Crime › Re: Lucifer: Corpse Of Kidnapper Ekweme Brown Ike, Killed In Rivers (Graphic Photo) by JonOlive: 11:13pm On Sep 30, 2019 |
Which kain Lucifer be dis wey bullet they enter him body? |
Phones › Re: Joseph Dogo Warns Nigerians On Phone Apps That Secretly Record Calls by JonOlive: 11:09pm On Sep 30, 2019 |
Sir, you should have listed the names of some of those adware apps to be avoided. This information is INCONCLUSIVE! |
Crime › Re: Bandits Sell 20 Katsina Kidnap Victims To Slave Merchants In Burkina Faso by JonOlive: 8:16am On Sep 30, 2019 |
Eh! Are u kidney me?! |
Politics › Re: Anthony Sani: South Exported Banditry, Kidnapping, Armed Robbery To The North by JonOlive: 7:26pm On Sep 29, 2019 |
And who told this Ant(hony) that Nigerians voted buhari back in February? The man manipulated his way back to aso rock. On a lighter note, The north is so bad that Jesus had to tell his disciples: "Fear NORTH, it is eye". Lolz |
Phones › Re: How Can You Rationally Justify Spending N600,00 On A Phone? by JonOlive: 6:52pm On Sep 29, 2019 |
hopefulLandlord: What!!! mind giving me a sauce on that?
people just spill trash on threads or regurgitate a thrash spilled by another
Abrahamovic bought his Yatch for $700,000,000. https://www.superyachtfan.com/superyacht_eclipse.html
As for his maintenance costs per year, that's €30M
Lagos state annual budget is $2.3B You probably havn't come accross the word Hyperbole. Atleast your dumbass idle head have had something to do today! |
Phones › Re: How Can You Rationally Justify Spending N600,00 On A Phone? by JonOlive: 6:39pm On Sep 29, 2019 |
hopefulLandlord: What!!! mind giving me a sauce on that?
people just spill trash on threads or regurgitate a thrash spilled by another
Abrahamovic bought his Yatch for $700,000,000. https://www.superyachtfan.com/superyacht_eclipse.html
As for his maintenance costs per year, that's €30M
Lagos state annual budget is $2.3B Im sure you haven't come across the word EXAGGERATION. Atleast i ve given your dumbass idle head some assignment to do! |
Phones › Re: How Can You Rationally Justify Spending N600,00 On A Phone? by JonOlive: 1:00pm On Sep 29, 2019 |
This is simple Law of Relativity. As it is rational for you to buy a 'cheap' android phone for #35k and subscribe a data bundle for 'only' #1500 a month, while there are families of 4 or more who live on #5k (food. Water, medicines, transport and all) for a whole month. You could eat in a "cheap" restaurant for #500 a plate while there a families who make a pot of soup with #300 and it will last them 1week. Some guy stay for 2months or more in a Dubai hotel costing $20k per night. $20k will build me a bungalow in my village and buy me a tokunbo toyota camry 2003 model. But someone spends that in one night! The maintainance cost of Roman Abramovich's Yacht per annum is more than the anual budget of lagos state. So I conclude that Life is all about spending in relation to what one has and what one prioritizes. End of story. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Uba Or Access Bank? by JonOlive: 12:04am On Sep 29, 2019 |
Everyone have spoken from the senses i.e human wisdom standpoint. But there is a kind of wisdom known as sonesis. It is the God-kind of wisdom. My dear, my humble advice: Make out a good time and commune with God's Spirit (the One who knows and sees beyond and deeper than the surface) over this matter and i promise you; you shall hear a voice from behind you saying, "This is the way, walk ye in it". |
Crime › Re: Man Arrested By NAPTIP For Locking Up His Daughter For Rejecting Forced Marriage by JonOlive: 3:07am On Sep 28, 2019 |
jerry447: Islam bad The capital of Pakistan is ISLAMABAD |
Sports › Re: Where Man United Nickname 'The Red Devils' Comes From by JonOlive: 8:33am On Sep 27, 2019 |
Latidoh1: Their logo. What is on it? A red Dragon holding a Fork commonly known as the devils Trident. Probably inspired the nickname 'red devils' from those french journalists. |
Politics › Re: Why Vessels Avoid Eastern Ports — NPA Boss by JonOlive: 7:45am On Sep 26, 2019 |
GoTV:
Until the east apologizes to other Nigerians on behalf of that greedy war lord called ojukwu who started the brutal war in our peaceful country, more and more benefits will keep eluding the east  make thunder way dey hungry fire ur foolish mouth |
Food › Re: Ladies Shocked To Discovered Ponmon Inside Their Shawarma by JonOlive: 8:18am On Sep 21, 2019 |
solmusdesigns:

Shawarma simply means Sandwich made with arabic pita bread in arabic, and Sandwich can contain anything as fillings..., in Dubai i have eating all kind of shawarma, some with Chicken, Beef or mutton even hot Dog sussage
The best have eating is the one without any meat, but with Falafel (Arabic Akara balls)
Am sure if the Slay queen tried the falafel shawarma and saw Akara, or the vegetarian type and saw only salad she would report to instablog .. You made a lot of sense but your english can trigger an arabic migraine in somebody's head! |
Politics › Re: Anambra State Govt Commends Air Peace Boss For Bringing Nigerians Home by JonOlive: 9:13am On Sep 13, 2019 |
horsepower101: When is The federal Government going to allow Air peace to make Enugu Airport it’s hub. They have been asking for the past 3 years and even wanted to inject funds to modernize the Airport.
