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Romance / Re: Gross Anatomy by jonaifame22(m): 7:57am On Apr 25, 2019 |
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Romance / Re: She Promised To Give Me A Birthday Fvck But She Didn't Show Up by jonaifame22(m): 10:09pm On Apr 24, 2019 |
Jayneek:im not a rapist |
Romance / Re: She Promised To Give Me A Birthday Fvck But She Didn't Show Up by jonaifame22(m): 1:16pm On Apr 24, 2019 |
lepasharon:lepasharon,lemme give u a hint of what happened last night in my dreams, well I was on my own, brooding on all the things konji has done to me in my life,when all of a sudden i heard footsteps and wondered who it could be that is intruding my privacy, when a female figure walked towards me, at first I thought it was an angel,but on closer look i discovered it was you as u smiled towards me revealing ur lovely teeth to me as if I'm a dentist, I was so happy seeing you, and I ran towards you wth joy like a young lad who is so excited at seeing his mother jus returning from a long travel. I smiled back at you and I began to tell you of how excited I am to see u and u smiled telling me that u didn't want to come before because u have a boyfriend but because u know that seeing u will make me happy u decided to show up,and I held ur lovely hands as if I want to cross the road with you and I began to tell u so many lovely things that I can't remember right now as i looked into ur eyes deeply like i am an optometrist and u said to me, Israel what do u want from me, talk now before it is dawn and u wake up from ur deep slumber, but i kept on talking in a bid to get out all the feelings I have in my mind for you, and finally I moved closer to you like a sinner moving to wards the pastor during an altar call, i moved in a bid to kiss you and I was so close to delivering the kiss jus like a boy who was so close to getting 300 in jamb to secure is admission in to university but ended up scoring 290 but failed when my phone rang and it was my customer calling to ask if I won't come to shop today, I felt like swearing for the customer that in his life may he disturbed when he is close to gettn what he's been longing for in life, but I just pitied him because I've not brushed and if I swear for him at time it will catch him 5 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Dear Nairalanders: Where Is Djinee? by jonaifame22(m): 8:52am On Apr 24, 2019 |
i really love the song, i no dey shame |
Romance / Re: She Promised To Give Me A Birthday Fvck But She Didn't Show Up by jonaifame22(m): 6:28am On Apr 24, 2019 |
Bestchoice4me:lol |
Romance / Re: She Promised To Give Me A Birthday Fvck But She Didn't Show Up by jonaifame22(m): 9:52pm On Apr 23, 2019 |
Gabrendo:lol |
Romance / Re: Is It True That Having Sex With A Girl On Her Period Weakens A Male's Organ??? by jonaifame22(m): 7:02pm On Apr 23, 2019 |
lepasharon:when u wanna go in the kitchen be prepared for the heat, so when a guy wanna fvck a period pvssy the scent should be assumed perks that comes with the act |
Romance / She Promised To Give Me A Birthday Fvck But She Didn't Show Up by jonaifame22(m): 2:54pm On Apr 23, 2019 |
So yesterday was my birthday, well I went to my shop as usual,so many hair to barb and i thank God for money made for the day. There is this beautiful damsel that I met when I was looking for change to give a customer 3 weeks ago,my God, she is so beautiful,she has a lovely oval shaped forehead, her nose pointed forward like the arrow of a barometer, her teeth white like cotton wool, and her lips so thick and beautiful,immediately,I remembered how i read a thread on nairaland on how a person can determine how a gals pvssy is by looking at her lips, immediately, i reached for my scientifical mathematical calculator of sex and immediately a formula came to my mind on how I can calculate the length,breadth, width, and thickness of her lips in proportion to her pvssy and I set to work on that formula and behold I got a powerful answer of how her pvssy looked liked, the answer made my dick nudge forward a bit like a frustrated student in an exam hall would move his head forward to copy from the brilliant student in front of him I purposely walked to her and asked her to help me with change but she did not have but she collected the money from me and went ahead to help me ask some one who helped out to change the money,as she walked on to change the money,the spirit of lust zoomed my eyes to the way her yanshed moved up and down her waist like a young boy dancing up and down in the rain,DAT lovely view of her yansh, shook my salvation in Christ Jesus And my decision to stay chaste was threatened by konji, and i heard myself asking the lord,why did he create dis kind of yansh, did he not know that no man alive will see such a yansh and not be enveloped in a tsunami of konji,but before but before I cld get my answer from the good lord, she walked towards me to give me the change, as she walked towards me,my powerful eyes caught sight of her lovely round breast and immediately i felt like playing football instantly, as a matter of fact, I envied her brassiere cos it was the closest thing to her breasts at that moment, i thought to myself how her brassiere would be having a swell time having those lovely breasts in its embrace,chai my mouth watered as all this thought raced through my young and active mind like cars on the third mainland bridge. As soon as she gave me the change I begged her for her number which she gave me,and we've been chatting and I have been paying for her