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wen una start did thread, i bin tink say una wan add pidgin proverb join am. Oya make we start; if u no know de answer, u fit ask julius agwu or basket mouth make e helep una. make una know say de answer for pidgin no always be the same answer for english. here goes: 1. Birds of de same feather, na de same mama born dem! 2. A bird in hand, na to kill and chop! 3. a friend in need, oya make sombody answer na, |
well, where do we draw the 'moderation' line? i cant stand people who drink beer and other shaks, but yours truly will drink some irish cream if she comes accross it, (dat ting sweet! ) and i dont mind the odd glass of palm wine now and then(loved it as a child, twas always in the fridge in my family house in ekiti) !! does that make me a bad christian? i rarely eva get to drink both anyways, irish cream is expensive, and its very hard gettin unadulterated 'pammy' these days. na wa sha, ![]() |
If there were no God, there would be no atheists.Peeps, and where, pray tell, is our very own "brother Huxley?" (hey, im prophesying into his life )wuldve thunk he'd be all ova this thread by now!! |
omoovie:Automatic Slap?? thats not all!! everyone would gather and ask you (with tons of disgust and outrage), "shey oo fe dagba sha?!! Abi oo ni iya ni ile?!!) (dont you want to grow old?!! abi you no get mama for house?!!) |
Guys, this is one i really looove, its very funny when quoted under appropriate circumstances: A ko le ni tori a fe je eran, ki a pe malu ni 'buoda" direct word-4-word translation: "i cant say becos i want to eat beef, i should start calling cow 'broda'!" |
1. Yiyo ti ekun n yo, kii se ti ojo (the gentle creeping of a tiger is not born out of cowardice) 2. akeyinje ko mo pe idi nro adiye (the eater of eggs no know say 'bumbum' dey pain chicken) |
How bout this really annoying one: Reverse back!! |
davidylan:My sentiments exactly (still yawning!) |
davidylan:Yet again (rolling eyes, yawning!) |
layzie:Be serious na . Really? |
kufreabasi:million-dollar question. but seriously, all these s0-called 'superbanks'. hmm. i dont trust any organisation owned by naija pple, run by naija pple, 4 naija pple-we are just naturally crooked pple, sad to say. plus if ENRON could crash, anybody can crash. make una shine una eye! |
I read thoroughly without comments the other thread about tithing and debts. I believe in tithing and honestly think Christians should pay it without asking questions or checking how the pastor or church council is spending it but one person wrote that tithing is not about the money but about obedience to God and this made me to ask :@ redhotchic(poster) Please i would really love you to get a reply from you in response to this question: was the above quote your Original post, word for word?? becos i pride myself on having a really, really good memory and i do not remember you saying anything about the said relative's mother's life being on the line. you just said he was in need. i may be wrong, but i doubt it. please reply, becos im sooo getting sick of people's posts being 'doctored' by the moderators. I want to confirm from you b4 i make further comments. Please reply. |
ayomifull:ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLRRRIGHT!!!!!!!!! I am loving this!!! More testimonies please!! In the name of Jesus, i tap into what God did for you, he'll do the same for me, i want twin boys too, and i know that my wish will be granted like yours was, in Jesus name, amen!! |
MyAfriplac:Go gaga over pot belly?? eewwww. . nada! the clause for the going gaga is that he's attractive. if he's potbellied-hairy-k-legged-woteva, it wuld only make one repulsed. lets not flog the issue too much. pot-bellied-hairy-k-egged etc, COVER UP. you dont look good anyways. Attractive, flat-bellied-nice-legged etc, COVER UP. You mite get jumped!( ) just cover up, like you always tell the ladies to!! |
jydeboy: Ah, ija wa ti pari tay, tay (long time ago). Ma binu jare. if there was an olive leaf smiley i'd have sent it to you!Takia, and have a lovely day. |
detruth: Ewooo!!! I Loove nairaland!! |
