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Christianity Etc › Re: See How Atheists Minds Are Imprisoned by jonbellion(m): 12:10pm On Jan 21, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
these Christians can lie
asin bro
The lie was so bad
Christianity Etc › Re: See How Atheists Minds Are Imprisoned by jonbellion(m): 12:07pm On Jan 21, 2017
Jacksonville:
The only God whom I serve and put my trust in is Sovereign and mighty God of Elijah. In his presence there is fullness of glory and power.

I remember the time I saw some fanatics praising 'FSM' and I pondered why. The LORD put me to a sleep state more like a trance in the Mid day. In the realms of the spirit, I Saw the flying spaghetti monster in battle with a celestial being, a god I think... This battle was a battle of thunder and fire. My spirit kept wondering in confusion ...I wasn't hurt neither was I touched by any heavenly entity hey.

The FSM is actually Greyish and big , he moves in the atmosphere and has ropy attachments beneath it like roots. He seemed to battle tirelessly , Then the Glory of God almighty appeared and every entity bowed, even I. I was without form but I had an awareness .

He's indeed a consuming fire as said in Hebrews 12vs 29. I felt a very warm sensation on my back as I bowed, I could not bear the glory. When he spoke from the high heavens, every entity vanished in the lower heavens .


He only spoke and the battle ended and every powerful entity vanished...Even when I came out of that trance, I still felt that warmness on my back..
lmao
This is the stupidest thing I've heard this week
The FSM\ pastafarian movement takes a parodied lighthearted view on religion and no one actually takes it seriously
So all this epistle just confirms your test results

Christianity Etc › Re: Attention!!! Strictly For Christians!! by jonbellion(m): 10:56am On Jan 21, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
says the Deist pretending to be theist
his own is so obvious
Foreign Affairs › Re: The White House’s LGBT Rights Page Has Disappeared by jonbellion(m): 10:18am On Jan 21, 2017
Wow
With all the hateful and bigoted remarks against gay people it shows Nigeria still has a long way to go
Foreign Affairs › Re: The White House’s LGBT Rights Page Has Disappeared by jonbellion(m): 10:16am On Jan 21, 2017
Wow
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by jonbellion(m): 9:31am On Jan 21, 2017
easterwick:
[s]WHY ARE YOU ALL RANTING I KEPT SAYING THIS THE RAPTURE IS MEANT OF THE VIRGINS WHO WAIT FOLLOW BY ANTI CHRIST ANNOUNCING HIMSELF THEN THOSE RAPTURE BELIEVERS WILL NOT SUFFER THE FIERY RULES THAT WILL STAND IN THE WHOLE WORD PEOPLE WILL LOST LIFE,IF CHRIST WANT TO LET THE WHOLEWORLD TO KNOW WHAT IS HAPPEN WHY DID IT PUT IT IN NIGHT AND AS A THEIF
christ know who has suffered and lost their life with him so he will come and take them secretly only those people can understand i saying this i do see the angels rising upon the son of man but those with me can not understand it though they see it
MRpresident where very correct but he has to have know that it is "SPIRITUAL"
i know you are will damn me because i know what is inside you
[color=#330000]my christians has already be led astray by the ERROR DOCTRINE OF PAUL[/color]they dont know he is the one condermning them
COME OUT FROM HER[CHURCH] belongs to woman 'satan' there is no darkness in the father HATRED AND LOVE cannot stand together[/s]
sharrap and take your test result

Christianity Etc › Re: Answers To Common Objections To The Existence Of God And Of Christianity by jonbellion(m): 9:28am On Jan 21, 2017
Where do I even start.......
Christianity Etc › Re: Attention!!! Strictly For Christians!! by jonbellion(m): 9:20am On Jan 21, 2017
KingEbukasBlog:
[s]Will you shut up undecided

You are obviously using that to evade ridicule .

