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Religion / Re: Oyedepo: If Invited To Become Nigeria’s President, I Will Consider It A Demotion by JonOlive: 9:31pm On Oct 05, 2020
Kobojunkie:
Who made him a shepherd? undecided

Jesus Christ never made his followers, who were themselves sheep, shepherds over his sheep. Jesus Christ was clear when He said that He alone is the shepherd over His own sheep. He alone is the one to Teach/instruct/Help/Guide/Counsel etc. His shepherd. He made this clear in His commandments, warning His followers never to install themselves over His sheep. undecided undecided
How can a sheep be expected to shepherd another sheep? Don't you all listen to what Jesus Christ said at all? undecided undecided undecided

My friend don't teach the bible when you haven't even read the bible. You are going into error and it is error that leads people to damnation. Be careful about your outbursts against God's servants. Even when they are making very clear mistakes; it is not for you to judge them. They are only answerable to God.
And on your theology about the use of Shepherds in addressing men of God see 1Peter 5
1 The elders which are among you I exhort, who am also an elder, and a witness of the sufferings of Christ, and also a partaker of the glory that shall be revealed:

2 Feed the flock of God which is among you, taking the oversight thereof, not by constraint, but willingly; not for filthy lucre, but of a ready mind;

3 Neither as being lords over God's heritage, but being ensamples to the flock.

4 And when the chief Shepherd shall appear, ye shall receive a crown of glory that fadeth not away.

Here the bible addresses Christ as the 'Chief Shepherd ' ... this means that any body having an oversight function over the flock of Christ is a Shepherd. Pls read your bible. God bless you
Forum Games / Re: Who Can Interprete This Picture? by JonOlive: 9:19pm On Jul 10, 2020
Knowledge keeps your head above the waters(challenges)
Sports / Re: Frank Lampard To Win Premiership For Liverpool Than Steven Gerrad Did by JonOlive: 9:14pm On Jun 25, 2020
Credit for the Title was solely Liverpools excellent effort rather than any perceived help from anywhere. Even if Chelsea lost today, Liverpool will still win the League. So this is a no brainer
Health / Re: Who Else Has Lost Sense Of Smell And Taste? by JonOlive: 11:59pm On May 28, 2020
my sore throat have refused to go for over 2months now. Our toilet is a bit public and smells so bad but I do sit there now and chat on WhatsApp for 45mins! No smell! My fine perfume and horrible armpit all have no smell or odour anymore. But surprisingly, no headache, fever or anything of that nature. I'm fit as fiddle. Could Africans be immune to Covid or is it God's mercies? I think most of us got Covid and survived it without any qualms. Thank you Jesus!

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Romance / Re: Couple Caught Having Sex On The Street In London Amid Coronavirus Lockdown (Pix) by JonOlive: 9:58pm On Apr 14, 2020
Konji na bastard! My Spiro fianceè confessed she feels ho*ny (for the first time) and she only noticed this since staying idle at home in this lockdown. So we are planning to tie the knot next weekend. No reception... just me, her, a priest and her family. Corona di egwu

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Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome Speaks On Pastors Arrested For Defying Isolation Order by JonOlive: 3:55am On Apr 04, 2020
What a senseless world! Churches should close. Pastors should stay indoors. But weed smoking soldiers, gin drunk policemen, sexual pervasive doctors and nurses should be allowed to roam about. You needed the to see the multitude crowded at 512 Festac Town Lagos in the name of collecting relief materials(one derica tin of rice and one loaf of 100naira bread). That crowd alone is more than enough to propagate the virus in exponential proportions... and this crowd was congregated by government officials. Wherein is the wisdom of this world? make I sleep joor. Keep deceiving yourselves.

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Crime / Re: 85-Year-Old Woman Jumps To Death In Anambra State (Disturbing Photo) by JonOlive: 1:26pm On Mar 18, 2020
Armaggedon:
why is it that 60% of the nation news coverage in the east is negative?
because for media practitioners, bad news is good news. News is a report of unusual events. do you get this?
Politics / Re: Aftermath Of Abule Ado Explosion Lagos (Live Pictures) by JonOlive: 12:38am On Mar 16, 2020
Simplyleo:

Because it is right inside a residential area with high population density.

So, its impact on lives and property is very high and devastating.
Oga what he's saying isn't about the casualty number but the physical impact. This explosion caused a serious vibration all through Lagos Mainland. Windows were shattered in many building's over 5km away the explosion site. The question is, could this be more than a pipeline explosion or a heavy bomb?
Food / Re: Coconut Without Meat: Has Anyone Seen This Type Of Coconut Before? (Photos) by JonOlive: 3:12pm On Mar 13, 2020
there's a masquerade from Anambra called Ogbagu. it eats coconut on the tree! I've seen many of such 'meatless' coconuts. nothing new. obu ogbagu tara ya...

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Religion / Re: Jimmy Odukoya Disguises As Homeless Man To See People's Response by JonOlive: 6:58pm On Dec 23, 2019
RiyaGoddess:
I really thank God for the compassionate heart He's given to me. When I saw the video, I heard the Holy Spirit say to me Shile, you would have passed the test...

