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Christianity Etc › Re: Anna Beam Miraculously Rises From The Dead And Is Healed Of Uncurable Illness. by jonbellion(m): 8:11am On Oct 18, 2016
EyeHateGod:
So na film u watch Hehehe
lol i tire oo the claim would likely be exaggerated.On the other hand, proper old-school Biblical miracles like the parting of the Red Sea would defy any plausible naturalistic explanation; a sudden earthquake that caused a temporary land bridge, a brief wind strong enough to part the sea and so on. Now that is a proper miracle. Unfortunately, there really isn't reliable evidence that documents it ever having happened, so never mind
Christianity Etc › Re: For Atheist: Come And Tell Us How Man Came Into Existence by jonbellion(m): 7:54am On Oct 18, 2016
[quote author=flamingREED post=50295284]My man,
You know little about Yaweh or the true God.

But He's my God
Whose grace keeps me from masturbating,
Lying, watching NairaLand soft porn,
Stealing, and so on.

Were it not that I think Seun uses anti-christian threads to amass traffics,
I might have been inclined to argue more.

Let your genetic engineering purify your natures from all vile behavior and disposition,
Till then,
God is true and the leading trail blazer of human translations.
ooh so basically you think atheists or agnostics don't believe in God just cuz they want to sin lemme show you how you sound.

A plane runs out of fuel. The pilot tells the crew and they tell him "ooh don't worry just don't believe in empty fuel tanks. That way you can fly all you waaant and not crash at all"
Impeccable logic
*facepalm*
Oor don't worry lets not use protection during sex all we need to do is stop believing in STD'S
Sh*t
I don't when understand how christians are okay with an innocent man being punished fir their own wrongdoings. I believe you won't let your child be tortured and killed for the evil of ISIS and they won't be judged at all. I also believe if I went back in time with you to save jesus( since you love him so much) you won't
Why?
Cuz you don't want to be responsible for your actions
A perfect God won't create such a morally flawed system. When we don't do that kind of bullcrap justice in our court of law then you know there's a serious problem somewhere
Christianity Etc › Re: Visions Of Tsunami, Super Storm & Hurricane In Nigeria. Pls Repent & Intercede. by jonbellion(m): 6:48am On Oct 18, 2016
Lennycool:
So God left all the starving children in Africa and the world, he left all the people suffering from disease, and dying daily. But he wants to use his power to cause destruction? What does this say about your God, that he'd rather see people die than help the ones suffering already. By the way satellites would detect a hurricane before it even reached the shores of nigeria, not to mention that their are hardly any tornadoes or tsunami in nigeria and africa because of low tectonic activity and high heat. Thanks to being at the equator and receiving more sunlight than any other continent. So I beg you either tell you Yahweh to stop being a malevolent douche bag or stuff your prophecies and visions where the sun doesn't shine(you all know where that is).
abeg tell this guy oo this is the biggest load of bull I've read this week
Christianity Etc › Re: For Atheist: Come And Tell Us How Man Came Into Existence by jonbellion(m): 6:00am On Oct 18, 2016
flamingREED:
But He set me free from sin,

What your science can never do.

God is in a glorious class.
lol that's cool but I personally think that if God reveals himself to humans it wont be so contradictory. I mean you guys can't even agree on one denomination in Christianity alone not to now talk of other religions. The truth doesn't behave this way. In America the God is Yahweh in India the God is Vishnu. In america 2+2 is 4 and in India 2+2 is 4. Lol you're calling it my science like I worship science. No I don't lol.
Christianity Etc › Re: For Atheist: Come And Tell Us How Man Came Into Existence by jonbellion(m): 5:55am On Oct 18, 2016
SirShifty:
Homo-sapiens or modern day human species are the outcome of nearly 4 billion years of Darwinian selection. Modern day humans came about over 100,000 years ago in Africa, go back about 8 million years and we have a common ancestor with chimpanzees. Humans are not created, the debate is over and has been in any reputable scientific circle .We are evolved species and will probably go extinct eventually just like 99.9% of all species that have existed. We have no reason whatsoever to invoke God to explain our origins
thank you even DNA sequencing has found out that the human population was never below 10 000 mithochloridial DNA contradicts the whole created all at once thing. Creationists sef I'm surprised after all thier creationist ranting over 150 years none of them have won a Nobel prize for disproving evolution. Creationist scientists don't even do peer reviews AND most of them making noise aren't even specialised in biology it's other science fields that aren't biology. How they'll expect to know it more than the people that spent years studying zoology, palaeontology, botany, evolutionary biology or molecular biology. Even palaeontologists that don't study evolution they prove beyond reasonable doubt that we live in a very old earth. But most creationists don't know how radiometric dating works and sadly they don't want to learn
Christianity Etc › Re: For Atheist: Come And Tell Us How Man Came Into Existence by jonbellion(m): 5:43am On Oct 18, 2016
flamingREED:
What has your science explained?
grin