i thought this thread is closed. why bring it up again? there are better things to discuss on nairaland.my sentiments exactly oo, @PosterI wonder why such a sacred matter like these should be brought here when you know that there are different heads and minds locking around the forum just for the fun of mockery. I reverence the man of God (Pst. E.A. Adeboye) with the whole of my heart, the opinion of ANY mortal man not withstanding. I will never give my pearl to pigs!i tire o. i blame the poster too in a way, but his intentions were good, and for me, i was blessed by his post. ogbeisioma:That bible quote again?? . ( !!!) (hey, wot can i say)As for your experience/ miracle, Preach it, preacher!! Im very happy for you. Laura B:And in MY opinion, the above post by Laura B says it all. Nairalanders, no matter wot, dont abuse men of God. it is very, very risky. Even if you feel the man in question is not operating with true annointing, or has turned from God and is doin his own thing, just be quiet, and leave him to God. Why do you think David refused to kill Saul, saying he could not put his hands against the Lord's annointed? Saul was a man God had rejected, but it was still not David's place to speak ill of him, much less kill him. Im glad jydeboy believes in God and the Holy spirit. But Im sure he does not want to offend same God and the Holy spirit in case he's wrong, innit? I feel its ok to ask for proof of wot you feel you dont understand, (wot if it was a muslim asking, wanting to know more about xtianity?) but there are better ways of doing it. Talking about jydeboy's said bad experiences with some redeemed pastors, Pastor Adeboye cannot be held responsible for the behaviour of one pastor or the other in such a huge church. If a catholic priest is sleeping with a lady in the church, when he's suposed to be celibate, does that mean the pope is a demon? Of course not. Even the bible predicts wolves masquerading as sheep. we are in the end times. Please, people, let us be careful. Maybe nairalanders who got healing and other miracles can stand up and share their testimonies, |
MyAfriplac:well, believe it. But we are not talking about a naked male body, as in naked . we are talkin bout a semi-naked body, which i think (hey, correct me anyone, if im wrong) has much more of an effect than a naked body. If i see a guy naked (holy moly!! . look? not blinking likely!! thats too much assault on the senses. but now, if he's ripped and topless and just in jeans, chances are that i'll say "my eyes shall not behold iniquity" and still be guilty of scoping from under my lashes, lol! u get the picture. so thats why were saying, cover up ![]() |
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imhotep:Yup!!! |
![]() ROFLMAO!!!! Leave it to huxley to start part two of a thread where pple nearly came to blows and izal disinfectant got free advertising. Huxley!!! You a case!! ![]() |
jydeboy:Try to stick to the truth, please. I said it (go back to the other thread), I was talking to HUXLEY, not you. Good luck. |
jydeboy:@ jydeboy that came in while trying to send my last post. Ehen!! much better!! |
@ Pastor AIO and Sweetiemi, yes apparently. but if there are bad vibes, it sure isnt coming from me. go the the thread in this religious section section that says "some of Pastor Adeboye's testimonies". You will see the filth spewing from this guy's mouth. yes, i do agree that winnteam blew his top first, but you can read the filth this jyde person wrote. and you will see my final reply/reaction. Apparently Mukina has seen fit to lock the thread up, im sure to avoid comments like jyde's. you will see my final reply/reaction to their posts, the entire thing amused more than angered me becos the retaliation was soo childish!! He has promised not to talk to me, i should be impressed? good riddance; i would rather not talk to someone who is so venomous with words! Every one is prone to anger, even if huxley and i dissed each other yesterday, i still respect him becos 90% of the time even tho his posts are at loggerheads with a lot of pple, he still tries to act like a gentleman( huxley, make ur head no swell o). if he flares up 1ce in a while its allowed. But wishing someone's children childless??!! come on!! If i called him a fool, i did it on the verse that says "the fool has said in his heart, there is no God". I do not aplologise for quoting my bilbe. @ Jydeboy no-one is asking you not to air your views. u can do them without slinging the kind of curses you did to AIO. you were vexed (altho for the life of me, i cannot see wot he sed to provoke such a reaction from you) does not mean you should wish his children fatherless. haba!! Obviously, you still don not feel you owe the man an apology. anyways, by their posts you shall know them. |
favcom:Chikena!!! |
jydeboy:@ jydeboy Wow!!!! why are you so full of venom If you feel that way, send assassins after him. O ga o!! i can see ure new on nairaland-barely 4 days old!! Even the huxley ure so busy defending would not stoop so low as to wish someone's children fatherless take your venom someplace else!! Tufia!!! Attention Seun: have you got izal in the house?? somebody's mouth is in dire need of it!!! |
