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Romance / Re: My Ordeal Wth Olivia Lastnight Till Dis Morning by jonaifame22(m): 7:05pm On May 17, 2019
blissgregory:
i pity ur life...u beta go for an HIV test n herpes simplex virus test now dat is nt too late...going raw wit a runs babe.I pity ur life
she's clean, I'm very sure of that
Romance / Re: My Ordeal Wth Olivia Lastnight Till Dis Morning by jonaifame22(m): 5:24pm On May 17, 2019
Starboytwo:
Oga no vex, shah d salt and water dey work ni...


Abeg make I nor give my landlord pikin belle ooo, I'm still a pikin myself...
yea, it works
Romance / Re: My Ordeal Wth Olivia Lastnight Till Dis Morning by jonaifame22(m): 3:50pm On May 16, 2019
klenton:
im summary, your saying u fvcked an ashawo raw.
I fvcked Olivia not ashawo
Romance / Re: My Ordeal Wth Olivia Lastnight Till Dis Morning by jonaifame22(m): 8:17pm On May 15, 2019
klenton:
im summary, your saying u fvcked an ashawo raw.
I wore condom in the second round
Romance / My Ordeal Wth Olivia Lastnight Till Dis Morning by jonaifame22(m): 2:23pm On May 15, 2019
My night was a very fun filled and active night I enjoyed myself as my dick,hands and mouth was put to effective use,konji has done its worst in my life and the gal who claims to be my girlfriend has refused to be of any help to me sexually,so o have decided to put her away like an old toy


I met a gal yesterday by name olivia, she's light skinned wth an anita baker hair cut and she's beautiful and bootifull at the same time her friend came with her to my shop area to fvck one guy who normally demands for her service



We got acquainted and got talking and having fun as she made me understand that she has been in lagos for three days now cos she resides in benin,Olivia has a soft voice and a very beautiful dentiture the arrangement of her teeth is so beautifully put, that if her dentition were to be converted to musical notes and put on paper to be played by a musical band, believe me when i say it wld be a very soothing music to the ears, and whenever she smiled and talked I keep staring at her beautiful lips lost in thought with my imaginations of me shoving my dick her mouth and having her suck on my noble dick like a suckling child sucking his fingers, as these thoughts ran wild in my mouth like little ghetto children running and playing on the streets with worn out car tyres on their holiday. my dick became erect and alert like like a night guard keeping watch, so i asked Olivia to follow me out at nite cos my sixth sense of konji hinted me that she could be a runs gal



I spoilt olivia silly last night,first of all we went to iya seye's place and she gulped down 4 bottles of smirnoff ice and 2 orijin wth a plate of pepper soup,
so I made her understand that her beauty is killing me slowly like an infection from a poisonous arrow that has been fired at an enemy and I wouldn't mind taking her home for the night, she smiled and said that she thought I'll ask her to be my girlfriend and that she is not ready for that because she's a struggling gal who is using what she has to get what she wants, these words from her sounded good to my hearing and i was excited in my heart like a student who is bored wth school activities and has just heard the school closure bell by 2pm,i needed sex badly and i was willing to pay the price to any gal who would give it to me,so we agreed on a price. And she called her friend whom she came to stays wth that she wouldn't be coming home for the night.


After that she asked that I buy some weed for her and I asked if she has smoked skunk before and she said she doesn't know wat that is and I planned to introduce her to skunk


So since she's mine for the night I decided to start enjoyin her sweet body as e dey hot, so I told her to Come back and resume seating on my legs and as she graced my legs wth her soft yansh, I felt warm sensation run through my body and my dick was first to pick the signal as it erected itself again and rose like fuel price, I curled my hands slowly round about her waist like a big anaconda.

Somehow my head hit her soft breasts as we played and stood up dancing to the song that blared from the speakers, oh my gosh the feeling was so great that I vowed to suck her nippl.es when we get to my house buh I begged her to lemme just put my head on her breast for few seconds,she laffed and obliged and as I put my head on it, the kind of high current that surged through my brain is so great that the feeling I got is enough to cure any one of any incurable disease.

Then we left on a bike to uzo's place and we bought a cake size of skunk for five hundred and as we rode back the spirit of lust ministered many lustfull thoughts to my sinful mind and I vowed that I'll deal wth her personally.