You are a rabid atheist , accept it , embrace it [/s].
can you sharrap
In the God debate agnostics even tend to be ridiculed the most because it is viewed as "fence sitting" or "cowardice"
Christianity Etc › Re: See How Atheists Minds Are Imprisoned by jonbellion(m): 9:18am On Jan 21, 2017
Pidgin2:
Shuu shocked honey pie ko chicken pie ni, you need Jesus seriously. You should my initial post and learn from it
lol
Whichever one you prefer babe wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Defending Mrpresident1 Failed Prediction by jonbellion(m): 9:06am On Jan 21, 2017
Don't worry OP
If you don't realise it before you leave the world your future generations to come would eventually realise after continuously waiting for the dead Jew that religion is indeed the worlds longest running scam smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: See How Atheists Minds Are Imprisoned by jonbellion(m): 8:54am On Jan 21, 2017
Pidgin2:
Lol warn hopefulLandlord o
lol
But honey pie he's not wrong
You should try and take in what he says cuz he's making sense okay? smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: See How Atheists Minds Are Imprisoned by jonbellion(m): 8:32am On Jan 21, 2017
Pidgin2:
How ridiculous can you get? If I am presented substantial evidence e.g. The Bible of Santa I would have a look at it with an open mind not with bias like you and your kind are currently doing, I will respect the views of those who believe in Santa and would never insult him or call him evil names, I will not insult his adherence but treat them with love and respect because I will see myself as the bigger person (if I know my own worth)

But no way, according to you atheists, the only way to show your displeasure is to insult Santa, call his adherents all kinds of names, read his book and quote out of context, spend endless hours debating about him, complaining about being called followers of Santa's enemy whom you don't believe exist, doesn't that make you losers?
baby boo pls take it easy na
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by jonbellion(m): 8:31am On Jan 21, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
Jesus just showed himself to the whole world, he was spotted in Manchester
lmao
Such a useless club
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Is That Theists/atheists You Would Like To Meet Face To Face? by jonbellion(m): 7:37am On Jan 21, 2017
joyContraMundum:
Felix, Felix.... Felix the cretin. grin
lol
That guy.........
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Is That Theists/atheists You Would Like To Meet Face To Face? by jonbellion(m): 1:18am On Jan 21, 2017
Pidgin2
So feisty wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Attention!!! Strictly For Christians!! by jonbellion(m): 12:59am On Jan 21, 2017
bennyann:
Oh, I forgot. A Deist?
no oo
Agnostic smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by jonbellion(m): 12:47am On Jan 21, 2017
MrPresident1:
[s]From the two verses above (in the OP) and linked with Daniel 2:44 which tell us that God will set up His kingdom in the days of the ruling kings of Iron and Clay,

Daniel 2:44
And in the days of these kings shall the God of heaven set up a kingdom, which shall never be destroyed: and the kingdom shall not be left to other people, but it shall break in pieces and consume all these kingdoms, and it shall stand for ever.


The days of these kings has been computed to end on the 20th of January 2017. It means that the kingdom of God will be set up on or before this date.
[/s]
lmao
Now we can hear word Mr presido
Good smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by jonbellion(m): 12:45am On Jan 21, 2017
KingEbukasBlog:
MrPresident1 , I wanted to open a thread for a Countdown to the Coming of Christ , you beat me to it grin

cool
lmao!
Even this one undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by jonbellion(m): 8:24pm On Jan 20, 2017
MrPresident1 show yourself!
angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Attention!!! Strictly For Christians!! by jonbellion(m): 8:23pm On Jan 20, 2017
bennyann:
Baby of the house, you're welcome. The only one who quickly insults to prove himself to his senior atheists.
You're welcome once more.

Please after you're done playing around within God's hands and in this Godly thread, just make sure you get to your destination safely.

I wish you well, the one who isn't gullible.
but bennyboo
I'm not an athiest
Christianity Etc › Re: Attention!!! Strictly For Christians!! by jonbellion(m): 8:21pm On Jan 20, 2017
bennyann:
Baby of the house, you're welcome. The only who quickly insults to prove himself to his senior atheists.
You're welcome once more.

Please after you're done playing around within God's hands and in this Godly thread, just make sure you get to your destination safely.

I wish you well, the one who isn't gullible.
huh
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are Atheists All Over The World So Slow And Irrational by jonbellion(m): 8:19pm On Jan 20, 2017
KingEbukasBlog:
Why so jonbellion ?
lmao
Right

Christianity Etc › Re: Attention!!! Strictly For Christians!! by jonbellion(m): 8:11pm On Jan 20, 2017
bennyann:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
My God! This is so hilarious. So you can be this funny cheesy
I salute you Sir!

