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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend's Sister Is Popping In To My Eyes by jonaifame22(m): 3:33pm On Mar 02, 2022 |
Robertgreene1:aiit |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend's Sister Is Popping In To My Eyes by jonaifame22(m): 7:48pm On Mar 01, 2022 |
FERNANDEZISBACK:u think so? |
Romance / My Girlfriend's Sister Is Popping In To My Eyes by jonaifame22(m): 12:25pm On Mar 01, 2022 |
My girlfriend is beautiful,fair,and she looks like a Chinese, she's slim like pasta,eye white like that of a new born,,her laps so soft and fresh, But here is where my problem starts,I saw her younger sister,and every feeling I have for my girlfriend seem to be on life support The first day I saw her she wore a tight gown that seem to hug her body tightly,like the way the father of the prodigal son, wrapped his arms around his son and wept after he saw him from a distance returning home after his fruitless sojourn where he went to waste his resources My eyes stayed glued to her like a young child staring hungrily at a piece of snack displayed in a show glass for prospective buyers to pay and get, I battled fiercely with the spirit of lust just like the angel in the Bible wrestled with Jacob to let him go before the break of dawn My two eyes strolled to and fro her luscious body like two lovers taking a walk in a garden,my sight settled on the view of her cleavage like flies on feaces,cos the gown had an opening at the chest area,as if that was not enough when she sat on my couch her gown drew back a bit and I was able to her see fresh and meaty laps, believe me I was lost like a stolen phone. Now I am wishing, there's a human relationship SLOT where one can go and exchange his girlfriend for another one 3 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Cries During Sex by jonaifame22(m): 4:31pm On Feb 27, 2022 |
Ecos:lol |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Cries During Sex by jonaifame22(m): 2:34pm On Feb 26, 2022 |
nachisunday:lol |
Romance / Re: How My Friend Used My Girlfriend For Money Ritual ( True Life Confession) by jonaifame22(m): 2:43pm On Feb 25, 2022 |
Wow,pls keep up with the story,I love it already 1 Like |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Cries During Sex by jonaifame22(m): 10:26pm On Feb 24, 2022 |
Thesaint141:lol |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Cries During Sex by jonaifame22(m): 6:13pm On Feb 24, 2022 |
Highter1:lol |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Cries During Sex by jonaifame22(m): 10:54am On Feb 24, 2022 |
ObamaMessi:really, surprisingly,hers is clean and doesn't smell 1 Like |
Romance / My Girlfriend Cries During Sex by jonaifame22(m): 9:08am On Feb 23, 2022 |
We started dating in January. She cries and whines on my bed like she has just heard the news of the passing of a loved one. 133 Likes 16 Shares |
Crime / Re: Court grants Mompha N200 million bail by jonaifame22(m): 2:40pm On Jan 18, 2022 |
Bobrisky will be smiling on hearing this and he'll take credit for dealing with mompha |
Romance / Re: My Relationship Wit My First Love Was D Worst Relationship Ever by jonaifame22(m): 8:01am On Nov 08, 2021 |
TweezyR:so you've not healed,I guarantee that you'll get fvcked when you go and see him |
Romance / Re: Lessons To Learn From Slawomiir And Nairaland by jonaifame22(m): 10:16pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
Yolo 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Blackout In Lagos As Ikeja Electric Announces Power Upgrade by jonaifame22(m): 1:44pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
How will the gals that come to watch DStv and receive cold AC in my room cope 5 Likes |
Romance / Re: 10 True Facts About Heartbreak by jonaifame22(m): 9:48pm On Sep 26, 2021 |
Such is life |
Romance / Re: How Do I Tell My Ex Girlfriend's Live In Friend To Stop Tying Towel by jonaifame22(m): 4:59pm On Sep 07, 2021 |
DaddyRochie1642:lol |
Romance / Re: How Do I Tell My Ex Girlfriend's Live In Friend To Stop Tying Towel by jonaifame22(m): 1:20pm On Sep 07, 2021 |
moyosore32:really |
Romance / Re: How Do I Tell My Ex Girlfriend's Live In Friend To Stop Tying Towel by jonaifame22(m): 10:27am On Sep 07, 2021 |
tstx:really |
Romance / Re: How Do I Tell My Ex Girlfriend's Live In Friend To Stop Tying Towel by jonaifame22(m): 7:00am On Sep 07, 2021 |
tstx:oh, I see |
Romance / Re: How Do I Tell My Ex Girlfriend's Live In Friend To Stop Tying Towel by jonaifame22(m): 6:25pm On Sep 06, 2021 |
tstx:will you buy my books?if I venture in to writing |
Romance / How Do I Tell My Ex Girlfriend's Live In Friend To Stop Tying Towel by jonaifame22(m): 12:38pm On Sep 06, 2021 |