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dudu19:Wot if the offender refuses to apologise? you still gotta move on dont cha? some pple are like that-they NEVER say 'sorry', even when they know they're in the wrong. One cant go on beefing them forever-person go just get ulcer for nothing |
KunleOshob: ![]() @ poster Na wa. Gave up reading after i started getting cross-eyed!!! pls you shld have tried pasting it in batches or something-that encourages pple to read it more than writing loooong epistles like this. pls can you break it down? ![]() |
This forgive & forget issue sef . Its one that has been raised many times in my church.Well, me ive come to the conclusion that 1. I will forgive, but i cannot develop amnesia overnight over an issue 2. I dont think the "forget" clause is in the Bible with regards to us, (pls correct me if im wrong, anyone). Its God that doesnt ever remeber our sins. 3. I think the "forget" doesnt mean amnesia, it means TREATING THE OFFENDER AS NOT GUILTY, not dwelling on the issue, continuing the relationship as if the person never offended you (sometimes that mite be difficult, u might wanna ask for Grace to do that). 4. One sure-fire way of knowing that you've truly forgiven someone is that even when you recall that this person once hurt you, you wont be able to remember the details. After a while all you may remember is that 'this person and myself once quarelled', but you may not even remember what u quarelled over.(thats wot i think the "forgetting" is all bout, but i dont think that happens overnight anyways. |
In the frist instance tithing is not required of you by God as a christian. This topic as been exhaustively discussed in a similar thread i suggest you read it. It is titled "the truth your pastor would not tell you about tithes" Check it out via the link belowthe above quote was made by kunleOshob. @ KunleOshob, so becos it has been "exhaustively discussed in a thread", and your conclusion was that God does not require it, he should take it as Gospel? Na wa o! |
well, my 2 cents: im sure a lot of pple will start posting replies, including those who condemn tithes. lemme digress a bit, whether pple like it or not, tithe-paying still stands, whether the pastor is a money-grubbing charlatan or not. Im paying to God, not him. i leave God to deal with him- if he messes with it, na im own palava be dat. when my mom's name mysteriously disappeared from civil service payroll, she was able to challenge God with Malachi 3:10, she doesnt joke with tithes. And GIRRL, you needed to have seen the way things started JUMPING after that. the whole bureaucratic process was skipped, with top ministry officials falling over themselves to rectify it-even she was amazed! Now to your question. i never really thot about the first offering thing until recently, when i read someone's testimony. see Exodus 34:26, and Deut 26. For modern day christians (we mostly work, we dont raise cattle or plant crops). Your first fruit offering is your first salary in a new job, and also your first salary for the year. Hear my own Testimony: I did it for the first time when i got a new job. becos i'd bin unemployed 4 a while-i had virtually no savings, at first it was like 'how am i going to cope for the next 30 days?" im a girl, i gotta make my hair, buy this, buy that (u know wot female maintenance is like, lol!), not to mention lunch money and t-fare! I squashed all those thots when i remembered that even if i gave it to God, He still reserved the right to accept or reject it! remember cain and Abel? You know wot? that month, i was more than comfortable throughout that month- people were giving me money for no reason at all! after someone gives and its nearly fininshed, ANOTHER person would give or send me money. I was as happy as a clam!! in fact, one time, i was so thrilled and amazed that i locked myself in my office and danced to Him for almost an hour!! I was so thrilled and thankful!! If ure thinking of doin it, pls dont let the skeptics dissuade you- im yet to meet a man who gave wholeheartedly to God and lost out. |
) and i dont mind the odd glass of palm wine now and then(loved it as a child, twas always in the fridge in my family house in ekiti) !! does that make me a bad christian?
i rarely eva get to drink both anyways, irish cream is expensive, and its very hard gettin unadulterated 'pammy' these days. na wa sha, 
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!!!) (hey, wot can i say)
u get the picture. so thats why were saying, cover up