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Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by jonbellion(m): 4:14pm On Jan 20, 2017
sukkot:
and what i mean by Jesus is obviously different from what you mean by Jesus. there is no human being named Jesus. Jesus christ is the title of a group of ascended masters and they are already here. they will soon reveal themselves
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What the......

Christianity Etc › Re: How Atheists Feel On Nairaland by jonbellion(m): 4:09pm On Jan 20, 2017
JackBizzle:
5) When all your atheist threads in a month did not make front page even once but silly superstitious threads from the religion section make front page

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lol
MrPresident1 is a good example of this
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by jonbellion(m): 11:45am On Jan 20, 2017
MrPresident1:
On or before 20th of January 2017. The jests started too early, much toooo early... cheesy
your delusion has eaten every bit of common sense left in you
First you said on or before 20th
Now it's 20th and you're saying its too early
Smh
The results are out

Christianity Etc › Re: Attention!!! Strictly For Christians!! by jonbellion(m): 11:09am On Jan 20, 2017
KingEbukasBlog:
What are you saying ? How can an atheist enjoy life ? An atheist has an inclination for hate , bigotry and destruction then suicide - this does not look like a pleasant enjoyable life undecided
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Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by jonbellion(m): 11:03am On Jan 20, 2017
Where is that MrPresident1
He has a lot of explaining to do angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by jonbellion(m): 10:51am On Jan 20, 2017
easterwick:
[s]MRPRESIDENT1 YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME THERE IS NO WAY THEY CAN UNDERSTAND BECAUSE OF THE SERPENT HAS HARDEN THEIR HEART EVEN THE PEOPLE THAT CAN KNOW THIS ARE SLEEPING this are miracle workers they are now drunk
jesus christ say he that is not with me scatter abroad and he also say WOE UNTO YOU THAT ARE RICH FOR YOU HAVE RECEIVE YOU CONSOLATION so when the flood come to sweep them way they will not know because they will buy they will sell they will do business they will drink they will eat they will marry and be given for marriage and rejoice say to each other MORE GRACE... then the destruction will come [DEATH] is it not a normal thing to die but those are in the light will shine and shine forever after ose has destroy them so come out of doctrine of hatred on enemies that is the sin leading to death which is idolatry though is related to sex [/s]
ooh can you just shut the fukk up and stick your delusion up your arse undecided
Please for the sake of the human race
It's embarrassing

Foreign Affairs › Re: Obama Is Never Leaving Office. Say Hello To The New Dictator by jonbellion(m): 10:40am On Jan 20, 2017
SirWere:
I was banned for something I didn't do; hence was unable to comment angry angry



The D day is here! Some hours now to Trump's inauguration. Yet; I hear nothing by obama claiming to be cling to power.

Or maybe your prophecy miss road, na Jammeh you meanthuh cheesy undecided

cc hahn, hopefulLandlord, jonbellion, johnnydon22, MrPresident1 , Ranchoddadas.

Apparently Obama is not going to handover to trump and the whole Antichrist charade will begin.
chaiii
Common sense would always put this idiots to shame
Christianity Etc › Re: Here Are 8 Christian Terrorist Organizations That Medial was silent about. by jonbellion(m): 9:02am On Jan 20, 2017
ibtz:
Pls google d meaning of protestant befor u talk

(Christianity) A member of any of several Christian denominations which separated from the Roman Catholic Church based on theological or political differences during the Reformation (or sometimes later)

U r ignorant and u r decieving ur sef. cry
So dere cannot b denominations of protestants like white protestants, black protestants, german protestant. Damn u r seeing somtin bt yet still blind
I think the best word for him is stupid
I was just bewildered at his comments
Christianity Etc › Re: How Many Christians Truly Believe Mr President's End Of The World Prediction? by jonbellion(m): 8:38am On Jan 20, 2017
sonmvayina:
Lord Voldermot has equal chance of coming back...
lmao abeg oo
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by jonbellion(m): 8:07am On Jan 20, 2017
QuietHammer:
Lol. I said it. So Trump's presidency is the second coming. Why then did you say on or before the 20th ?
this guy should just atop abeg
MrPresident1 you've already made a fool of yourself enough
Now you're giving the exact time undecided
Smh
Christianity Etc › Re: Attention!!! Strictly For Christians!! by jonbellion(m): 6:41am On Jan 20, 2017
You people should also pray for MrPresdent1 oo
It's like he's running mad
Christianity Etc › Re: If Bible Prophecies Are True..... by jonbellion(m): 3:55am On Jan 20, 2017
Lennycool:
I'm still waiting for Mrpresident1 and his Coming of jesus on the 20th -21st
grin grin
lmao
I dey wait since I nor see Jesus oo embarassed
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophecies 2017: Apostle Suleman's Prediction Fulfilled - President Was Removed by jonbellion(m): 1:49am On Jan 20, 2017
Smh
Oga op would it have gone any other way
The election was December 1st 2016
If military action was to be taken do you think Gambia would have survived with their pathetic excuse for a military
Jammeh was going to accept defeat eventually
This is hardly a prophecy
It is as vague as the rest
Christianity Etc › Re: How Many Christians Truly Believe Mr President's End Of The World Prediction? by jonbellion(m): 1:44am On Jan 20, 2017
I nor see any jesus oo
Christianity Etc › Re: That Silly Question - "Where Did God Come From" - Aseity Discussion. by jonbellion(m): 8:27pm On Jan 19, 2017
KingEbukasBlog:
Only things they are created or caused to exist that you can ask where they came from not an eternal being .
Mr man you repeat the same thing is every goddamn thread
Go and find another hobby
Christianity Etc › Re: How Many Christians Truly Believe Mr President's End Of The World Prediction? by jonbellion(m): 7:55am On Jan 19, 2017
wolesmile:
Honestly, I used to think that KingEbukasBlog of a guy is intelligent, until I saw him being brainwashed by MrPresident1 in one "Igbos are the Jews" thread like that. I said "Meeeehn!!! See cockroach brain."
lmao
Ebuka oo
He also believes the earth is flat smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: List Of End Of The World Predictions In The Last Two Centuries Alone by jonbellion(op): 7:09am On Jan 19, 2017
1 more day according to MrPresident1 I guess undecided
Loool
Coolusername
Remember this dude said Obama wont hand over to trump
LMAO!
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by jonbellion(m): 7:07am On Jan 19, 2017
Boss13:
What's funny with his thread is how his date keeps moving from on or before 20th January, 2017 to 20th January on the spot. If Jesus was going to come, I don't think it would be on 20th January on the spot because it contradicts the thief in the night story and nobody knowing the dates of his coming in the Bible.