Or have you seen an RNA polymerase before?
Science is more and more confounded by its attempt to reach the height of knowledge and depth of knowledge.

At Most, knowledge will continue to be bottomless to scientists because God is the origin of knowledge
lol really then the a abrahamic God is far from the answer. Did that one even know what a microorganism was. He created the earth in like 2 days but he created the stars in 1 day undecided cuz after all stars are just little dots in the sky not massive balls of energy. The universe can never be 6000 years old cuz we see light in space like one 2.5 million light years away. It just ain't possible aged btw science has explained a lot of stuff at least we know the sun gets its light fr nuclear fission. Don't get me wrong dude I never said science has explained everything but science is more like "I don't know this lets find out" religion is like "I don't know this therefore God" you should read Gods instructions for purifying someone of leprosy and also how Jacob made his animals get stripes. Ir how God stopped the sun cuz after all the sun rotates around the earth *facepalm* I don't know if there's a god or not but I do know the abrahamic God is no scientist
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are Atheists Never Complaining Of Being Haunted By Witches, Only Xtians? by jonbellion(m): 6:04pm On Oct 17, 2016
Lennycool:
Ahhh that is where you are wrong, biological things can come from non biological things.
Read about the Miller- Eurey experiment
Here is an excerpt from the Wikipedia article

The experiment used water(H2O), methane(CH4), ammonia(NH3), and hydrogen(H2). The chemicals were all sealed inside a sterile 5-liter glass flask connected to a 500 ml flask half-full of liquid water. The liquid water in the smaller flask was heated to induceevaporation, and the water vapour was allowed to enter the larger flask. Continuous electrical sparks were fired between the electrodes to simulatelightningin the water vapour and gaseous mixture, and then the simulated atmosphere was cooled again so that the water condensed and trickled into a U-shaped trap at the bottom of the apparatus.After a day, the solution collected at the trap had turned pink in colour.[9]At the end of one week ofcontinuous operation, the boiling flask was removed, and mercuric chloride was added to prevent microbial contamination. The reaction was stopped by adding barium hydroxide and sulfuric acid, and evaporated to remove impurities. Using paper chromatography, Miller identified five amino acids present in the solution:glycine,α-alanineandβ-alaninewere positively identified, while aspartic acidandα-aminobutyric acid(AABA) were less certain, due to the spots being faint.[4
they don't seem to realise that through DNA sequencing we've discovered that the human population has never gone below 10 000. They think evolution says a new species start from just two individuals. Well it doesn't. The creation story would simply devastate our genetic diversity
Simply put
Inbreeding = dum dum
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are Atheists Never Complaining Of Being Haunted By Witches, Only Xtians? by jonbellion(m): 5:12pm On Oct 17, 2016
I'm not really ignorant enough to completely dismiss the idea of a higher power but I don't think that the creator of the universe would give a flying Bleep about what we do, what we eat even who we Bleep. The universe is so vast and jesus is basically keeping his attention on a small rolling ball of dirt and saying things like "don't mastutbate" really undecided. Besides God is 100% sure he wasn't created if he was real so that actually makes him more atheistic than Richard Dawkins the most outspoken athiest on the planet
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are Atheists Never Complaining Of Being Haunted By Witches, Only Xtians? by jonbellion(m): 4:27pm On Oct 17, 2016
Muafrika2:
The witches are atheists.
Nawa oo that's rather mean
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are Atheists Never Complaining Of Being Haunted By Witches, Only Xtians? by jonbellion(m): 4:24pm On Oct 17, 2016
felixomor:
Sorry, The DNa (the ultimate code) remains one helL of a proof.