So we got home,and there was light and she asked to charge her fone and I gladly gave her my USB charger, sharply I went to the bathroom and made water available,closed down all the curtains then went to join her on the bed, then I wrapped the skunk and before we smoked she pulled her barcelona jersey she wore jus remaining her brassiere

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Chai as I saw her breast,the spirit of lust gave me two hot slaps of konji as my mouth watered in anticipation to suck her young breasts,her breasts are so round,firm,and big like giant clay water pots, she sat down and smoked the SK i wrapped for her, and after she smoked she asked to take her bath and she stripped rai in front of me and went in2 the bathroom and as she turned and worked in2 the bathroom I saw her yansh as it shaked freely cos it had been set free from the pant that kept it hostage like an abducted person waiting for his relatives to pay his ransome so his abducters can set him free,and my joystick felt un-easy, all my body was shaking like I was running temperature,then I stripped and joined her in the bathroom,then I poured some few bowls of water on my body and i faced her and started scrubbing her body for her without being asked to do so,and then I turned her facing me and I started to suck her young and soft breast although it tasted soapy buh I didn't mind cos I was too impatient for her to rinse her body clean and sharply I poured water on her and cleansed her well



Some how I gathered strenght like samson in the bible and i raised her off the ground wthout waiting for her to wipe her body dry I slammed her on my bed like tripple H in WWF and then I part her hot legs like moses did the red sea, I saw her beautiful pvssy wth hair all around her pvssy area like the bbnaija 2019 aspirants gathering round the audition center to be auditioned by ebuka and his crew and the sight of her pvssy lips was so beautiful that my spirit soul and body cried wth excitement.


Then i smelled her yansh and butthole and i loved the musky smell,I kissed her pussy first and sniffed it though it smelt of my imperial leather soap then I used my tongue on her and sucked her pvssy gently and she held my head wth both hands like a player abt to throw in the ball frm the line in a football match and she arched her back and twisted severally on the bed like some one abt to transform to a snake, buh I vowed that even if she turns to a snake I'll still fvck her like that, as I sucked her more her breathing became deeper and deeper and then I lick her upwards to her belly button for a while then I went up wards and sucked her breasts and after wards move upwards and lick her neck and then we french kissed as she rubbed my dick gently.
Then I spread her legs like an accounting balance sheet with account statements to be sorted and i held my already gingering dick which was aready drooling seme.n like an imbeci.le drooling saliva then I inserted my dick in2 her and she pressed my waist wth her hands and tried to close her laps a little as I had a little difficulty entering her buh I suceeded and as I pounced on her heavily. She was saying somethings I cldn't understand,
Her pvssy is so sweet like it had up to fifteen cubes of st louis sugar in it, and after a while,I cld feel my akamu warming up and preparing to spill and before I cld say jack I spilled my hot akamu inside her and then I went in2 kitchen to get her salt and water as she requested for and we fvcked 3 more rounds till down and I gave her 4k and call uber to come pick her and she promised to return for a rematch




my girlfriend who has refused to give me Toto saw me this afternoon and was calling me and I snubbed her,cos Olivia has promised to turn up whenever I need her

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Romance / Re: We Smooched I Was So Hopeful Buj She Didnt Let Me Do by jonaifame22(m): 9:16pm On May 13, 2019
chuks34:
She might be saving u from a terrible disease .... just saying
maybe
Romance / Re: We Smooched I Was So Hopeful Buj She Didnt Let Me Do by jonaifame22(m): 10:14pm On May 12, 2019
stinflame:

Keep asking!!!!
undecided
Romance / Re: We Smooched I Was So Hopeful Buj She Didnt Let Me Do by jonaifame22(m): 8:39pm On May 12, 2019
stinflame:
Person the save u from watin u go cry later.
like what?
Romance / Re: We Smooched I Was So Hopeful Buj She Didnt Let Me Do by jonaifame22(m): 5:29pm On May 12, 2019
KevMitnick:
Accept my sinparty... grin
i need sex and not sympathy
Romance / Re: We Smooched I Was So Hopeful Buj She Didnt Let Me Do by jonaifame22(m): 11:05am On May 12, 2019
xxxtedyxxx:
grin
Lol guy u be comedian.
You have a solid understanding of Simile.
Waiting for part 2.
thanks
Romance / We Smooched I Was So Hopeful Buj She Didnt Let Me Do by jonaifame22(m): 5:28pm On May 11, 2019
as I type this thread, I'm doing so with a very heavy heart,what have I not done jus for her to give me her Toto to fvck, several recharge cards have been bought, several plates of indomie and egg have been bought,several lies have been told repeatedly jus to earn one fvck buh dis gal keeps evading me with her Toto like a university admission evading a secondary school graduand who has not performed well in the post utme of his university of choice
I won't lie. we do smooch and kiss often but what shall it profit a man to smooch and kiss repeatedly till his dick is drooling with sperm but yet his preek will not be allowed to enter the Toto jus like a wet dog not been allowed to enter the room to be with his master.
I and dis gal were together three days ago, it was awesome time together,we smooched and smooched and smooched and kissed repeatedly,my dick experienced a sperm bath as it was soaked from up to down, like a person who had been running home under a heavy downpour,as we smooched,the hardness of my penile erection rubbed against her body and she deep her hands into my boxers like a pupil deeping his hands into his bag to bring out his Biro, she shoved out my dick and it was so strong and Long with a powerful erection that made it stretch out like the heavens and as the length of my long and meaty preek happened upon her naked eyes,her lips part open as she was bewildered with excitement and she exclaimed,gawwwwwwwd Israel ur preek is so strong and fat and long,ahhhhhhhh ure making me more h'orny already ,u want to tempt me to do what I don't want to do, cos I've Neva seen such a long preek in my life, as she said this her eyes stared hungrily at my preek like a young child staring at a plate of food with a big meat on it ,while her palms moved to and fro the length of my noble preek like a young lad going to and fro a street looking for where to charge his phone,and she said Israel I Neva guessed ull have dis kind of long and fat preek, as this words rang in my ears. I felt proud of my dick as i looked at it in it's erect state admiringly like a parent in a large hall looking at his child proudly because he was called as the best student in a school's graduation ceremony.
well although we did not fvck that day, but she promised to come around today,which she did,she came in at about 2pm and as she came I entertained her,as we joked and laughed suddenly there was dis silence between us,then I held her hands as i kissed it softly up to her neck,I mopped my tongue around her neck area as she moved and whined slowly like a serpent, my hands moved all through the length and breadth of her sweet body like a graduate going up and down the road of Lagos with his credentials looking for a job, finally my hand made a stop at her chest,and my hands crept slowly in to her bra,like a young child going slowly in to his mother's kitchen to steal some meat while shes asleep, I pressed her breast slowly and softly they were so big and my palm was filled as I cupped her breast in my palm,believe me when I say the size of her big breasts are a testimony of mother nature's goodness to her during her puberty,unlike some gals wielding about so small a breast that as a father one might be worried if his suckling child will be assured of up to one cup of breast milk per day so as not to die of starvation .
then I made a bold move to set her breasts free from the bondage of her blouse and brassiere put together as I began to imagine the daily torment those lovely pair of breasts have to go through being kept in the dark chambers of her brassiere without fresh air and without seeing the light of day jus like Paul and Silas in the bible who were locked in a prison cell for doing the lords work,well I pulled her bra,and like Jacob in the bible battled with the angel of the Lord till dawn before his name was changed to Israel, I battled ceaselessly with the hook of her bra,until it opened up,and behold her breast spilled over chest as her brassiere gave way after I conquered its hook, I looked at those breasts greedily as i implanted my small but Succulently lips on her breasts as I sucked them hungrily like an Islamic faithful wld suck on an Orange fruit to break his Ramadan fast for the day at 7pm ,she moaned and whined slowly as I made a move to pull her trouser,she jerked and changed her mind and grabbed her blouse saying she's going home , chai my preek that was long and standing like the statue of liberty became limp and fell like a female fan of Michael Jackson who has jus fainted watching his thrilling and electrifying performance at a live concert, now she has gotten home and she's calling me I'm disappointed in her,I don't feel like talkn to her,.

pls what method can I use to fvck dis gal,obontami mcbrooklyn,smellinganus mhizkel,lepasharon, dacblogger, pls advice me cos I'm drowning in the ocean of konji right now

