Robertgreene1:
Go get a life bro...
Stop living in fantasy land..
There's a reason why it wz Alice and not Albert in wonderland...

aiit

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Well nice story..you need no help cos this never happepned..

u think so?

My girlfriend is beautiful,fair,and she looks like a Chinese, she's slim like pasta,eye white like that of a new born,,her laps so soft and fresh,

But here is where my problem starts,I saw her younger sister,and every feeling I have for my girlfriend seem to be on life support

The first day I saw her she wore a tight gown that seem to hug her body tightly,like the way the father of the prodigal son, wrapped his arms around his son and wept after he saw him from a distance returning home after his fruitless sojourn where he went to waste his resources

My eyes stayed glued to her like a young child staring hungrily at a piece of snack displayed in a show glass for prospective buyers to pay and get, I battled fiercely with the spirit of lust just like the angel in the Bible wrestled with Jacob to let him go before the break of dawn

My two eyes strolled to and fro her luscious body like two lovers taking a walk in a garden,my sight settled on the view of her cleavage like flies on feaces,cos the gown had an opening at the chest area,as if that was not enough when she sat on my couch her gown drew back a bit and I was able to her see fresh and meaty laps, believe me I was lost like a stolen phone.


Now I am wishing, there's a human relationship SLOT where one can go and exchange his girlfriend for another one

Ecos:
Ur abuna too big

lol

nachisunday:
Op then after one round for over 45mins you get tired and sweating like an athletes that just finish running 400 metres race.

lol

Wow,pls keep up with the story,I love it already

Thesaint141:


I smell lie's bro, but you're a good writer.

General NwaAmaikpe come to mind.

lol

Highter1:
GUY U NEARLY COS ERECTION FOR HERE OO...I LIKE THE EPISTLE THOUGH/

lol

ObamaMessi:
I feel like to vomit.I can't imagine myself putting my tongue into that dirty hole....I better die standing.

really, surprisingly,hers is clean and doesn't smell

We started dating in January.

She cries and whines on my bed like she has just heard the news of the passing of a loved one.

Bobrisky will be smiling on hearing this and he'll take credit for dealing with mompha

TweezyR:




My major concern is that his calls are just coming on the basis of seeing me to apologise face to face cos to him he felt av not forgiven him...but remembering what I passed through in his hands...I don't just feel like seeing him
rather I kept on having this feeling of piercing a dagger right in his heart....
God help me to heal!!!!

so you've not healed,I guarantee that you'll get fvcked when you go and see him

Yolo

How will the gals that come to watch DStv and receive cold AC in my room cope

Such is life

DaddyRochie1642:

lol

moyosore32:
Guy none of ds happened jor...

really

tstx:
Kukuma turn fiction writer

really

tstx:


Nah... I prefer downloading my books illegally

oh, I see

tstx:
Kukuma turn fiction writer

will you buy my books?if I venture in to writing

Well, I have not come to bore you again like a song from an untalented singer,rather I have come to seek your advice, before things get out of hands like money leaving the hands of a customer.

Well after much chat and calls,my ex girlfriend's friend who has been calling me to come stay with me cos she's stranded,made a date to come over and finally she arrived like a parcel from DHL, she called me to come out the gate jus like our dear lord Jesus called forth Lazarus,

Well,I showed up and when I saw her she looked prettier than the last time I saw her,I DNT think I would be wrong if I say that she might have made extra effort to love-vendor her looks,she wore a pink gown,that hugged her body so tightly,like the way the father of the prodigal son hugged his son after his sojourn from a foreign land where he went to waste all his resources.


We smiled at each other,she paid off the bike man and I helped her carry her bag in,then we chatted briefly,she put on the TV and started watching bbnaija on the DStv.i left her to go about my normal hustle,then at night upon my return,she had prepared a hearty meal,so I ate and we both played mortal Kombat on my ps3, although she beat me coz she's quite good at it,so I left her and slept off,while she continued watching bbnaija.


In the morning,I woke up first then had my bath, then due to the sound of my movement she woke and that was where my torture began, cos she wore bumshorts and when she stood from the bed,her laps stared me in the face like a Challenger in a boxing competition staring at his opponent.


Upon sighting her laps,my penis stretched itself like a dog after awakening from deep slumber,I refused to be moved,thinking it's jus a normal thing coz she has stayed with me and my ex before and anytime I see her fresh laps,I pounce on my gf with all the anger of lust in me when we are alone.

But the one that takes the Cake is that for the past four days, she has the habit of coming out of the bathroom with jus her towel, dis morning she did it again,hmmmm the girl is looking for my trouble, I had gone out to have breakfast and when I returned I sat on the bed and she jus came from the bathroom into the room jus like that with only a skimpy towel round about her body displaying her fresh laps,my eyes strolled to and fro the lenght of her laps,like a young lad walking to and fro the street looking for where they on generator so that he can charge his phone.


My penis stood up slowly but surely like a student in a classroom who has been posed with a difficult question by a teacher in the class to which he is unsure of the right answer, immediately I Departed the room like judas Iscariot on hearing that he will be the one to betray jesus and I went into my bus and sat down then brought out my penis in it's erect state and looked at it with compassion, and I thought to my self, if I use the energy from the fufu and egusi soup that I ate this morning to handle this gal,the way I will knack ehn,the sounds that will be made from the knacking ehn,I believe my landlord will believe that I have taken heed to his advice to stop eating outside and instead start cooking hence the pounding sounds which he might assume that it's me pounding yams in the kitchen not knowing,that's it's my waist colliding heavily with hers

maiquel:

jonaifame22 e be like say this one know you reach house...

my brother,the guy jus make me weak, like black berry battery wey dey 5 percent

cruzita:
What really is the issue here..

what people will say

Well,this is coming at a time,when I'm seriously single like number 1, my place is quite comfortable, I have a DStv,a PlayStation 3,my room is always cold all thanks to my two horse power air-conditioning.

My ex gf left me like an evil spirit been cast out by a strong man of God,since then I've been lonely like akon's debut single.

I work my own business with my bus,and I can afford to give her 1k daily for feeding while she'll eat what she wants when she returns from work.she's quite sexy, and she has lived with me and my ex last year for some weeks.

The kind of job I do requires that I work all day and I have lots of customers, and jobs come for me on a steady and I earn well.

She's fun like an activity of interest,and she fits into something that could do well for me after a long days hustle,at least someone to talk with,I have prayed severally to God to help me find a lively girl,who CLD keep me company after work hours,this looks like an opportunity,I wanna take it, but I'm kind of drawing back like the hairline of someone suffering from frontal hair baldness

Feeding will never be an issue, but how about my ex,how will she feel. Hmmmmmmm

PAWG:
Be careful make you no enter one chance o, make person no clean your house before you return.

BTW keep up with the hustle, good luck

omo na true o!

Bigdre31:


*smile* memories can I apply for position too ??
I dey chop half chicken per meapl o

lol

dacblogger:
To impregnate girl don dey hungry person...
Happy father's day in addy

dacblogger, how far,I know you've missed my threads, how are you by the way, I no dey barb again o,I used my savings from barbing to buy a bus for logistics, and it's quite better though,wethank God for his mercies, abeg if u get any body wey wan carry something wey fit the size of my bus,abeg do well to holla at me, cheers!

Bigdre31:


is this not myong barracks ?o?

yeah it is

yuping:

I'm just curious don't you have siblings who can feel in for the chores and activities?

tales of an only child,that is what it is for me