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Romance / Re: How Do I Tell My Ex Girlfriend's Live In Friend To Stop Tying Towel by jonaifame22(m): 4:59pm On Sep 07
Romance / Re: How Do I Tell My Ex Girlfriend's Live In Friend To Stop Tying Towel by jonaifame22(m): 1:20pm On Sep 07
moyosore32:
Guy none of ds happened jor...
really
Romance / Re: How Do I Tell My Ex Girlfriend's Live In Friend To Stop Tying Towel by jonaifame22(m): 10:27am On Sep 07
tstx:
Kukuma turn fiction writer
really
Romance / Re: How Do I Tell My Ex Girlfriend's Live In Friend To Stop Tying Towel by jonaifame22(m): 7:00am On Sep 07
tstx:


Nah... I prefer downloading my books illegally
oh, I see
Romance / Re: How Do I Tell My Ex Girlfriend's Live In Friend To Stop Tying Towel by jonaifame22(m): 6:25pm On Sep 06
tstx:
Kukuma turn fiction writer
will you buy my books?if I venture in to writing
Romance / How Do I Tell My Ex Girlfriend's Live In Friend To Stop Tying Towel by jonaifame22(m): 12:38pm On Sep 06
Well, I have not come to bore you again like a song from an untalented singer,rather I have come to seek your advice, before things get out of hands like money leaving the hands of a customer.

Well after much chat and calls,my ex girlfriend's friend who has been calling me to come stay with me cos she's stranded,made a date to come over and finally she arrived like a parcel from DHL, she called me to come out the gate jus like our dear lord Jesus called forth Lazarus,

Well,I showed up and when I saw her she looked prettier than the last time I saw her,I DNT think I would be wrong if I say that she might have made extra effort to love-vendor her looks,she wore a pink gown,that hugged her body so tightly,like the way the father of the prodigal son hugged his son after his sojourn from a foreign land where he went to waste all his resources.


We smiled at each other,she paid off the bike man and I helped her carry her bag in,then we chatted briefly,she put on the TV and started watching bbnaija on the DStv.i left her to go about my normal hustle,then at night upon my return,she had prepared a hearty meal,so I ate and we both played mortal Kombat on my ps3, although she beat me coz she's quite good at it,so I left her and slept off,while she continued watching bbnaija.


In the morning,I woke up first then had my bath, then due to the sound of my movement she woke and that was where my torture began, cos she wore bumshorts and when she stood from the bed,her laps stared me in the face like a Challenger in a boxing competition staring at his opponent.


Upon sighting her laps,my penis stretched itself like a dog after awakening from deep slumber,I refused to be moved,thinking it's jus a normal thing coz she has stayed with me and my ex before and anytime I see her fresh laps,I pounce on my gf with all the anger of lust in me when we are alone.

But the one that takes the Cake is that for the past four days, she has the habit of coming out of the bathroom with jus her towel, dis morning she did it again,hmmmm the girl is looking for my trouble, I had gone out to have breakfast and when I returned I sat on the bed and she jus came from the bathroom into the room jus like that with only a skimpy towel round about her body displaying her fresh laps,my eyes strolled to and fro the lenght of her laps,like a young lad walking to and fro the street looking for where they on generator so that he can charge his phone.


My penis stood up slowly but surely like a student in a classroom who has been posed with a difficult question by a teacher in the class to which he is unsure of the right answer, immediately I Departed the room like judas Iscariot on hearing that he will be the one to betray jesus and I went into my bus and sat down then brought out my penis in it's erect state and looked at it with compassion, and I thought to my self, if I use the energy from the fufu and egusi soup that I ate this morning to handle this gal,the way I will knack ehn,the sounds that will be made from the knacking ehn,I believe my landlord will believe that I have taken heed to his advice to stop eating outside and instead start cooking hence the pounding sounds which he might assume that it's me pounding yams in the kitchen not knowing,that's it's my waist colliding heavily with hers

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Romance / Re: My Ex Girlfriends Friend Is Stranded And Wants To Stay With Me For A While by jonaifame22(m): 8:43am On Aug 30
maiquel:

jonaifame22 e be like say this one know you reach house...
my brother,the guy jus make me weak, like black berry battery wey dey 5 percent