Nigeria we know your game plan very well. My broda, thanks 4dis observation. wen i told certain folks that the FG has cunning machinations against the south-east, they snarled at me without thinking. The FG can approve a new intl airport at ebonyi(which is an easy missile target from the northern mountains). But will keep dragging their feet on the request to construct a new one in anambra. |
Crime › Re: Blessing Okechukwu: Pastor, Wife In Court For Burying Pig Alive In Church by JonOlive: 11:50pm On Sep 10, 2019 |
I refuse to join this bandwagon above. What if the accuser planted the pig there in his plot to oust this pastor and his family from the said property? Its a complex world! |
Travel › Re: Inside Abramovich’s ₦181b Eclipse Yacht With Helipads,Sub & Missile Defence Syst by JonOlive: 1:53am On Sep 09, 2019 |
But for land and political issues, the guy would have built the worlds most expensive stadium for chelsea(£1.3billion). He's got an amazing taste for beautiful things! |
Career › Re: Meet Michael Chukwuebuka Who Sells Bottled, Pure Water In Suit In Lagos (Photos) by JonOlive: 11:56pm On Sep 07, 2019 |
BiafranBushBoy: Not good and it is bullshit, I will explain.
Have you see a factory worker putting on a suit?
Or a footballer wearing an helmet and safety boot?
Every work sector have a dress code that allows for seamless workflow.
If he is doing this for the camera, no biggie then.
If this is real, then he needs some reorientation. My guy found a way to attract national attention (sympathy). Now he's got it. Hes actually smarter than most of us wasting away surfing the net 247 |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The Nominees For Premier League August Player Of The Month by JonOlive: 11:35pm On Sep 07, 2019 |
colossus91: no age on his side oo he is 29 where him dey since wey him no score?? Thats my point. I said age isnt on his side. There are certain players who blossom late in their carreer, that is, from thier mid-twenties. Eg: Drogba Diego Costa Vardy etc |
Politics › Re: Shehu Sani: The North Will Produce Another President In 2023 If… by JonOlive: 9:42am On Sep 07, 2019 |
This Shehu, if his grammer wasnt edited, is damn intelligent! |
Travel › Re: Plan To Evacuate Nigerians From South Africa Suffers Setback Due To Expired Pass by JonOlive: 5:34am On Sep 07, 2019 |
A land, a people who love to get things done via the back door. A land, a people whose way of life is inherently laden and immersed in lies, corruption, evil and wickedness. A cloud of evil hangs over Nigeria. Our iniquity has reached the zenith. Only mercy will salvage us. Pray for Nigeria! |
Travel › Re: FG Approves Construction Of Ebonyi International Airport by JonOlive: 11:07pm On Sep 06, 2019 |
LLobiorah: Ifere mee gi nna! Please how's ebonyi close to northeast? List the states that surrounds ebonyi, and tell us how she shares border with the northeast.
