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Phones › Re: NIN Registration Deadline: Have You Registered?? by Joseph08(m): 7:21pm On Jan 19, 2021
adexeli:
What's NIN? undecided Is it an organisation or what grin
Nothing

In

Nigeria
Phones › Re: NIN Registration Deadline: Have You Registered?? by Joseph08(m): 7:06pm On Jan 19, 2021
I wanted to register but since those Pigeons refused to fly I changed my mind so I'm still contemplating grin
Politics › Re: Osinbajo: Lifting 20 Million Nigerians Out Of Poverty In 2 Years Within Reach by Joseph08(m): 6:56pm On Jan 19, 2021
Figure-head VP for Bubu grin
Phones › Re: NIN: Prepare For Consequences, NIMC Threatens Unregistered Nigerians. by Joseph08(m): 6:51pm On Jan 19, 2021
Nigeria wey I go soon leave for una grin

Zoo Corntree!
Politics › Re: Insecurity: North Under Siege, Elders Cry Out by Joseph08(m): 6:37pm On Jan 19, 2021
Make una enjoy the change under Bubu grin
Phones › Re: 29 Million SIMs Not Yet Linked To NINs As Deadline Expires Today by Joseph08(m): 5:38pm On Jan 19, 2021
Abeg my neighbor is asking if they're still blocking the SIM today grin
Politics › Re: Mob Kills Soldier Who Shot Four Civilians In Maiduguri by Joseph08(m): 2:53pm On Jan 19, 2021
That should be the scenario now any happy trigger force personnel should be lynched immediately.

Because you have a gone then you kill people you're supposed to protect in the guise of being drunk.

Since you're holding a gun as a force personnel then don't get drunk undecided
Phones › Re: Today Is NIN-SIM Linking jDeadline; Have You Done Yours? by Joseph08(m): 10:07am On Jan 19, 2021
If they block my line today then I will know Liar Mohammed is not a Liar as people tagged him to be grin

And if they didn't block it today that means Liar Mohammed is a Liar grin
Family › Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by Joseph08(m): 11:01pm On Jan 18, 2021
No woman can try that shit with me after paying your bride price and doing the necessary things including white wedding.

Na u marry me abi na me marry u huh

Unless she's joking then we laugh together as husband and wife grin

Cos when I start looking out for a mistress na she go still dey complain grin
Crime › Re: FUTA Deputy Registrar, Amos Arijesuyo Shot Dead By Suspected Kidnappers. by Joseph08(m): 12:48pm On Jan 18, 2021
The5DME:
I have no RIPs to give.
Unless your parents are no more alive cos no one will have RIPs to waste.

Don't you know he's someone's father huh
Politics › Re: NIN : We Leave Home Early, Abandon Work To Get NIN Without Success — Applicants by Joseph08(m):
Make una continue dey suffer for nothing under sun grin

Our confused Government can't make provision for online registrations.

What about people who are sick and suffering from stroke, bedridden due to accident or incident that can't stand without assistance tell me how such people can put up with these kind of crowd huh

What about foreigners that came into the Country on business ventures so there lines will also be blocked huh

No consideration for Covid-19 huh

Fela was right by saying "Nigerians are suffering and smiling" grin

Nigeria can't frustrate me they should block my fvcking line if they can't provide easy way of registering the NIN shit.

Shithole Corntree!

What do you expect when Aboki's are placed in every top positions huh

I don't even want to know the address of registering let alone going there.
Politics › Re: Soldiers Missing As Insurgents Overwhelm Borno Army Installations by Joseph08(m): 6:37am On Jan 17, 2021
Nigerian army only demonstrate their strength on unarmed civilians undecided

What a shame!

Buhari will still come up to say "remember where we were before and where we are now" grin
Politics › Re: Pigeons Refused To Fly In Imo At Armed Forces Remembrance (video) by Joseph08(m): 6:10pm On Jan 16, 2021
Pigeons too know there's INSECURITY in the Corntree so flying is dangerous grin
Politics › Re: President Buhari Appoints Buba Marwa As DG Of NDLEA by Joseph08(m): 1:59pm On Jan 16, 2021
Vice president Osibanjo is just a figure-head.

They always choose a figure-head during their election campaign and select Northerners to head every department afterwards.

Shithole Corntree!
Politics › Re: Saraki Celebrates Isiaka Adeleke On Posthumous Birthday (Photo) by Joseph08(m): 11:01pm On Jan 15, 2021
If money can buy life eeh huh

But so unfortunate death is inevitable.
Travel › Re: Nigerian Man Begs To Be Deported After 5 Years In Italy/Germany (Video) by Joseph08(m): 7:57pm On Jan 14, 2021
BusinessCity:
How true is this that many Nigerians are stranded and just roaming about?
Very true most are simply ashamed of coming back home cos nothing tangible to show despite staying abroad several years.

But it shouldn't discourage one from traveling anyway.

Everyone has different destiny there're people that moved out of Nigeria and with time they were able to secure a resident permit.
Travel › Re: Nigerian Man Begs To Be Deported After 5 Years In Italy/Germany (Video) by Joseph08(m): 6:44pm On Jan 14, 2021
If you haven't travelled out of Nigeria you won't understand what he's passing through;

Unable to work due to no resident permit.