Pheew wink
hmmm there's a loophole in that actually Mitochondrial DNA is used to study human evolution because it changes more slowly than cellular DNA. It has been used to trace the origin of female humans back to prehistoric Africa. Mitochondrial DNA is also used to trace the migration of humans after they left Africa. If Jesus had existed, his DNA would have been 98.8% similar to that of a chimpanzee. Or you. You're 98.8% Jesus. Isn't that cool cool. Iono why Mitochondrial DNA contradicts the whole created all at once sh*t
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are Atheists Never Complaining Of Being Haunted By Witches, Only Xtians? by jonbellion(m): 3:48pm On Oct 17, 2016
Ooh and btw If a deity tests human faith by not causing miracles, then the logical converse of that argument is that any miracles, especially those recorded in the holy book(s) of said religion, are evidence against non-miraculous deities. The holding of both of these beliefs is thus a contradiction.

You could try coming up with actually explaining why said deities caused miracles then but doesn't now. We'll have our popcorn ready. wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are Atheists Never Complaining Of Being Haunted By Witches, Only Xtians? by jonbellion(m): 3:42pm On Oct 17, 2016
felixomor:
Sorry still, this is no scientific proof "Gods dont exist"
Try harder.
I never said I was going to use scientific proof I just simply said that if you guys feel he does then his massage is very contradictory even in Christianity itself. I didn't say I was going to use "science" I believe I've told you that I'm agnostic before. You would have refuted what I said rather than telling me to "try harder". However if you want scientific evidence then there is no scientific evidence of the existence of a deity there is simply none. Period. [color=][/color] smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are Atheists Never Complaining Of Being Haunted By Witches, Only Xtians? by jonbellion(m): 3:07pm On Oct 17, 2016
felixomor:
So is this what u call evidence that "Gods dont exist"?

Abeg, please dont continue.
B4 u kill somborri
grin
actually isn't good enough evidence that God does not exist. The variety of ways God "speaks to people" will tell you something is seriously wrong somewhere. The protestant christian would say accept jesus, the muslins say he is just a prophet not God. The Catholics say you don't need faith alone works are also required. The methodist says our works don't matter we just need faith. The universalists believe that everyone goes to heaven. The Baptists don't believe that someone like Joseph Stalin or hitler would go to heaven even if they repent. The Mormon christians believe they will have their own planet they even believe jesus cursed black people. The Hindus believe in vishnu. Thy Jews believe that they are Gods chosen people. Now if God is speaking to all these people he appears to be telling them different and contradictory things. This glaring discrepancy shows the fact that belief in God seems to be predominant in the culture that you were raised and the predominant version of God you were taught to believe in. Religion obeys borders truth does not. In America God is Yahweh. In India God is Vishnu. However in America 2+2 is 4 and in India 2+2 is 4. If Gods message to us is so important I believe that he would give it to us in such an obvious and glaring way so that we would all be in agreement as evident as a simple math problem rather than spread his message through falliable corruptible human beings. A perfect being would have gotten it right from the very beginning. Btw I don't believe that all the animals got on a wooden boat built by 8 unskilled people
Christianity Etc › Re: Albert Einstein Humiliated An Atheist Professor by jonbellion(m): 12:34pm On Oct 17, 2016
Einstein didn't even do that it's an urban myth.
Christianity Etc › Re: Albert Einstein Humiliated An Atheist Professor by jonbellion(m): 12:33pm On Oct 17, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
The video of Einstein humiliating the professor??
they converted this crap into a movie "Gods not dead" where they made the athiest professor as the stereotypical athiest "aaaah I hate Gid so much!!!! I just want to shoot every christian with a fucking minigun!!"
Christianity Etc › Re: Murder: What Makes It Wrong? by jonbellion(op): 12:25pm On Oct 17, 2016
felixomor:
Please, if a policeman kills a notorious serial killer during an operation, can the policeman be called a murderer?

