Christianity Etc › Re: D by jonbellion(m): 6:25pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: D by jonbellion(m): 6:18pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
KingEbukaNaija: You do realise this flagrant show of impiety is against Nairaland's rules . If you won't refrain from disrespecting people's beliefs I'll ignore you . By the way what do you care .
Jesus' resurrection involved a bodily transformation . Christ got into Heaven through a portal . Portals serve as gateways into dimensions .  Chaiiii!!!!!!!!! See cognitive dissonance oooooooo What is this star trek??  |
Christianity Etc › Re: D by jonbellion(m): 6:00pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
KingEbukaNaija:
 * sigh* Lemme break it down for you You said heaven is an immaterial realm not in the sky But jesus ascended into the sky Since heaven isn't in the realm he should have just disappeared so skeptics like myself would take you guys seriously This obvious discrepancy in your apologetic tactic indeed shows that heaven was thought to be "in the sky" by the early church -the tower of Babel -elijahs ascension with a chariot of fire -Enoch -and the ultimate hippie Yeshua |
Christianity Etc › Re: D by jonbellion(m): 5:52pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
KingEbukaNaija: I don't see your point bro . I just told you that misconceptions can lead to questioning the bible . When you question something , it means you have doubts , you are skeptical .
misconception a view or opinion that is incorrect because based on faulty thinking or understanding.
An example of a misconception in the bible is the location of Heaven . Some Christians believe that heaven is in the sky or that God lives in the sky . Such misconception can lead to doubts . The truth is that God dwells in an immaterial transcendent realm .
Joshua had the jurisdiction from God to execute . but jesus flew to the sky instead of immaterialising  That is just an excuse by the modern church so they can wallow in their Jewish version of king Arthur folklore |
Christianity Etc › Re: Exposing Hardmirror. A Tale Of Two Mirrors by jonbellion(m): 5:46pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
ambassagod: is this the answer to my question?
I doubt.
please, answer my question isn't the allegory enough  |
Christianity Etc › Re: From Christianity To Deism: My New Journey Has Just Started by jonbellion(m): 5:43pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
emmyojo22: I'm a deist just like the guy that created the thread. my understanding of the subject matter is that if the universe did evolved or created itself, it (l.e. the universe) is God, and it is through reasoning that we may get to know the universe or God. Deist refers to mother nature as God. God is or was just a term used to name mother nature. on this note I say you and onyeze are on the same page but you just don't understand each other that's panthiesm not deism |
Christianity Etc › Re: Exposing Hardmirror. A Tale Of Two Mirrors by jonbellion(m): 5:38pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
ambassagod: okay let's see your point regarding to what you posted before.
now, by that portion, what was Jesus trying to say?
because we Christians don't do it literally the way it is written, because Jesus wasn't talking about eating his human flesh and drinking his human blood.
so, what do you think we Christians say that Jesus was saying in that verse.
no insult please. lol I know that it's an allegory to you guys But the point is that's what the crackers and wine signifies If it were other people that did such an awkward ritual Like gathering together to allegorically eat the flesh and blood of adolf hitler you'd say it's a satanic cult thing But your religious bias is blinding you guys to the extremely stange and bizzare practice |
Christianity Etc › Re: Exposing Hardmirror. A Tale Of Two Mirrors by jonbellion(m): 5:30pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
ambassagod: I wonder where you got this from. but it is definitely not from the Bible. ooh really  John 6:54 Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise them up at the last day Put that as your bumper sticker why don't you  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Exposing Hardmirror. A Tale Of Two Mirrors by jonbellion(m): 5:30pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
ambassagod: I wonder where you got this from. but it is definitely not from the Bible. . |
Christianity Etc › Re: D by jonbellion(m): 5:22pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
LaClicKLaBenDin: From your comments about Islam, it shows how widely you're read, so, please let's not go there. If wiki is your biggest authority when it comes to history, then I am truly sorry for you. and I told you I got my information from wiki where  |
Christianity Etc › Re: D by jonbellion(m): 5:12pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