Getting accommodation you need a resident permit.

Opening a Bank account you need a resident permit.

Your movement is restricted.

I have lived in UK so I know what he's passing through.
NYSC › Re: Akwa Ibom Corper: I Killed Him In Self-Defence by Joseph08(m):
She doesn't even know how to lie undecided

You met a man on the street and you got talking then the next thing was to follow him to his house nawao huh

Then he tried to rape you and threatened you with a cutlass you now killed him in self-defence grin

How could you have overpowered a man with a cutlass huh

After torture she will confess on what transpired between them.

She no wan say na money for hand back for ground work she dey do grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Uganda Orders All Social Media Platforms Shut Until Further Notice by Joseph08(m): 3:23pm On Jan 12, 2021
Liar Mohammed right now grin

Nigerians neva see anytin grin

Crime › Re: Corper Odume Princess Paschaline Arrested For Killing Man In Akwa Ibom (Graphic) by Joseph08(m): 8:22am On Jan 11, 2021
Most serving female corpers are into hookup (Prostitution) that's an alternative way of survival to them.

Most started while in the University and continued afterwards.
I remembered during my University days, on weekends you hardly see most girls around by Monday morning you see them on bike coming back or being dropped by a car with their hand bags to meet up for lectures.

Although some went visiting family members or friends.
Crime › Re: Man Throws Down His Househelp From A 2-Storey Building In Aba (Photos) by Joseph08(m): 6:49am On Jan 11, 2021
The man should be arrested he can't try that shit on his own child undecided
Politics › Re: Buhari Sacks Muhammad Mustapha Abdallah, NDLEA Chairman by Joseph08(m): 6:37am On Jan 11, 2021
To be replaced by another Northerner as usual undecided

Visible nepotism in this contree shocked
Politics › Re: FG Awaits $5.3 Billion Chinese Loan For Ibadan-kano Rail Line by Joseph08(m): 11:38pm On Jan 09, 2021
They will soon collect loan to build public toilet grin

Fvcking shithole Corntree!
Family › Re: Father-Of-Five Absconds After His Wife Gave Birth To Quadruplets In Benin by Joseph08(m): 3:31am On Jan 09, 2021
The man right now grin

....And na just Bleep I Bleep o nawoo grin

Health › Re: We Will Impose Fresh Nationwide Lockdown If COVID-19 Cases Continue To Rise- PTF by Joseph08(m): 4:57pm On Jan 08, 2021
Animals!

So why bringing up the issue of NIN during second phase of Covid-19 huh

Fvcking shithole Corntree!
Politics › Re: NIN Holders To Pay N15,000 To Correct Date Of Birth, 5000 For Name, Address by Joseph08(m): 7:49am On Jan 08, 2021
BstOLDsn:
grin

Untill dey block my SIM B4 I'm taking this shit serious
We're on same track grin

Fools with no planning...Developed Countries doesn't do this shit.
Crime › Re: Joseph Myaan: Body Of Kidnapped Benue LG Cashier Found In Shallow Grave (Photo) by Joseph08(m): 7:12am On Jan 08, 2021
Life is short and Nigeria is making it more shorter undecided

Fvcking shit hole Corntree!
Health › Re: COVID-19 Bites Harder As More Nigerians Die by Joseph08(m): 9:34am On Jan 07, 2021
... And FG still insist on people getting NIN otherwise lines not linked will be blocked huh

You guys must be joking na una Papa go line up under sun to obtain NIN.

Fvcking shit hole Corntree!
Travel › Re: The Agony Of Passport Expiration In Vietnam by Joseph08(m): 2:45am On Jan 07, 2021
....Still asking if Nigeria is a shit hole Corntree huh

Trump is absolutely right so stop asking!

I'm adding fvcking to it....

So it's fvcking shit hole Corntree grin
Politics › Re: NIN: Crowd And No Social Distancing At NIMC Office, Ikeja (Video) by Joseph08(m):
So this what one would go through just to obtain NIN huh

Always suffering people on every little stuff and endangering lifes.

Whereas sensible Countries always provide platforms online to register for relevant stuffs.

When we have Zombies as leaders what do you expect from a shit hole Corntree.

Me I no say I no fit go queue for line and under sun just to obtain rubbish NIN....

Until they find a suitable way for one to obtain it.

Animals with no planning let me wait and see when they start blocking lines without doing the right things.

Trump is absolutely right!

Nigeria is a shit hole Corntree undecided
Politics › Re: Second Wave: No Fresh Lockdown, Lai Mohammed Insists by Joseph08(m): 9:24pm On Jan 04, 2021
Liar Mohammed has spoken no more comments otherwise social media will be regulated grin
Politics › Re: Lekki Killings: Our Case With CNN Far From Over - Lai Mohammed by Joseph08(m): 6:21pm On Jan 04, 2021
Liar Mohammed has resumed work in this new year 2021 grin

Abeg I no want lie lie for this year o undecided

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