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Romance / Re: Gross Anatomy by jonaifame22(m): 7:57am On Apr 25, 2019
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Romance / Re: She Promised To Give Me A Birthday Fvck But She Didn't Show Up by jonaifame22(m): 10:09pm On Apr 24, 2019
Jayneek:
Its really hard to call you a clown right now. Don't allow your sexual fantasies turn you into a rapist.
im not a rapist
Romance / Re: She Promised To Give Me A Birthday Fvck But She Didn't Show Up by jonaifame22(m): 1:16pm On Apr 24, 2019
lepasharon:
grin

This guy, you're a poet don't you know?
lepasharon,lemme give u a hint of what happened last night in my dreams, well I was on my own, brooding on all the things konji has done to me in my life,when all of a sudden i heard footsteps and wondered who it could be that is intruding my privacy, when a female figure walked towards me, at first I thought it was an angel,but on closer look i discovered it was you as u smiled towards me revealing ur lovely teeth to me as if I'm a dentist, I was so happy seeing you, and I ran towards you wth joy like a young lad who is so excited at seeing his mother jus returning from a long travel.
I smiled back at you and I began to tell you of how excited I am to see u and u smiled telling me that u didn't want to come before because u have a boyfriend but because u know that seeing u will make me happy u decided to show up,and I held ur lovely hands as if I want to cross the road with you and I began to tell u so many lovely things that I can't remember right now as i looked into ur eyes deeply like i am an optometrist and u said to me, Israel what do u want from me, talk now before it is dawn and u wake up from ur deep slumber, but i kept on talking in a bid to get out all the feelings I have in my mind for you, and finally I moved closer to you like a sinner moving to wards the pastor during an altar call, i moved in a bid to kiss you and I was so close to delivering the kiss jus like a boy who was so close to getting 300 in jamb to secure is admission in to university but ended up scoring 290 but failed when my phone rang and it was my customer calling to ask if I won't come to shop today, I felt like swearing for the customer that in his life may he disturbed when he is close to gettn what he's been longing for in life, but I just pitied him because I've not brushed and if I swear for him at time it will catch him

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Celebrities / Re: Dear Nairalanders: Where Is Djinee? by jonaifame22(m): 8:52am On Apr 24, 2019
i really love the song, i no dey shame
Romance / Re: She Promised To Give Me A Birthday Fvck But She Didn't Show Up by jonaifame22(m): 6:28am On Apr 24, 2019
Bestchoice4me:
Me just like ur write up.. Laff wan kee me hia
lol
Romance / Re: She Promised To Give Me A Birthday Fvck But She Didn't Show Up by jonaifame22(m): 9:52pm On Apr 23, 2019
Gabrendo:
Lol... Hard luck. To laugh click on the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BolUdUb9j3A&t=14s
lol
Romance / Re: Is It True That Having Sex With A Girl On Her Period Weakens A Male's Organ??? by jonaifame22(m): 7:02pm On Apr 23, 2019
lepasharon:


Yh
when u wanna go in the kitchen be prepared for the heat, so when a guy wanna fvck a period pvssy the scent should be assumed perks that comes with the act
Romance / She Promised To Give Me A Birthday Fvck But She Didn't Show Up by jonaifame22(m): 2:54pm On Apr 23, 2019
So yesterday was my birthday, well I went to my shop as usual,so many hair to barb and i thank God for money made for the day.
There is this beautiful damsel that I met when I was looking for change to give a customer 3 weeks ago,my God, she is so beautiful,she has a lovely oval shaped forehead, her nose pointed forward like the arrow of a barometer, her teeth white like cotton wool, and her lips so thick and beautiful,immediately,I remembered how i read a thread on nairaland on how a person can determine how a gals pvssy is by looking at her lips, immediately, i reached for my scientifical mathematical calculator of sex and immediately a formula came to my mind on how I can calculate the length,breadth, width, and thickness of her lips in proportion to her pvssy and I set to work on that formula and behold I got a powerful answer of how her pvssy looked liked, the answer made my dick nudge forward a bit like a frustrated student in an exam hall would move his head forward to copy from the brilliant student in front of him
I purposely walked to her and asked her to help me with change but she did not have but she collected the money from me and went ahead to help me ask some one who helped out to change the money,as she walked on to change the money,the spirit of lust zoomed my eyes to the way her yanshed moved up and down her waist like a young boy dancing up and down in the rain,DAT lovely view of her yansh, shook my salvation in Christ Jesus And my decision to stay chaste was threatened by konji, and i heard myself asking the lord,why did he create dis kind of yansh, did he not know that no man alive will see such a yansh and not be enveloped in a tsunami of konji,but before but before I cld get my answer from the good lord, she walked towards me to give me the change, as she walked towards me,my powerful eyes caught sight of her lovely round breast and immediately i felt like playing football instantly, as a matter of fact, I envied her brassiere cos it was the closest thing to her breasts at that moment, i thought to myself how her brassiere would be having a swell time having those lovely breasts in its embrace,chai my mouth watered as all this thought raced through my young and active mind like cars on the third mainland bridge.
As soon as she gave me the change I begged her for her number which she gave me,and we've been chatting and I have been paying for her indomie and egg since last week, she says she likes me but,but I look like a chop and run type of guy, because of her I close my shop early and we spend time together until late night,last week Saturday we kissed and smooch for so long that my boxers was soaked with more than 3 derica of sperm but nothing happened and when i got home I dealt my Vaseline content a heavy blow and scooped a large quantity and masturbated in peace wth the picture of her yansh before my mind like musical notes on a pamphlet in front of a music conductor then i held my pillow tight and slept off, she promised to come yesterday being my birthday,but I waited for endlessly like the church awaiting the second coming of Jesus Christ the son of God,but she was no where to be found like a stolen property, but I know i will fvck her soon because every day is for the girl but one day is for the boy and I will fvck her violently as if her grandfather offended my granddather before their demise
But wait o where is dacblogger sef

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Romance / Re: Is It True That Having Sex With A Girl On Her Period Weakens A Male's Organ??? by jonaifame22(m): 11:50am On Apr 23, 2019
lepasharon:

What about the smell
the scent u mean?
Romance / Re: Is It True That Having Sex With A Girl On Her Period Weakens A Male's Organ??? by jonaifame22(m): 5:59am On Apr 23, 2019
lepasharon:


cheesy nice. But you still didn't answer my question
yep very often, cos at that time lubrication is not a problem,the preek will enter freely like Muslims going in to the mosque for jumat prayers on a Friday
Romance / Re: Is It True That Having Sex With A Girl On Her Period Weakens A Male's Organ??? by jonaifame22(m): 8:49pm On Apr 22, 2019
lepasharon:


So you've done so before shocked
lepasharon i don miss you ,if I see u in my dreams tonite I go kiss you, even if u slap me cos of d kiss i no go diss you,cos u fine wella I no dey tease you,
Romance / Re: Is It True That Having Sex With A Girl On Her Period Weakens A Male's Organ??? by jonaifame22(m): 9:24pm On Apr 21, 2019
days not true,if it were, my dick will be the weakest organ of my body
Romance / Re: I Jus Wanted To Tell Her Dis Few Words. by jonaifame22(m): 4:39pm On Apr 10, 2019
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Romance / Re: I Gave A Piece Of My Mind Today. by jonaifame22(m): 2:20pm On Apr 08, 2019
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Romance / Re: My Secondary Smallie Frm 2016 Is Coming To See Me. by jonaifame22(m): 2:16pm On Apr 06, 2019
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Romance / Re: I Will Strike At Her Very Soon, I Have My Plan! by jonaifame22(m): 11:15pm On Apr 04, 2019
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Family / Re: Tee Nsofor: Nigerian Intersex Lady Receives Support As She Comes Out by jonaifame22(m): 8:47pm On Apr 04, 2019
1Sharon:


No more threads? Seun dey complain?
dntreally enjoy typing on a touch screen fone
ienjoy it better using fone with button keys
Family / Re: Tee Nsofor: Nigerian Intersex Lady Receives Support As She Comes Out by jonaifame22(m): 8:20pm On Apr 04, 2019
1Sharon:

Where have you been
i dey o
Family / Re: Tee Nsofor: Nigerian Intersex Lady Receives Support As She Comes Out by jonaifame22(m): 8:11pm On Apr 04, 2019
1Sharon:
I thought god doesn't make mistakes.
Anyway can't a genetic test determine her true sex?
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Family / Re: Tee Nsofor: Nigerian Intersex Lady Receives Support As She Comes Out by jonaifame22(m): 8:10pm On Apr 04, 2019
1Sharon:
I thought god doesn't make mistakes.
Anyway can't a genetic test determine her true sex?
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Romance / Re: I Gave Her The Last Kpashn,cos She's Going Back To Delta State 2moro by jonaifame22(m): 1:20pm On Mar 22, 2019
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Romance / Re: I Unknowingly Infected My Girlfriend With Gonorrhea. Advice needed by jonaifame22(m): 2:01pm On Mar 19, 2019
tee59:
Tell her you both need to go for regular check up or test to know if you can straff raw without using protection and both you can also be saved from any infection, and if detected, the affected partner can get treatment immediately. After getting her treated, change your words by saying, you don't want any unwanted pregnancy for now as you need to plan well for her and her baby. So you starts using protection for sex if you wish too.
wink
Romance / Re: Man Shares After Sex Photo Of Himself And His Girlfriend On Social Media. by jonaifame22(m): 1:52pm On Mar 19, 2019
fresh.....laps

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Romance / Re: Im On A Mission To Get Her Sweet Nunu Back,pls Help Me God by jonaifame22(m): 1:29pm On Mar 16, 2019
jonaifame22:
I took an old Friend out today,wow she looked so radiant, I clldnt stop trippn like someone walkn on a slippery ground,well we reconnected via Facebook, her name came in as a friend suggestion , I added her and she accepted, oboy I got her number and WhatsApp her, she responded and that was how we started chatting, me and her use to Bleep steadily in 2013 until I got carried
Away like a stolen phone by another gal(blessing).
Blessing gave me cause to wonder if her great grand mother is minister for women affairs in heaven who has used her position to embezzle so much yansh, so much that all that the gals in that lineage have to do is reach puberty and yansh will be handed down to them like a baton in a relay race

I saw blessing one night after escorting my other gal,before i cld get my senses back I found myself following her like a generational curse from the village
I engaged blessing in a dialogue and she loved the eloquence of my speech and she smiled often as I teased her, As we walked I noticed the way her yansh was shaking like
Peter's faith when the Lord asked him to walk on water and join him on the sea of Galilee, as her yansh shook vehemently, I was able to understand the body language of her yansh And because I have a gift in decoding body language,I deduced that her yansh was saying( all
You guys staring at me like the answer sheet of a brilliant student in an exam hall,do u all have what it takes to squeeze me,smooch me,caress me and make me feel like a yansh that I am).
Hmm.m these with words sank in2 my heart like an anchor into the sea, and I wished I cld get a shot at her in my room, Right there on my ever reliable giant size mouka foam.
As I and blessing walked a woman beckoned at her from the other side of the road then she went over to see the woman and then i saw her shape from the distance and the sight of her voluptuous yansh made my dick writh with frustration, and i thought I heard a sound of someone clearing his voice and behold when I looked further I discovered that it was the spirit of lust and he smiled queerly and said, Israel if u find urself in a room with this lovely damsel,
What will you do? And I smiled like an actor about to finish off an evil boss in an action film.