LaClicKLaBenDin: That's very erroneous, bro. You don't know the "REAL" origin of Islam. ............. *facepalm* |
Christianity Etc › Re: D by jonbellion(m): 5:09pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
Christianity is the weirdo of the pack Given the fact they turned a man like themselves into a god |
Christianity Etc › Re: D by jonbellion(m): 5:07pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
LaClickLaBenDin Islam is an Abrahamic religion Christianity and Islam both rose from Judaism So they are the three Abrahamic Religions |
Christianity Etc › Re: D by jonbellion(m): 5:06pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: D by jonbellion(m): 4:58pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
KingEbukaNaija: Wow . You guys really enjoy embarrassing yourselves . Watch youtube videos , read good books understand the whole concept , ask questions . Learn to comprehend . Haba . Its not that difficult . I know you atheists dont have the brains but at least try watch videos on what  Don't have sense uyer?? Be there waiting for a Jewish carpenter to take you African ass to an wonderful utopia of eternal ass kissing and woodwork |
Christianity Etc › Re: D by jonbellion(m): 4:49pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
The Jewish God and the christian God aren't the same deities Christianity is a pathetic excuse to join the two gods together it's almost asif like the glue was seminal fluid or something  With nonsense like -vaguely fulfilled prophecies about jesus' birth as a sorry attempt to fufill the messianic prophecies in the old testament(which was fulfilled on a percentage scale of zero) and absolute rubbish like the trinity That's why the Jews rejected jesus' carpenter ass This then makes up the Judeo Christian God |
Christianity Etc › Re: God Says We Should Not Kill, But How Will A Professional Soldier Cope In War? by jonbellion(m): 3:43pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: God Says We Should Not Kill, But How Will A Professional Soldier Cope In War? by jonbellion(m): 3:27pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
lady2lady: The Same Jesus that died for you is a scam??
The God that created you is a scam ??
You're Definitely A Scam Too...!! You have to understand that God Gives life and takes life.
Gods knowledge is beyond human's understanding !! lol jesus died for himself. You're an African how does a death in the middle east concern you This his how they came to enslave your ancestors and started preaching to them Ephesians 6:5 Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you would serve Christ Who asked the dude to be going around proclaiming nonsense about him being God in the streets of Palestine with his stoner crew Jesus was raised a carpenter, got Introduced to weed and started proclaiming bullshit He was killed on the very same wood he spent his life trying to understand If he does come back we'll beat his Jewish ass again  |
Christianity Etc › Re: God Says We Should Not Kill, But How Will A Professional Soldier Cope In War? by jonbellion(m): 3:11pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
Lol what's the point Christianity has killed the brain cells of it's followers. Does it matter what they do or do not Lol Jesus died, became the first zombie and is coming back to feast on the already depleted brains of his followers |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Nigerian Atheists Should Go To Church (for atheists only) by jonbellion(m): 2:56pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
hahn: I really cannot stand the lies. My life has improved since I threw religion and God into the trash
The next time I am in a church, I promise I am going to dip my hands inside the offering basket and take my share. ANd if they ask, I will say the spirit led me  aah Do you want to incur the wrath of the offering comiteeGod  ? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Exposing Hardmirror. A Tale Of Two Mirrors by jonbellion(m): 2:50pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
bennyann: I beg make una stop now. Let's not take it to that extreme. I beg he took his lies to the extreme  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Exposing Hardmirror. A Tale Of Two Mirrors by jonbellion(m): 2:44pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
bbfever: A poem for Hardmirror
My moniker is HardMirror, I have been Smashed into pieces. Scattered across the floor, Being a burden to all. Even with glue and tape, I will never be whole.
My Moniker is HardMirror, I have been Smashed into pieces. Just sweep me up, then throw me away. No longer a problem To all of those I love. I slice up their hands, As they tape me together.
My Moniker is HardMirror, I have been Smashed into pieces. I am ready to give up, To no longer be judged. I will forever be broken. I will never feel whole.
