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Religion / Re: Oyedepo: If Invited To Become Nigeria’s President, I Will Consider It A Demotion by JonOlive: 9:31pm On Oct 05, 2020 |
Kobojunkie: My friend don't teach the bible when you haven't even read the bible. You are going into error and it is error that leads people to damnation. Be careful about your outbursts against God's servants. Even when they are making very clear mistakes; it is not for you to judge them. They are only answerable to God. And on your theology about the use of Shepherds in addressing men of God see 1Peter 5 1 The elders which are among you I exhort, who am also an elder, and a witness of the sufferings of Christ, and also a partaker of the glory that shall be revealed: 2 Feed the flock of God which is among you, taking the oversight thereof, not by constraint, but willingly; not for filthy lucre, but of a ready mind; 3 Neither as being lords over God's heritage, but being ensamples to the flock. 4 And when the chief Shepherd shall appear, ye shall receive a crown of glory that fadeth not away. Here the bible addresses Christ as the 'Chief Shepherd ' ... this means that any body having an oversight function over the flock of Christ is a Shepherd. Pls read your bible. God bless you |
Forum Games / Re: Who Can Interprete This Picture? by JonOlive: 9:19pm On Jul 10, 2020 |
Knowledge keeps your head above the waters(challenges) |
Sports / Re: Frank Lampard To Win Premiership For Liverpool Than Steven Gerrad Did by JonOlive: 9:14pm On Jun 25, 2020 |
Credit for the Title was solely Liverpools excellent effort rather than any perceived help from anywhere. Even if Chelsea lost today, Liverpool will still win the League. So this is a no brainer |
Health / Re: Who Else Has Lost Sense Of Smell And Taste? by JonOlive: 11:59pm On May 28, 2020 |
my sore throat have refused to go for over 2months now. Our toilet is a bit public and smells so bad but I do sit there now and chat on WhatsApp for 45mins! No smell! My fine perfume and horrible armpit all have no smell or odour anymore. But surprisingly, no headache, fever or anything of that nature. I'm fit as fiddle. Could Africans be immune to Covid or is it God's mercies? I think most of us got Covid and survived it without any qualms. Thank you Jesus! 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Couple Caught Having Sex On The Street In London Amid Coronavirus Lockdown (Pix) by JonOlive: 9:58pm On Apr 14, 2020 |
Konji na bastard! My Spiro fianceè confessed she feels ho*ny (for the first time) and she only noticed this since staying idle at home in this lockdown. So we are planning to tie the knot next weekend. No reception... just me, her, a priest and her family. Corona di egwu 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome Speaks On Pastors Arrested For Defying Isolation Order by JonOlive: 3:55am On Apr 04, 2020 |
What a senseless world! Churches should close. Pastors should stay indoors. But weed smoking soldiers, gin drunk policemen, sexual pervasive doctors and nurses should be allowed to roam about. You needed the to see the multitude crowded at 512 Festac Town Lagos in the name of collecting relief materials(one derica tin of rice and one loaf of 100naira bread). That crowd alone is more than enough to propagate the virus in exponential proportions... and this crowd was congregated by government officials. Wherein is the wisdom of this world? make I sleep joor. Keep deceiving yourselves. 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: 85-Year-Old Woman Jumps To Death In Anambra State (Disturbing Photo) by JonOlive: 1:26pm On Mar 18, 2020 |
Armaggedon:because for media practitioners, bad news is good news. News is a report of unusual events. do you get this? |
Politics / Re: Aftermath Of Abule Ado Explosion Lagos (Live Pictures) by JonOlive: 12:38am On Mar 16, 2020 |
Simplyleo:Oga what he's saying isn't about the casualty number but the physical impact. This explosion caused a serious vibration all through Lagos Mainland. Windows were shattered in many building's over 5km away the explosion site. The question is, could this be more than a pipeline explosion or a heavy bomb? |
Food / Re: Coconut Without Meat: Has Anyone Seen This Type Of Coconut Before? (Photos) by JonOlive: 3:12pm On Mar 13, 2020 |
there's a masquerade from Anambra called Ogbagu. it eats coconut on the tree! I've seen many of such 'meatless' coconuts. nothing new. obu ogbagu tara ya... 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Jimmy Odukoya Disguises As Homeless Man To See People's Response by JonOlive: 6:58pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
RiyaGoddess:just wear anything clean and decent. Thank God for you:-D 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Newly Married Couple Commit Suicide Over Wedding Debt, Blame Guests by JonOlive: 3:58am On Dec 17, 2019 |
Godfrey858:I knw say na Naija been dey yo mind:-D |