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Romance / Re: Very Sad News, my dog is dead by jonaifame22(m): 5:25pm On May 08, 2019
RIP,bushyanuss efulefu1 pls do u have any of his pictures so that I can at least know wat he looks like

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Romance / Re: Happy New Month Of May: Say A Wish To Someone by jonaifame22(m): 8:48pm On May 07, 2019
Mhizkel:

Amen.
I wish you same. Sorry it came late.
no problem have u read my latest thread of last week?
Culture / Re: Olowo Of Owo, Folagbade Olateru-olagbegi Has Died by jonaifame22(m): 8:47pm On May 07, 2019
ikorodureporta:
Na Gbemi papa?
shey gbemi wey be lecturer for uniben?
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Emediong Udnak Uko's Artwork About Lagbaja Exhibited In Cyprus Museum by jonaifame22(m): 8:26pm On May 07, 2019
I love lagbaja

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Romance / Re: She Promised To Give Me A Birthday Fvck But She Didn't Show Up by jonaifame22(m): 11:39am On May 05, 2019
Olanrefront3355:
Wayray grin Been a while brother... Missed your posts a lot... Venture into poetry, u no listen...
lol thanks I missed all my readers too,I stopped writing my stories cos I was trying to get used to typing on android phones which I'm gradually gettn accustomed to,well as for being a poet. lepasharon also thinks I'm a poet,buh I'm not a poet Im jus another ordinary guy jus writing my experiences the way i have understanding of doing. once again thank you

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Romance / Re: Jesus Smiles When You Mention His Name During Sex – Counselor Lutterodt by jonaifame22(m): 7:11am On May 05, 2019
I don't doubt
Romance / Re: She Promised To Give Me A Birthday Fvck But She Didn't Show Up by jonaifame22(m): 3:37pm On May 04, 2019
GrossPrice:

Your one of the few guys I respect on nairaland.
Very articulate.
thank you and God bless you
Romance / Re: She Promised To Give Me A Birthday Fvck But She Didn't Show Up by jonaifame22(m): 9:39am On May 04, 2019
OyiboOyibo:
stop using the name of the Lord in vain..... May God have mercy on you
pastor
Romance / Re: She Promised To Give Me A Birthday Fvck But She Didn't Show Up by jonaifame22(m): 6:50pm On May 03, 2019
anthonyuncle:

I dey tell u bro
lol
Romance / Re: Happy New Month Of May: Say A Wish To Someone by jonaifame22(m): 9:05am On May 02, 2019
happy new month, lepsharon,dacblogger,mhizkel,smellinganus,macbrooklyn,obontami,1sharon, may ur days be long and filled with laughter

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Romance / Re: Slayqueen Mistakenly Showed Her Bushy Pu*sy (video): Thr£atens To K!ll Herself by jonaifame22(m): 8:54pm On Apr 29, 2019
Bossjakande:
u still dey mumu urself for sinaje
no,I Neva did
Romance / Re: Slayqueen Mistakenly Showed Her Bushy Pu*sy (video): Thr£atens To K!ll Herself by jonaifame22(m): 12:53pm On Apr 29, 2019
my dick, pls respect urself this gal is not nearby forget the nearness of the fone to my face and stop erecting urself cos this lady is faraway

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Romance / Re: Ladies Can You Rock This Necklace? Guys Get In Here. by jonaifame22(m): 2:27pm On Apr 27, 2019
wow, what a lovely sight

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Romance / Re: See Why A South African Girl Said Dating Her Is Not Easy by jonaifame22(m): 9:27pm On Apr 25, 2019
chai,dis gal is a rare treasure
Romance / Re: Pussy Suck by jonaifame22(m): 5:55pm On Apr 25, 2019
yea,jus DAT when u get too comfortable and familiar with the gal, u won't wanna do it often
Romance / Re: I Gave A Piece Of My Mind Today. by jonaifame22(m): 1:46pm On Apr 25, 2019
Wiziman:
How far with the babe? is she pregnant now?
no
Romance / Re: She Promised To Give Me A Birthday Fvck But She Didn't Show Up by jonaifame22(m): 8:17am On Apr 25, 2019
lilianofentse:
Effing perv angry
I'm not a pervert stop it pls, but meanwhile I love ur laps

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