And I replied the spirit of lust saying,if I find myself in a room wth her, and I give her all the signs and she starts forming, I'll go to the door and lock it tightly and put the key in my pocket lemme see how she will beat me and collect the key,I'll reach for her breast after bringing down her bra like the wall of Jericho
I will suck her breast like a butterfly suckn the nectar of a flower, while my hands will travel the east west north and south of her body smooching her from breast,to hips to yansh to laps and what have you,and if her guardian angel tries to defend her by fighting me, I will show him that my father God is the mighty man in battle and I am just like him, infact the way I will fight wth that angel it will be worse than when Jacob in the bible fought wth an Angel before his name was changed.
Not only will it be a fist fight, we shall implore the use of swords, Jack knife, daggers and we will scatter the whole room throwing things at each other ranging from remote, spoon,knife,plate,Bleep,shoes and anything throwable until I de-wing him and tie him to one corner of the bed and then I'll face her and pounce on her and tear whatever raiment she still has on and then I'll forcefully part her legs like the branches of letter Y
And I'll bring out my long and meaty cassava and insert it into her Toto like a charger into a charging port and I will not remove my prick until her Toto experience a sperm bath from my noble dick.
Well long story short, i dated blessing for close to a month and we fvcked few times and she infected me wth gonorrhea which I later treated by then my other gal had gotten admission but now she's a graduate, and we are meeting again.
As we ate I wondered in my heart if this gal can still part her legs for me and allow me a free passage in to her like the red sea parted for Moses and the Israelites to pass, I wondered further, can this gal still unhook her lovely bra and let my hands fellowship wth her lovely breasts like where two or three Christians are gathered, I still wondered,if this gal can still lemme squeeze and press her yansh like you press an agege bread to determine the softness before paying,
I still love her even though I cheated on her ,we all cheat so dnt judge me,i want her backcos her Toto is very sweet
Car Talk / Re: 5 Best Kept Secrets Your Mechanic Doesn’t Want You To Know by jonaifame22(m): 7:34pm On Feb 26, 2019
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Travel / Re: Experiences Of Nigerians Living In London by jonaifame22(m): 7:27pm On Feb 18, 2019
erico2k2:

I would not be in the best of position to answer your question as I am not a barber!
thank u all the same
Travel / Re: Experiences Of Nigerians Living In London by jonaifame22(m): 6:55pm On Feb 18, 2019
erico2k2:

yeh go on
good evening i am a barber here in lagos, plz is barbing lucrative in the Uk or US
Travel / Re: Experiences Of Nigerians Living In London by jonaifame22(m): 3:54pm On Feb 18, 2019
erico2k2:

Even Stephen Lawrence mother came out to say a lot has changed.
Let me ask you. Where you arround like 30 years ago?or ever had a chat with folks that grew up in places like tottenham or Harkney?
pls can i Ask you a few questions?
Technology Market / Re: 3kva Pure Sine Wave Bluegate Inverter For Sale by jonaifame22(m): 9:01pm On Jan 28, 2019
ruphytelecom:

It is not possible except with 1kva and 100ah battery.
Reach me on whatsapp 08124461809 for more details
pls can i use a 100w tv,100w fan,30w bulb,15w clipper,15w dvd,100w radio on 100ah battery and how long can it last
Technology Market / Re: Inverter Batteries 12v/200ahms For Sale (4 Pieces) by jonaifame22(m): 3:59pm On Jan 28, 2019
jonaifame22:
pls how much for one of those batteries displayed
emmaniche:
I just changed my inverter batteries to some new sets.

i have 4 pieces of 12v/200ahm batteries for sale.

interested buyers should contact me on 08165471453 for more info.

Note : these are just one year old.
jonaifame22:
pls how much for one of those batteries displayed
Business / Re: Inverter And Battery Plus Free Installation For 80k by jonaifame22(m): 3:55pm On Jan 28, 2019
engkeen:
Gk megatech offer inverter at cheap price for clients in Lagos ,Ibadan and Ogun state ,it your chance now ,for detail call ENG keen:09022677765,08113781706,gkmegatech@yahoo.com
pls if i use a 100w tv ,radio 100w,2bulbs 15w each,1 stand fan 100w,clipper 15w,dvd 15w how many hours can i get this product using 100ah battery 1 piece
Computers / Re: Re: Inverter Users : Lets Have Your Experience by jonaifame22(m): 2:40pm On Jan 28, 2019
idsolar:
my covenant with God in this business is to always do d right thing. it may cost me jobs but i hv my rest on all my installatns
sir are u in lagos

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