Just asking!
it wasn't unlawful so it isn't. Police don't really have the licence to take life but a lot of them still do in the case of the serial killer it wasn't unjust it might even be counted as manslaughter. On the other hand if you lived in nazi Germany during world war 2 and you lied about keeping a jew for their safety would you say what you did was wrong?
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are Atheists Never Complaining Of Being Haunted By Witches, Only Xtians? by jonbellion(m): 11:54am On Oct 17, 2016
felixomor:
Eiya, evangelist atheist.
Whats obvious is God created us and sent Jesus to save us.
If u dont believe it, u dont have to become apostle of non belief.
because u seem pained about what u call imaginary. cheesy
obviously I do cuz it affects my life not cuz I believe in it. If christians stay their lane and stop forcing their religion through everyone's throats and stop letting it decide our government laws and stop accusing atheist and agnostics of being heartless souless bleeps I promise you I wont have a problem. I've seen a christian tell his fellow christian he'll go to "hell" cuz he was in a different denomination. I'm not athiest I'm agnostic they are two different world views atheism is belief agnosticism is knowledge. I am however atheistic towards the judeo- christian god/man ....ooh sh*t *facepalm*
Christianity Etc › Murder: What Makes It Wrong? by jonbellion(op): 11:45am On Oct 17, 2016
Now one common thing I've noticed when believers argue with atheists or agnostics is that they feel that they think morality is subjective. They can be like " if you don't believe in God then why aren't you out murderung people cuz in your worldview murder isn't wrong and morality is subjective" then the unbeliever cries and runs home to momma cuz his sucker ass just got owned embarassed . But now would the believer say murder is wrong because it's wrong OR murder is wrong because God says it's wrong. According to Eutrypho dilemma if murder is wrong whether or not God says so them morality doesn't require God. But if murder is wrong because God says so then morality is arbitrary. Now if you feel that murder is wrong because it's against Gods nature and since God decides his nature then morality is still arbitrary. If God then doesn't decide his nature then that means his that his nature was not controlled by him meaning God is not a requisite of morality. If you want to be honest you'd know that God has murdered a lot of people in the bible. Christians counter this by resorting to special pleading a logical fallacy btw an example of what a christian would say is that "God created them so he has the right to do whatever he wants. Basically he gives life and takes life". Ummmmmmm okay that's great so basically everything happens according to Gods plan for your life which is Good it's not hypocritical for a parent to drink a beer and then not allow a child to. This is true. This is the case of the Abrahamic God cuz basically "his ways are not our ways" but then murder isn't actually wrong because as long as the abrahamic God exists then not only is murder not wrong but it's totally justifiable and morally inconsequential since God has a greater plan for our lives and we are supposed to let his will be done cuz it is ultimately good. However an unbeliever like myself doesn't believe in an afterlife means i feel that this life is all we have. If I murder someone all their hopes, dreams and whatever they want to accomplish would be wasted. If I murder someone my only chance of life would be wasted by being in prison. All their memories would be wasted. This is the ultimate violation and sheer empathy alone would make this a highly untenable proposition.