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Romance / Re: My Ex Girlfriends Friend Is Stranded And Wants To Stay With Me For A While by jonaifame22(m): 7:21pm On Aug 29
cruzita:
What really is the issue here..
what people will say

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Romance / My Ex Girlfriends Friend Is Stranded And Wants To Stay With Me For A While by jonaifame22(m): 7:15pm On Aug 29
Well,this is coming at a time,when I'm seriously single like number 1, my place is quite comfortable, I have a DStv,a PlayStation 3,my room is always cold all thanks to my two horse power air-conditioning.

My ex gf left me like an evil spirit been cast out by a strong man of God,since then I've been lonely like akon's debut single.

I work my own business with my bus,and I can afford to give her 1k daily for feeding while she'll eat what she wants when she returns from work.she's quite sexy, and she has lived with me and my ex last year for some weeks.

The kind of job I do requires that I work all day and I have lots of customers, and jobs come for me on a steady and I earn well.

She's fun like an activity of interest,and she fits into something that could do well for me after a long days hustle,at least someone to talk with,I have prayed severally to God to help me find a lively girl,who CLD keep me company after work hours,this looks like an opportunity,I wanna take it, but I'm kind of drawing back like the hairline of someone suffering from frontal hair baldness

Feeding will never be an issue, but how about my ex,how will she feel. Hmmmmmmm

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Romance / Re: Tears Of A Struggling Single Mom by jonaifame22(m): 4:59am On Aug 26
AutoChick4U:
Lost my job when pregnant and resulted to business which I did until I was 8 months gone, got difficult claim bikes and go through bumps and was advised to rest which I had no choice but to rest. Now my Lil cutie will be one next month I don't even know if I'd have enough to mark d birthday but I'm hopeful on God.
Most times I meditate on feasible business or job I could engage in considering having a baby but I weak. Will I be able to afford daycare so I can go out and find bread? Will she be safe? Stories I read on NL alone get me scared and protective.
Romance / Re: In Need Of A Roommate,any One Interested by jonaifame22(m): 12:42am On Jul 29
PAWG:
Be careful make you no enter one chance o, make person no clean your house before you return.

BTW keep up with the hustle, good luck
omo na true o!
Romance / Re: In Need Of A Roommate,any One Interested by jonaifame22(m): 9:22pm On Jul 28
Bigdre31:


*smile* memories can I apply for position too ??
I dey chop half chicken per meapl o
lol
Romance / Re: In Need Of A Roommate,any One Interested by jonaifame22(m): 9:20pm On Jul 28
dacblogger:
To impregnate girl don dey hungry person...
Happy father's day in addy cheesy
dacblogger, how far,I know you've missed my threads, how are you by the way, I no dey barb again o,I used my savings from barbing to buy a bus for logistics, and it's quite better though,wethank God for his mercies, abeg if u get any body wey wan carry something wey fit the size of my bus,abeg do well to holla at me, cheers!

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Romance / Re: In Need Of A Roommate,any One Interested by jonaifame22(m): 8:34pm On Jul 28
Bigdre31:


is this not myong barracks ?o?
yeah it is
Romance / Re: In Need Of A Roommate,any One Interested by jonaifame22(m): 8:11pm On Jul 28
yuping:

I'm just curious don't you have siblings who can feel in for the chores and activities?
tales of an only child,that is what it is for me
Romance / Re: In Need Of A Roommate,any One Interested by jonaifame22(m): 7:42pm On Jul 28
Segfaultt:
jonaifame the uniben graduate looking for free fvck
lol,do u always read my thread back then

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Romance / In Need Of A Roommate,any One Interested by jonaifame22(m): 6:39pm On Jul 28
If you are in need of some where to stay,for a while you cld reach out to me,male or female,but most preferably a female, because of domestic chres like cooking and cleaning the room, I do logistics with my minibus pictures posted below,feeding will never be a problem, if you are a female I CLD assist you in learning a trade, but if you be boy,you go play ps3 tire, reach me on 09093788046, WhatsApp only