The guy is just a charlatan like others before him who are responsible for twisting bible scriptures to fit into their scheme.
brooo
In matter tire person oo
Christianity Etc › Re: How Many Christians Truly Believe Mr President's End Of The World Prediction? by jonbellion(m): 6:46am On Jan 19, 2017
Pidgin2:
Lies, where in the Bible did God tell you the day the world will end?
baby boo
Where have you been embarassed
Christianity Etc › Re: South African Pastor 'Heals' Woman's 'Vagina Pimples' With His Shoe (Video) by jonbellion(m): 1:39am On Jan 19, 2017
Smh
The African continent just tire person
The saddest thing is that people in the program would actually believe this
Where you see stupidity in large doses religion must be nearby
Christianity Etc › Re: South African Pastor Feeds Church Members Engine Oil (photos) by jonbellion(m): 1:31am On Jan 19, 2017
Religion
The opium of the blackman
Christianity Etc › Re: Here Are 8 Christian Terrorist Organizations That Medial was silent about. by jonbellion(m): 3:29pm On Jan 18, 2017
Lmao
I always enjoy threads like this
Just sit back relax and enjoy the religion defending
Pot calling kettle black
LMAO!!!! cheesy

Christianity Etc › Re: How Many Christians Truly Believe Mr President's End Of The World Prediction? by jonbellion(m): 3:20pm On Jan 18, 2017
MrPresident1:
Actually, it is very difficult to come out openly to say you believe me. The Bible is a very difficult book to understand,I thank the MOST HIGH GOD for extra-ordinary insight into the thoughts of His heart which is the Bible.

ISLAM is the seed of men, and it is an ideology.
All the other ideologies eg, Babylonian Ideology, Persian Ideology, Grecian Ideology, Roman Ideology are all called BEASTS, but Islam is called the SEED OF MEN, and is likened to miry clay because it spreads.

The prophecy will not fail, the dream is sure and its interpretation is certain, it is an airtight prophecy, and layers of authentication codes have been embedded into it to confirm its truth.

I am not guilty of withholding information from any man, I have been sent as a watchman, and I have delivered the message as duly sent.
no wondeeeer
Christianity Etc › Re: Attention!!! Strictly For Christians!! by jonbellion(m): 1:58pm On Jan 18, 2017
analice107:
It's obvious you can't prove that there was a John before John the Baptist.

See? This is what happens when the so called men of God leave their kids to computer games bought with church money, the kids turns out like the Sons of Eli.
lmao
Please
Educate yourself
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_(given_name)
Christianity Etc › Re: Attention!!! Strictly For Christians!! by jonbellion(m): 1:29pm On Jan 18, 2017
analice107:
This has nothing to do with what you think. I follow the Bible, and it says John was a name no one had answered before John the Baptist,
An Angel gave that name to Zacharias just like the name of Jesus was also given.

If you disagree, then post your rebuttal with proof.
Thanks.
loool
The bible says it so it must be true
Why?
Because the bible says its true
Circular reasoning grin

Pets › Re: Lagos Landlord Hangs Tenant's Dog On The Ceiling (Photo) by jonbellion(m): 12:53pm On Jan 18, 2017
Why did he hang the dog na huh
What sort of idiocy is this
And why the hell are people laughing
This is extremely cruel angry
Christianity Etc › Re: How Many Christians Truly Believe Mr President's End Of The World Prediction? by jonbellion(m): 10:43am On Jan 18, 2017
Lmao
KingEbukasBlog believes it
Oya show yourself oga
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by jonbellion(m): 8:50am On Jan 18, 2017
MrPresident1:

Isaiah 6:10
10 Make the heart of this people fat, and make their ears heavy, and shut their eyes; lest they see with their eyes, and hear with their ears, and understand with their heart, and convert, and be healed.


grin grin grin
ok
You were warned
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by jonbellion(m): 8:47am On Jan 18, 2017
MrPresident1:
Iron is Western civilisation
Clay is Islam (Daniel calls it the seed of men)

This prophecy is airtight grin

You will get to understand eventually, grin, when the cities are wasted without inhabitant grin, then your eyes will open cool
2 days to go cool
Back down now
Christianity Etc › Re: David Ibiyeomie Uses Limousine For His Awareness Rally In Port-Harcourt (Pics) by jonbellion(m): 3:08pm On Jan 15, 2017
Man
I need to start this church business oo
Since our nation has refused to have sense at this time it prolly never will
Hmmmmn

Christianity Etc › Re: Satanic Abbreviations Commonly Used By Youths by jonbellion(m): 2:49pm On Jan 15, 2017
slowpoke
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Jesus A Mamiwater? by jonbellion(m): 2:00pm On Jan 15, 2017
Lennycool:
Na Jesus was a ninja
I have proof
How else do you think he walked on water?
chaii
He was to useless to become hokage

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