Christianity Etc › Re: Albert Einstein Humiliated An Atheist Professor by jonbellion(m): 10:52am On Oct 17, 2016
felixomor:
E dey pain u shaa! grin
lol naaaah wink
Jokes Etc › If Nigerian Artists Were Students by jonbellion(op): 10:50am On Oct 17, 2016
Umm okay so someone sent me this hilarious message on whatsapp. It was quite funny sha hope you guys will enjoy it too....well unless you've seen it before. I just saw it today and I don't think I'll be the only one [color=][/color]
IF NIGERIAN ARTISTS WERE STUDENTS
TERRY G – One hell of a noise maker and
beatboxer in the class.
.
KOREDE BELLO – One very childish but
handsome
kid that senior girls take as school son.
.
REEKADO BANKS – Joined the school and took
the
first position by surprise within some months.
.
OLAMIDE – Causes commotion in every end of
the
year party for not given the first position.
.
MAYORKUN – Took a test his first day in school
and had the highest score, now all eyes on him.
.
P-SQUARE – The twin brothers that are always
causing trouble in the class.
.
B-RED – Has all the textbooks in d world, has d
opportunity to see question papers before exams,
most comfortable boy in class, but still ends up
carrying last after term exams.
.
DAVIDO – Likes to brag about his father, flaunts
wealth & brings a bottle of whisky in the class
room everyday
.
PHENOM – Very obedient student but came to
school once & never showed up again.
.
YCEE – One of those thugs that sit in the back
inside class discussing which girl to toast next.
.
WIZKID – So obsessed to girls in the class,
almost
all girls are crushing on him.
.
VECTOR – Nobody understands him as he shows
up in school once in a month.
.
SKALES – Always wearing fancy clothes and
gold
accessories to school but wouldn’t be able to
afford snacks during break.
.
MI – The genius that’s always excelling in
english
subjects, he motivates people to pass.
.
DON JAZZY – Oldest in the class, loves food a
lot,
always shouting he is a boss and a hell of a
bully.
.
ICE PRINCE – Performs averagely in class, but
bags awards for the school.
.
KCEE – Likes to draw nonsense on the
chalkboard.
.
TIWA SAVAGE – Bad LovePeddler and twerks in
front of the class even though she has a
boyfriend
in the other class.
.
TEKNO – One cheese boy that girls fall for.
Always
busy with his dancing crew and never comes for
classes.
.
PATORANKING – One hell of a stoner and
caught
almost everyday smoking weed inside school
farm.
.
YEMI ALADE – Yellow bone queen that is always
looking for boys.
.
SIMI – One freaky dirty girl with the torn clothes,
but has a sharp mouth.
.
REMINISCE – One of the most wanted gangstars
in the class. Always talking about broken bottles
but never broke one.
.
VIKTOH – Just one chronic failer, so dumb gets
zero in every exam.
.
BANKY W – Teaches other students, but hardly
passes examinations.
.
SHAYDEE – Nobody notices him in class even
though he moves with the biggest and most
brilliant boys.
.
KISS DANIEL – That very cool, calm and very
brilliant guy in the class.
.
FLAVOUR – The loner, goes alone to d sports
field
everyday with guitar to sing loudly to himself.
.
CHINKO – Just one disturbed noisemaker but
always passing exams without reading.
.
IYANYA – Likes to take his shirt off and shows
his
chest to impress girls.
.
EVA – D babe dat always hv a knife in her
schoolbag, no girl messes with her.
.
TIMAYA – Always got hiccups and lazy to speak.
.
LIL KESH – He is brilliant, hardworking but very
vulgar and hell of a late comer.
.
D’BANJ – Doesn’t listen to the teacher, feels he
knows it all & never bring books to class.
.
9ICE – One hardcore Yoruba boy, a big dreamer
and likes to fantasize, wants to join school
politics
and becomes senior prefect boy is school 1.
.
DIJA – one spoilt brat, small girl & always rude
to
her seniors, very disrespectful.
.
ADEKUNLE GOLD – The shy and quiet guy, has a
crush on a girl but can’t speak to her.
.
PHYNO – Noise maker and impossible to be
heard
when talking
.
YUNG6IX – Likes to hide other students study
books, very unserious and unstable, but has
better grades than the serious ones.
.
2FACE : The teacher that impregnated most of
all
d students……
Christianity Etc › A Prophecy That Will Actually Come True by jonbellion(op): 10:31am On Oct 17, 2016
Our sun is a dwarf star. Yellow dwarf stars are mainly small sequence stars and our sun is a yellow dwarf star so it is very unlikely that it will explode. However it is in it's middle ages. It fuses hydrogen to helium to generate light. However in the next 7 billion years all the hydrogen would be converted to helium. It will then balloon into a red giant and engulf Venus, mercury and earth before it collapses into a white dwarf and fades away. This will will actually happen. Have a nice day smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are Atheists Never Complaining Of Being Haunted By Witches, Only Xtians? by jonbellion(m): 10:22am On Oct 17, 2016
felixomor:
Atheists are afraid of going to hell fire, so they start to wish an afterlife doesnt exist and try to build their life upon that lie.
As a result, they come to nairaland everyday to fight with their conscience....
cool
lol hell fire 8 bullshit I don't address religion because of God; I address it because of the people who believe in God. I don't want them to believe in a fantasy. I want them to believe what is true. If most of the world believed in Harry Potter and based life decisions — that affect everyone — on that belief, then I'd spend my time addressing Harry Potter. Get this straight: I don't know if a god exists, but I do KNOW the Abrahamic God doesn't exist, for He is an illogical concept, rife with contradiction — a square circle of loving wrath, known to have gone through an evolution as He was compiled by the ancients throughout history. This is very obvious
Christianity Etc › Re: Albert Einstein Humiliated An Atheist Professor by jonbellion(m): 10:17am On Oct 17, 2016
Umm okay I looked at this post aaaand there are a lot of fallacious reasoning cuz if you want to reason like that we might as well say poverty doesn't exist cuz it's the lack of wealth oor scurvy doesn't exist since it's the lack of vitamin C or sorrow doesn't exist since it's the lack of wealth. While stories about a student like Einstein humiliating an atheist professor might make for very entertaining Chick Tracts they probably don't convert anyone. Rather they function mostly as a way of reinforcing things that Christians already believe to be true, and make them feel smart about doing so.
Btw Einstein didn't believe in the abrahamic God. He believed in the pantheistic God of Baruch Spinoza, but not in a personal god, a he criticised such beliefs.iono if there's a god or not but I'm 101% sure the abrahamic God doesn't exist He is an illogical concept, rife with contradiction — a square circle of loving wrath, known to have gone through an evolution as He was compiled by the ancients throughout history
Christianity Etc › Re: My 2 Year Old Daughter Got Raped While My Dad Was Home. -HARDMIRROR by jonbellion(m): 4:01pm On Oct 16, 2016
hopefulLandlord:
certain people aren't getting the analogy
honestly
Creationists: The logic they are supposed to have they waste it by dividing it by zero. It's the hard truth
Christianity Etc › Re: Notable Atheists And Their Achievements(undiluted) by jonbellion(m): 9:12pm On Oct 15, 2016
raphieMontella:
Nobel laureates with multiple Nobel
awards


