got the signal and it became very strong and hard like the life of a frustrated Nigerian graduated who has graduated for more than five years but with no job and money to take of himself and his beloved, then I told her to give me a hug,she gave me a side hug like the one given in deeper life christian church of God,but i insisted in getting a full frontal hug whereby her breasts and my chest will collide and also the front of my preek and her toto will jam each other but she declined and my pride was hurt like a wounded soldier in battle, and she said the words that broke me finally,sheb said she is not attracted to me and she only likes me as a friend,I felt bitter like a herbal medicine and my preek that was very strong became limp and fell like a female fan of flavour who has jus fainted while watching is thrilling and electrifying performance at a live concert.



well i have planned never to answer her greetings again and withhold whatever goodwill I do extend to her financially,


this is my plight,lepasharon,obontami,smellinganus, blissgregory, dacblogger,class captain,topher052,divepen,originalsly,pls I'm hurtn send a word of comfort pleassssse,mcbrooklyn

London ilu oba

BLUEJAYY:
I'm cracking up like mad.

nice

Obiworld2020:


What could he possibly be selling in the so called shop when Olivia doesn't allow him to stay there.!!!!

he barbs

following

adeboi1:


goan meet iLegendd

okay

lilianofentse:
I thought you said Olivia was clean? Lol

I am a stray dog,so many gals are on my path,and some times condoms cld be faraway

Beadex1:
Like the way you write....... Don't waste your talent

any idea,how can u help out

pls how much is the drug

blissgregory:
Very soon she will cum for week end visit n d next tink will be'honeypie am carrying ur baby'

I'd kindly decline

fox26:
If it happens for real in your life, don't respond to knocks when its about to go down otherwise you will lose that chix.

noted

Admin401:
Lol I don miss this mad man sexcapade.

I really liked how you compare her actions and inactions with unrelated events (I don't know the figure of speech to use here.) Very enjoyable.

lol thanks anyways

YoungFr:
welcome her to your house bruh but to be honest you're very funny. You should be a comedian and not a shop owner

lol I don't think so

aro1:
i see u more of a comedian than relayin tru life events

well.......

Originalsly:


So why she asked if you were hungry?...telling you she was hungry in code. So you shut down your business ...losing money.... to go spend money to feed her. Oh well.... guys do that almost all the time ....and girls lure men all the time....ask Adam.

God bless you on ur american thread,it kept me busy last year

i jus hope what i am thinkn is not what it actually is, i was at my shop earlier today when olivia called me and she asked me to come over that the wants to see me,so i closed up and went home, as the bike stopped me in front of my gate,Olivia was already awaiting my arrival, and on sighting me she flashed her beautiful smile at me exposing her set of teeth neatly arranged and well positioned like students on the assembly ground.



I went to her and it was a warm reception as we hugged like long lost friends who had jus found themselves in a strange land ,her beauty is something to shout about,I did not need to look hard before seeing her lovely big breast on her chest screaming for my attention like a hungry five year old child who had jus returned from school, she strapped a small handbag containing her lip gloss and perfume as we broke from the hug i looked at her from head to toe as her bum short exposed the beauty of her soft fresh and yellow laps like an art painting on a canvass, I was proud of my self



i decided i would keep her company when she told me she wants to come pass time wth me since she's bored at home, and also considering the fact that sales in the morning was not bad as i made 5200 already and we went in the house and she asked me if i had food and I answered her assuringly, when we got in I changed over to the inverter and there was light, then she dropped on the bed like a pebble dropped in a river, as she laid on my bed my eyes strayed from the TV to her laps like a lost dog faraway from home, the beauty of her laps was before my sight as I looked at her hungrily like ripe mangoes in a basket,my dick began to stretch like someone who had jus woken from a long slumber,she caught me staring at her and she said " u jus be looking at me as if u've not seen me before na u know wetin u dey look" on hearing dis words i stood transfixed and I felt guilty like naira Marley when he was arraigned in court.


chai Olivia is sweet kai, well so I went to the kitchen and i prepared indomie, and I went outside and bought a plate of goat meat peppersoup and I set it before her and we ate and we laid in bed and she began to tell me of how she lost her virginity riding a bicycle and i said to her since u lost ur virginity to a bicycle and gals do love guys who took their virginity, then that means u would love bicycles alot,she jus laughed guiltily And then we moved on to other topics,and then she told me she wants to settle down cos she feels like having a baby even though she's still very young, as i heard this words my heart sank like the titanic ship on april 14, 1912 in the atlantic ocean because I'm not ready to father any child at the moment


as she spoke she was sounding melancholic and I mved forward to comfort her as my hands dropped on her body it landed safely on her breast,chai my sense of reasoning betrayed me to the konji prevalent in my body at the time being then I began to caress her breasts slowly and she responded slowly like a dull student attempting to answer a difficult question in a classroom, I moved my body over hers as I squeezed her body erotically, she moved her legs and dropped them on mine, and quickly i moved my lips to connect with hers and we locked lips exchanging several litres of saliva as we kissed heavily,I unbuttoned her clothing and I sank my hands into her brassiere and my hand landed in between her breasts and fellowshipped with the both breasts like where two or three Christians are gathered and as my hand worked her breasts my other hand crept into the dark Alley of her laps right inside her pant and troubled her clitori's erotically as she whined allover my bed from one side of her body to the other with her mouth wide open, and then I unhooked her brassiere and her breasts were before my very eyes like an examination script to be marked by a lecturer.


Being that I have the gift for interpreting the female body language, I cld deduce that the breasts hung in a proud stance as if to say that even if I squeeze it as hard as bitter leaf it would not wither, well I wish i squeezed it, because jus as I pulled the pant and it was open before me like a kidnappers den that has jus been exposed after been operational for a long time,I heard a knock on my door and it was my neighbour telln me that NEPA are cutting the wires on my street so i had to go out, then Olivia left as well, only for her to return to my shop dis evening with few clothes that she wants to keep some of her clothes with me cos she doesn't want her friend to know she jus bought them

lepasharon dacblogger mhizkel, blissgregory,smellinganus,obontami, pls EPP me how can I handle dis situation

blissgregory:
I dnt ve strength to debunk

alright good night and God bless

blissgregory:
Unfortunately,no

I'll take it that no guy has preached the gospel of pvssy eating and lickn to you,hence u have not had the opportunity to enjoy it or may be u are not able enough to contain the overwhelming pleasures of pvssy lickn

blissgregory:
it is nt written on d forehead..get ur self tested.She even told u wat she does n u r trying to defend her.Mi piece of advice for u is to stop having unprotected sex n stop licking pussy.Seem lykk u dnt luv ur life

pls tell me uve Neva enjoyed the pleasures of having ur pvssy licked