Olodo gara sch ota Akara! Ebonyi shares boundary with Benue at a point very close to Taraba. With missile launchers mounted on the mambilla plateau, Ebonyi intl airport will be an easy target. Hausa get political sense pass una! Why do u think the FG has refused to approve that of Anambra? Abi u think they have not applied severally. Do u think any state that has money can just begin to build an intl airport? Mara ihe nwam! |
Travel › Re: FG Approves Construction Of Ebonyi International Airport by JonOlive: 9:31pm On Sep 06, 2019 |
LLobiorah: Wonders shall never end; I thought have seen it all?? Ebonyi, closer to the northeast?
Guy you really go sch ota okara.  Ndo nna! oga cambridge ga lee map anya. Aturu awusa |
Travel › Re: FG Approves Construction Of Ebonyi International Airport by JonOlive: 9:29pm On Sep 06, 2019 |
NNEWIsuper: ignoramus, Enugu is the closest to the north and has airport..Ebonyi is the most Eastern..besides is state government sponsored...make jealousy no kiil u oo Ebonyi easternmost? a look at the political map of Nigeria may(i use 'may' maka i suspect na ikpuru isi) help u. |
Travel › Re: FG Approves Construction Of Ebonyi International Airport by JonOlive: 7:27pm On Sep 06, 2019 |
They would approve it cos Ebonyi is close to the North-East(for easier attack/control by the Hausa/fulani in case of another civil war). They'd never approve a seaport or international airport in Abia or Anambra. Quote me anywhere! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The Nominees For Premier League August Player Of The Month by JonOlive: 7:17pm On Sep 06, 2019 |
This Pukki guy is really phenomenal. Scored the only goal/winner for Finland vs Greece. Were age on his side, most top clubs would be quequeing up for him. |
Politics › Re: Xenophobia: Why We Closed Our Embassy In Nigeria – South Africa by JonOlive: 9:07am On Sep 06, 2019 |
It is chain reactions such as these that makes those ill-advised attacks on people of different nationality, tribe, political affiliation, religion etc very dangerous. Lets learn to live in peace with all men. |
Sports › Re: Racism Lies With The Football Authorities- Kompany by JonOlive: 6:59am On Sep 06, 2019*. Modified: 9:09am On Sep 06, 2019 |
The fan who made monkey chants yesterday becomes an authority in football tommoro. There is trully no end in sight for racism in Europe. |
Sports › Re: Alex Iwobi Mocked By Everton Teammates In Training by JonOlive: 11:21pm On Sep 05, 2019 |
SultanOfAbia: Igbo Guys are dominating EPL
Iwobi
Iheanacho
Pogba
You left out:
Ibe
Bisaka(meaning 'touch')
Ndidi
Nacho(short for Iheanacho) |
Politics › Re: Xenophobia: No Nigerian Killed In South Africa - Presidency by JonOlive: 6:31am On Sep 05, 2019 |
Isnt she right? Does Buhari, her paymaster consider southerners to be Nigerians? Technically it is Biafrans and Ooduans who lost thier lives! |
Politics › Re: Red Line Drawn Against South Africa - Onyeama, Foreign Affairs Minister by JonOlive: 7:06pm On Sep 04, 2019 |
AKAWORLDWIDE: Nigerians should leave south Africa if they can't keep up with our laws and stop playing these self pity games.
Years ago they told more than 2 million Africans to leave their country causing death and losses to many Africans then now they are traveling back to those countries they chase away years ago and trying to do shit there.
We won't take that! Could this be d real AKA? What are u doing on Nairaland forum? |
Business › Re: South Africa Attacks: DSTV Call Center Now Unavailable. by JonOlive: 3:18am On Sep 04, 2019 |
[quote author=TheAk post=81897997][/quote]what?!:-O |
Business › Re: South Africa Attacks: DSTV Call Center Now Unavailable. by JonOlive: 10:29pm On Sep 03, 2019 |
Was passing by a Nursery sch in pretoria and overheard nursery 1 pupils reciting: A is for Africa! S is for South! X is for Xylophone!
''Sharaap!!!'' Said the teacher. ''Now repeat after me: X is for Xenophobia!'' |
Crime › Re: Nigerians In South African Arm Themselves In Defence (Videos) by JonOlive: 6:29pm On Sep 03, 2019 |
I sincerely hope n pray things will not escalate. Were our leadership correct over the years, there would be much less Nigerians moving abroad. God's intervention. |