It is astonishing to note that the four people who have won The nobel prize more than once...have all been ATHEISTS



MARIE CURIE(1867-1934)
''Mother Of Radioactivity''
She is the only person to win a Nobel Prize in two different sciences;Physics(1903) and Chemistry(1911)
discovered radium and polonium.

.Linus Carl Pauling (1901-1994)
''Father of Quantum chemistry''
and a pioneer of ''molecular biology''
The only person to win two unshared Nobel Prizes..

.John Bardeen(1908-1991)
won the nobel prize in physics in 1956 and 1972.
inventor of the transistor.

.Frederick Sanger(1918-2013)
Nobel Prize in Chemistry (1958),(1980)
known for his work on proteins;
esp the Amino acid sequence of insulin
(an ironical atheist)


this is just a few of the many atheists who have walked this earth and done wonderful things to earth...i didnt even mention people like karl max,nietzche and other important scientists,,sports men,,etc...
The fact is that atheists and atheism has been instrumental to the development to the world,
undestanding nature and the universe..despite their small numbers unlike some group of persons who prefer the term ''GOD DID IT'' and who say this life is not worth it..
yeah nice write up atheists have also contributed a lot to modern science I think why a lot if scientists we religious back in the day was due to the fact that they reached their limits in their observations and calculations so they just left the ones they didn't understand to God. Now 21st century scientists know better. As astrophysicist Neil drgreasse Tyson said "If you want to use God for things you don't understand then God would remain a receeding pocket if scientific ignorance. Work hard people that's just the key
Politics › Re: The World Reacts To Buhari's Comment by jonbellion(m): 8:55pm On Oct 15, 2016
But wait oo this was a dumb thing to say. Hmmm nawa oo
Science/Technology › Re: Mark Zuckerberg, Yuri Milner And Stephen Hawking To Begin Search For Alien Life. by jonbellion(m): 7:35pm On Oct 15, 2016
MrCEO69:
hehehe i laugh at u because u also belief in these men! They are ur God's.

Am very much a scientific guy, but bro tell ur sef the truth, if all these alien did exist, why vnt we seen any. Some group of pple came up with the big bang theory as if they where there when it happened and u sheepishly agreed just as i did(in believing in Jesus). Ride ur boat bro i will ride mine. Pls when dey discover the lowest level of life in that planet pls let me know, den i will blive in ur atheist god's. Scared of possibilities my foot.
there is actually a high chance on life on other planets even the mathematical concept drakes equation supports it. The universe is too vast to think we are alone. It is just too vast the Hubble telescope can see the most remote galaxies about 5 billion light-years away from that it's quite obvious to see that the universe is not young cuz if it is were aren't supposed to see light that old iono if you get my drift
Christianity Etc › Re: The Signs Of End Times. When Is The World Going To End? by jonbellion(m): 6:32pm On Oct 15, 2016
What would christian apologetics translate " this generation to again undecided just live right you honestly don't need religion to be a good person if you do then you lack empathy not morality
Christianity Etc › Re: The Signs Of End Times. When Is The World Going To End? by jonbellion(m): 6:29pm On Oct 15, 2016
felixomor:
U r the one who has no knowledge of what the bible says.
Clearly.
Where did Jesus tell high priest he would see him return in the cloud?
And how does "this generation" in the midst of a prophecy translate to "19th century" u stated earlier?

