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tylann:
Nilikuwa nmeweka Lakini Diego simeone amenitoa nje Matako sana

Hater!

Glad City won it ! Hii game karibu iunguze bet!

tylann:
Yes iam a big investor but sometimes the rates at the stock exchange don't favour me
I was watching the game i wanted Swansea to win
Fucck pep guardiola

PMSL when was I irresponsible?

samorobo:
Lol....i can dwell on yours if you can be responsible on this thread

What a comeback from City ! tylann wewe huwa unabet?

Convert your figures into US dollars for an easy comparison. We know full well that your currency is dog shite!

68816419:
Agric, manufactured goods rise 896%, 278%, as Nigeria’s export trade hit 6-year high at N19.09trn
God bless Nigeria, we are surely rising

Nigeria achieved some milestones in the export of agricultural and manufactured products during the year 2018 as both sectors rose 896.9 percent and 278.2 per cent respective fully over their 2017 levels to N302.3 billion and N645.7 billion.

This is as total value of Nigeria’s exports hit a six-year of N19.09 trillion mark on the back of improved non-oil export, despite the continued dominance of crude oil export.
Overall, total export value increased by 40.45 per cent year-on-year from N13.59 trillion in 2017.
According to the National Bureau of Statistics (NBS), Nigeria’s export improved significantly in 2018, and this represents a 6-year all-time high compared to the value of exports in 2014.
Specifically, in 2014, Nigeria’s export trade was valued at N16 trillion. However, the nation’s export trade dropped drastically in 2015 to N9.6 trillion and N8.5 trillion in 2016 respectively. In 2017 and 2018, they rebounded.
Imports also grew significantly to N13 trillion in 2018. Compared to N9 trillion in 2017, representing a 38 per cent growth in imports for the period under review.
Nonetheless, Crude oil export recorded the highest value of exported goods in 2018, and this was valued at N15.7 trillion as against ₦11 trillion in 2017.
Manufactured goods topped the list of import value in 2018 at N7.5 trillion.
Energy goods recorded the lowest import valued at N178.18 million
The value of Agriculture imports declined by 3.9 per cent from N886.7 billion in 2017 to N851.6 billion in 2018.
https://www.businessamlive.com/agric...-at-n19-09trn/

Russia will soon eclipse Germany as Europe's biggest economy.Just like Saudi Arabia,the way Russia operates makes it not a developed nation. These two are not democratic and so they aren't classified as developed by Western standards even though they are economically advanced and their citizens enjoy a high per capita income!

tylann:
If Russia is not developed by now then it will never be developed
I guess is Chile alone that has achieved the transition
No African country will do that very soon

Turkey, Russia and China aren't even here yet. Even Saudi Arabia with a per capita of almost 40000 dollars . I guess it depends on which criteria you'll use to classify that a certain country is developed or not. As for Western standards,the countries I have just mentioned don't make the cut .

tylann:
A lot of people refused that when i told them
What about Turkey

I read somewhere that it was King Solomon's and the Queen of Sheba's son that founded Ethiopia!

mtisTheQubit:
no i dont.

so ya not a relative of king Solomon...Selassie i was

A GDP per capita of 25,000 is highly considered by most for a country to get the status of a developed country.Chile is top in South America and looks set to get this status. Some think it's already developed.

tylann:
Is Chile a developed country

Just like CM Punk,I'm drug free!

tylann:
Any alcoholic beverage makes me sick
Guarana huwa naskia watu wakisema ni ya madem

Tylann is 'that nigga'!

I always knew pharmacists as clean but this fella is different!

mtisTheQubit:
man how do you enjoy life outside your den...smoking is prohibited almost everywhere..weed is like a taboo here..unawasha ukicheck ball or what ?

I do connect to my Maker but when I see a good ass I'm looking!

mtisTheQubit:
ya cant serve two masters at the same time...

What did you drink that made you throw up? Guarana?

tylann:
Iam allergic to booze i throw up every time i take it

Caught up between the two! Can't say I'm either of them!

mtisTheQubit:
Either then y'a religious one or you are into ladies..