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Romance / Re: My Ordeal Wth Olivia Lastnight Till Dis Morning by jonaifame22(m): 6:37pm On Jul 26
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Romance / Re: How I Was Saved Frm A Veneral Disease On Friday by jonaifame22(m): 5:40pm On Jul 15
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Education / Re: Maxwell Eseosa-Aimuan, UNIBEN Lecturer Shot Dead By Gunmen (Photos) by jonaifame22(m): 2:53pm On Jun 18
humility33:


I dont know bro but his favourite daughter is a staunch believer. I pray he did prior his death
thanks for your response,his son who was into movie back then died on n 2009 or there about
Education / Re: Maxwell Eseosa-Aimuan, UNIBEN Lecturer Shot Dead By Gunmen (Photos) by jonaifame22(m): 2:51pm On Jun 18
RealAlubarika:


Do you know Joshua and this guy is surname is Omorodion he was the class rep of class 2010
orobosa was my class rep
Education / Re: Maxwell Eseosa-Aimuan, UNIBEN Lecturer Shot Dead By Gunmen (Photos) by jonaifame22(m): 11:33am On Jun 18
Cokahot:
Heya so ogbeide don poof. Dat man like cigarette there's another lecturer that got expelled in 201w or so for fraud. I don forget him name but he's short and barbs skin. Him with kemi that year chai.i enjoyed them for 200level.
obakhedo is his name

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Education / Re: Maxwell Eseosa-Aimuan, UNIBEN Lecturer Shot Dead By Gunmen (Photos) by jonaifame22(m): 11:31am On Jun 18
humility33:


Possible he made it through
My set had 4 first class and 39 2.1 I almosr made a first class too above 4 points many of my colleagues had above 4 points

The late HOD prof. Uyi-Ekpen Ogbeide told me our set was the best since the department existence
wow,so ogbeide is dead,pls did he by any chance change is atheist view
Education / Re: Maxwell Eseosa-Aimuan, UNIBEN Lecturer Shot Dead By Gunmen (Photos) by jonaifame22(m): 11:28am On Jun 18
RealAlubarika:


Was surprised seeing his pics, knew him during my undergraduate days in Uniben at faculty. The guy in question should be 35 not 33 cause he graduated in 2010 including myself

We rise by lifting others
u may know me also, pol sci
Career / Re: Considering The Situation Of Nigeria, How Are You Coping Without A Job? by jonaifame22(m): 7:13pm On Jun 17
darkgoddes:
16k Hmmmnn. Nigeria which way? Pls I'm not bragging o but I think my brothers are lucky to get 30k each monthly from me.

This poster I quoted, 5k is small but if it isn't too small for you, pls send me a pm with your acct details.

God bless you for your kind heart,pls do send it to him, it'll go a long way,I believe
Romance / Re: Married People: What Advice Do You Have For Singles? by jonaifame22(m): 4:21am On Jun 15
dacblogger:
Don marry...it's just too stressful.

Or if you choose to marry ,DNT expect anything from your partner...go in there with strong mind or you will die of heartbreak.
how far?
Romance / Re: Meet Curvy African Beautiful Women With Killer Wide Hips by jonaifame22(m): 9:28pm On May 25
Wey my Vaseline oooo

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Romance / Re: A Nairalander Feeds A Hungry Lady Wth His Cassava For The Second Time by jonaifame22(m): 4:44pm On May 05
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Romance / Re: She Said I Should Suck Only One But I Sucked The Two by jonaifame22(m): 9:54am On May 05
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Romance / Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by jonaifame22(m): 8:21am On Apr 03
Simpsons come and learn ooo

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Romance / Re: What Do You Miss The Most About Your Ex? by jonaifame22(m): 9:31am On Mar 24
She was my live in lover for two years, i tried enrolloing her where she learnt hair dressing, we had a few fights and quarrels, out of bad advice she opted out, now she is a runs gal, i never thoughtshe would opt for that kind of life style, itnpains me though, iwish i cld make her change,but pray for her often that God will touch her heart towards a better life style

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