Politics / Re: Governors Wike And Umahi Clash Over Buhari - The Nation by JonOlive: 8:21am On Dec 14, 2019 |
wella. |
Politics / Re: President Buhari Returns To Abuja From Egypt (photos) by JonOlive: 2:10am On Dec 14, 2019 |
Ok. |
Politics / Re: PDP Mocks Akpabio, Says He Withdrew To Avoid Another Defeat by JonOlive: 1:33am On Dec 14, 2019 |
Hmm. |
Politics / Re: Huge Pension Of Ex-Governors Of Lagos State (Full List) by JonOlive: 1:32am On Dec 14, 2019 |
Family, pls I desperately need a job. I possesses a diploma in Theology and another in TV Journalism. I play the piano and sing handsomely. And I am very good at camera operations. I am a prolific writer and fluent reader. I can be a very good radio/tv presenter or newspaper feature writer. Couldnt continue with my degree (at NTA TV College) for lack of funds. Im tired of menial jobs. I reside in Jos. Pls is there someone who will show me some love and offer me a job. Brokage don pepper me wella. |
Politics / Re: Falana: Malami Sacked The Team Prosecuting Sowore — After Court Invasion by JonOlive: 1:29am On Dec 14, 2019 |
ok. |
Politics / Re: Did Tb Joshua Prophesy Trump’s Impeachment? by JonOlive: 1:23am On Dec 14, 2019 |
hmm? 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Nigeria Finally Unseats South Africa As The Most Valuable Brand In Africa by JonOlive: 12:59am On Dec 14, 2019 |
Family, pls I desperately need a job. I possess a diploma in Theology and another in TV Journalism. I play the piano and sing handsomely. And I am very good at camera operations. I am a prolific writer and fluent reader. I can be a very good radio/tv presenter or newspaper feature writer. Couldnt continue with my degree (at NTA TV College) for lack of funds. Im tired of menial jobs. I reside in Jos. Pls is there someone who will show me some love and offer me a job. Brokage don pepper me wella. |
Webmasters / Re: What Is A CAPTCHA And What Is It Used For In Web Browsing? by JonOlive: 9:20am On Nov 29, 2019 |
TheGiftedOne: If you understand that the secret of online business (blogging) lies with the volume of traffic generated. If the mods choose to post only educative contents at the expense of entertainment and other topics that cut accross every strata of the society, the volume of traffick would drop hence bad business. You need to understand this. 2 Likes |
Health / Re: Share Your Experience(s) With Nigerian Doctors by JonOlive: 8:36am On Nov 27, 2019 |
Johnny1013:ibuprofen is a pain killer and headache is a pain. Doctor ddnt do anything wrong here. 3 Likes |
Health / Re: Mad Woman Gives Birth In Bayelsa State, Father Of Child Still Unknown by JonOlive: 12:40pm On Nov 08, 2019 |
We can't choose who, when, where and under which circumstance we are born. This child could still reach enviable heights in life. May God bless whoever it was that provided those baby care things. 6 Likes |
Crime / Re: Please, Send Me To Prison, Man Begs Court by JonOlive: 11:48pm On Oct 31, 2019 |
Two conclusion: 1. Scofield loading... Expect a prison break soon. 2. Free accomodation, free plates of watery beans, and an opportunity to get a strong coaching on burgling for 2yrs. My guy knows what he's doing |
Crime / Re: Pastor Arrested For Rubbing Oil On Church Members’ Vagina And Clitoris by JonOlive: 11:37pm On Oct 31, 2019 |
Na d women wey open for am i dey blame |
Crime / Re: I Stole Baby To Deceive My Husband That I Was Truly Pregnant – Woman Confesses by JonOlive: 11:34pm On Oct 31, 2019 |
When child bearing is valued above marriage itself, what do you expect. But sorry Madam, it is game over for you. |
Health / Re: Katie Kleinxo: Lady Who Is HIV Positive Tattooed 'HIV+' On Her Private Part by JonOlive: 11:29pm On Oct 31, 2019 |
americaninja1:what did you just say?!:-O 22 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Lady Steals Her Benefactor’s Child Just To Deceive Her Own Husband . by JonOlive: 11:26pm On Oct 31, 2019 |
In a country where child bearing is the womans only valid marriage certificate, what do you expect? 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Petition Against Tinubu “lying Fallow” In Our Office –EFCC Source by JonOlive: 11:21pm On Oct 31, 2019 |
Thief trying to catch thief 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Members Invade Ondo State by JonOlive: 11:17pm On Oct 31, 2019 |
The topic is misleading. They only rumoured to invade. They havent. This is fake news. |
Politics / Re: Is The Border Shutdown Finally Uniting Nigerians? by JonOlive: 11:09pm On Oct 31, 2019 |
An ignorant Giant we are... A nation oblivious of its great potentials. ''He that is in the place of honour but knoweth it not is like a beast that perisheth". So says the holy writ. 1 Like 1 Share |
Culture / Re: What Does This Nigerian Pidgin English Mean by JonOlive: 12:49pm On Oct 31, 2019 |
To spill the beans. To wash one's dirty linen publicly |
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