I don't take booze nor do I smoke!

tylann:
Iam always on that 24hrs
I can share if you want

You are such a character,how many blunts for today?

tylann:
Yes 1 ..2..3..and jonraid has it

Zero chances of him kicking out when the referee does the count!

tylann:
Yeah
It will take him out of the equation

We've caught most undocumented Somalis,Eritreans and some Ethiopians using Kenya as a gateway to South Africa.Most are also caught in Tanzania too.

Most travel by road hiding in lorries and trucks!

mtisTheQubit:
Serious that number is not sustainable...every Tom, Dick and Harry just wanna bring their issues there...even the Somalis

What about the DDT by Danny Ambrose? That one should finish the job!

tylann:
A German suplex from Brock lesnar will do

We can as well give them the immigrants bulldozer in Fred Matiang'i!

mtisTheQubit:
Nostra your country is very welcoming..0ver 5 million immigrants an counting...should do something about it ..just saying

Or a brogue kick from Sheamus!

tylann:
You need a clemo kick from drew macltnyre
Show us where Kenyans are dying 2019

Fr!

TayserMahri:

Waititu is a special case!

The guy proposed relocation of rivers just to save property of cartels who had built on riparian land! I'm glad that no one listened to him!

tylann:
How about relocating rivers ( waititu )
Kenya will kill me one day

On a serious note,the special needs learners who are mentally handicapped are a much brilliant lot than most Nigerians here!

kikuyu1:
That a nigga can repeat this ishyt after all this time shows the real problem with Naijjans: "effective teaching techniques for mentally challenged kids."

Typical Kenya.That would have been a good excuse as to why the car was bammed against a pillar! Remember the 1000 dollars ''non-carcinogenic wheelbarrows''?

Ain't leaving Kenya,it's comedy gold here!

TayserMahri:
He's capable of everything. Who's to say he wasnt testing the airbags?

Do you dwell on our victories though?

I atleast 'appreciate royalty' when i see it!

samorobo:
Is this all you have say , I thought you come ate real hard ..since you dwelling on our failure more than our victories....anyway I like it when you call me son of Ambode lol

A deep source at State House which did not want to be named due to the sensititvity of the matter said that Uhuru bammed the Peugeot car against a pillar just moments after getting it's engine on!

TayserMahri:
The whole cockpit would fail the test no doubt.

'Would of' been much better if you rapped it,the son of Ambode!

Still this won't change a thing though!

samorobo:
Giant of poverty...he'll no
More like largest economy in africa
More like the country who your country is begging the richest man in africa to invest in cement industry
More like the african country with highest number of influential people at the world level in this continent
More a country whose gdp per capital is by far bigger than yours
More like a country whose GNI per capita is by far bigger than yours
More like the country whose military is more bigger than yours
More like the country whose has a single state that is bigger than your entire country economy
More like is ranked thrid and regarded as more technologically developed than your country even though you claim to have an illusory silicon savannah
More like a country that has released the highest amount of money in it history to tackle extreme poverty
More a country whose has hosted the like of bill Gates, mark Zuckerberg, and the top richest people in the world in one venue during dangote daughter wedding
More like a country building the largest free trade zone in africa
More like a country regarded as the african country which the most ambitious infastural investment in the continent and among countries of the world
More like a country that is regarded as the 23rd largest economy in the world
More like a country whose universities are ranked by far better than yours and ranked among global power universities

Let me stop here cause I am tired

I get it,thanks for the feedback!

ednited:
No, I don't think it is because of language.


we don't like Twitter. I have two Twitter accounts but I forgot password. I don't like it

I don't use Facebook now. I have deactivated it. I only use telegram and instagram now

Is it because of the language? I saw that most of you write in Amharic when I visited your PM's facebook page.The Facebook translation itself is a big letdown.

Miss me with Instagram,can't recall the last time I logged in! I only log in to see what the missus is up to. I'm a proper stalker!

ednited:
We do use Facebook a looottttt. But Ethiopians don't interact with foreigners, that's why


We don't use Twitter actually

we use instagram

we don't use whatsapp but telegram

You won't find Ethiopians here. . . never. . . .unless Ethiopian community is formed here. They just don't interact

Talk of avoiding the elephant in the room with memes! Don't be so ignorant son!

AskiaHarem

Talking shite you are.Get slayed you will!

AskiaHarem