Just humble urslef and ask people to explain the bible to u and stop wrestling what u dont understand.
wow dide you actually don't know. He said it to the high priest during his trial. But Jesus kept silent and the high priest said to Him, “I adjure you by the living God, that you tell us whether you are the Christ, the Son of God.” Jesus said to him, “You have said it yourself; nevertheless I tell you, hereafter you will see the Son of Man sitting at the right hand of power, and coming on the clouds of heaven.“” (Matthew 26: 63, 64 see?? I didn't say the 19th century I said jesus thought the end was in his time. And I've read the bible. It's what made me start having doubts Then they will see the Son of Man coming in a cloud with power and great glory. But when these things begin to take place, straighten up and lift up your heads, because your redemption is drawing near. Then He told them a parable: Behold the fig tree and all the trees; as soon as they put forth leaves, you see it and know for yourselves that summer is now near. So you also, when you see these things happening, recognize that the kingdom of God is near. Truly I say to you, this generation will not pass away until all things take place.“ (Luke 21:27-32)
Christianity Etc › Re: Best God Fails Of All Time by jonbellion(op): 5:26pm On Oct 15, 2016
Lol yeah I was kind of jobless this weekend that's why I'm here good evening to you too btw I'm agnostic not athiest it's not wise to be 100% certain cool
Christianity Etc › Best God Fails Of All Time by jonbellion(op): 4:16pm On Oct 15, 2016
-Creating female partners for each specie but forgetting to create a female human until like a day later
-letting things on earth get so bad he had to wipe out the entire slate.... Though he left Noah for the next round of inbreeding instead of recreating humanity. This would lead to the next round of wiping out known as the great tribulation
-terrified of the tower of Babel but does nothing about burj khalifa in Dubai reaching about 2000 feet
-leading his people out of egypt to settle them in the only place in the middle east that there's no oil.... Really undecided
-writing the old testament and then getting Paul and some anonymous dudes to write the new testament leaving everyone totally confused
-still failing to get his message across properly so he sends an angel back to give Mohammed version 3.0 and then another dude Joseph Smith version 3.0.0.2 1000 years later
- can write on walls in Babylon but refuses to leave us a landline to call or at least come to visit once in a while
-not making me his PA
- allowing the holocaust to happen alongside Stalin's purges, Mao's culture wars, pot pots killings, the inquisition the black plague, the Mormon church and various other atrocities
-Not designing the human body the way he wants it by having all male dudes circumcised
-Giving humans appendixes which we don't need that eventually swells up and kills some and obviously don't need to be there cuz we don't eat grass..... But nevermind the bible story is 100% legit and we shouldn't follow the satanic teachings of Darwinism
-didn't inform us of bacteria or give us the worlds first microscope but when we discovered this sh*t ourselves still takes all the credit
- Making cockroaches more durable than us the survive 120gs we pass out at like 12gs or die at 18gs.... Really
- not killing the dolphins and bonobos for thier many sexual sins
- giving flightless birds wings that they don't need..... But don't worry evolution doesn't explain this at all
-putting the recreation park next to the sewage factory.... If you know what I mean wink
-allowing lots daughters incest but punishing Sodom and Gomorrah fir being gay... When there wasn't any law to punish people for inscest or being gay
-Not knowing the laws of physics so stopped the sun just to let Joshua take other peoples lands. I'm sure this was in an alternate dimension where the sun moves round the earth
-not giving us the ability to synthesize vitamin C which is funny cuz we need vitamin C
- Making marsupial animals go all the way from Australia and back during the flood and not leaving any clues how this happened ....we should stop listening to evolutionists they don't have any reasonable explanation for this atall angry
-not knowing you can't have sex with a heavily intoxicated old guy ...... But making lots daughters have sex with a heavily intoxicated old guy..... That is their father
-allowing Jacob give his animals stripes using bible science which is looking at cut barked trees when conceiving but basically not letting this happen in real life... Again the evolutionists have zero explanations on how stripes are formed
-creating the platypus a prime example of"unintelligent design"
-making the earth look asif it's 4.5 billion years old and had a continental drift and keeping fossils underground to fool scientists and test our faith
-allowing EVERY SINGLE PROPHET OF GOD in his time he was very active in human affairs only be present in the middle east and no where else in the world
- not having awesome ten commandments that make 100% sense
Aaaaaaand
Not revealing himself and making everyone so confused that they made up their own different impressions of God and worship them fervently like they are the real thing
*sigh*

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