I take this pill called LIES every night To fool you into thinking everything is alright To hide this B r o k e n heart From the very likes of you And shrink my feelings down so no one knows whats true
I act like it's okay Like everythings alright But after everything has anyone seen the lies i hold like a Knife? Does anyone see the blood or the tears of those I have shed Or is my life a fvcking broken mirror forever to be dead
I shatter like I'm glass I break just like a bone And I won't let anyone in because I'm destined to be alone I shiver like I'm cold When all I need is truth Something to hold on to too help me sleep at night If i keep popping this pill like this will I ever be alright? chaiii!! HardMirror be like
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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Nigerian Atheists Should Go To Church (for atheists only) by jonbellion(m): 2:35pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
Yeah well you can go over once in a while anyway like during Christmas or something But I hardly go. I don't think I've gone up to 7 times this year Lol godgay you're right church girls are even the worst You can also try and talk some sense into your Muslim pals |
Christianity Etc › Re: Did Jesus Really Ascend Into Heaven?? by jonbellion(m): 11:08am On Nov 27, 2016*. Modified: 11:28am On Nov 27, 2016 |
The simple answer is no he did not it's an ignorant lie The bible writers at the time obviously assumed that heaven was deep in the clouds The modern day christians say heaven is not in this dimension If that was true jesus' should have disappeared rather than ascended And he is supposed to be coming back on a flying horse where all eyes would see him but the earth is not flat so this is an impossible scenario When this obvious discrepancy is shown to christians they engage in cognitive dissonance There are two conflicting beliefs But they would do everything to rationalise thier core beliefs "the earth is actually flat" 'gods ways are not our ways" "you can't use reason to explain this" "don't worry just wait and see you'll be sorry" "You stupid dumb unbeliever you will rot in the furnace of hell where the devil and his goons will piss sulphur on your faces" Lol Religion has fukked mankind up really bad |
Christianity Etc › Re: Exposing Hardmirror. A Tale Of Two Mirrors by jonbellion(m): 10:25am On Nov 27, 2016 |
bbfever: Anyone can claim to have carried out investigations but actual proof of any investigation is in your own well documented personal thesis and not what you read about someone elses written work. That is that persons thesis. So where is yours? do you really really believe in the bottom of your heart that all the animals on the planet entered a WOODEN boat that was made by 8 unskilled people who didn't have the slightest clue of architecture and modern physics to escape a storm that would capsize the USS Zumwalt? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Exposing Hardmirror. A Tale Of Two Mirrors by jonbellion(m): 10:01am On Nov 27, 2016 |
hopefulLandlord: don't pretend to be naive bro
you and I know the reason such threads usually hit front-page
its the same reason Chidinma cucumber and anything related hit front-page aka "Traffic" and besides... Is it the fault of anyone that Christianity makes a fool of itself every single time |
Christianity Etc › Re: Exposing Hardmirror. A Tale Of Two Mirrors by jonbellion(m): 9:09am On Nov 27, 2016 |
Urahara2: .......sighs..... I think jesus' hasn't come back due to the fact that the christians telepathically eat his flesh and drink his blood every first Sunday of the month or whenever they have thier communion Regeneration isn't easy guys  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Exposing Hardmirror. A Tale Of Two Mirrors by jonbellion(m): 9:05am On Nov 27, 2016 |
Urahara2: Just shows that on a normal day Christians are very intelligent people but bring up the issue of Their own religion and their brain goes dull they are rational about every religion expect thiers All religous people are Mohammed flew to heaven on a flying horse CRAP!! Joseph smith found golden plates in his backyard that revealed jesus' adventures in America CRAP!! jesus died after spending 3 hours on a cross  After dying zombies walked the earth He now became the ultimate zombie that flew into the sky and is coming back with Mohammed's horse that he stole Mohammed arrived 100% legit  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Exposing Hardmirror. A Tale Of Two Mirrors by jonbellion(m): 8:56am On Nov 27, 2016 |
KingEbukaNaija: This thread should hit frontpage . Its only fair and logical that those who saw the lie should now see the truth . Anything beside this is illogical . I agree |
Christianity Etc › Re: Exposing Hardmirror. A Tale Of Two Mirrors by jonbellion(m): 8:52am On Nov 27, 2016 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: 98-Year-Old Woman Confesses To Eating More Than 70 People As A Witch by jonbellion(m): 8:38am On Nov 27, 2016 |
midehi2: and he fell for it, Ode! its really bad morning for you  lol I hope you find peace  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Did Jesus Really Ascend Into Heaven?? by jonbellion(m): 8:33am On Nov 27, 2016 |
nnamdibig: So because the earth is not flat that means Jesus did not ascend into heaven ba?
If I may ask, since the earth is not flat, do we live on top or inside? *facepalm* It's a thing called gravity |