₦airaland Forum

Weed makes brain cells single... hence, incoherent cum foolish statements.

Sex, the bane of all men. Lord deliver us.

SavageResponse:
Why would Davido foot the bill for them to go have a nice time after they tried to put him in trouble?

u be pikin? Dis guy wife just born oo. Dont u understand? Cassava for 2 things

We are not meant for eiyaa... We are meant for hallelujah! Neither are we meant for sins and blunders... We are meant for signs and wonders.

No doubt Buhari and APC bought this madate but Atiku would have done worse were he the incumbent. This nation is yet to produce credible and worthy politicians.

Does he mean Nation looting?

It is either that your village people has 'jazzed' you or you have jazzed yourself by being paranoid of a non-existent jazz.
Whichever way, you must see these two people asap- a doctor and a prophet ...else, there will be another burial around the same place where you attended the last one. And this time, you wont be there to drink palmwine as usual.

Pitiful. So what are the parents gonna do now? Mercy killing?

Over 60% of Nigerians who are financially 'comfortable' got the money by evil, corrupt or dubious means. Almost every product has a fake!

Flimsy excuse to kill herself. What would she tell God?

There is a surge in criminal activities on the Plateau especially phone snatching and cult related crimes. Now we cant go to viewing centers again to watch champions league. Last night, soldiers packed over a hundred guys watching football.

In naija, the news would be like this: Police arrests and detains a lady's corpse for killing herself over nothing.

Why is our armed forces is weak? Answer: we hate marine spirits. Why is America's armed force strong? Answer: they are marines. Lol

No wonder why his wife had to leave. Demonic man and a son of belial.

Xneg:
Send your CV to xrelationsng@gmail.com

You can also drop your account let me send you something.

pls sir with your permission, can I send mine too? Even if it is only my CV. Pls sir.

Heineken:
bro mine is more than suicidal. I dey think suicide well

Before you waste your body drinking sniper, let me advice you. Your heart alone is worth about #100m. Not to talk of your kidney, liver, bones and all. Even ritualists will buy your scrotum, eyes and skull. The monies realized from the sales of your body parts can set up a juice manufacturing industry. You are richer than you 'll ever know. Come join me in Lagos lets work for God. Thanks

In London, everyone drinks recycled soakaway water:-P

How much does it cost to dig a borehole and link it to a tap where these kids can wash their hands? Shame on you madam 1st lady of Enugu

I biame this man for his death. How can he accept to bear that horrific name 'Onwuka'? Onwuka means 'Death is supreme'. If he had chosen Nduka (life is supreme) as his name, he sure would still be alive today. I'm even more angry at him for making this woman(his bride) the fastest widow in history. She did not even get to chop the apple with him. This is sad.

tiredoflife:
Now hustle to u now is a noun
A noun is a name of a person animal place or thing if I am right.

A verb is an action or what is done

Now say God bless my hustle
Is hustle not a verb in this context

And the verbal definition you have there say to defraud

So you are still wrong
I am right

Shebi una wan come dey teach english wey una no sabi for here.
Your definition of a noun belongs to the 18th century. A noun also includes the name of an idea or concept. And in the sentence 'God bless my hustle', 'the word class of the 'hustle' is noun. But in a sentence like this, 'i will hustle till i make it', 'hustle is a verb'.
Hope you've learnt something?

Cant somebody talk with his brother again near a swimming pool? Pogba aint going nowhere

I suspect this explosion is reprisal attack after some criminals from Anambra kidnapped some Hausa children. This i supect is terror

These girls dont need pads. They always miss their periods

Obviously, your mum is a retired ashewo. And you bride is an upcoming olosho

It has turned to Typhoid-cane. E no go pass hausa boy.

Border closure is peppering them. These Ghanaians... Now they will relax their persecution on Nigerians

Lovely woman. Pure class

That of the Presidency and Senators should be reviewed too. I learnt that the daily allowance of some of this people is 11,000 US Dollars anytime they travel outside Nigeria

The Governor is doing everything to please Buhari. Jos North is dominated by the hausa fulani. They helped him win the LGA during d last election. Lalong also believes that he will be picked as Tinubu's running mate if he continues to make Bubu happy. See the way he championed RUGA.

Pls which God does he want us to pray to. Has he forgotten the number of human heads he sacrificed to juju in order to win elections? See Demonic men asking us to pray

Sometimes you might need him again. So why not keep the number