Well, I have not come to bore you again like a song from an untalented singer,rather I have come to seek your advice, before things get out of hands like money leaving the hands of a customer. Well after much chat and calls,my ex girlfriend's friend who has been calling me to come stay with me cos she's stranded,made a date to come over and finally she arrived like a parcel from DHL, she called me to come out the gate jus like our dear lord Jesus called forth Lazarus, Well,I showed up and when I saw her she looked prettier than the last time I saw her,I DNT think I would be wrong if I say that she might have made extra effort to love-vendor her looks,she wore a pink gown,that hugged her body so tightly,like the way the father of the prodigal son hugged his son after his sojourn from a foreign land where he went to waste all his resources. We smiled at each other,she paid off the bike man and I helped her carry her bag in,then we chatted briefly,she put on the TV and started watching bbnaija on the DStv.i left her to go about my normal hustle,then at night upon my return,she had prepared a hearty meal,so I ate and we both played mortal Kombat on my ps3, although she beat me coz she's quite good at it,so I left her and slept off,while she continued watching bbnaija. In the morning,I woke up first then had my bath, then due to the sound of my movement she woke and that was where my torture began, cos she wore bumshorts and when she stood from the bed,her laps stared me in the face like a Challenger in a boxing competition staring at his opponent. Upon sighting her laps,my penis stretched itself like a dog after awakening from deep slumber,I refused to be moved,thinking it's jus a normal thing coz she has stayed with me and my ex before and anytime I see her fresh laps,I pounce on my gf with all the anger of lust in me when we are alone. But the one that takes the Cake is that for the past four days, she has the habit of coming out of the bathroom with jus her towel, dis morning she did it again,hmmmm the girl is looking for my trouble, I had gone out to have breakfast and when I returned I sat on the bed and she jus came from the bathroom into the room jus like that with only a skimpy towel round about her body displaying her fresh laps,my eyes strolled to and fro the lenght of her laps,like a young lad walking to and fro the street looking for where they on generator so that he can charge his phone. My penis stood up slowly but surely like a student in a classroom who has been posed with a difficult question by a teacher in the class to which he is unsure of the right answer, immediately I Departed the room like judas Iscariot on hearing that he will be the one to betray jesus and I went into my bus and sat down then brought out my penis in it's erect state and looked at it with compassion, and I thought to my self, if I use the energy from the fufu and egusi soup that I ate this morning to handle this gal,the way I will knack ehn,the sounds that will be made from the knacking ehn,I believe my landlord will believe that I have taken heed to his advice to stop eating outside and instead start cooking hence the pounding sounds which he might assume that it's me pounding yams in the kitchen not knowing,that's it's my waist colliding heavily with hers 8 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: My Ex Girlfriends Friend Is Stranded And Wants To Stay With Me For A While by jonaifame22(m): 8:43am On Aug 30, 2021 |
maiquel:my brother,the guy jus make me weak, like black berry battery wey dey 5 percent 2 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: My Ex Girlfriends Friend Is Stranded And Wants To Stay With Me For A While by jonaifame22(m): 7:21pm On Aug 29, 2021 |
cruzita:what people will say 6 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / My Ex Girlfriends Friend Is Stranded And Wants To Stay With Me For A While by jonaifame22(m): 7:15pm On Aug 29, 2021 |
Well,this is coming at a time,when I'm seriously single like number 1, my place is quite comfortable, I have a DStv,a PlayStation 3,my room is always cold all thanks to my two horse power air-conditioning. My ex gf left me like an evil spirit been cast out by a strong man of God,since then I've been lonely like akon's debut single. I work my own business with my bus,and I can afford to give her 1k daily for feeding while she'll eat what she wants when she returns from work.she's quite sexy, and she has lived with me and my ex last year for some weeks. The kind of job I do requires that I work all day and I have lots of customers, and jobs come for me on a steady and I earn well. She's fun like an activity of interest,and she fits into something that could do well for me after a long days hustle,at least someone to talk with,I have prayed severally to God to help me find a lively girl,who CLD keep me company after work hours,this looks like an opportunity,I wanna take it, but I'm kind of drawing back like the hairline of someone suffering from frontal hair baldness Feeding will never be an issue, but how about my ex,how will she feel. Hmmmmmmm 83 Likes 8 Shares |
Romance / Re: . by jonaifame22(m): 4:59am On Aug 26, 2021 |
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Romance / Re: In Need Of A Roommate,any One Interested by jonaifame22(m): 12:42am On Jul 29, 2021 |
PAWG:omo na true o! |
Romance / Re: In Need Of A Roommate,any One Interested by jonaifame22(m): 9:22pm On Jul 28, 2021 |
Bigdre31:lol |
Romance / Re: In Need Of A Roommate,any One Interested by jonaifame22(m): 9:20pm On Jul 28, 2021 |
dacblogger:dacblogger, how far,I know you've missed my threads, how are you by the way, I no dey barb again o,I used my savings from barbing to buy a bus for logistics, and it's quite better though,wethank God for his mercies, abeg if u get any body wey wan carry something wey fit the size of my bus,abeg do well to holla at me, cheers! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: In Need Of A Roommate,any One Interested by jonaifame22(m): 8:34pm On Jul 28, 2021 |
Bigdre31:yeah it is |
Romance / Re: In Need Of A Roommate,any One Interested by jonaifame22(m): 8:11pm On Jul 28, 2021 |
yuping:tales of an only child,that is what it is for me |
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