Yay It's my first Christmas ever next tomorrow. I can't keep calm...
#12MonthsLovingJesusWithNoRegrets


Modified- Please I no buy Christmas clothes ooo. Can I wear my old clothes to church for Christmas service or must it be new Christmas cloth?
This is my first Christmas ooo how una dey do am?
just wear anything clean and decent. Thank God for you:-D

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Crime / Re: Newly Married Couple Commit Suicide Over Wedding Debt, Blame Guests by JonOlive: 3:58am On Dec 17, 2019
Godfrey858:
Just one country was at the back of my mind before I opened this thread


cheesy cheesy

hit like if you thought so

RIP to the dead
I knw say na Naija been dey yo mind:-D
Politics / Re: Governors Wike And Umahi Clash Over Buhari - The Nation by JonOlive: 8:21am On Dec 14, 2019
wella.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Returns To Abuja From Egypt (photos) by JonOlive: 2:10am On Dec 14, 2019
Ok.
Politics / Re: PDP Mocks Akpabio, Says He Withdrew To Avoid Another Defeat by JonOlive: 1:33am On Dec 14, 2019
Hmm.
Politics / Re: Huge Pension Of Ex-Governors Of Lagos State (Full List) by JonOlive: 1:32am On Dec 14, 2019
Family, pls I desperately need a job. I possesses a diploma in Theology and another in TV Journalism. I play the piano and sing handsomely. And I am very good at camera operations. I am a prolific writer and fluent reader. I can be a very good radio/tv presenter or newspaper feature writer. Couldnt continue with my degree (at NTA TV College) for lack of funds. Im tired of menial jobs. I reside in Jos. Pls is there someone who will show me some love and offer me a job. Brokage don pepper me wella.
Politics / Re: Falana: Malami Sacked The Team Prosecuting Sowore — After Court Invasion by JonOlive: 1:29am On Dec 14, 2019
ok.
Politics / Re: Did Tb Joshua Prophesy Trump’s Impeachment? by JonOlive: 1:23am On Dec 14, 2019
hmm?

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Finally Unseats South Africa As The Most Valuable Brand In Africa by JonOlive: 12:59am On Dec 14, 2019
Family, pls I desperately need a job. I possess a diploma in Theology and another in TV Journalism. I play the piano and sing handsomely. And I am very good at camera operations. I am a prolific writer and fluent reader. I can be a very good radio/tv presenter or newspaper feature writer. Couldnt continue with my degree (at NTA TV College) for lack of funds. Im tired of menial jobs. I reside in Jos. Pls is there someone who will show me some love and offer me a job. Brokage don pepper me wella.
Webmasters / Re: What Is A CAPTCHA And What Is It Used For In Web Browsing? by JonOlive: 9:20am On Nov 29, 2019
TheGiftedOne:
This kinda threads made me join NL. Therefore, if this one doesn't make FP, I'll know NL has totally lost it and quietly deactivate my account.

Enough of BBN say, slay queen twerk, ABC pose in cleavage bearing, CDE couple pose in sultry clothes etc...

I'm here to improve my IQ not kill it.

Lemme dance to OP's nice post.

If you understand that the secret of online business (blogging) lies with the volume of traffic generated. If the mods choose to post only educative contents at the expense of entertainment and other topics that cut accross every strata of the society, the volume of traffick would drop hence bad business. You need to understand this.

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Health / Re: Share Your Experience(s) With Nigerian Doctors by JonOlive: 8:36am On Nov 27, 2019
Johnny1013:
This is a true life story.....Went to a government hospital and I had headache and the Foolish idiot told me to take Ibuprofen .No jokes ,Na im I no sey God is in control
ibuprofen is a pain killer and headache is a pain. Doctor ddnt do anything wrong here.

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Health / Re: Mad Woman Gives Birth In Bayelsa State, Father Of Child Still Unknown by JonOlive: 12:40pm On Nov 08, 2019
We can't choose who, when, where and under which circumstance we are born. This child could still reach enviable heights in life. May God bless whoever it was that provided those baby care things.

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Crime / Re: Please, Send Me To Prison, Man Begs Court by JonOlive: 11:48pm On Oct 31, 2019
Two conclusion:
1. Scofield loading... Expect a prison break soon.
2. Free accomodation, free plates of watery beans, and an opportunity to get a strong coaching on burgling for 2yrs.


My guy knows what he's doing
Crime / Re: Pastor Arrested For Rubbing Oil On Church Members’ Vagina And Clitoris by JonOlive: 11:37pm On Oct 31, 2019
Na d women wey open for am i dey blame
Crime / Re: I Stole Baby To Deceive My Husband That I Was Truly Pregnant – Woman Confesses by JonOlive: 11:34pm On Oct 31, 2019
When child bearing is valued above marriage itself, what do you expect. But sorry Madam, it is game over for you.
Health / Re: Katie Kleinxo: Lady Who Is HIV Positive Tattooed 'HIV+' On Her Private Part by JonOlive: 11:29pm On Oct 31, 2019
americaninja1:
Grass go sooncover d sign post
what did you just say?!:-O

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Crime / Re: Lady Steals Her Benefactor’s Child Just To Deceive Her Own Husband . by JonOlive: 11:26pm On Oct 31, 2019
In a country where child bearing is the womans only valid marriage certificate, what do you expect?

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Politics / Re: Petition Against Tinubu “lying Fallow” In Our Office –EFCC Source by JonOlive: 11:21pm On Oct 31, 2019
Thief trying to catch thief

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Members Invade Ondo State by JonOlive: 11:17pm On Oct 31, 2019
The topic is misleading. They only rumoured to invade. They havent. This is fake news.
Politics / Re: Is The Border Shutdown Finally Uniting Nigerians? by JonOlive: 11:09pm On Oct 31, 2019
An ignorant Giant we are... A nation oblivious of its great potentials. ''He that is in the place of honour but knoweth it not is like a beast that perisheth". So says the holy writ.

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Culture / Re: What Does This Nigerian Pidgin English Mean by JonOlive: 12:49pm On Oct 31, 2019
To spill the beans. To wash one's dirty linen publicly

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