But it's a pity the Christians have the final say here. This thread has been sealed with prayers ONLY to the glory of God. Anything contrary to that has no effect.

Seun, a seed, a Godly seed has been planted in you already for all to see here. By the time it grows to its maturity stage, you'll explode and there's nothing you can do about it. You'll have no other option than to surrender to your creator in Jesus name! Amen cheesy

Lord Jesus, as your son Seun has shown his presence here, so Your presence will fill His life and everything around Him. Your presence will chase him to the extent it will be too much for him to bear, then He will come running back to you with all his spirit, mind, heart, with all he's got in Jesus name - Amen.

Thank you Lord for answering this prayer. Thank you for the pending conviction, conversion and testimonies. May all the glory go back to You in multiple folds from this thread in Jesus name! Amen

Thank you Lord for being a jealous God over me and for your promise to me that You will never share me with another. I'm simply devoted to you Lord, now and forever in Jesus name, Amen.
lmao

Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by jonbellion(m): 8:08pm On Jan 20, 2017
Martinez19:
Mr presido, buhahahahaha, I told you your prophecy will fail. Don't run away o. Come out from thy hiding, even tb Joshua defended himself, come and defend yourself.

Once again buhahahahaha cheesy

Oh no, the clouds are changing, I see the son of man up there, guys rapture had happened oooo shocked. For where? Abegi cool

Once again buhahahahaha cheesy Oga presido ntooorrrr tongue
lol these people sef
If you still believe someone is still coming after saying he's coming "soon" for the past 2000 years then you really need to buy a dictionary and look at the meaning of soon
Plus
You must be idiotically gullible
This is the case with the christians
smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: The Rapture Comes Like A Thief In The Night... Literally by jonbellion(m): 7:48pm On Jan 20, 2017
taiwo850629:
[s]The rapture of Christians will happen in the night. When people are sleeping. E.g The rapture will happen in Australia before it does in Nigeria- Night comes in Australia before Nigeria. God revealed this to me. Thanks for reading. Questions?[/s]
ooh dear
Another delusional one

Christianity Etc › Re: Religious Children Are Meaner Than Their Secular Counterparts, Study Finds by jonbellion(m): 7:44pm On Jan 20, 2017
randomperson:
They are not necessarily true Christians? Can't u make valid arguments without resorting to no true Scotsman fallacy??
he obviously cannot
I wonder why he wanted to cry
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by jonbellion(m): 7:37pm On Jan 20, 2017
Boss13:
Please there is no calculation. There[b] is no rapture[/b]. We don't want another charlatan coming to disturb us.
this is the simple fact
The earlier these people realise that religion is a scam the better humanity would be
Christianity Etc › Re: "Buhari Will Bring Doom To Nigeria": Father Obimma, What Holy Spirit Told Me by jonbellion(m): 6:51pm On Jan 20, 2017
Skmoda360:
http://dailypost.ng/2017/01/20/holy-spirit-told-buhari-rev-father-obimma/
can these idiots just shut the fukk up and carry thier idiocy to another place angry
The stupidity of religion is just to much to bear in this continent
Christianity Etc › Re: How Atheists Feel On Nairaland by jonbellion(m): 6:23pm On Jan 20, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
how that Guy's doomsday threads makes FP is still a huge mystery
and sensible ones would be in the shadows
Christianity Etc › Re: All Of You That Said Obama Would Be The Last President....How Market Na? by jonbellion(op): 6:19pm On Jan 20, 2017
Seun:
Well obviously, Trump will be the last president! /s
no it will be Kanye West smiley
Christianity Etc › All Of You That Said Obama Would Be The Last President....How Market Na? by jonbellion(op): 6:15pm On Jan 20, 2017
Donald j trump is officially president grin
Lmao
I saw a lot of "prophecies" of Obama being the last president
This is why you should stop smoking religion MrPresident1, sukkot and their allies
Delusion is a terrible thing smiley
hopefullandlord, Hahn, random person, Coolusername, ranchoddass . MrPresident1, sukkot,jackbizzle
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by jonbellion(m): 6:11pm On Jan 20, 2017
Donald j trump is officially president
MrPresident1 you can shut the fukk up now smiley

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