indomie and egg since last week, she says she likes me but,but I look like a chop and run type of guy, because of her I close my shop early and we spend time together until late night,last week Saturday we kissed and smooch for so long that my boxers was soaked with more than 3 derica of sperm but nothing happened and when i got home I dealt my Vaseline content a heavy blow and scooped a large quantity and masturbated in peace wth the picture of her yansh before my mind like musical notes on a pamphlet in front of a music conductor then i held my pillow tight and slept off, she promised to come yesterday being my birthday,but I waited for endlessly like the church awaiting the second coming of Jesus Christ the son of God,but she was no where to be found like a stolen property, but I know i will fvck her soon because every day is for the girl but one day is for the boy and I will fvck her violently as if her grandfather offended my granddather before their demise But wait o where is dacblogger sef 6 Likes |
Romance / Re: Is It True That Having Sex With A Girl On Her Period Weakens A Male's Organ??? by jonaifame22(m): 11:50am On Apr 23, 2019 |
lepasharon:the scent u mean? |
Romance / Re: Is It True That Having Sex With A Girl On Her Period Weakens A Male's Organ??? by jonaifame22(m): 5:59am On Apr 23, 2019 |
lepasharon:yep very often, cos at that time lubrication is not a problem,the preek will enter freely like Muslims going in to the mosque for jumat prayers on a Friday |
Romance / Re: Is It True That Having Sex With A Girl On Her Period Weakens A Male's Organ??? by jonaifame22(m): 8:49pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
lepasharon:lepasharon i don miss you ,if I see u in my dreams tonite I go kiss you, even if u slap me cos of d kiss i no go diss you,cos u fine wella I no dey tease you, |
Romance / Re: Is It True That Having Sex With A Girl On Her Period Weakens A Male's Organ??? by jonaifame22(m): 9:24pm On Apr 21, 2019 |
days not true,if it were, my dick will be the weakest organ of my body |
Romance / Re: I Jus Wanted To Tell Her Dis Few Words. by jonaifame22(m): 4:39pm On Apr 10, 2019 |
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Romance / Re: I Gave A Piece Of My Mind Today. by jonaifame22(m): 2:20pm On Apr 08, 2019 |
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Romance / Re: My Secondary Smallie Frm 2016 Is Coming To See Me. by jonaifame22(m): 2:16pm On Apr 06, 2019 |
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Romance / Re: I Will Strike At Her Very Soon, I Have My Plan! by jonaifame22(m): 11:15pm On Apr 04, 2019 |
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Family / Re: Tee Nsofor: Nigerian Intersex Lady Receives Support As She Comes Out by jonaifame22(m): 8:47pm On Apr 04, 2019 |
1Sharon:dntreally enjoy typing on a touch screen fone ienjoy it better using fone with button keys |
Family / Re: Tee Nsofor: Nigerian Intersex Lady Receives Support As She Comes Out by jonaifame22(m): 8:20pm On Apr 04, 2019 |
1Sharon:i dey o |
Family / Re: Tee Nsofor: Nigerian Intersex Lady Receives Support As She Comes Out by jonaifame22(m): 8:11pm On Apr 04, 2019 |
1Sharon:P |
Family / Re: Tee Nsofor: Nigerian Intersex Lady Receives Support As She Comes Out by jonaifame22(m): 8:10pm On Apr 04, 2019 |
1Sharon:P |
Romance / Re: I Gave Her The Last Kpashn,cos She's Going Back To Delta State 2moro by jonaifame22(m): 1:20pm On Mar 22, 2019 |
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Romance / Re: I Unknowingly Infected My Girlfriend With Gonorrhea. Advice needed by jonaifame22(m): 2:01pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
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Romance / Re: Man Shares After Sex Photo Of Himself And His Girlfriend On Social Media. by jonaifame22(m): 1:52pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
fresh.....laps 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Im On A Mission To Get Her Sweet Nunu Back,pls Help Me God by jonaifame22(m): 1:29pm On Mar 16, 2019 |
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Car Talk / Re: 5 Best Kept Secrets Your Mechanic Doesn’t Want You To Know by jonaifame22(m): 7:34pm On Feb 26, 2019 |
samuel19222:7up |
Travel / Re: Experiences Of Nigerians Living In London by jonaifame22(m): 7:27pm On Feb 18, 2019 |
erico2k2:thank u all the same |
Travel / Re: Experiences Of Nigerians Living In London by jonaifame22(m): 6:55pm On Feb 18, 2019 |
erico2k2:good evening i am a barber here in lagos, plz is barbing lucrative in the Uk or US |
Travel / Re: Experiences Of Nigerians Living In London by jonaifame22(m): 3:54pm On Feb 18, 2019 |
erico2k2:pls can i Ask you a few questions? |
Technology Market / Re: 3kva Pure Sine Wave Bluegate Inverter For Sale by jonaifame22(m): 9:01pm On Jan 28, 2019 |
ruphytelecom:pls can i use a 100w tv,100w fan,30w bulb,15w clipper,15w dvd,100w radio on 100ah battery and how long can it last |
Technology Market / Re: Inverter Batteries 12v/200ahms For Sale (4 Pieces) by jonaifame22(m): 3:59pm On Jan 28, 2019 |
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Business / Re: Inverter And Battery Plus Free Installation For 80k by jonaifame22(m): 3:55pm On Jan 28, 2019 |
engkeen:pls if i use a 100w tv ,radio 100w,2bulbs 15w each,1 stand fan 100w,clipper 15w,dvd 15w how many hours can i get this product using 100ah battery 1 piece |
Computers / Re: Re: Inverter Users : Lets Have Your Experience by jonaifame22(m): 2:40pm On Jan 28, 2019 |
idsolar:sir are u in lagos |
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